Prehistoric Happy Tour

He said why Tongtian was so proactive just now, and apologized unprecedentedly. Nima originally dug a hole for the Buddhist gate to jump down.Today's Buddhism is not the unlucky one who was so hard-pressed in the past. The Buddhism that did not develop due to the shortage of water and land resources, with the help of Nuwa and Sanqing behind the scenes, although it is still not as good as the three sects of Taoism, But it has been a long time since getting rid of poverty and becoming rich.Buddhism, which could not be mixed at all, has completely become one of the main forces this time. It has to be said that this is for the promotion and guidance of the whole-hearted thinking to promote the West.It's really like a big joke.

The development had just started, and they were immediately suppressed. If it weren't for the Taoist Sanqing who accompanied them to suffer together, they would definitely feel that this was another naked eccentricity of the Taoist ancestor.

Zhunti, who had just been forced to make a vow, couldn't just say that Laozi is a firm Taoist school, and then turn his face and say that I am a Buddha.

The door is different from Taoism, what if you don't participate?

Slapping in the face is not like this, the most important thing is that the person he swore just now is Tiandao...

Don't mention how bad Zhunti is, he had a bitter face and thought Aiai didn't intend to answer, Tong Tian over there smiled, "Why didn't Junior Brother Zhunti speak?"

Originally glanced vaguely at his happy junior brother, but unswervingly put on a cold face and stood beside Tong Tian, ​​the indifferent young man in fluttering white looked calmly at a group of saints who were scratching their heads, as if the Taoist ancestor just now What was said was nothing but smoke and mirrors.

Judging by the level of people, it is obvious that they are not in the same rank as Tongtian and the two Western Saints!

Zhun Ti had a bitter face on the side, as if he didn't know how to answer Tong Tian's question, so he simply kept silent.

Nu Wa figured it out, Tong Tian was giving the other party a hard time, and seeing how straightforward the apology was, he should have known that this kid was full of bad water.She glanced meaningfully at the second sage of the West who was kneeling in front of Tongtian again. Nuwa stood on one side with a calm demeanor, and it was interesting to sit on the mountain and watch the tigers fight.

"Since none of you have any objections." Daozu concluded, "Then let's go as planned."

Everyone agreed in unison, Zhunti glared at Tongtian fiercely, and then left with his brother.

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother here were just about to go back home happily, but on the way, they only saw a handsome Taoist in Tsing Yi standing quietly, looking at the two of them with a smile.

Immediately, the two heavenly figures felt that a basin of cold water fell from the sky, cooling them down.

The Taoist in Tsing Yi has a handsome face, wearing a jasper glazed crown on his head, and cloud shoes on his feet. He is wearing a green robe that makes his face look like jade. He is so handsome that he is not like ordinary people. This kind of profundity and unpredictability that doesn't match the age of the other party makes the scalps of the two big bosses in Tianting tingle.

Master Tongtian stood there, not saying much, "I heard that the two of you went to Master to mention this Taoist catastrophe, and Tongtian wrote it down."

Jade Emperor and Queen Mother: "..."

What to do, this is a rhythm of being hated!

What should I do if I am hated by the local rich brother! @Hongjun Daozu

The faces of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were not very good at the moment, and their hearts frantically swiped Ziwei Gege's famous saying "Heaven save me"!

But seeing that Tongtian over there had already turned his hands away expressionlessly, he said calmly. "Usually when I'm unhappy, it makes others very unhappy."

Queen Mother and Jade Emperor: "..."

Brother Tuhao, let's be friends, shall we?Don't hold grudges against us!

Before the Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor had time to get Qiong Yao's body, they saw Senior Brother Tong Tian over there adding a sentence very calmly, "I heard that there is a vacancy in the Heavenly Court. He is really the best candidate for the position in the heavenly court."

After co-authoring and talking here for a long time, it turns out that Tongtian is thinking about those two hard-working Western duo.The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother paused almost without hesitation between being hated by the local tyrants and being hated by the tyrant, and then said decisively. "Senior Brother Tongtian is right."

In this way, after the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother went back, they immediately issued an order like the Heavenly Court, and Buddhism is the backbone of the future Heavenly Court.What people eat is grass, and what they squeeze out is milk.

What is talent, this is talent!

In the 21st century, if you haven't worked overtime, you are not considered a talent. In fact, the most fundamental reason is that the leader of Tongtian has spoken. The two heavenly bosses who don't want to be hated by the local tyrants have to obediently put their ideas on Buddhism.

Looking for people everywhere to go to Buddhism to promote the beauty of heaven, it's just short of MLM marketing 24 hours a day...

The quasi-mention and reception were about to collapse at the time, if it wasn’t so obvious that it was so obvious, why would you come to their Buddhist sect to poach the walls with nothing to do? Don’t you want to be so shameless.

Where can he go to Sanqing if he has the ability?

Zhunti and Jieyin had a difficult time tearing apart their faces with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, but they hated Xuanmen more and more. Western Buddhism, who finally planned to hide behind closed doors, never thought that they would be so straightforward by the Heavenly Court. I'm thinking about it.

They also specially sent people to guard 24 hours a day, holding leaflets all the time to promote the benefits of Tianting and high wages, which is really unbearable!

The Second Saint of the West is outraged!

Generally speaking, Xuanmen is a bunch of bastards, except for the two of them!

Just as Zhunti and Jieying Ananji hated Tongtian and their low-level behavior, Sanqing who was not far away also successively conveyed the point of view of not fighting and not killing to death to his disciples and grandchildren.

"But master, you only said that we would fight to death when we meet people from other sects, but what if we meet our own people?" Zhao Gongming grabbed the palace control center and added in confusion.

Tong Tian turned his head to look at his elder brother with a deep expression on his face. This is a good question. His future apprentices will be worshiped to death by the teaching. Many people come.The unreasonable Master Tongtian placed the blame on Tai Gongwang. This guy is not of high birth and lacks ability, but he is able to get the favor of heaven. Damn, don't you know that cheating is his job?

"That's very reasonable." Tong Tian baptized his brother with his eyes.

Yuanyuan looked back with a straight face and a calm face. After a long time, under the eyes of his younger brother Yingying, he finally lost the battle.

"If you meet someone of your own in the future, if there is a Buddhist sect to beat the Buddhist sect, and there is no Buddhist sect, let's let this point be cut off. If I know that someone is deliberately provoking."

The rest speaks for itself.

The surrounding disciples of Jiejiao and Interpretation of Education looked at each other, and couldn't help but say something in their hearts, they deserve to be the master of Tongtian, and indeed the master of Tongtian is the flesh and blood of him!

Although the disciples of Chanjiao were a little unhappy, they didn't dare to say anything. Now that they have not ended their hatred, they squatted together every day, and their relationship was like a family.The leader of Jiejiao looks so young, and although they don't say it, they feel faintly that they are older than the disciples of Jiejiao.Of course, under the leadership of their own little master, Jiejiao's disciples are also suspected of relying on Xiaojiao, because Jiejiao and Chanjiao have been together for a long time, and they have long been used to the image of Chanjiao as an older brother and Jiejiao as a younger brother.

Now that the boss has asked his elder brother to give way to his younger brother, everyone naturally agrees.

When the Master Tongtian heard this, he showed a satisfied smile on his face, "You have heard what the original venerable said. From now on, we will stop teaching and explain the teaching, we will share weal and woe, and the teaching will not be provoked and explained. If I know... "

Eyes narrowed slightly, Tongtian's cold and ruthless gaze swept across everyone's body, almost making these cultivators tremble for a moment.

"Then let's talk about life."

Help, no one wants to talk about life with Master Tongtian!

While Jiejiao explained the teachings were still tossing, a lot of changes had quietly taken place in the prehistoric land not far away.

King Zhou became more and more stupid, and he only knew how to pamper Daji. In order to cultivate Taoism and become an immortal, Daji also overfulfilled the tasks assigned by the Nuwa Empress.

It made the whole Shang Dynasty complain.

Grand Master Wen is the leader whom Daji misses. As a disciple under the seat of the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit, Wen Taishi has done a good job, and he is superb with a magic whip in one hand. His ability and cultivation can be regarded as wonderful Stunningly beautiful, the value of force and wisdom has been off the table for a long time.Originally, if King Zhou was fatuous and immoral from the beginning, people like Wen Taishi would naturally look down on King Zhou.But who told King Zhou that he was still a character, but now he is suddenly squinted by evildoers, and most of the courtiers still hold the idea that King Zhou can still be saved.

I left unswervingly, King Zhou abused me thousands of times, and I treated King Zhou like my first love.

Originally, when Daji first entered the palace, it was the time when he heard that the Grand Master had something to do and left the Yin Dynasty. Unexpectedly, when he came back, he suddenly found that the world had changed...

"You mean, this Daji is probably..." Grand Master Wen had a hesitant expression on his face.

"If Daji is really a monster, then the water inside will be deep." The other person's expression was also uncertain, and a trace of displeasure could be seen faintly on his face.

"I've heard time and time again that the Taoist catastrophe has arrived. Could it be that it should be in the Shang Dynasty?"

"This is really indescribable. If Daji is really a monster, it's fine if she has a backer behind her. If not, I will be accused of cholera by Chao Gang, and she will die without a place to bury her!"

These two people avoided the big man behind Daji, and wondered whose order Daji obeyed. Could it be that there is the shadow of Empress Nuwa behind this?

Here Jiang Shang is sitting by the pond, holding a long boom in a daze.

He is really a marginal person in teaching, and his qualifications are very poor. He was already over fifty years old when he stepped into the fairyland, and it is difficult for his appearance to return to his prime.Therefore, he had to have the face of an old man, standing with other disciples of Chanjiao, as if he had grown up by many generations.Originally, people who practice Taoism do not pay attention to appearance, but who made his aptitude too blunt, and the immortal law has not yet been completed, causing him to give up the possibility of going further in his cultivation.Instead, he came to the secular world, intending to make a name for himself in the secular world, so that those who laughed at him in Chanjiao would have a good look at him.

"Oh!" Just as Jiang Shang was still thinking about what kind of inscrutable expression he should use when he meets King Wu, he heard the young man over there yelling loudly.

"There's a bad old man here!"

Jiang Shang was silent for three seconds, then turned his head, and saw a handsome young man staring at him in surprise, his black pupils stared round.

"My son, I see that you have an extraordinary face and a strong figure, but I don't know that you are so free and unrestrained. Didn't your parents tell you that you must restrain yourself and be polite when you see an old man?"

Prince Wu's young master, "Speak humanly."

Jiang Shang touched his nose depressedly, "...you are so rude."

The author has something to say: I'm sorry, Kawen...

Well, I'm still thinking about ing

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, let the West and the East pinch each other later... Kneel down