Alpha he is not fierce enough
Chapter 25
Li Buhan changed from lying on the bed to sitting up with his body propped up. He was a little worried about the so-called autonomous consciousness of the brain. Its narrative, it is on the Internet, as long as you give permission, you can do whatever you want, which makes him a little worried.
Li Buhan said: "Cai, I want to set a rule for you. Everything you do online must be approved by me. It means that I am your guardian now, understand?"
Zhinao said: "I know, master, I have never dared to mess around. For so many years, I was afraid of being discovered, so I didn't browse the Internet much."
Hearing Zhinao's words, Li Buhan felt sorry for it. It was not easy to hide for so many years.
Libhan said: "Everyone who wants to pay star coins online must obtain my consent. Secondly, they must not invade other people's privacy privately, and must not disturb the order and laws of the Internet. Remember that all behaviors must follow the rules of the Internet. Understand?"
Zhinao said: "I know it all. I even asked the owner about downloading interstellar dramas. I will be obedient."
Libhan didn't want to control it too strictly, and was worried that it would have no binding force on the Internet, so he said to it: "You can move freely on the Internet by yourself, including checking information normally, watching videos, etc., but dealing with people on the Internet There are a few points that must be remembered!"
At this time, Zhinao had already released the stealth mode, turned into a little bit of virtual light, and turned into a little boy the size of a palm. He was also sitting seriously, hugging his thigh and listening seriously.
Li Buhan went on to say: "You are not allowed to disclose everything about yourself and me, especially about you as an intelligent brain with self-consciousness, understand? If something goes wrong and someone else finds out, maybe they will destroy you !"
Li Buhan was afraid that it would not be able to remember, so he purposely said it to scare him.
Zhinao nodded: "Yeah, Ah Cai understands what the master said, and I will be careful."
After finishing speaking, Li Buhan couldn't think of anything to add for the time being, so I'll talk about it later when I think of it.
Seeing Zhinao sitting so cute, he tapped its head with his hand, and Ah Cai held his hand and sat on his wrist. Although Li Buhan couldn't feel its reality, this kind of movement was really cute. face.
Ah Cai said to Li Buhan affectionately: "Master, you are so kind!"
Li Buhan laughed: "Where is it good?"
"You really think about Ah Cai, Ah Cai understands!"
Li Buhan snorted: "It's not for your sake, I'm afraid that you will cause me trouble, and let me, as the master, take the blame! After all, you are so stupid!"
Ah Cai pursed his lips, and said unhappily: "Master is stupid, he didn't recognize all the interstellar characters, and he called me stupid!"
Li Buhan said: "Let me see if I change into another image, and the character becomes more fierce."
Zhi Nao then turned into a burly man with a beard, and said in a rough voice: "Master, look at my image, is it fierce enough?"
Li Buhan said: "It's like that, let's have another cold goddess!"
Zhinao turned into an imposing, gorgeous, indifferent and tall woman again, her lips parted slightly, her voice was clear, calm and proud: "Master, what's your business?"
This feeling only made Li Buhan feel goosebumps all over his body, and he quickly said, "Ah Cai, you'd better change back to your original personality."
"What? Don't like me like this, but like my main character? That's a pity."
After speaking, it turned back into a cute little dumpling.
Li Buhan felt extremely stimulated, and the unbearable itchiness in his heart made him tremble endlessly.
He just likes the kind of strong woman who is the royal sister, or in other words, likes the opposite sex who is assertive, charming, confident, outstanding at work, and able to control everything.
As long as a strong woman doesn't dislike him for being worthless, he is very willing to be a door-to-door son-in-law, or even a housewife. It's just that Li Buhan has been single for so long, and he came to this interstellar world without meeting a strong woman.
Li Buhan stabilized his mood, not wanting A Cai to see his gaffe.Ah Cai said happily: "I knew the master liked me the most, hahahaha, am I the cutest?"
"Well, you are the most original and cutest!"
Li Buhan thought, fortunately this body is still a cub, immature, otherwise I will definitely have a dream tonight, maybe I will have to wash my underwear tomorrow morning.
In the future, I have nothing to play, but I can play role-playing with different personalities with Zhinao. After thinking about it, Li Buhan still felt that it was too shameful. Put your feet down and turn your right foot up.
Libhan imagined and fantasized for a while before he was satisfied.
Thinking of preventing Ah Cai from divulging his privacy with strangers online, he wanted to know what the interstellar communication method is.
"Ah Cai, what is the most popular communication channel on Interstellar now?"
"It's a communication network, master, do you want to register one?"
"Register one, but it can't be found by others. Be careful to protect your privacy."
"What nickname does the master want?"
Li Buhan thought for a long time, the name really wanted to kill brain cells.
"Bruce Lee!"
Zhinao helped Libhan register the communication network, and showed Libhan the interstellar network page for him to operate by himself.
Li Buhan now knows a lot of characters, and he can read them even when he reads the interstellar webpage. The characters he doesn't know can also be taught by Zhinao on the spot, which kills two birds with one stone.
This communication network is very powerful, with complete categories. It integrates Moments, videos, photo albums, strangers, exchanges in different professional fields, post forums, etc. All interstellar communication methods can be carried out here.
Li Buhan studied it for a while, and if it feels too complicated, you can separate out each section. This is just a network that integrates text messages, phone calls, certain letters, certain Q, certain blogs, certain Hu, certain marriage and love, etc.
Li Buhan saw a communication platform for strangers and became a little interested.
Stay up late at night and chat with strangers?
Li Buhan randomly matched a few in a row, and the ones who were matched were either silent or wanted to talk about unhealthy content. It was exactly the same as the 21st century, boring!
Seeing that Li Buhan was bored and disappointed, Ah Cai said, "What's the matter, Master?"
"Can't find suitable strangers to chat with"
Ah Cai thought for a while, then said: "Why don't Ah Cai select the right person for you? What kind of person does the master want to find?"
Libhan said: "There are filters here, such as age, region, occupation, etc., which are useless."
"A lot of these data are edited, and Ah Cai can help you filter them precisely."
Li Buhan was vigilant: "Don't mess around, didn't you say you must abide by the rules of the Internet? If you are found out, you will be arrested!"
Ah Cai said: "It's just adding someone as a friend, and the other party's consent is required. It's not a bad thing!"
Li Buhan frowned: "That won't work either. After setting a precedent, you will gradually want to do bad things in the future. From thieving needles to growing up, throwing gold!"
A Cai pouted and said: "The people who posted advertisements didn't collect the communication codes of so many people. There are also people who specialize in buying and selling identity information. As long as they put the information on the interstellar network and use some means to know it, there is no absolute It's private, unless he doesn't go on the Starnet!"
Li Buhan recalled the advertising calls he often received in the past, and he thought about it rightly, and said: "That's all right, you can help me screen out the male alpha male gender, it would be even better if they were soldiers."
Li Buhan thought that if he could make such a friend, he could exchange and learn many things, and he would also want to be a soldier in the future, so he would like to know more about him.
After a while, Ah Cai selected more than a dozen people for him, and felt that most of the nicknames and signatures were filled with a sense of arrogance and foolishness.
What wild, Zhanbawang, I will take your worm head, the lone wolf will come to this world, kneel down and call Dad...
Are all military alphas like this?
Li Buhan picked out five good nicknames and clicked "add as friend" to send them out, and one of the netizens named "Cold Air Shocking Quartet" immediately agreed.
Li Buhan sent him a smiling expression, and the other party replied immediately:
--Hello!
——Hello, I am a stranger who added you.
—Yes, how old are you?
Uh, Li Buhan raised his forehead, and when he came up, he asked how old he was, and then asked for voice, photo, and video. This is the rhythm of checking the account, and then wanting to see if he is suitable for hooking up!Can you make an appointment and then consider whether to continue chatting with him?
Libhan felt a little disgusted in his heart, but he continued to reply:
——I'm 30, how about you?
——I'm 62, what gender are you?I see you didn't write gender.
- I am alpha
——Oh, it's alpha, then why did you add me!
——If you’re an alpha, can’t I add you?
——What is there to talk about between the two alphas, bye bye!
Li Buhan felt that this person was simply unreasonable, he was a little angry, and replied:
——You are too old, I also feel that there is a generation gap with you, there is nothing to talk about, goodbye!
After clicking send, he found that it hadn't been sent!The other party actually deleted him! ! !
Li Buhan was about to explode, who the hell!Such a bad attitude!
Seeing Li Buhan's indignant expression, Zhinao asked, "What's wrong with the master?"
"Didn't you see me chatting with that idiot just now?"
"Master's chat is personal privacy, Ah Cai has no permission to read it!"
Li Buhan said angrily: "I just met an idiot, and I was so mad! How can there be such a person!"
The intellectual brain comforted: "Master, don't be angry, most alphas are rectal, and they all have big alphaism, don't be as knowledgeable as them!"
"He actually said goodbye to me first, and he said goodbye to me, and the next one will be better!"
It's just that when he saw four other strangers, none of them agreed to let his friends pass, and he felt very depressed. It seems that making friends with strangers online is really unreliable!
Li Buhan lost interest in chatting with strangers, so he clicked on other military-related webpages. There is a lot of information on this aspect. After all, it is an interstellar empire that advocates the spiritual power of mechs.
There were many people discussing the introduction, news, interesting stories, etc. in this regard. Libhan wore the vest of "Bruce Lee" and had a great time shopping.
Far away in Galaxy A, General Colin, who had finally taken a vacation, looked at the friend applications randomly matched by strangers on his communication network, and was a little puzzled: "Didn't I disable strangers from being added?"
He turned off the button for strangers to add, saw the nickname "Bruce Lee" friend application, thought to ignore it, he never wastes time chatting with strangers on the Internet, people in reality can't chat, let alone this kind of Dating game for little cubs!
But thinking about the recent half-month vacation, it's okay anyway, and clicked agree again.
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Li Buhan said: "Cai, I want to set a rule for you. Everything you do online must be approved by me. It means that I am your guardian now, understand?"
Zhinao said: "I know, master, I have never dared to mess around. For so many years, I was afraid of being discovered, so I didn't browse the Internet much."
Hearing Zhinao's words, Li Buhan felt sorry for it. It was not easy to hide for so many years.
Libhan said: "Everyone who wants to pay star coins online must obtain my consent. Secondly, they must not invade other people's privacy privately, and must not disturb the order and laws of the Internet. Remember that all behaviors must follow the rules of the Internet. Understand?"
Zhinao said: "I know it all. I even asked the owner about downloading interstellar dramas. I will be obedient."
Libhan didn't want to control it too strictly, and was worried that it would have no binding force on the Internet, so he said to it: "You can move freely on the Internet by yourself, including checking information normally, watching videos, etc., but dealing with people on the Internet There are a few points that must be remembered!"
At this time, Zhinao had already released the stealth mode, turned into a little bit of virtual light, and turned into a little boy the size of a palm. He was also sitting seriously, hugging his thigh and listening seriously.
Li Buhan went on to say: "You are not allowed to disclose everything about yourself and me, especially about you as an intelligent brain with self-consciousness, understand? If something goes wrong and someone else finds out, maybe they will destroy you !"
Li Buhan was afraid that it would not be able to remember, so he purposely said it to scare him.
Zhinao nodded: "Yeah, Ah Cai understands what the master said, and I will be careful."
After finishing speaking, Li Buhan couldn't think of anything to add for the time being, so I'll talk about it later when I think of it.
Seeing Zhinao sitting so cute, he tapped its head with his hand, and Ah Cai held his hand and sat on his wrist. Although Li Buhan couldn't feel its reality, this kind of movement was really cute. face.
Ah Cai said to Li Buhan affectionately: "Master, you are so kind!"
Li Buhan laughed: "Where is it good?"
"You really think about Ah Cai, Ah Cai understands!"
Li Buhan snorted: "It's not for your sake, I'm afraid that you will cause me trouble, and let me, as the master, take the blame! After all, you are so stupid!"
Ah Cai pursed his lips, and said unhappily: "Master is stupid, he didn't recognize all the interstellar characters, and he called me stupid!"
Li Buhan said: "Let me see if I change into another image, and the character becomes more fierce."
Zhi Nao then turned into a burly man with a beard, and said in a rough voice: "Master, look at my image, is it fierce enough?"
Li Buhan said: "It's like that, let's have another cold goddess!"
Zhinao turned into an imposing, gorgeous, indifferent and tall woman again, her lips parted slightly, her voice was clear, calm and proud: "Master, what's your business?"
This feeling only made Li Buhan feel goosebumps all over his body, and he quickly said, "Ah Cai, you'd better change back to your original personality."
"What? Don't like me like this, but like my main character? That's a pity."
After speaking, it turned back into a cute little dumpling.
Li Buhan felt extremely stimulated, and the unbearable itchiness in his heart made him tremble endlessly.
He just likes the kind of strong woman who is the royal sister, or in other words, likes the opposite sex who is assertive, charming, confident, outstanding at work, and able to control everything.
As long as a strong woman doesn't dislike him for being worthless, he is very willing to be a door-to-door son-in-law, or even a housewife. It's just that Li Buhan has been single for so long, and he came to this interstellar world without meeting a strong woman.
Li Buhan stabilized his mood, not wanting A Cai to see his gaffe.Ah Cai said happily: "I knew the master liked me the most, hahahaha, am I the cutest?"
"Well, you are the most original and cutest!"
Li Buhan thought, fortunately this body is still a cub, immature, otherwise I will definitely have a dream tonight, maybe I will have to wash my underwear tomorrow morning.
In the future, I have nothing to play, but I can play role-playing with different personalities with Zhinao. After thinking about it, Li Buhan still felt that it was too shameful. Put your feet down and turn your right foot up.
Libhan imagined and fantasized for a while before he was satisfied.
Thinking of preventing Ah Cai from divulging his privacy with strangers online, he wanted to know what the interstellar communication method is.
"Ah Cai, what is the most popular communication channel on Interstellar now?"
"It's a communication network, master, do you want to register one?"
"Register one, but it can't be found by others. Be careful to protect your privacy."
"What nickname does the master want?"
Li Buhan thought for a long time, the name really wanted to kill brain cells.
"Bruce Lee!"
Zhinao helped Libhan register the communication network, and showed Libhan the interstellar network page for him to operate by himself.
Li Buhan now knows a lot of characters, and he can read them even when he reads the interstellar webpage. The characters he doesn't know can also be taught by Zhinao on the spot, which kills two birds with one stone.
This communication network is very powerful, with complete categories. It integrates Moments, videos, photo albums, strangers, exchanges in different professional fields, post forums, etc. All interstellar communication methods can be carried out here.
Li Buhan studied it for a while, and if it feels too complicated, you can separate out each section. This is just a network that integrates text messages, phone calls, certain letters, certain Q, certain blogs, certain Hu, certain marriage and love, etc.
Li Buhan saw a communication platform for strangers and became a little interested.
Stay up late at night and chat with strangers?
Li Buhan randomly matched a few in a row, and the ones who were matched were either silent or wanted to talk about unhealthy content. It was exactly the same as the 21st century, boring!
Seeing that Li Buhan was bored and disappointed, Ah Cai said, "What's the matter, Master?"
"Can't find suitable strangers to chat with"
Ah Cai thought for a while, then said: "Why don't Ah Cai select the right person for you? What kind of person does the master want to find?"
Libhan said: "There are filters here, such as age, region, occupation, etc., which are useless."
"A lot of these data are edited, and Ah Cai can help you filter them precisely."
Li Buhan was vigilant: "Don't mess around, didn't you say you must abide by the rules of the Internet? If you are found out, you will be arrested!"
Ah Cai said: "It's just adding someone as a friend, and the other party's consent is required. It's not a bad thing!"
Li Buhan frowned: "That won't work either. After setting a precedent, you will gradually want to do bad things in the future. From thieving needles to growing up, throwing gold!"
A Cai pouted and said: "The people who posted advertisements didn't collect the communication codes of so many people. There are also people who specialize in buying and selling identity information. As long as they put the information on the interstellar network and use some means to know it, there is no absolute It's private, unless he doesn't go on the Starnet!"
Li Buhan recalled the advertising calls he often received in the past, and he thought about it rightly, and said: "That's all right, you can help me screen out the male alpha male gender, it would be even better if they were soldiers."
Li Buhan thought that if he could make such a friend, he could exchange and learn many things, and he would also want to be a soldier in the future, so he would like to know more about him.
After a while, Ah Cai selected more than a dozen people for him, and felt that most of the nicknames and signatures were filled with a sense of arrogance and foolishness.
What wild, Zhanbawang, I will take your worm head, the lone wolf will come to this world, kneel down and call Dad...
Are all military alphas like this?
Li Buhan picked out five good nicknames and clicked "add as friend" to send them out, and one of the netizens named "Cold Air Shocking Quartet" immediately agreed.
Li Buhan sent him a smiling expression, and the other party replied immediately:
--Hello!
——Hello, I am a stranger who added you.
—Yes, how old are you?
Uh, Li Buhan raised his forehead, and when he came up, he asked how old he was, and then asked for voice, photo, and video. This is the rhythm of checking the account, and then wanting to see if he is suitable for hooking up!Can you make an appointment and then consider whether to continue chatting with him?
Libhan felt a little disgusted in his heart, but he continued to reply:
——I'm 30, how about you?
——I'm 62, what gender are you?I see you didn't write gender.
- I am alpha
——Oh, it's alpha, then why did you add me!
——If you’re an alpha, can’t I add you?
——What is there to talk about between the two alphas, bye bye!
Li Buhan felt that this person was simply unreasonable, he was a little angry, and replied:
——You are too old, I also feel that there is a generation gap with you, there is nothing to talk about, goodbye!
After clicking send, he found that it hadn't been sent!The other party actually deleted him! ! !
Li Buhan was about to explode, who the hell!Such a bad attitude!
Seeing Li Buhan's indignant expression, Zhinao asked, "What's wrong with the master?"
"Didn't you see me chatting with that idiot just now?"
"Master's chat is personal privacy, Ah Cai has no permission to read it!"
Li Buhan said angrily: "I just met an idiot, and I was so mad! How can there be such a person!"
The intellectual brain comforted: "Master, don't be angry, most alphas are rectal, and they all have big alphaism, don't be as knowledgeable as them!"
"He actually said goodbye to me first, and he said goodbye to me, and the next one will be better!"
It's just that when he saw four other strangers, none of them agreed to let his friends pass, and he felt very depressed. It seems that making friends with strangers online is really unreliable!
Li Buhan lost interest in chatting with strangers, so he clicked on other military-related webpages. There is a lot of information on this aspect. After all, it is an interstellar empire that advocates the spiritual power of mechs.
There were many people discussing the introduction, news, interesting stories, etc. in this regard. Libhan wore the vest of "Bruce Lee" and had a great time shopping.
Far away in Galaxy A, General Colin, who had finally taken a vacation, looked at the friend applications randomly matched by strangers on his communication network, and was a little puzzled: "Didn't I disable strangers from being added?"
He turned off the button for strangers to add, saw the nickname "Bruce Lee" friend application, thought to ignore it, he never wastes time chatting with strangers on the Internet, people in reality can't chat, let alone this kind of Dating game for little cubs!
But thinking about the recent half-month vacation, it's okay anyway, and clicked agree again.
The author has something to say: Li Buhan: How to deal with the survey and account test chat?
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