Prehistoric Happy Tour

After the Yuanyuan righteously refused to accept an egg as an apprentice, Tongtian had no choice but to start thinking about how to brainwash this egg, and strive to guide it in the direction of the four good young people who respect their teachers and respect their teachers.

Pay special attention, you must not be corrupted by Western sugar-coated shells...

So Tongtian took out [-] points of patience, and when he was bored in cultivating Taoism, he would instill in this egg that the West is terrible. It is a place like a devil, and there are two wolf grandmothers over there. Love raw baked eggs.If you can, try not to go if you can, and hide as far as you can.In addition to this kind of mental brainwashing, Tongtian tells some interesting stories to the egg every night before going to bed, cultivates its sentiments, and teaches him the principles of life.

The specific operations are Little Red Riding Hood, Alibaba, the Forty Thieves, and Calabash Baby.

Tong Tian always felt that when he told these stories, the egg shook very violently, struggled very much, and wanted to jump out very much.Of course, when he couldn't jump out, he had no choice but to continue shaking like a convulsion, and occasionally chose to hit the wall.

It made Tongtian feel baffled, and later he didn't know whether he was used to Tongtian's bedtime stories, or Tongtian was used to him hitting the wall every day, and in the end, one person and one egg lived in peace and harmony.

"So, that's how the Little Mermaid turned into a bubble." Tong Tian said with a lot of emotion, "Of course such a person seems very stupid to us, not to mention that the prince didn't fall in love with the Little Mermaid. It was purely unrequited love. Besides, when the prince was obviously going to marry someone else and abandoned her, she still couldn't bear to do it. That's it. If she went to practice Taoism, she would definitely be struck to death by lightning. Several times."

"Cultivators don't want to look up to heaven and earth, at least they have to know how to choose. For example, the love of the little mermaid is that this love will dissipate in no more than ten years, but she has abandoned her parents and masters who really care about her." One of her own. Will the prince know that she is dead? No, but her master and parents will always be sad."

"We cultivators can be selfish and know how to choose, but we can't ignore the loved ones around us."

On the basis of the original work, Tongtian specially added the unfounded thing of master, just to cultivate Dandan's correct values, and specially pointed out that besides parents, master is also very important!

Master or something, that is the guiding light of your life, even Ali Baba relied on the guidance of Master to subdue the robber.

Anyway, these days, no one sues him for copyright infringement, and no one accuses him of tampering with famous works. Tongtian just brings various fairy tales about Master Invincible with improved versions, and happily brainwashes peacock eggs every day.

In my free time, I went to discuss the Dao with my two elder brothers, comprehended the cycle of heaven, and squatted in front of the mirror occasionally to watch some news about great events. The small life was very nourishing.

Except for Kong Xuan, who was just an egg who had not yet been born, his other disciples Xiaolong and Qilin had been divided up by Yuanyuan and Laozi. The two said that they were very worried about teaching apprentices according to the method of Tongtian.

Anyway, Tongtian is not a qualified teacher, and Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan are willing to help him raise apprentices, and he is happy to be at ease, but what is more difficult is that the personalities of the three little guys he taught all follow Yuan Yuan and Lao Tzu...

Now when he talks and does things, he is quite serious, much more serious than Tongtian.

Every time Tongtian wants to do something, their mantra is, "Master, the two masters said that you are wrong, blah blah..."

It made Tongtian not want to see them anymore, especially Xiaolong, who was such an innocent child back then, but when he grew up, his face changed from a round face to an oval face, and his watery grape eyes turned into an oval face. With slightly raised star eyes, a three-inch pudding turned into a 1.8 meter tall and handsome man, which was a blow to his master's celestial youthful figure.

Ever since the leader felt the difference in altitude between himself and the big apprentice, he began to squeeze his apprentice, from harvesting tea leaves to planting trees and herbs, from sending letters to Hongjun to communicate feelings to searching for treasure everywhere, Tongtian regarded Xiaolong as a Universal tool.

Fortunately, Xiaolong is sensible. Although he knows that Tongtian is oppressing him in disguise, he obediently obeys all the reasonable and unreasonable orders of his master.

In this way, after hundreds of years, Penglai, where Sanqing lived, finally welcomed a new guest.

Lao Tzu lifted his robe and took a step forward. The elegant young man in a light bamboo leaf-colored robe and holding a dust whisk was squinting his deep eyes and looking at the two children in front of him.

Standing in front of him were two handsome Taoist boys. The little boy on the left was wearing a bright red Taoist robe, with a round face and a tight mouth. As for the little girl next to him, although she was wearing The same Taoist robe, but the whole person looks much more festive, with a pair of big eyes smiling into the shape of a crescent moon.

The two little Taoist boys stood on the left and the right in the courtyard of Penglai, basking in the sunlight falling from the sky in the green trees, their fair and tender faces were flushed by the sun, making them look extraordinarily delicate.

Seeing Lao Tzu coming, the two little Taoist boys hastily saluted, and the leading little boy said respectfully, "See Lao Tzu."

Lao Tzu nodded, and then turned sideways, only to see Yuan Yuan in white walking out with a cold face. He seemed to be a little surprised to see these two little Taoist boys, but he still glanced at them expressionlessly.

The little girl here also smiled and said in a crisp voice, "I have seen the original master."

After Yuanyuan nodded, he asked lightly, "Fellow Daoist Hongjun, what's the matter?"

The two little Taoist boys didn't expect that the other party would see through their own backgrounds as soon as they came. Thinking that Master Hongjun admired these three people very much, and they really had real talents and learning, so their attitudes became more respectful, and the little boy spoke directly. "If you really can't hide it from Master Yuan, it was Master Hongjun who ordered the two of us to invite the three of you to the Zixiao Hall to listen to the sermon."

Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan looked at each other, and Lao Tzu in pale emerald Taoist robe frowned. "The two of you are here to inform the three of my brothers to go to the Purple Night Palace to listen to fellow Daoist Hongjun's sermon."

The girl Taoist replied with a smile, "Exactly."

She looked much more lively than the boy beside her, and she didn't feel frightened when she saw Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan, so she replied very neatly, "Master Hongjun said, Master Tongtian is very forgetful, and I am afraid that the three masters will not be able to catch up with Zixiao tomorrow." Gong preached, so I specifically ordered the two of us to come and invite the three of you to Lingxiao Hall."

"The master also said that this sermon was extraordinary, and he specially reminded Master Tongtian, and hoped that he would not forget it."

Yuanyuan frowned when he heard that, and rubbed his frowning brows. Fellow Daoist Hongjun really knew Tongtian and knew that he was an unreliable person.

"So, we know." After Lao Tzu nodded, he ordered Xiao Long who was standing in the distance, "Go and call your master."

After a while, after Xiaolong came back, he saw only a young man in green clothes striding forward with a strange smile on his handsome face. On the face, it made this young man with a slightly sinister smile give off a bit of sunshine.

The young man with watery eyes and rolling eyes saw the two children, the smile on his lips slightly lifted.

He walked quickly to the side of Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan, followed by Xiao Long who followed suit, and the handsome young man wearing Yuqing Guan who looked like a feather turned his head and said with a smile, "Hey, isn't this the little Taoist boy beside Daoist Hongjun?"

When Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan saw Tong Tian who was extremely coquettish, they couldn't help frowning, and then nodded. "kindness."

"It is indeed the two children beside Daoist Hongjun."

Tong Tian's eyes lit up, which made his face even more beautiful and unparalleled.He stretched out his hand and took out two thousand-year-old medicinal herbs from his pocket, put them directly in front of the two little guys, and said with a smile, "It's hard work to come from a long distance, this is the meeting gift for the three of my brothers."

Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan didn't say a word, but the two little guys over there shook their heads. "You don't get rewarded for no merit, Master Tongtian is being polite."

"Hey, I came here for a walk after walking so far with you guys. Since I'm here, let's take some gifts and leave. It's my Sanqing's honor to sell fellow Daoist Hongjun."

Tong Tian's voice is as light as glass, very sweet, although it has a little mellowness, it still has the youthful Qingyue.

When the little boy thought about it and wanted to continue to decline, the little girl over there quickly stretched out her chubby little hand, took the medicinal herb in Tong Tian's hand, and bowed with a smile. "Thank you, Master Tongtian."

"Thank you, Mr. Laozi, thank you, Mr. Yuan."

Tong Tianxin said that he was on the right path, not only thanking him but also thanking the people next to him incidentally, which is very comprehensive.Lao Tzu and Yuan Yuan remained calm, Yuan Yuan glanced at the excited Tong Tian, ​​and briefly summarized the other party's intentions. "Fellow Daoist Hongjun came here to inform us that we will be speaking at the Purple Night Hall tomorrow, so don't be late."

Oh, preaching.

Shit, it turned out that the sermons were notified in advance, Tong Tian grinned, it felt good to have a backer, even the meeting was notified in advance!

And ah, this is about to divide the position, after the position is determined, what Zhu Xianjian, what Fen Baoya, those things will come soon, the blood is boiling all over the sky

The Tongtian here is still happy YY, and the one over there only heard Yuanyuan continue to ask, "However, why did Fellow Daoist Hongjun specifically mention Tongtian?"

Xiao Daotong was very honest, "Because Master Hongjun said that Master Tongtian is more lively, and he is the only one among the three who can forget the time."

In an instant, Tongtian only felt a basin of cold water poured down...

Tongtian suddenly felt very uncomfortable, he flattened his mouth, "Fellow Daoist Hongjun is too small, how can Tongtian forget such a big thing."

The corners of Laozi and Yuanyuan's eyes twitched, and they were skeptical about this...

He was still chattering, Xiao Daotong was honest again. "Master Hongjun also said that if he hadn't informed in advance but waited until the time came, Master Tongtian would definitely be late, and he might be the last one to step in."

Tongtian didn't speak this time.

Daotong continued to be honest, "Master Hongjun also said that Master Tongtian not only likes to step on the spot, but also likes to obey and obey. He often runs out with his two brothers on his back. If he goes out tomorrow, he may not be in time to listen to the sermon."

Tong Tian was depressed, he was seen too clearly by others, so he asked casually, "How does Fellow Daoist Hongjun plan to solve it?"

"Oh, Master Hongjun said, I hope the three of you can go to Zixiao Hall today."

I wipe, is there such a thing?Arrive at the clubhouse one day in advance for a meeting!It's not like going to the supermarket to grab discounted oil, Tongtian is trying to find an excuse to refuse, the old man over there said with emotion.

"Fellow Daoist Hongjun is really bothering me too much. I will take Tongtian to find him immediately. Let's pack up and leave quickly."

Tong Tian vomited blood immediately after hearing this, brother, do you also distrust me that much? TAT

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