Prehistoric Happy Tour

Bu Zhou Shan

Ever since the two clans of the Lich and the Lich were in a quarrel because of the death of ten little princes, the whole prehistoric land was once again plunged into a sea of ​​fighting and fighting.The Wu people no longer care about the ownership of the heaven and the earth, and pinch wherever they go, and the scale is getting bigger and bigger.They themselves have experienced thousands of years of cultivation, magic weapons, etc. are handy to use, their productivity has already developed by leaps and bounds, and their fights are even better than the dragon and phoenix clan back then. devastating war.

Therefore, the fight between the two clans disturbed the entire prehistoric world inside and outside again.

However, unlike the two dragon and phoenix clans whose combat power is equal, the strength of the two lich clans is quite unequal at the moment.

In view of the fact that the power of the witch clan has been greatly weakened, not to mention that after the death of the earth, the incarnation of the reincarnation did not come back, it is said that since the monster clan got the sword to kill the witch, it has taken the initiative and killed the witch clan. Press hard to beat.The population is sparse, and the power of the witch clan has fallen to the bottom of the valley. Now they are forced to the foot of the mountain by the monster clan, and they dare not act rashly.

It made the Yaozu a little bit happier, and His Majesty Di Jun, headed by the Yaozu, took the lead in opening the group mocking mode to the Wuzu.

The majestic young man dressed in yellow imperial clothes with dark embroidered patterns had a resolute face, a majestic bearing, and a faint domineering aura that surpassed heaven and earth.Di Jun glanced expressionlessly at the Wu Clan not far away who looked like bereaved dogs, and snorted coldly. "Why, the Wu Clan, who used to show off their power in the past, has become a shrinking turtle today."

Such an insult immediately made the Wu clan over there furious, Zhu Rong's temper was the hottest, and he rushed out in a rage, shouting at Di Jun. "Don't talk nonsense, kid, if Houtu hadn't left, we wouldn't be afraid of you!" Di Jun raised the corners of his mouth in disdain, but he looked disdainful. "Houtu is here today, and you will end up in the same way."

"Why, have you figured out how to apologize to my son before you die?"

Zhu Rong was about to retaliate, but was grabbed by his elder brother Di Jiang, who stretched out his hand to block Zhu Rong, and cupped his hands at Di Jun who was not far away. "Hehe, His Majesty the Demon Emperor can't control his own son, so he can blame someone."

Then Di Jiang said in an extremely mocking tone, "Actually, if Daozu hadn't plotted against us, how could we have fallen behind?"

Feng, thanks to the help of Taoist ancestors and Nuwa, today, Dijun, you, as an emperor, is nothing more than that. "

As soon as he said this, he directly poked Di Jun's heart. Di Jun was stunned for a long time and didn't reply.

How the hell did you see that I was relying on Daozu's help, that bastard has been scheming against me, if it wasn't for him, would my son die so miserably?Di Jun was so miserable that he couldn't tell. He gave the Wu Clan a bitter look and ignored them for a long time.

Seeing that Di Jun didn't answer, Wu Clan felt that what he said was right, so he continued to taunt. "What our witch race does to the human race, Nuwa Empress can't stand it, and makes things difficult for us everywhere. It's ridiculous, now that the monster race is tearing up the skin and bone of the human race, they are completely indifferent, haha, what a saint of the human race, What a kind and benevolent Empress Nuwa!"

This time it was said that the big ear hooks were not only teasing Dijun, but also Nuwa.Originally, Di Jun also felt that the matter of using human souls to refine the witch-slaying sword was indeed a bit sorry for Nuwa.However, the matter was urgent, and God Jun himself didn't like the human race very much. In Di Jun's eyes, the weak human race was even worse than ants.Even if they were all wiped out, it would be nothing more than mediocrity. This Nuwa is indeed a bit unkind in her actions. If someone treats her monster clan like this, let's see if Di Jun doesn't pinch him.

Of course, although Dijun thought so in his heart, he couldn't say that. After all, Nuwa is also considered the great sage of their monster race. The commanding heights and the Wu clan despise Nuwa together.

"Why, today's Wu Clan can only use their tongues?" Di Jun continued to despise the Wu Clan.

Although Di Jiang's temper wasn't the hottest, he wasn't too soft. In order to boost morale, all the witches could fight against each other.Di Jiang continued to sneer at the Demon Emperor. "Of course not, but right and wrong always have to be clearly stated. Even if we use our tongues, we are much better than His Majesty who betrayed his brother for glory. In comparison, I have nothing to do with Daozu's heart and flesh. What kind of unclear relationship."

As soon as this remark came out, the entire Lich Clan was shocked, and Di Jun was stunned by the choking, I'll fuck it!It's an anecdote in the world, when did he sell his younger brother for glory and hug Tongtian's thighs.Not to mention whether he was hugged or not, let's talk about the matter itself. Thinking about the insidious and cunning appearance of that boy Tong Tian, ​​why is this matter so disgusting! ! !

Di Jun was as upset as a cat's claw in his heart. He was about to refute, but when he looked up, he saw his little brother's face flushed like blood.Immediately, the whole person felt as if he had been struck by lightning. Hey, little brother, don't be so shy when people say that you have something with that boy Tong Tian!In fact, we were also calculated by Daozu, okay?We really don't have a back door!Don't have such a strong sense of self-superiority, okay?

Even though Di Jun complained frantically in his heart, due to the morale problem, he couldn't vomit bitterness to the Wu clan over there, saying that we both have the same disease and pity each other.In order to maintain the face of the Yaozu, Di Jun swallowed a mouthful of blood, and said firmly. "Nonsense, the Taoist ancestor protected the Yaozu because the Yaozu belonged to the destiny, what has it to do with Na Tongtian!?"

As for Tongtian who was always shot while lying down, His Majesty the Demon Emperor continued to give him face at this moment. "What's more, Tongtian is the sage of destiny. If you insult the sage again, be careful to annoy the sage, so please wait and see."

"Look at you, you're not just a dog!!!" Zhu Rong said anxiously.

Di Jun: "..."

TMD

His Majesty the Demon Emperor, who was choked continuously and wanted to vomit blood, finally couldn't bear it any longer. He glanced at his younger brother who was still not in a good state, raised his hand out of anger, and slowly turned towards the demon clan that filled the sky. ordered. "Kill me!"

The leader of the witch clan, Di Jiang, also sneered, and glanced at the densely covered monster clan in the vast sky, "I'm afraid of you, kill me!"

The latest battle of the Lich Race started, and at the same time, few people thought that this would also be their last battle.

Penglai

Precisely because in the future when the gods were enshrined, the disciples who interrupted the teaching and explained the teaching were in a mess. Therefore, in order to cultivate the friendship between the students in harmony and friendship, Tongtian specially asked the disciples of the two schools to attend classes together and try to be late together. , Leaving early together, graduating together, and cultivating a deep classmate relationship.

According to the original book, Tongtian has three thousand disciples, and the leader is a typical impulsive type. As long as he is happy, he will recruit hundreds of students with a wave of his hand.These students are good and bad, plus pulling out radishes with mud, you will stand up thousands of times when you fall down, so this is exhausting the luck of the sky.Today's Tongtian has learned the lessons from the original works of the past. Although he can't make a fuss about the number of disciples, he still takes advantage of a loophole in his identity. He basically lists all the people he can accept as registered disciples and does not count them as himself. Within luck.

Only the disciples who have strong ideology and moral character and have a promising future are recorded in their own names, and they attend classes with the disciples who explain the teaching.

Therefore, although Tongtian accepts students with weak hands, the number of students in the big class has remained unchanged at around 100, which also shows from the side that the total number of students who will be cut off in the future will never exceed a hundred.

Now the disciples of Chanjiao sat blankly in their positions like quails, looking around curiously, and finally one disciple of Chanjiao couldn't help it.He leaned over to the side of the Intercepting disciple and asked curiously. "Tell me, what is little uncle doing? He has been staring at that mirror in a daze for a quarter of an hour."

"Hush..." The disciple of Jiejiao looked around in a good way, and when he found that no one was paying attention, he said secretly, "Keep your voice down, your sister is so sad to see Master lying down with a gun expression?"

"Hiss..." the disciple of Chanjiao gasped when he heard the words, "So, Donghuang Taiyi has nothing to do with the little uncle? But I think Dijun has admitted it."

"You are stupid, if the master doesn't act a little bit miserable in this kind of thing, wouldn't you be overjoyed?" The disciple of Jiejiao said with an expression of someone who has experienced it, "Also, you are not afraid of being punished by your master. I remember that the master is What I hate the most is Taiyi, poor master."

The disciple of Jiejiao looked at the young man in Tsing Yi who was staring blankly at the mirror with sympathetic eyes, "This time I will definitely be scolded by the master and the two masters together."

"If you put it this way, the little uncle is really pitiful." To be exposed to adultery in broad daylight, maybe even kneel on the washboard.

"Yeah, yeah." The fate of adultery being exposed, maybe even if they never give up Zixiao Palace for the rest of their lives, it is not certain.

Daozu protects Master like XX protects food... Bah bah

How can such a word be used to describe Daozu, although it is quite precise.

The handsome young man kneeling in front of the mirror here is Tong Tian who was secretly discussed by his disciples. He stared blankly at the mirror for a long time before saying anything. "Damn it, he and I are innocent, without any insult!"

The disciples and grandchildren not far away looked at Tongtian with such expressions, "Master (junior uncle) is useless, you will be scolded."

Even though he felt in his heart that he cut the witch clan into pieces and threw them to the dogs, Tongtian still had to maintain his dignity as a human teacher in front of his apprentices. He coughed lightly, and then straightened his face and said .

"Okay, let's not mention this matter for now, let's talk about it. What do you think, if we face the situation of the Lich Clan in the future, how should we deal with it?"

Intercepting and interpreting the two teachings, the disciples looked at each other in dismay, and then said together in embarrassment. "Master, we know that you are innocent. We didn't hear anything just now, so we won't tell Master."

Tongtian: "..."

Grass, what are these little bastards talking about.

Tong Tian here suddenly had a toothache. He glanced blankly at the eager disciples around him, and then he sighed. The young man who looked like a monster but not a fairy, smiled with an evil spirit, and pressed his forehead helplessly, " I'm not asking this, what I'm saying is that group fights have not ended well since ancient times, just look at the two clans of dragon and phoenix, and the lich. So, many things are just snowballed by small conflicts, and in the end become an irreconcilable issue."

One of the interceptors raised his hand tremblingly, "Master, what do you mean, we should give in when we encounter such a thing? It is best not to conflict."

Tong Tian rolled his eyes at his snow-white apprentice, "What I mean is, when someone beats you, you wouldn't drag him to a corner and beat him with a sap."

disciple:"……"

Master, you are mighty.

"Then master, if there is such a big fight, what should we do, fight or not?" It's so tangled, the master seems to disapprove of them fighting.

"Nonsense, of course it was a beating." Tong Tian stared at his apprentice with an expression of your idiot, "I was bullied and came to the door, what else can I say, let's talk after the beating, Master will carry it for you!"

"By the way, if it's Buddhism, remember to give Master a double copy!"

Just when the Tongtian Instructor cut off his sons and grandchildren, beat people to hell, and put on a sack of bad thoughts that no one knows about cause and effect, he only heard a shallow sneer from a distance, and when everyone raised their heads, they saw a young man in white His face was ice-like, his demeanor was majestic, not angry but majestic.

The handsome young man carved out of snow and frost slowly looked around at the tea party-like crowd, and immediately made the atmosphere in the dojo drop to zero.

The extremely handsome young man looked around slowly, and then his dark and deep eyes were fixed on Tong Tian's body. The almost emotionless eyes made everyone around him shudder.

"Tongtian, you come out."

The young man in Tsing Yi was also terribly frightened. Immediately, the young man who felt that something was going wrong short-circuited his brain and said something.

"Second brother... I want to stay a little longer."

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