Prehistoric Happy Tour

While Zhunti and Jieyin were waiting to brush up the copy of Yinshang, after Jiang Shang, who was carrying the image of a flying bear, made contact with the future King Wu.Shen Gongbao over there was not idle either. As the well-known fool king in the original novel in the future, Shen Gongbao's life in explaining education was not as hard as it used to be.One reason is that the Jiejiao is a family with a very good relationship, so naturally there is no discrimination against Shen Gongbao; secondly, Shen Gongbao is honored to become the thorn in the eyes of the leader of Tongtian, and he was successfully accepted into the sect of Jiejiao.

Thinking about this king of deception who is not inferior to the Western duo, he has long been on the blacklist of Tongtian's focus. As long as he thinks of this future "Daoist friends, please stay behind", he will deceive countless disciples to fill in the business week. Tongtian wished he could whip her three times with the magic whip.

Ever since Tongtian accepted Shen Gongbao, he would pull him out from time to time to brainwash him alone.Shen Gongbao was quite happy at first, but he actually got the favor of Master Tongtian. Later, he found out that this ideological and political class is not available to everyone. If it wasn't for the teacher hacking to death for betraying a teacher in this day and age, he probably would have skipped class a long time ago.

Such attention to Shen Gongbao sometimes even caused Yuan Yuan to look sideways. Originally, Yuan Yuan had always disliked these incarnations of spirits and monsters, and came to worship the supremacy of the human race, so naturally he would not pay much attention to Shen Gongbao.

But he couldn't stop his younger brother from having nothing to do, so he brought Shen Gongbao over to brainwash him. Yuan Yuan wondered why Tongtian paid so much attention to a little leopard spirit.

He suspected very much that Jiang Shang who went down the mountain early was forced down the mountain by his brother's nagging mouth.

As long as he thinks that his younger brother has nothing to do, he will pull Jiang Shang to talk about his ideals, and it will be very hidden in the future. If anyone dares to cheat his teammates, the leader of Tongtian will dare to pull him to fill the eyes.

It’s no wonder that Jiang Shang, who can’t do everything as a cultivator, has to pack his bags to find a new life. His cultivation level is poor, and he listened to nonsense for eight out of ten years. He also felt that life was hopeless and planned to find a new life. significance.

At this moment, Shen Gongbao, who is holding a magic whip in the future and has sea eyes filled with sea eyes, is calm at the moment, listening to the leader in front of him with grief and indignation.

The specific content is as follows.

"Jiejiao Chanjiao is a big loving family. Everyone lives happily and happily together. Even if life is not going well, you can't bully your teammates. Look on the other side of the mountain, there is no Western Buddhism. Is there such a delightful existence?"

"'Friends of Daoism, please stay here' is a very good sentence, and it can be carried forward in due course. For example, people in the west should be happy to hear this sentence. Of course, I personally suggest that you add another sentence: 'I have a destiny with this magic weapon. ’, by the way, it’s not impossible to rob.”

"The big boat of the Yin Shang is very good. Of course, I think a positive person, a valuable disciple of the Jiejiao, will never drag the disciples of the Jiejiao into the battle. In this respect, we can definitely lead the Buddhism into the battle. .”

@教主, your integrity is gone!

Shen Gongbao was in a cold sweat when he heard it, and deeply felt that a new door was opening to him. In other words, how much the leader hates Buddhism.

One-heartedly pull Buddhists to fill the big pit of Yin and Shang...

Shen Gongbao obediently nodded and said yes, and the Master Tongtian in Tsing Yi nodded in satisfaction, then waved his hand to let him continue to study with Brother Kong Xuan, and fight for people who encounter Buddhism in the future, and run away if they can't win.

Seeing Shen Gongbao going out with his tail between his legs and his heart full of concern, the Master Tongtian smiled triumphantly, "Hahaha, let me see who dares to drag my disciples to fill me in this time." pit."

As soon as the original leader stepped into the hall of the leader of Tongtian, he shook his head speechlessly, "I said to you, why do you do this to these named disciples, you really lower your self-esteem."

Master Tongtian pursed his lips and said unhappily. "Jiang Shang and Shen Gongbao are the big killers that will lead the Conferred Gods in the future. If they are used well, they can be used to make the Conferred Gods catastrophe invisible at regular intervals."

The original leader shook his head when he heard the words, "If the way of heaven can move according to people's wishes, it is not the way of heaven."

"This time, the Dao of Heaven intends to plot against you and me. It is absolutely beyond human power." The original leader was planning to continue, but seeing that the expression of the leader of the Tongtian leader had begun to develop in an unpleasant direction, he immediately turned around and hit him with a stick. Then he resolutely comforted his younger brother, "However, it is also in line with the considerations of heaven to bring Buddhism into the game."

Who told you that you have a bad relationship with Tongtian, you deserve to be tricked by him.

The original leader thought very helpfully.

Master Tongtian nodded in satisfaction, "Of course I know that there is no way to escape the catastrophe by cutting off the teachings, but this catastrophe is not the way for Buddhists to make a fortune. Let's look at these catastrophes of conferring gods, who will have the last laugh."

But it is said that in Chentang Pass over there, Nezha has already been born, and Nezha, who is now the reincarnation of the spirit beads, has long been lawless.Although he was regarded as an ominous monster by his father when he was born, since he was accepted by the real Taiyi, Nezha has proved through the eyes of teaching that he is a potential stock with a bright future.

Although Li Jing didn't say anything about it, he actually didn't like Nezha. This monster hadn't been born for three years, and he was lucky enough to worship under Taiyi's sect, but he didn't know if he was a bewitching person.

Thinking about the matter of Su Daji, although no one has said it clearly, the rumor of the nine-tailed demon fox has been repeatedly suppressed, so it may not be groundless.

If his son is another Su Daji and his ilk, for Li Jing, who is devoted to helping Shang and Zhou, it will be like a stick in his throat, stabbing him in his fragile heart from time to time.

Nezha, as the reincarnation of the Lingzhu, has been smart since he was a child. Li Jing didn't like him very much, so he just confronted Li Jing all the time.

Do it, give full play to all the advantages of a rebellious youth.

Li Jing, who was often angry, was furious, and menopause came early...

But this day, after Nezha and Li Jing had been pinching each other on a daily basis.The fat white boy in a bellyband came out of the house again angrily. Nezha, who had been born with 2 years old, and his father, Li Jing perfectly explained what is meant by disharmony in the aura.From big things to small things, they can almost quarrel in a mess. Maybe it's because Nezha laughed at his cowardly father, or maybe Li Jing's majesty as a father was provoked. In short, these two people are simply flying together.

Nezha, who is a disciple of Chanjiao, angrily shook Huntianling in his hand, kicked the ground viciously, and the young boy walked back and forth along the seashore with his mouth pouted.

"Hmm... I hate it."

Just when he was so angry that he couldn't help himself, he suddenly heard a man's deep and hoarse voice not far away. "Young master is so handsome, don't you plan to practice Taoism and ask immortals? This is really a pity."

Nezha took two steps forward, only to see a handsome young man in golden costume staring salivatingly at a young man in emerald green.His appearance is slightly handsome, and his whole body is like a beautiful jade on a good day, endowed with incomparable beauty.

There was cold contempt in the squinting phoenix eyes, as if mocking the other party's overreach, but the extremely beautiful eyebrows and eyes almost weakened his natural majesty.

this!Is this the legendary teasing?

Wait...wait a minute, grandma said, don't you usually flirt with women?

Nezha's blood boiled at that time. As a good boy, Nezha is the embodiment of a moral guardian. Unlike his pedantic and even stubborn father, Nezha has always acted boldly and decisively.

He rushed up furiously, blocked the seemingly weak young man, and raised his head.

"Who are you? How can you stay in Chentang Pass?"

Suddenly interrupted by a three-inch little bean, the expression of the man in Chinese clothes almost cracked, and the man frowned. "Who are you kid, don't block me from seeing the beauty!"

"Grandma said that when you are being molested by someone, you must be angry and resist!" Nezha clenched his fists, "I warn you, I am Nezha from Chentangguan, a disciple of Daoist Taiyi. Hurry up, or don't blame me for beating you!"

The molested young man in Cui Yi raised his eyebrows: "..."

The expression on the molested young man's face was very good-looking for a while. As a remnant of the dragon clan who was omnipotent in the past and could walk sideways in the world, the life of the third prince of the dragon clan was very difficult.In view of the superior abilities of the ancestors, the remaining dragons are weak people who were not even qualified to participate in the battle back then. Therefore, the Dragon King of the Four Seas at this stage sounds good, but in fact, the strength is not as good as the dragons of the year.Because of their strength and the political situation of the year, most of the Dragon Clan are living under the Heavenly Court of the Lich. After the Lich fell, they took advantage of the trend and went to the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor.However, after all, the strength is greatly weakened, and many dragons seem to have forgotten their former glory.Now that Xuanmen is flourishing, the world seems to only know that there is Xuanmen but not dragons, and some dragons have simply become the mounts of other ascetics. It has to be said that this is simply a tragedy.

The third prince of the Dragon has always been proud of the blood of the ancestor dragon flowing in his blood, and has always despised those dragons who are dragons with their tails between their legs. The third prince of the dragon clan was a little angry at the moment. "It's your turn to take care of my affairs!"

"Huh." Little Nezha snorted disdainfully, "If it weren't for this innocent mortal next to you, a vile adult like you, I wouldn't even care about it. Anyway, get out of here quickly, or don't blame me. Little grandpa, I am ruthless."

Being ridiculed by such a yellow-haired boy, and in front of a beauty, the third prince Long's anger blazed.

"You kid is looking for death, right!"

"Presumptuous!" Nezha raised the corners of his eyes, "You morally corrupt guy, watch how I deal with you! You actually bully such a beautiful young man, watch me beat you to death!"

The beautiful youth with phoenix eyes: "..."

Seeing that the two of them were about to fight if they disagreed, the young man with phoenix eyes smiled coldly, "I will back you up if you beat me to death."

Nezha: En! ……kindness?

Third Prince Long: = dish = beauty, you can't do this!how could you do this!

The author has something to say: uh... I came back to update it, and suddenly remembered the pit here, embarrassing

I'm going to reflect, happy new year everyone