Changbei Longevity Song
Chapter 22
The bazaar was as lively as ever, and 21 and Zhou Zhui struggled to walk among the crowd.This scene is very common in the city during the day.
"I said, Zhou Bi, are you sure there is a horse seller in this place?" 21 asked with a grin.
Zhou Niu, who was walking in front, was obviously in the same situation as him, but he could still calmly say, "Shut up and walk."
It took a while to avoid the crowded crowd, but they are now in a small alley.
"I said Zhou Bi, we won't, have we lost our way?" 21 looked around, and found that the place he was in was far away from the market, and there were hardly any people passing by.
"Probably went to a different place." Zhou Bi stood at the entrance of the alley and took a look. It was indeed quite remote.Just now, because he really couldn't stand the crowd, Zhou Bi dragged 21 and walked away, where there were few people, and he arrived here.And when Zhou Bi came, he didn't look at the road at all.
Behind is a wasteland.
21 silently performed classic movements, sat cross-legged on the ground, and muttered something in his mouth.As soon as Zhou Bi turned around and saw it, he came over curiously to listen to what he had to say.
21: "What I want to eat, what I want to eat, meat stuffed buns, vegetarian stuffed buns, meat dumplings, vegetarian stuffed dumplings, braised lion head, steamed carp, stewed trotters..."
Zhou Bi immediately regretted listening to it just now.Also, what can this foodie think!
"I know how to eat every day." Zhou Bi said with disgust.But I always feel that someone will hear it... (Of course it's us, Tianxie!)
21 immediately retorted: "If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your thinking! Can you live without eating? Love food is love of life! I want to live a long time to eat all the delicious food in the world!"
Zhou Wei glanced at the thin figure of the guy in front of him whose eyes lit up as soon as he heard the food, and suddenly had the urge to beat him up.
After a short pause, 21 suddenly said, "Zhou Bi, do you know why no one wants you?"
"Ok?"
"Because you can't grab a man's stomach." 21 said with a face full of beatings.
Zhou Bi was about to clean him up, when a human voice suddenly came from not far away.
"Brother, our harvest today is very rich!"
"The families of these common people are quite rich, enough for us to have a big meal!"
"But brother still lacks a beauty, a fly in the ointment!"
21 and Zhou planned to walk towards the direction of the voice, just in time to collide with the speaker.Those few people looked like robbers, and they were carrying the spoils that they had just robbed.
When the leader saw 21, his eyes suddenly became straight, staring at 21 so hairy, he could only ask, "What are you going to do?"
The man came back to his senses when he heard it, and smiled obscenely: "Beauty, how about going back with me to be Mrs. Yazhaizai? Make sure you have food and drink, and dress beautifully! And you see, brother, I also look good. It’s not like crooked melons and cracked dates, but it’s pretty good if you look closely, isn’t it?”
21 was greatly frightened.He took a step back and almost stopped.These days, there are really people who rob men to become Mrs. Yazhai!
"No." 21 swallowed, weakly refusing.
The leader suddenly changed his face, and said to the people around him: "Come on! Take me back! How can the person I like give up so easily!"
"Yes!" Nearly a dozen people swarmed up, and Zhou Bi was about to hit him when he suddenly felt someone from behind fix his acupoints.
Damn it!He cursed secretly in his heart, he didn't expect that among these unscrupulous people, there would be such shady tricks.
"Zhou Bi?" Hearing nothing, 21 quickly turned around to see Zhou Bi standing there motionless, and immediately understood.Looking at that group of people again, 21 regretted for the first time that he hadn't put his heart into learning spells.
One of them threw a dart before he came over. 21 raised his eyes and saw the dart flying towards him, and felt a chill in his heart for a moment.He wanted to hide, but he didn't know where to hide, so he could only stand there and close his eyes subconsciously, hoping that the dart would avoid him.
The expected pain did not come.what happened? 21 opened his eyes, but saw a figure blocking the sun.
The man dropped the dart he had just grabbed and turned sideways.Her shoulder-length black hair was scattered in front of her forehead, and her eyes were easy to fall into.
that dress...
Memories came to mind.It was many years ago, he once said to Tian Xie: "I hope that the person I like will come to me in a blue suit."
Only at that time, the person he liked was Changsheng.Changsheng only wears Tsing Yi on weekdays, he just hopes that Changsheng can change clothes.
"Sorry, it took me a while to find the blue clothes you mentioned. But it's not too late."
21 was stunned for a moment, and said, "Tianxie?" But, even if Tianxie didn't say this, 21 can recognize it with just one look in those eyes, it's Tianxie.
"En." Tian Xie agreed, then turned around to deal with those people.
Tianxie stepped forward with a flying kick, kicked down a few times, and then punched several times, perfectly finishing everyone who rushed up.
"You guys! You guys are useless!" The leader roared angrily when he saw his subordinates fall down one after another.
Tian Xie leaned against the wall of the alley and asked, "Just now you said that you want to take 21 back and become Mrs. Yazhai?"
Tian Xie's aura was overwhelming, and the man took several steps back, but he still had the guts to admit: "Beauties need to be snatched, not to mention that he has no one to belong to at the first glance."
21 After taking one look at that person, he actually has the nerve to say that he looks pretty on closer inspection because of his looks?Still have the nerve to rob him?Can't even keep up with one-thousandth of Tianxie's?
"Unfortunately, she is my wife." Tian Xie was caught off guard by what she said, and almost knocked 21 down in shock. "God, what are you talking about!"
Hearing 21's reaction, the man suddenly gained confidence, and said calmly, "Brother, look, even beauties don't admit it, so don't force others to make things difficult for you."
Tianxie secretly scolded 21 for being ignorant, but it was not easy to show it, so he could only give 21 a blank stare.
"You don't believe it?" Tianxie walked leisurely to 21, and suddenly reached out to lift his chin and kissed him.He thought 21 would resist, but he didn't.
After letting go, he looked at 21 again, with his head lowered and his face flushed to the base of his ears.Tian Xie put his arms around his waist, raised his chin at the man: "Don't snatch my man."
The leader laughed a few times, and was about to flee with his subordinates, when Tian Xie stopped him: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in such a hurry?"
"What else are you doing? Just say..." He really didn't want to stay for another second now.Tianxie is unpredictable, maybe what will he ask him to do.
"Resolve his acupoints." Tian Xie pointed at Zhou Niu who was standing beside the acupoints, and said.Zhou Bi's impression of Tian Xie improved by a few percent, and he still remembered him.
Reluctantly, the leader asked his men to go down and relieve the acupuncture point.
"Take me to your village." Tian Xie said again.
The man was very puzzled, and asked vigilantly: "You won't go with me, right? You want to rob my village? I built that village by myself! You can't rob my village for anything!"
Tian Xie ignored his wailing, and turned to 21 and asked, "Do you need horses?" 21 nodded before he could recover.
"I'm not that interested. I just want all the horses in your village." Tian Xie walked forward as he said, "If you don't agree, I don't mind fighting again."
Seeing Tian Xie stretching his muscles and bones as if he was going to be serious, he rationally agreed.Otherwise, the consequence is to be beaten up before agreeing.The result is the same, what is he doing to his own death?
Anyway, the horse is not as valuable as his gold and silver mountains.
In desperation, the leader took the group of them to the village.
To say that Tian Xie really solved a big problem this time, it happened that they were worried that they didn't have enough money to buy horses.
There are enough horses in this stockade for each of their troops.
The leader led his men down to fetch the horse, and the three of them were free.
Although 21 was forcefully kissed and hugged by Tian Xie just now, he still couldn't help asking: "Tian Xie, how did you turn into a human form?"
Tianxie answered angrily: "If I don't come, I don't know which fool will be robbed to become Mrs. Yazhai. Besides, it's so easy to transform into a human form. Do you think that everyone just knows how to eat just like you?"
After looking at Tian Xie all over, 21 still couldn't believe the fact that a big bird turned into a human.
"Then you are a man?" Pinching Tian Xie's pretty face, 21 asked in disbelief.Tianxie patted his forehead helplessly, really wanting to know what 21 had been pretending to be in his head all day.
"Why don't you touch it?" Tian Xie grabbed 21's hand and slid it down her belly.Although he also has that thing, but thinking that he will touch him... 21 immediately withdrew his hand.
"No need, I believe you are a man!" 21 almost shouted this sentence, then turned around and covered his face.
"I said, Zhou Bi, are you sure there is a horse seller in this place?" 21 asked with a grin.
Zhou Niu, who was walking in front, was obviously in the same situation as him, but he could still calmly say, "Shut up and walk."
It took a while to avoid the crowded crowd, but they are now in a small alley.
"I said Zhou Bi, we won't, have we lost our way?" 21 looked around, and found that the place he was in was far away from the market, and there were hardly any people passing by.
"Probably went to a different place." Zhou Bi stood at the entrance of the alley and took a look. It was indeed quite remote.Just now, because he really couldn't stand the crowd, Zhou Bi dragged 21 and walked away, where there were few people, and he arrived here.And when Zhou Bi came, he didn't look at the road at all.
Behind is a wasteland.
21 silently performed classic movements, sat cross-legged on the ground, and muttered something in his mouth.As soon as Zhou Bi turned around and saw it, he came over curiously to listen to what he had to say.
21: "What I want to eat, what I want to eat, meat stuffed buns, vegetarian stuffed buns, meat dumplings, vegetarian stuffed dumplings, braised lion head, steamed carp, stewed trotters..."
Zhou Bi immediately regretted listening to it just now.Also, what can this foodie think!
"I know how to eat every day." Zhou Bi said with disgust.But I always feel that someone will hear it... (Of course it's us, Tianxie!)
21 immediately retorted: "If you don't eat actively, you have a problem with your thinking! Can you live without eating? Love food is love of life! I want to live a long time to eat all the delicious food in the world!"
Zhou Wei glanced at the thin figure of the guy in front of him whose eyes lit up as soon as he heard the food, and suddenly had the urge to beat him up.
After a short pause, 21 suddenly said, "Zhou Bi, do you know why no one wants you?"
"Ok?"
"Because you can't grab a man's stomach." 21 said with a face full of beatings.
Zhou Bi was about to clean him up, when a human voice suddenly came from not far away.
"Brother, our harvest today is very rich!"
"The families of these common people are quite rich, enough for us to have a big meal!"
"But brother still lacks a beauty, a fly in the ointment!"
21 and Zhou planned to walk towards the direction of the voice, just in time to collide with the speaker.Those few people looked like robbers, and they were carrying the spoils that they had just robbed.
When the leader saw 21, his eyes suddenly became straight, staring at 21 so hairy, he could only ask, "What are you going to do?"
The man came back to his senses when he heard it, and smiled obscenely: "Beauty, how about going back with me to be Mrs. Yazhaizai? Make sure you have food and drink, and dress beautifully! And you see, brother, I also look good. It’s not like crooked melons and cracked dates, but it’s pretty good if you look closely, isn’t it?”
21 was greatly frightened.He took a step back and almost stopped.These days, there are really people who rob men to become Mrs. Yazhai!
"No." 21 swallowed, weakly refusing.
The leader suddenly changed his face, and said to the people around him: "Come on! Take me back! How can the person I like give up so easily!"
"Yes!" Nearly a dozen people swarmed up, and Zhou Bi was about to hit him when he suddenly felt someone from behind fix his acupoints.
Damn it!He cursed secretly in his heart, he didn't expect that among these unscrupulous people, there would be such shady tricks.
"Zhou Bi?" Hearing nothing, 21 quickly turned around to see Zhou Bi standing there motionless, and immediately understood.Looking at that group of people again, 21 regretted for the first time that he hadn't put his heart into learning spells.
One of them threw a dart before he came over. 21 raised his eyes and saw the dart flying towards him, and felt a chill in his heart for a moment.He wanted to hide, but he didn't know where to hide, so he could only stand there and close his eyes subconsciously, hoping that the dart would avoid him.
The expected pain did not come.what happened? 21 opened his eyes, but saw a figure blocking the sun.
The man dropped the dart he had just grabbed and turned sideways.Her shoulder-length black hair was scattered in front of her forehead, and her eyes were easy to fall into.
that dress...
Memories came to mind.It was many years ago, he once said to Tian Xie: "I hope that the person I like will come to me in a blue suit."
Only at that time, the person he liked was Changsheng.Changsheng only wears Tsing Yi on weekdays, he just hopes that Changsheng can change clothes.
"Sorry, it took me a while to find the blue clothes you mentioned. But it's not too late."
21 was stunned for a moment, and said, "Tianxie?" But, even if Tianxie didn't say this, 21 can recognize it with just one look in those eyes, it's Tianxie.
"En." Tian Xie agreed, then turned around to deal with those people.
Tianxie stepped forward with a flying kick, kicked down a few times, and then punched several times, perfectly finishing everyone who rushed up.
"You guys! You guys are useless!" The leader roared angrily when he saw his subordinates fall down one after another.
Tian Xie leaned against the wall of the alley and asked, "Just now you said that you want to take 21 back and become Mrs. Yazhai?"
Tian Xie's aura was overwhelming, and the man took several steps back, but he still had the guts to admit: "Beauties need to be snatched, not to mention that he has no one to belong to at the first glance."
21 After taking one look at that person, he actually has the nerve to say that he looks pretty on closer inspection because of his looks?Still have the nerve to rob him?Can't even keep up with one-thousandth of Tianxie's?
"Unfortunately, she is my wife." Tian Xie was caught off guard by what she said, and almost knocked 21 down in shock. "God, what are you talking about!"
Hearing 21's reaction, the man suddenly gained confidence, and said calmly, "Brother, look, even beauties don't admit it, so don't force others to make things difficult for you."
Tianxie secretly scolded 21 for being ignorant, but it was not easy to show it, so he could only give 21 a blank stare.
"You don't believe it?" Tianxie walked leisurely to 21, and suddenly reached out to lift his chin and kissed him.He thought 21 would resist, but he didn't.
After letting go, he looked at 21 again, with his head lowered and his face flushed to the base of his ears.Tian Xie put his arms around his waist, raised his chin at the man: "Don't snatch my man."
The leader laughed a few times, and was about to flee with his subordinates, when Tian Xie stopped him: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you in such a hurry?"
"What else are you doing? Just say..." He really didn't want to stay for another second now.Tianxie is unpredictable, maybe what will he ask him to do.
"Resolve his acupoints." Tian Xie pointed at Zhou Niu who was standing beside the acupoints, and said.Zhou Bi's impression of Tian Xie improved by a few percent, and he still remembered him.
Reluctantly, the leader asked his men to go down and relieve the acupuncture point.
"Take me to your village." Tian Xie said again.
The man was very puzzled, and asked vigilantly: "You won't go with me, right? You want to rob my village? I built that village by myself! You can't rob my village for anything!"
Tian Xie ignored his wailing, and turned to 21 and asked, "Do you need horses?" 21 nodded before he could recover.
"I'm not that interested. I just want all the horses in your village." Tian Xie walked forward as he said, "If you don't agree, I don't mind fighting again."
Seeing Tian Xie stretching his muscles and bones as if he was going to be serious, he rationally agreed.Otherwise, the consequence is to be beaten up before agreeing.The result is the same, what is he doing to his own death?
Anyway, the horse is not as valuable as his gold and silver mountains.
In desperation, the leader took the group of them to the village.
To say that Tian Xie really solved a big problem this time, it happened that they were worried that they didn't have enough money to buy horses.
There are enough horses in this stockade for each of their troops.
The leader led his men down to fetch the horse, and the three of them were free.
Although 21 was forcefully kissed and hugged by Tian Xie just now, he still couldn't help asking: "Tian Xie, how did you turn into a human form?"
Tianxie answered angrily: "If I don't come, I don't know which fool will be robbed to become Mrs. Yazhai. Besides, it's so easy to transform into a human form. Do you think that everyone just knows how to eat just like you?"
After looking at Tian Xie all over, 21 still couldn't believe the fact that a big bird turned into a human.
"Then you are a man?" Pinching Tian Xie's pretty face, 21 asked in disbelief.Tianxie patted his forehead helplessly, really wanting to know what 21 had been pretending to be in his head all day.
"Why don't you touch it?" Tian Xie grabbed 21's hand and slid it down her belly.Although he also has that thing, but thinking that he will touch him... 21 immediately withdrew his hand.
"No need, I believe you are a man!" 21 almost shouted this sentence, then turned around and covered his face.
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