ex husband always trying to get me pregnant
Chapter 9 Two Hummers
Although Xiaowei Lie Xia Yan didn't go into battle, he was exhausted after a tossing around. After dinner, he immediately took a hot bath from beginning to end.
He squinted a lot during the day and couldn't fall asleep for a while. He was wearing a middle coat and his feet were shining. He was lying on the small table in the bedroom and practicing handwriting. He was sweating a little while practicing, so he loosened his collar and casually grabbed the book at hand. Clamping the two fingers, pushing the thumb away from the middle, slapped the head and face vigorously for a while, turned the book upside down on the desk, and continued to practice calligraphy.
There was a noise from outside, he thought it was Xiao Fang, but unexpectedly the door slammed open, and the fuzzy image on the landscape screen flashed twice, it was actually Cheng Xi striding forward, standing still quickly, his face flushed, His chest panted slightly, and his eyes were deep.
Xia Yan held the pen and raised her head and opened her mouth: "???"
It appears at this time, very puzzling.
Cheng Xi stared at him for a while, then asked restrainedly: "Did you send me the roe?"
Xia Yan nodded without knowing.
Cheng Xi's eyes moved, and he saw the "Book of Songs" on the small case upside down, obviously he was reading it, judging by the thickness... Not to mention "Zhao Nan", "Wei Feng" has been read!Cheng Xi went up again drunkenly, took a step forward, and asked again: "Why did you send it?"
Xia Yan rolled his eyes, showing some embarrassment, and whispered, "Because you were punished for me and got sick." After a pause, "But it's not all because of this reason."
He wanted to say that the reason for sending the deer was to appreciate the rain on the wall, but in fact it didn't matter whether there was such a thing, after all, it was just a gift of prey.But Cheng Xi misunderstood the direction, because the deep meaning of his question lies in why he used the deer to have sex as a hint, and in what exactly do you think about me.
So Xia Yan's dutiful answer was quite informative for Cheng Xi, and he naturally understood it as: You were punished and sick for me, and I want to repay your kindness. The body promise is not only for repaying kindness, but also for other reasons, such as...
like you.
It should be, otherwise he wouldn't be so blushing and sweating nervously.
Thinking of this, Cheng Xi's scalp soaked in alcohol immediately exploded, his head swayed, his eyes were blurred, Xia Yan opposite seemed to be covered with a layer of gleaming veil, his slightly wet hair, his face like white peonies drunk in the evening breeze, half exposed The half-hidden chest, the tender white feet that are always presumptuous...
Cheng Xi rarely felt the restraint of his clothes, and rarely lost his sense of proportion and control. His voice was numb and he said in a low voice: "You are too troublesome, with so many tricks, people are caught off guard."
Xia Yan's eyes and mouth opened wider: "??????"
Cheng Xi clenched his fists tightly, smiled helplessly and dotingly, stepped forward, bowed, put his hands around Xia Yan's armpits and knees, hugged him easily, and walked towards the carved bed.
Xia Yan: "!!!!!!"
What, what's the situation?Why did you hug me? !
It's still this way of hugging! ! !
He was dumbfounded and was about to speak, but Cheng Xi stretched out his index finger to touch his lips in warning, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, put him on his lap, hugged his waist tightly, and pressed his soft earlobe, self-deprecating and sweet He sighed and said, "Pay attention to the occasion in the future, after all, it's embarrassing for the public."
Xia Yan: "???!!!"
Puzzled, he suddenly smelled the smell of alcohol, and was about to ask him if he was drunk, when Cheng Xi closed his eyes and pressed his face in a drunken way.
Xia Yan immediately retreated holding his breath, seeing that if he retreated, he would fall, and if he did not retreat, he would be kissed, he pushed Cheng Xi decisively, struggling to the ground, at the same time, the door was knocked open again, Xiao Fang rushed in and shouted : "Your Highness!" Looking left and right, he shouted again with extreme regret: "Young Master Cheng! I gave you the deer! It has nothing to do with Your Highness!"
Cheng Xi got up with a "swish", startled, covered with white sweat from head to toe—accidents hit one after another, smart and steady and completely retreated, Xiao Fang's words made him feel another layer of meaning, and his heart suddenly burst into tears. Horror, "You, you mean..."
Xiao Fang suddenly understood, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no! No! Mr. Cheng, I don't have that kind of thought for you! Yes, yes..." Panting anxiously, "Oh, your Highness and I haven't read "The Wilderness" "Dead Fructus", I don't even know what it means to send deer! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!"
Cheng Xi: "!!!!!!"
Cheng Xi: "........."
The wine is completely sober.
Xia Yan stood barefoot on one side, his middle coat was crooked, looking to the left, Cheng Xi was stunned and ashamed; looking to the right, Xiao Fang was eager to feel guilty, but he raised his hand in a daze, "Well, who can tell me?" what happened?"
After embarrassment.
Cheng Xi stood facing the window with his hands behind his back.
Xia Yan sat on the stool, with his feet dangling back and forth.
Xiao Fang stood aside and told the whole story in a heartbroken manner.
"... That's it. I went to play with Chen Xing just now. As soon as I heard what he said, I hurried back... Hey, it's all my fault!"
Xia Yan finally understood, shook his head, and persuaded earnestly: "Xiao Fang, it's not your fault, it's their fault for reading too much."
Cheng Xi's fist behind his back was clenched and reddened, and he suddenly strode aside, took down the long sword on the wall, and raised his hand to kill himself!
"Master Cheng!" Xiao Fang flew to snatch the sword, Xia Yan also ran forward waving his hands on tiptoes to snatch it, and said, "It's useless, useless, this sword is just a decoration, it doesn't have a sharpened edge, it can't kill anyone! "Cheng Xi froze, glared at him angrily, threw the sword fiercely, and put his hands behind his back again.
Xiao Fang tugged on Xia Yan's sleeve, frowned and shook his head, meaning don't provoke him, he is getting angry.
Xia Yan pursed his lips, unexpectedly Cheng Xi turned around suddenly, his handsome and self-sustained face completely lost control, and shouted at him: "Don't think too much! I... drank too much today, and it's the same if someone else seduces me like this!"
Xia Yan immediately became angry, and shouted at him: "I didn't seduce you! You are so passionate! You still blame me!" The fire ignited, and then ran to the side and kicked the wall angrily, "Since anyone can do it, then You go! Go find someone else! Go find Su Lan'er! She is always ready to seduce you! Hmph, you broke in suddenly, said those words and did those things, which shocked me a lot. It's fine if you don't apologize , and blamed me! Xiao Fang and I hunted the roe, and I was reluctant to eat it, so I kindly gave it to you, it’s good for you, you just want to be filthy!" Kicking the wall desperately, the more painful the back of the foot, the more angry the heart became, and finally stopped after a while, facing the wall Panting heavily.
Cheng Xi was so ashamed and angry that he couldn't choose what to say for a while, but when he heard this, he regretted it, raised his hand and slammed it on the wall, gnashing his teeth and blaming himself.
for a long time.
The angry panting gradually died down, the palace lanterns were still burning, and the atmosphere became much calmer.
"It's me who thinks too much, and I'm just pretending to be passionate." Cheng Xi sighed deeply, and his voice softened, "But the thoughts in "Three Hundred Poems" are innocent and definitely not filthy."
"Hmph." Xia Yan kicked again.
Xiao Fang breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly moved to the door to escape.
"I've been in a bit of a mess these past few days. I just drank a lot of wine. Please bear with me, Your Highness," Cheng Xi said again.
Xia Yan folded his arms, "Hmph."
"You didn't take part in the small hunt? It's okay, I'm planning to teach you how to ride and shoot. When it's time for the big hunt..."
"I won't learn." Xia Yanjiao turned his head.
Cheng Xi was deflated, stood for a while, then went to sit on the warm couch outside the screen.Xia Yan also sat back on the bedside, looking at the lonely figure reflected on the screen, his heart suddenly softened: He has done a lot of things for himself recently, and he is also sick, hey, maybe it is because of the unhealed fever that he is dizzy.
Xia Yan also regretted it, her feet dangled, rubbed her hands on her legs for a while, and asked in a low voice, "Have you recovered from your illness?"
After a while, there was a "hum" from the nostrils outside the screen.
Xia Yan: "..."
Reluctantly asked again: "When did you teach me how to ride and shoot?"
On the screen, Cheng Xi also folded his arms, "Hmph."
Xia Yan suddenly felt it was funny, thinking back on the misunderstanding and confusion just now, she felt even more stupid.
He got up and came to the desk, and scribbled on the calligraphy paper for a while, then lifted the stool and put it behind the screen, stood up, found that it was not high enough, got off the stool again, and pushed the desk over with a grunt. There was a muffled noise all the way.
Cheng Xi moved slightly, slipping back and forth out of the corner of the eye.
Pushing the desk to the side of the screen, Xia Yan sighed, clapped his hands, got on the stool first, then the desk, put his arms on the top of the screen, crumpled the paper he had written before, let go, and the ball of paper fell gently on the Cheng Xi lifted his head and jumped onto his lap.
Cheng Xi: "..."
Resisting the urge to look up, he opened the ball of paper, and the refreshing font came into view——
"Don't be angry, you won't be handsome anymore. If you are angry again, I will sing to coax you. My singing is ugly."
Cheng Xi: "..."
Flipping over the crumpled paper, I saw the words "Town Bafang Xia" randomly written on the other side.
Xia Yan felt that Cheng Xi should be ready, so he jumped from the desk to the stool, and then landed on the stool. When he was about to push the heavy desk back, he suddenly said, "Put it on."
Xia Yan was taken aback.
"Leave it alone, I'll come later." Cheng Xi emphasized.
Knowing that he was really well, Xia Yan smiled happily, said "Thank you", and ran back to bed to sleep.
On this day, Cheng Xi approached Xue Chenxing and asked, "Have you heard of Zhen Bafang Xia...?"
"Of course." Xue Chenxing patted Cheng Xi's shoulder, "You don't read much, so it's normal if you don't know."
Cheng Xi frowned, Xue Chenxing chuckled, "It's because I don't read too many idle books." His face was serious, and he pretended to be a storyteller, "Zhen Bafang Xia is the protagonist of "Ancient and Modern Heroes". He wears a beard-style dagger with a silver sheath on his waist, a shooting star dart on his right waist, two strands of messy hair on his forehead, a vicissitudes of life but a charming face, a chivalrous man who fights righteousness and eliminates violence and peace, and is unrestrained. In the ranking of legendary knights, he has always been the number one, loved by young men and women. "
"...I see." Cheng Xi murmured, "Do you have this book? Lend me to read it."
Xue Chenxing was taken aback. How could the dignified Mr. Cheng start reading the script? !
In September, the sky is high and the grass is short on the plain, so it is advisable to gallop a horse.
Xia Yan got up early in the morning, changed the noble prince's robes into white brocade arrow sleeves, put on a cloak, tied all his hair to the top of his head, and went to the suburbs of Beijing to learn riding and archery.
Arriving at the appointed place with Xiao Fang, they saw two horses standing in the open field, Xue Chenxing was wearing a yellow horse beside the yellow horse, and beside the majestic blue and gray horse...
Xia Yan's eyes flickered, and he stepped forward, shocked——
Black clothes and black boots, bunted waist, broad shoulders and long legs, and extremely tall stature.The silver-sheathed scimitar and seven-star dart at the waist are dazzling, half of the fluffy long hair is casually tied, two strands on the front of the forehead are fluttering with the wind, the light stubble around the mouth reveals unruly, and the unshaven eyebrows are slightly unshaven. Rough, but slightly squinted eyes and slightly hooked lips interpret righteousness and benevolence!
ah!It's the Town Bafang Hero!
but……
Why does he look exactly like Cheng Xi? !
He squinted a lot during the day and couldn't fall asleep for a while. He was wearing a middle coat and his feet were shining. He was lying on the small table in the bedroom and practicing handwriting. He was sweating a little while practicing, so he loosened his collar and casually grabbed the book at hand. Clamping the two fingers, pushing the thumb away from the middle, slapped the head and face vigorously for a while, turned the book upside down on the desk, and continued to practice calligraphy.
There was a noise from outside, he thought it was Xiao Fang, but unexpectedly the door slammed open, and the fuzzy image on the landscape screen flashed twice, it was actually Cheng Xi striding forward, standing still quickly, his face flushed, His chest panted slightly, and his eyes were deep.
Xia Yan held the pen and raised her head and opened her mouth: "???"
It appears at this time, very puzzling.
Cheng Xi stared at him for a while, then asked restrainedly: "Did you send me the roe?"
Xia Yan nodded without knowing.
Cheng Xi's eyes moved, and he saw the "Book of Songs" on the small case upside down, obviously he was reading it, judging by the thickness... Not to mention "Zhao Nan", "Wei Feng" has been read!Cheng Xi went up again drunkenly, took a step forward, and asked again: "Why did you send it?"
Xia Yan rolled his eyes, showing some embarrassment, and whispered, "Because you were punished for me and got sick." After a pause, "But it's not all because of this reason."
He wanted to say that the reason for sending the deer was to appreciate the rain on the wall, but in fact it didn't matter whether there was such a thing, after all, it was just a gift of prey.But Cheng Xi misunderstood the direction, because the deep meaning of his question lies in why he used the deer to have sex as a hint, and in what exactly do you think about me.
So Xia Yan's dutiful answer was quite informative for Cheng Xi, and he naturally understood it as: You were punished and sick for me, and I want to repay your kindness. The body promise is not only for repaying kindness, but also for other reasons, such as...
like you.
It should be, otherwise he wouldn't be so blushing and sweating nervously.
Thinking of this, Cheng Xi's scalp soaked in alcohol immediately exploded, his head swayed, his eyes were blurred, Xia Yan opposite seemed to be covered with a layer of gleaming veil, his slightly wet hair, his face like white peonies drunk in the evening breeze, half exposed The half-hidden chest, the tender white feet that are always presumptuous...
Cheng Xi rarely felt the restraint of his clothes, and rarely lost his sense of proportion and control. His voice was numb and he said in a low voice: "You are too troublesome, with so many tricks, people are caught off guard."
Xia Yan's eyes and mouth opened wider: "??????"
Cheng Xi clenched his fists tightly, smiled helplessly and dotingly, stepped forward, bowed, put his hands around Xia Yan's armpits and knees, hugged him easily, and walked towards the carved bed.
Xia Yan: "!!!!!!"
What, what's the situation?Why did you hug me? !
It's still this way of hugging! ! !
He was dumbfounded and was about to speak, but Cheng Xi stretched out his index finger to touch his lips in warning, turned around and sat on the edge of the bed, put him on his lap, hugged his waist tightly, and pressed his soft earlobe, self-deprecating and sweet He sighed and said, "Pay attention to the occasion in the future, after all, it's embarrassing for the public."
Xia Yan: "???!!!"
Puzzled, he suddenly smelled the smell of alcohol, and was about to ask him if he was drunk, when Cheng Xi closed his eyes and pressed his face in a drunken way.
Xia Yan immediately retreated holding his breath, seeing that if he retreated, he would fall, and if he did not retreat, he would be kissed, he pushed Cheng Xi decisively, struggling to the ground, at the same time, the door was knocked open again, Xiao Fang rushed in and shouted : "Your Highness!" Looking left and right, he shouted again with extreme regret: "Young Master Cheng! I gave you the deer! It has nothing to do with Your Highness!"
Cheng Xi got up with a "swish", startled, covered with white sweat from head to toe—accidents hit one after another, smart and steady and completely retreated, Xiao Fang's words made him feel another layer of meaning, and his heart suddenly burst into tears. Horror, "You, you mean..."
Xiao Fang suddenly understood, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no! No! Mr. Cheng, I don't have that kind of thought for you! Yes, yes..." Panting anxiously, "Oh, your Highness and I haven't read "The Wilderness" "Dead Fructus", I don't even know what it means to send deer! Misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding!"
Cheng Xi: "!!!!!!"
Cheng Xi: "........."
The wine is completely sober.
Xia Yan stood barefoot on one side, his middle coat was crooked, looking to the left, Cheng Xi was stunned and ashamed; looking to the right, Xiao Fang was eager to feel guilty, but he raised his hand in a daze, "Well, who can tell me?" what happened?"
After embarrassment.
Cheng Xi stood facing the window with his hands behind his back.
Xia Yan sat on the stool, with his feet dangling back and forth.
Xiao Fang stood aside and told the whole story in a heartbroken manner.
"... That's it. I went to play with Chen Xing just now. As soon as I heard what he said, I hurried back... Hey, it's all my fault!"
Xia Yan finally understood, shook his head, and persuaded earnestly: "Xiao Fang, it's not your fault, it's their fault for reading too much."
Cheng Xi's fist behind his back was clenched and reddened, and he suddenly strode aside, took down the long sword on the wall, and raised his hand to kill himself!
"Master Cheng!" Xiao Fang flew to snatch the sword, Xia Yan also ran forward waving his hands on tiptoes to snatch it, and said, "It's useless, useless, this sword is just a decoration, it doesn't have a sharpened edge, it can't kill anyone! "Cheng Xi froze, glared at him angrily, threw the sword fiercely, and put his hands behind his back again.
Xiao Fang tugged on Xia Yan's sleeve, frowned and shook his head, meaning don't provoke him, he is getting angry.
Xia Yan pursed his lips, unexpectedly Cheng Xi turned around suddenly, his handsome and self-sustained face completely lost control, and shouted at him: "Don't think too much! I... drank too much today, and it's the same if someone else seduces me like this!"
Xia Yan immediately became angry, and shouted at him: "I didn't seduce you! You are so passionate! You still blame me!" The fire ignited, and then ran to the side and kicked the wall angrily, "Since anyone can do it, then You go! Go find someone else! Go find Su Lan'er! She is always ready to seduce you! Hmph, you broke in suddenly, said those words and did those things, which shocked me a lot. It's fine if you don't apologize , and blamed me! Xiao Fang and I hunted the roe, and I was reluctant to eat it, so I kindly gave it to you, it’s good for you, you just want to be filthy!" Kicking the wall desperately, the more painful the back of the foot, the more angry the heart became, and finally stopped after a while, facing the wall Panting heavily.
Cheng Xi was so ashamed and angry that he couldn't choose what to say for a while, but when he heard this, he regretted it, raised his hand and slammed it on the wall, gnashing his teeth and blaming himself.
for a long time.
The angry panting gradually died down, the palace lanterns were still burning, and the atmosphere became much calmer.
"It's me who thinks too much, and I'm just pretending to be passionate." Cheng Xi sighed deeply, and his voice softened, "But the thoughts in "Three Hundred Poems" are innocent and definitely not filthy."
"Hmph." Xia Yan kicked again.
Xiao Fang breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly moved to the door to escape.
"I've been in a bit of a mess these past few days. I just drank a lot of wine. Please bear with me, Your Highness," Cheng Xi said again.
Xia Yan folded his arms, "Hmph."
"You didn't take part in the small hunt? It's okay, I'm planning to teach you how to ride and shoot. When it's time for the big hunt..."
"I won't learn." Xia Yanjiao turned his head.
Cheng Xi was deflated, stood for a while, then went to sit on the warm couch outside the screen.Xia Yan also sat back on the bedside, looking at the lonely figure reflected on the screen, his heart suddenly softened: He has done a lot of things for himself recently, and he is also sick, hey, maybe it is because of the unhealed fever that he is dizzy.
Xia Yan also regretted it, her feet dangled, rubbed her hands on her legs for a while, and asked in a low voice, "Have you recovered from your illness?"
After a while, there was a "hum" from the nostrils outside the screen.
Xia Yan: "..."
Reluctantly asked again: "When did you teach me how to ride and shoot?"
On the screen, Cheng Xi also folded his arms, "Hmph."
Xia Yan suddenly felt it was funny, thinking back on the misunderstanding and confusion just now, she felt even more stupid.
He got up and came to the desk, and scribbled on the calligraphy paper for a while, then lifted the stool and put it behind the screen, stood up, found that it was not high enough, got off the stool again, and pushed the desk over with a grunt. There was a muffled noise all the way.
Cheng Xi moved slightly, slipping back and forth out of the corner of the eye.
Pushing the desk to the side of the screen, Xia Yan sighed, clapped his hands, got on the stool first, then the desk, put his arms on the top of the screen, crumpled the paper he had written before, let go, and the ball of paper fell gently on the Cheng Xi lifted his head and jumped onto his lap.
Cheng Xi: "..."
Resisting the urge to look up, he opened the ball of paper, and the refreshing font came into view——
"Don't be angry, you won't be handsome anymore. If you are angry again, I will sing to coax you. My singing is ugly."
Cheng Xi: "..."
Flipping over the crumpled paper, I saw the words "Town Bafang Xia" randomly written on the other side.
Xia Yan felt that Cheng Xi should be ready, so he jumped from the desk to the stool, and then landed on the stool. When he was about to push the heavy desk back, he suddenly said, "Put it on."
Xia Yan was taken aback.
"Leave it alone, I'll come later." Cheng Xi emphasized.
Knowing that he was really well, Xia Yan smiled happily, said "Thank you", and ran back to bed to sleep.
On this day, Cheng Xi approached Xue Chenxing and asked, "Have you heard of Zhen Bafang Xia...?"
"Of course." Xue Chenxing patted Cheng Xi's shoulder, "You don't read much, so it's normal if you don't know."
Cheng Xi frowned, Xue Chenxing chuckled, "It's because I don't read too many idle books." His face was serious, and he pretended to be a storyteller, "Zhen Bafang Xia is the protagonist of "Ancient and Modern Heroes". He wears a beard-style dagger with a silver sheath on his waist, a shooting star dart on his right waist, two strands of messy hair on his forehead, a vicissitudes of life but a charming face, a chivalrous man who fights righteousness and eliminates violence and peace, and is unrestrained. In the ranking of legendary knights, he has always been the number one, loved by young men and women. "
"...I see." Cheng Xi murmured, "Do you have this book? Lend me to read it."
Xue Chenxing was taken aback. How could the dignified Mr. Cheng start reading the script? !
In September, the sky is high and the grass is short on the plain, so it is advisable to gallop a horse.
Xia Yan got up early in the morning, changed the noble prince's robes into white brocade arrow sleeves, put on a cloak, tied all his hair to the top of his head, and went to the suburbs of Beijing to learn riding and archery.
Arriving at the appointed place with Xiao Fang, they saw two horses standing in the open field, Xue Chenxing was wearing a yellow horse beside the yellow horse, and beside the majestic blue and gray horse...
Xia Yan's eyes flickered, and he stepped forward, shocked——
Black clothes and black boots, bunted waist, broad shoulders and long legs, and extremely tall stature.The silver-sheathed scimitar and seven-star dart at the waist are dazzling, half of the fluffy long hair is casually tied, two strands on the front of the forehead are fluttering with the wind, the light stubble around the mouth reveals unruly, and the unshaven eyebrows are slightly unshaven. Rough, but slightly squinted eyes and slightly hooked lips interpret righteousness and benevolence!
ah!It's the Town Bafang Hero!
but……
Why does he look exactly like Cheng Xi? !
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