Kings don't believe in Buddha[e-sports]
Chapter 4
"You really are not afraid, madman!"
"Please! Xiaoya is already unique, can you hold on this season? Even if you just poach a few from other teams! Isn't this the time for a transfer!"
Ah Q and the others were a little helpless and dissatisfied. Last season, they had a headache because of one female player. Will there be another one this season?How to parry!Being a professional is not just for fun, nor is it for the sake of attracting people's attention. Any one person carries the honor of the whole team, and nothing can go wrong.
Their current glory is hard-won, and of course they cannot lose their strength because of this kind of eye-catching.
"Haven't you all seen her strength?"
The lunatic got stuck again, and Ah Q couldn't sit still and yelled directly: "Can you mmp finish in one mouthful, I haven't seen any other awesome women play e-sports except Xiaoya!"
Seeing that Ah Q and the others were all about to go mad by the lunatic, Xiao Yan couldn't stand it and said directly to this person: "The Luna who took my blood a few days ago."
Luna?
All of a sudden, the team members came to their senses, that Luna from Hanxin's CP battle?
"Wow, aren't you? The other party is Xiao Yangxian's anchor, who is obviously a big guy who picks his feet! What are you talking about female contestants? Are you kidding me?"
"You idiot, didn't everyone say that Luna was hit by Xiao Yangxian's sister? What's it called? Last time I read the barrage, it said it was called Kaijie."
"Sister Kai Mao! Don't you know that Sister Kai is a big guy who picks his feet? Then why is Xiao Yang Xian's melon skin operation still a popular anchor? It's pushed behind the scenes! Crazy, are you stupid? Have you been deceived? You have Have you seen that sister Kai herself? Don’t be a fucking big man!"
Whether it's a real woman or not, he doesn't care about the lunatic.
"It's enough to pass the skill level. Doesn't it suit your wishes to be a big man who picks his feet?"
"I'm going, if it's really a big guy who picks his feet, he's a liar! To deceive the audience and friends, you still recruit the team with this character?"
Ah Q felt that the lunatic's mind was showing off.
The lunatic crossed his arms and raised his chin triumphantly: "I'll know if it's a mule or a horse tomorrow."
After finishing speaking, he gave Xiao Yan a look.
During the free time, the lunatic moved behind Xiao Yan and patted Xiao Yan on the shoulder without anyone noticing, and said, "How is it? I guessed right, is this sister Kai, the beautiful boy with phantom limbs?"
This so-called beautiful boy with phantom limbs should be familiar to experienced players in pesticides.The SOLO king in the entire pesticide area not long after the service was started.At that time, the one who had the most solo with phantom limbs was Captain Xiao in front of him.
"My news won't go wrong! Don't you look at how long I've been squatting in that little Yangxian's live broadcast room! You went to catch her to test the water before, have you tried your way?"
Xiao Yan raised his eyebrows and eyes slightly, tapped his index finger on the table intentionally or unintentionally, and then hummed lightly: "Well, it should be a phantom limb."
The lunatic slapped his thigh: "That's it!"
It's just that Xiao Yan didn't expect that the solo king in the pesticide that day, even the god-level player who made him come to the door many times to ask for a fight, was a woman.
***
At night, Yang Huai was lying on the bed and swiping his phone. He saw that Yang Xu started the live broadcast, but he didn't show his face.There was always laughter from his friends beside him.
The bullet screen is begging to show his face.
[Stop hiding it, I know you are a 200t fat man! 】
【Is this interesting?Anyway, we will meet tomorrow! 】
[Ahhhhh, I'm also on the back flower road, Sao Yang seeks to meet by chance! 】
"Wait for those who say I'm 200 tons fat! Tomorrow, I'll see how I slap you in the face! Don't fall in love with me if you have the ability!"
Yang Xu hummed and played Bo Shuai, angrily took the opponent's head: "Look at this wave of operations! It's okay! I told him not to chase me."
"Fool."
Yang Huai turned off the live broadcast, and it was obviously his teammates who saved him just now.
Bored, she entered Weibo, and as soon as she checked out, the IG official blogger posted a new Weibo: Looking forward to new IG players.
The comments exploded all of a sudden. After Xiaoya quit the team, people have been speculating about the new team's substitute. IG officials have never responded to such news. After a long time, a new team member's Weibo suddenly exploded. , All of a sudden, it aroused many speculations from fans!
[Fuck, who is the god? ! 】
[It's the transfer period, has the lunatic poached a corner in the next team? 233333...]
[Is this new team member half as awesome as my sister Xiaoya? 】
【In a blink of an eye, Xiaoya has been gone for so long...I miss her so much, are you really going to abandon Xiaoya like this on IG? ! 】
[I don't know how Xiaoya is doing now. 】
……
Yang Huai looked at the comments below and felt a little headache. After a while, all of them were thinking about Xiaoya.
Yang Huai knew Xiaoya, she had seen the video of last season, she was a very good player.
At that moment, she couldn't help but feel a little worried. What she thought before was that being a professional was a different experience, and she wanted to try it out, but looking at it now, it was obvious that she became Xiaoya's substitute. To be honest, this... ...and the pressure is on.
Besides, Yang Huai has been relatively introverted since she was a child. She is not as cute as Yang Xu, who is outgoing and open. She stays at home and school all the year round and doesn't like to go out. She also has very few circles of friends and has hardly dealt with too many strangers.
So she became so high-profile all of a sudden, she was a little worried that she would be overwhelmed.
In fact, this kind of worry is not only Yang Huai, but even Yang Xu is worried about her: "I said sister, it's not that I don't believe in your skills! In my opinion, the previous team member Xiaoya's skills are good enough! Isn't her face photogenic? I think her character is cute too! Just like her, she still attracts gangsters all day long. Look at you again, it’s fine if you don’t have any expression on your face, but you still attract gangsters when you speak. Skills are better than Xiaoya’s. You look obvious You are asking for your own death!"
Yang Huai rolled his eyes: "Get lost."
"Look at your violent temper and stinky mouth! I really don't believe you don't recruit black people like this!"
How about?not going?Is it possible to repent temporarily?
Yang Huai suddenly had an idea, but was quickly suppressed.Things have come to this point, it is a bit unreasonable not to go.
In fact, in her heart, she still longed for the addiction of a professional gamer.
After much deliberation, I decided to give it a go.After all, she is also loyal to the challenge.Isn't it just standing under the spotlight?She should be able to do it.
After eating crayfish in the live broadcast, Yang Xu returned to the hotel, and Yang Huai sent him a WeChat message, asking him to visit her room when he came back.
So he turned a corner and knocked on Yang Huai's door.
After Yang Huai opened the door, he took out the signed bubble gum wrapper from his trouser pocket and handed it over: "No...you want Xiao Yan's autograph."
Yang Xu was taken aback for a moment, and saw a ghost-like symbol drawn on a crumpled candy paper, and looked at his own sister with a silly look: "You don't have a fever, do you? Are you kidding me to be serious? What do you mean, you?"
Seeing that his kindness was not rewarded, Yang Huai stared at Yang Xu angrily.
Yang Xu folded his hands on his chest: "What are you looking at, come solo if you don't accept it! You use this to trick me into thinking I'm mentally retarded!"
"Oh, retarded, isn't this the idol's autograph you want?"
Yang Huai put his signature on the side cabinet and then lay down his body. Yang Xu didn't believe it was Xiao Shen's signature at all. He thought it was Yang Huai playing tricks on him, and angrily said, "Are you mentally retarded!" Get out of Yang Huai's room.
This signature is indeed mentally handicapped.
***
The next day, the weather was so bad that it began to rain lightly.The opening ceremony of the carnival was held at 10 am. At 3 pm, there was an exhibition match between the anchor team and the professional team in the stadium. Tickets were required to enter, and Yang Huai had a front row ticket in his hand.
All the anchors and invited professional players walked the red carpet in groups, and the whole process was broadcast live in the official live broadcast room.Not only did many anchors who had never shown their faces make their first appearances, but also several star professional players appeared, which can be described as a grand carnival.Early in the morning, the official live broadcast room was full of fans, in order to take screenshots of their own big demeanor at the first time.
Outside the arena, there were actually fans standing in the front row crowded with cameras and cannons. Passers-by who didn't know it thought there was some big star coming here.
[Fan Bingbing is coming? 】
[It seems to be Jackie Chan. 】
233333...
On the red carpet in the morning, only Big Cat and Ah Q appeared on the IG team. The coach, captain, and other team members were absent. There may be something wrong.Xiaoshen's fans were disappointed!We can only look forward to Xiao Shen's shadow in the exhibition game on the field.
The most surprising thing was the appearance of Xiao Yangxian. As soon as he stood on the red carpet, he whispered to the friend next to him: "I'm a little nervous, what should I do?"
Jiyou's face was stiff, and he smiled awkwardly and looked at each other: "Me too..."
As soon as he appeared, the eyes of almost all the girls in the audience were on this tall man in black clothes and black pants, and that unique grandma's gray hair!
"Fuck! Who is that handsome guy?"
"Surprised male god!"
The official live broadcast room exploded instantly!
[I seem to see a star. 】
[No, what you saw was an existence with the same appearance as Xiao Shen! 】
【Mom, I want to marry him!Host, please quickly introduce who he is!No matter who it is, I want to be his fan! 】
[Sorry, thank you my husband. 】
Yang Huai's family are all big and tall, and Yang Xu broke through 180 early, and he also likes to catch up with the trend and dye a handful of grandma gray. His delicate features and tall figure are shining next to a group of ordinary anchor brothers, making him blind The eyes of everyone!
When the host introduced that this was Yang Xian, who smelt melon skin and stinky feet, the live broadcast and the live broadcast room were really blown up.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...】
[Shuai Yang really told the truth once! 】
[Shuai Yang didn't slap himself in the face!I am so handsome!Shuai Yang, I have the ability!I have the ability to fall in love with you! 】
[I miss your mother, my husband looks the same as you! 】
【Husband...husband...】
……
Then, the popular anchor Xiao Yangxian became popular again because of his appearance. He changed from a technical anchor to an entertainment anchor, and now he is directly called a good-looking anchor. He seems to be no longer a game anchor.
[Obviously you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you have to rely on melon skin and mouth and rookie skills to become fans! 】
Although Yang Xu said he was very conceited, the actual effect was far beyond his expectations. The scene made him a little at a loss, and he even stuttered during the interview.
Yang Huai looked at Yang Xu's hands tightly clasped together on the mobile phone, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help raising a mocking smile, probably because he was so nervous that he wanted to pee his pants!
Although Yang Xu had a smile on his face, his red ears and his obviously scared expression made all the fans go crazy. The contrast is so cute.
There are even bold fans who recorded videos with their mobile phones and teased him in front of him: "Shuai Yang, aren't you usually good at bragging? Why do you see the girls are shy! Don't be shy, don't be shy, just be us It's Sister Kai! Come on us!"
Yang Xu smiled awkwardly, his face was flushed red, he couldn't say a word of those annoying words at this moment, and there was only one thought in his head, Mom, I want to go home! TT
At the same time, some players couldn't help sighing, it's really an era of good looks, it's not fair that the skills are so good and so many people are chasing after them.
Looking around, there are many players with both high technology and good looks, but the popularity of the few few will explode, and there is no extra room for these players who only know skills but not good looks.
Seeing other people's fans have millions of fans, while my own fans are only a few hundred, I am a little jealous and sad.
However, there are still those who rely on technology and charisma to win!For example, IG's Ah Q, DC's Zhuo Bao, etc., which one is not tens of thousands of fans?It's long... just like that, but people rely on their strength!
"Crazy, the new team member you're talking about, Miss Kai, is rumored to be the sister of this little Yangxian?"
Ah Q walked up to the lunatic with his mobile phone and asked, the lunatic nodded triumphantly: "What? Is your heart fluttering?"
"Please! Xiaoya is already unique, can you hold on this season? Even if you just poach a few from other teams! Isn't this the time for a transfer!"
Ah Q and the others were a little helpless and dissatisfied. Last season, they had a headache because of one female player. Will there be another one this season?How to parry!Being a professional is not just for fun, nor is it for the sake of attracting people's attention. Any one person carries the honor of the whole team, and nothing can go wrong.
Their current glory is hard-won, and of course they cannot lose their strength because of this kind of eye-catching.
"Haven't you all seen her strength?"
The lunatic got stuck again, and Ah Q couldn't sit still and yelled directly: "Can you mmp finish in one mouthful, I haven't seen any other awesome women play e-sports except Xiaoya!"
Seeing that Ah Q and the others were all about to go mad by the lunatic, Xiao Yan couldn't stand it and said directly to this person: "The Luna who took my blood a few days ago."
Luna?
All of a sudden, the team members came to their senses, that Luna from Hanxin's CP battle?
"Wow, aren't you? The other party is Xiao Yangxian's anchor, who is obviously a big guy who picks his feet! What are you talking about female contestants? Are you kidding me?"
"You idiot, didn't everyone say that Luna was hit by Xiao Yangxian's sister? What's it called? Last time I read the barrage, it said it was called Kaijie."
"Sister Kai Mao! Don't you know that Sister Kai is a big guy who picks his feet? Then why is Xiao Yang Xian's melon skin operation still a popular anchor? It's pushed behind the scenes! Crazy, are you stupid? Have you been deceived? You have Have you seen that sister Kai herself? Don’t be a fucking big man!"
Whether it's a real woman or not, he doesn't care about the lunatic.
"It's enough to pass the skill level. Doesn't it suit your wishes to be a big man who picks his feet?"
"I'm going, if it's really a big guy who picks his feet, he's a liar! To deceive the audience and friends, you still recruit the team with this character?"
Ah Q felt that the lunatic's mind was showing off.
The lunatic crossed his arms and raised his chin triumphantly: "I'll know if it's a mule or a horse tomorrow."
After finishing speaking, he gave Xiao Yan a look.
During the free time, the lunatic moved behind Xiao Yan and patted Xiao Yan on the shoulder without anyone noticing, and said, "How is it? I guessed right, is this sister Kai, the beautiful boy with phantom limbs?"
This so-called beautiful boy with phantom limbs should be familiar to experienced players in pesticides.The SOLO king in the entire pesticide area not long after the service was started.At that time, the one who had the most solo with phantom limbs was Captain Xiao in front of him.
"My news won't go wrong! Don't you look at how long I've been squatting in that little Yangxian's live broadcast room! You went to catch her to test the water before, have you tried your way?"
Xiao Yan raised his eyebrows and eyes slightly, tapped his index finger on the table intentionally or unintentionally, and then hummed lightly: "Well, it should be a phantom limb."
The lunatic slapped his thigh: "That's it!"
It's just that Xiao Yan didn't expect that the solo king in the pesticide that day, even the god-level player who made him come to the door many times to ask for a fight, was a woman.
***
At night, Yang Huai was lying on the bed and swiping his phone. He saw that Yang Xu started the live broadcast, but he didn't show his face.There was always laughter from his friends beside him.
The bullet screen is begging to show his face.
[Stop hiding it, I know you are a 200t fat man! 】
【Is this interesting?Anyway, we will meet tomorrow! 】
[Ahhhhh, I'm also on the back flower road, Sao Yang seeks to meet by chance! 】
"Wait for those who say I'm 200 tons fat! Tomorrow, I'll see how I slap you in the face! Don't fall in love with me if you have the ability!"
Yang Xu hummed and played Bo Shuai, angrily took the opponent's head: "Look at this wave of operations! It's okay! I told him not to chase me."
"Fool."
Yang Huai turned off the live broadcast, and it was obviously his teammates who saved him just now.
Bored, she entered Weibo, and as soon as she checked out, the IG official blogger posted a new Weibo: Looking forward to new IG players.
The comments exploded all of a sudden. After Xiaoya quit the team, people have been speculating about the new team's substitute. IG officials have never responded to such news. After a long time, a new team member's Weibo suddenly exploded. , All of a sudden, it aroused many speculations from fans!
[Fuck, who is the god? ! 】
[It's the transfer period, has the lunatic poached a corner in the next team? 233333...]
[Is this new team member half as awesome as my sister Xiaoya? 】
【In a blink of an eye, Xiaoya has been gone for so long...I miss her so much, are you really going to abandon Xiaoya like this on IG? ! 】
[I don't know how Xiaoya is doing now. 】
……
Yang Huai looked at the comments below and felt a little headache. After a while, all of them were thinking about Xiaoya.
Yang Huai knew Xiaoya, she had seen the video of last season, she was a very good player.
At that moment, she couldn't help but feel a little worried. What she thought before was that being a professional was a different experience, and she wanted to try it out, but looking at it now, it was obvious that she became Xiaoya's substitute. To be honest, this... ...and the pressure is on.
Besides, Yang Huai has been relatively introverted since she was a child. She is not as cute as Yang Xu, who is outgoing and open. She stays at home and school all the year round and doesn't like to go out. She also has very few circles of friends and has hardly dealt with too many strangers.
So she became so high-profile all of a sudden, she was a little worried that she would be overwhelmed.
In fact, this kind of worry is not only Yang Huai, but even Yang Xu is worried about her: "I said sister, it's not that I don't believe in your skills! In my opinion, the previous team member Xiaoya's skills are good enough! Isn't her face photogenic? I think her character is cute too! Just like her, she still attracts gangsters all day long. Look at you again, it’s fine if you don’t have any expression on your face, but you still attract gangsters when you speak. Skills are better than Xiaoya’s. You look obvious You are asking for your own death!"
Yang Huai rolled his eyes: "Get lost."
"Look at your violent temper and stinky mouth! I really don't believe you don't recruit black people like this!"
How about?not going?Is it possible to repent temporarily?
Yang Huai suddenly had an idea, but was quickly suppressed.Things have come to this point, it is a bit unreasonable not to go.
In fact, in her heart, she still longed for the addiction of a professional gamer.
After much deliberation, I decided to give it a go.After all, she is also loyal to the challenge.Isn't it just standing under the spotlight?She should be able to do it.
After eating crayfish in the live broadcast, Yang Xu returned to the hotel, and Yang Huai sent him a WeChat message, asking him to visit her room when he came back.
So he turned a corner and knocked on Yang Huai's door.
After Yang Huai opened the door, he took out the signed bubble gum wrapper from his trouser pocket and handed it over: "No...you want Xiao Yan's autograph."
Yang Xu was taken aback for a moment, and saw a ghost-like symbol drawn on a crumpled candy paper, and looked at his own sister with a silly look: "You don't have a fever, do you? Are you kidding me to be serious? What do you mean, you?"
Seeing that his kindness was not rewarded, Yang Huai stared at Yang Xu angrily.
Yang Xu folded his hands on his chest: "What are you looking at, come solo if you don't accept it! You use this to trick me into thinking I'm mentally retarded!"
"Oh, retarded, isn't this the idol's autograph you want?"
Yang Huai put his signature on the side cabinet and then lay down his body. Yang Xu didn't believe it was Xiao Shen's signature at all. He thought it was Yang Huai playing tricks on him, and angrily said, "Are you mentally retarded!" Get out of Yang Huai's room.
This signature is indeed mentally handicapped.
***
The next day, the weather was so bad that it began to rain lightly.The opening ceremony of the carnival was held at 10 am. At 3 pm, there was an exhibition match between the anchor team and the professional team in the stadium. Tickets were required to enter, and Yang Huai had a front row ticket in his hand.
All the anchors and invited professional players walked the red carpet in groups, and the whole process was broadcast live in the official live broadcast room.Not only did many anchors who had never shown their faces make their first appearances, but also several star professional players appeared, which can be described as a grand carnival.Early in the morning, the official live broadcast room was full of fans, in order to take screenshots of their own big demeanor at the first time.
Outside the arena, there were actually fans standing in the front row crowded with cameras and cannons. Passers-by who didn't know it thought there was some big star coming here.
[Fan Bingbing is coming? 】
[It seems to be Jackie Chan. 】
233333...
On the red carpet in the morning, only Big Cat and Ah Q appeared on the IG team. The coach, captain, and other team members were absent. There may be something wrong.Xiaoshen's fans were disappointed!We can only look forward to Xiao Shen's shadow in the exhibition game on the field.
The most surprising thing was the appearance of Xiao Yangxian. As soon as he stood on the red carpet, he whispered to the friend next to him: "I'm a little nervous, what should I do?"
Jiyou's face was stiff, and he smiled awkwardly and looked at each other: "Me too..."
As soon as he appeared, the eyes of almost all the girls in the audience were on this tall man in black clothes and black pants, and that unique grandma's gray hair!
"Fuck! Who is that handsome guy?"
"Surprised male god!"
The official live broadcast room exploded instantly!
[I seem to see a star. 】
[No, what you saw was an existence with the same appearance as Xiao Shen! 】
【Mom, I want to marry him!Host, please quickly introduce who he is!No matter who it is, I want to be his fan! 】
[Sorry, thank you my husband. 】
Yang Huai's family are all big and tall, and Yang Xu broke through 180 early, and he also likes to catch up with the trend and dye a handful of grandma gray. His delicate features and tall figure are shining next to a group of ordinary anchor brothers, making him blind The eyes of everyone!
When the host introduced that this was Yang Xian, who smelt melon skin and stinky feet, the live broadcast and the live broadcast room were really blown up.
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...】
[Shuai Yang really told the truth once! 】
[Shuai Yang didn't slap himself in the face!I am so handsome!Shuai Yang, I have the ability!I have the ability to fall in love with you! 】
[I miss your mother, my husband looks the same as you! 】
【Husband...husband...】
……
Then, the popular anchor Xiao Yangxian became popular again because of his appearance. He changed from a technical anchor to an entertainment anchor, and now he is directly called a good-looking anchor. He seems to be no longer a game anchor.
[Obviously you can rely on your appearance to make a living, but you have to rely on melon skin and mouth and rookie skills to become fans! 】
Although Yang Xu said he was very conceited, the actual effect was far beyond his expectations. The scene made him a little at a loss, and he even stuttered during the interview.
Yang Huai looked at Yang Xu's hands tightly clasped together on the mobile phone, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help raising a mocking smile, probably because he was so nervous that he wanted to pee his pants!
Although Yang Xu had a smile on his face, his red ears and his obviously scared expression made all the fans go crazy. The contrast is so cute.
There are even bold fans who recorded videos with their mobile phones and teased him in front of him: "Shuai Yang, aren't you usually good at bragging? Why do you see the girls are shy! Don't be shy, don't be shy, just be us It's Sister Kai! Come on us!"
Yang Xu smiled awkwardly, his face was flushed red, he couldn't say a word of those annoying words at this moment, and there was only one thought in his head, Mom, I want to go home! TT
At the same time, some players couldn't help sighing, it's really an era of good looks, it's not fair that the skills are so good and so many people are chasing after them.
Looking around, there are many players with both high technology and good looks, but the popularity of the few few will explode, and there is no extra room for these players who only know skills but not good looks.
Seeing other people's fans have millions of fans, while my own fans are only a few hundred, I am a little jealous and sad.
However, there are still those who rely on technology and charisma to win!For example, IG's Ah Q, DC's Zhuo Bao, etc., which one is not tens of thousands of fans?It's long... just like that, but people rely on their strength!
"Crazy, the new team member you're talking about, Miss Kai, is rumored to be the sister of this little Yangxian?"
Ah Q walked up to the lunatic with his mobile phone and asked, the lunatic nodded triumphantly: "What? Is your heart fluttering?"
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