Prehistoric Happy Tour

Nuwa's whole face became stiff when she heard this, and the woman with an incomparably graceful face asked coldly. "The words of the sage are heart-breaking words."

"Oh, Ma'am, that's serious. But Ma'am, don't you dare to go and see, what kind of two white-eyed wolves are you feeding?" Tong Tian said mockingly, squinting his eyes, and smiled lightly.

It made Nuwa's face even more ugly. In order to fight against the Sanqing, she had no choice but to win over the two Westerners, and she also fully assisted them in their grand mission of preaching in the human race.Unexpectedly, these two people not only failed to give her face, but also helped the human race to shave her face. They really lost their wife and lost their soldiers.Now Nuwa really wants to stab the two Westerners twice, and then stab Tongtian twice.

Empress Nuwa, who slapped her swollen face to pretend to be fat, said firmly. "This is just a matter of my human race, the saint is overthinking."

Tong Tian didn't speak, just chuckled lightly. "Your Majesty, why worry about me watching your jokes all over the sky, how can I be so boring, I just want to raise a point or two for the sake of my fellow disciples."

The noble and glamorous Tongtian leader calmly faced Nuwa Empress, which made Nuwa's heart beat. Also, this Tongtian is not only the most beloved apprentice of the Taoist ancestor, but also the leader of the sect.Its strength has been rampant for many years. It’s not a day or two to set foot in the west and myself. The most important thing is that people have read a lot of my jokes. There is no need to make fun of the latest one. Let’s put it this way , Could it be that the second sage of the West is really going to make a big move, isn't he?

This calculation actually fell on him?

Empress Nuwa, who calmed down after being ridiculed by Tongtian, said coldly. "Could it be, what are the two Western Saints planning?"

"Your Majesty is really smart." Tong Tian nodded approvingly, "But since this game has already been laid out, it's better for me to cooperate."

Sure enough, Jieyin and Zhunti began to toss about the layout again, but they didn't know that their own lives were counted this time.The more Empress Nuwa thought about it, the more frightened and angry she became. As the Holy Mother of the human race, the two Westerners have relied on themselves for a long time, but now they are still plotting against themselves at the critical moment. Do they really think they are clay figurines?

Empress Nuwa turned her head expressionlessly, the anger burning in her heart. "What does the saint mean?"

"Your Majesty, don't you want to punish the daring human race and..." The rest of the words were silent, but Nuwa nodded understandingly. It seemed that Tongtian was about to kill him.

Thinking of this, Empress Nuwa only felt her heart widen and she smiled slightly.

"What the saint said is very true."

Yin Shang

Bigan has collapsed recently. He deeply feels that Daji in front of him is not a good person, but his own king is like hitting the south wall and never gives up. He loves Daji so much that his heart is broken, and there is a tendency to cause trouble.

It seems that after returning from the Wahuang Temple a long time ago, the king of his family has become extremely abnormal, and the whole person is about to split his nerves. The former wise and mighty king seems to have become another person.If Yin Shang is a little more advanced, Bigan will be sure to shout, the king has been crossed!

Not only pampering the traitor, but also obeying that Daji's words.

Bigan sighed deeply, feeling that the innocent woman with dark brows and wonderful eyes was like a scourge, Daji leaned on the stage and smiled. "Why, Master Bigan still stays with Daji all the time?"

Hearing this, Bigan gave her a cold look, then turned his head and left with his sleeves thrown.

This made the Pipa Jing next to Daji say angrily, "Sister, this old man really doesn't know what to do. He's just a mere mortal, yet he dares to challenge us."

Daji didn't care much, and with a slight smile, Liwo Qingqian looked even more innocent, her big black eyes quietly staring at the distant sky. "I don't care what he does, he is just about to die anyway, as long as we complete the mission of the empress well, we can become immortals as soon as possible."

"Nuwa Empress is indeed omnipotent, but I heard that this human race has Sanqing's protection. If she offends Sanqing..." Although Pipa Jing believes in Nuwa Empress, this Nuwa Empress has also fought many times in the war. Abandoning the monster clan for the first time, the reputation is really not high, thinking about it makes Pipa Jing a little afraid.

Daji folded her willow eyebrows when she heard the words, and said with bright eyes that were as clear as a child. "However, I heard that this is too insensible, and the Primordial Venerable despises us and other monster races, and dismisses them. Only the Master Tongtian treats everyone equally." Speaking of this, Daji's beautiful eyes became brighter, and her lips were like cherry blossoms General smile. "However, there are so many disciples in Jiejiao, the leader naturally doesn't have the leisure to take care of us, not to mention this is the order of the empress, even the three saints have to give the empress a little face."

Pipa Jing smiled, and there was a trace of solemnity between his brows. "Sister said so."

But I don't know that Sanqing, Daozu and others not far away are all staring at the phantom mirror in front of them expressionlessly. I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth.

"Tongtian, do you have anything to say after reading it?"

"Well, this little fox is clever, but it's a pity that it's God's will." After a moment of silence, Tong Tian smiled. "Also, our three brothers have all been mentioned, and I was the only one who praised them by name. I think it's all because I'm too low-key in my usual life, which caused my daughter's heart to be mistaken. I have to reflect on myself."

What Daozu heard was cramps in the corners of his eyes, the original air-conditioning had almost filled the entire Zixiao Hall, and even Lao Tzu, who had always been indifferent to world affairs, had a solemn expression. It is conceivable that the narcissistic and irritating ability of the Tongtian leader is getting stronger and stronger.

The incomparably handsome young man in purple said in a deep voice while pressing the mirror, "I didn't expect that you, Tongtian, are in such a good mood now."

Tong Tian bared his teeth and smiled, "It's all taught well by Master."

Daozu's mouthful of blood was almost choked up in his throat. He found that Tongtian's character is becoming more and more perverted. When we first met, he was a relatively reserved student. Now he almost treats him like a father and a mother. Daozu said that he is really fucked Take it easy.

Daozu's expression is calm, but his heart is turbulent. Even if he has forgotten his love and harmony, as long as he meets his disciple Daozu, he will be helpless.

"Do you think this is the key?"

Tong Tian pondered for a moment, then asked innocently. "Isn't that the point?"

Daozu took three deep breaths, I don't have the same knowledge as him, I know how to toss around when I have nothing to do, Daozu can see it.Every time I pampered this kid, it made this kid almost climb into my head.

Hey……

Daozu's face turned cold, "I have given you thousands of reminders, don't just mess around with the West when you have nothing to do."

"It's good for you. If you have nothing to do, go find the faults of the West. After all, you are also a disciple of my Taoist sect. Why do you bother to push each other so hard?" Fighting wits and courage, this hatred really snowballed out of control.Behind Tongtian are the people of the Sanqing. Their fighting skills and supernatural powers are superior to the two Westerners, and they always overwhelm each other.However, it is necessary to know that it is too late, and it is inevitable that the gutter will capsize every time it is crushed. Daozu is very worried about this.

Naihe Tongtian was in a very good mood, and smiled at Daozu. "The reason for my immediate teaching is to compete with the sky, and this ray of life is not dropped for no reason. If you give in to someone who already harbors evil intentions this time, I think it is a kind of cowardice. The two in the west Self-supporting Buddhism has long been dissatisfied with my Taoism, and I was just pre-emptive."

Tong Tian talked eloquently, but there was some truth to it. Dao Zu sighed slightly after hearing this, and looked at him helplessly. "Forget it, the three of you can't turn the sky."

"That's right." Tong Tian nodded and smiled, his brows and eyes were picturesque, and his whole smile was slanted. "Those two little rascals still want to turn the world upside down."

original:"……"

Lao Tzu: "..."

Daozu: "..."

After the three of them were speechless for a long time, Yuanyuan began to vent his cold face with a cold face, Lao Tzu coughed a little, and Daozu had black lines all over his head, even if he had forgotten his feelings, he still had no resistance to Tongtian's shocking remarks occasionally.

"Tongtian, tell me, who taught you your self-cultivation back then..."

While Sanqing of Xuanmen and Daozu were discussing in depth whether to preemptive strikes or the way of the mean, the disciples of Sanqing's sect were also exchanging feelings.

"I think, the little uncle is the most powerful among the patriarchs of the Three Qings." Daoist Taiyi scratched his face and said with admiration. "The little uncle is not only the barometer of the master, but also the barometer of the ancestors. Whenever the little uncle gets angry, the whole Sanqing will continue to have low pressure."

"On the contrary, if Master is angry, other...you all understand."

It's hard for you, young man, as a disciple of Chanjiao, he is so optimistic about the leader of Jiejiao.

As soon as Taiyi finished speaking, he got rebuttals from the rest of the Twelve Golden Immortals, and Chi Jingzi said disdainfully. "What you said is just one-sided words. If you talk about fighting skills, I think Master is better."

Daoist Taiyi clicked his tongue a few times, and stared at him with the expression that you are too young to understand the dangers of the world, "You may have heard that the Zhuxian sword in the hand of the little master can trap four immortals with one sword."

He still doesn't know that the sword in the little master's hand has been upgraded to the level of the five sages...

Chi Jingzi didn't say much when he heard this, he just pursed his lips and looked unwilling.

Taiyi continued to smile, "In this day and age, do you know what to spell?"

Chi Jingzi's eyes widened, but he saw Daoist Taiyi shaking his finger. "Of course it's because of the background. I haven't seen the two of them in the West who met the junior uncles every time. It's a tragedy. Can't it be more tragic? The apex of Daozu's heart is not a joke."

"Oh, I didn't know Taiyi that you had such a high opinion of me."

A crisp male voice sounded from behind everyone. The real Taiyi, who was still talking eloquently just now, broke out in a cold sweat, but he turned his head stiffly together with the others, and knelt slowly towards the young man in green shirt over there. down the road. "I have seen the Master Tongtian."

Tongtian pointed to Taiyi, and smiled at the original venerable beside him, "Didn't you just be a little uncle?"

Although their seniority is correct, but in view of Tongtian's special status, generally the disciples of the teachings are called by honorific titles.The full name is Tonglingbao Tianzun, because it is too long, everyone simplified it to be called Master Tongtian. Although the relationship between Sanqing is good at this moment, it is not so good that the disciples under the sect can directly call it Little Master Uncle. Those bohemian kids didn't dare to face Yuan Yuan as his uncle...

The former is fine, Tongtian's character is unlikely to get angry, and the latter, thinking about the cold face of the primitive saint, is completely courting death.

Taiyi and others called Tongtian a junior uncle behind their backs, mainly because Tongtian's face was too tender, and compared with Yuanyuan and Laozi, he lacked the coercion of an adult, so even if everyone knew that Tongtian was a saint, there was still Many disciples felt behind their backs that their master was too immature, and his moods were too erratic.

Just like a child!

Taiyi watched his master's cold and heartless eyes fall on him, and broke out in cold sweat at that moment, "Taiyi is reckless, even talking about master and Tongtian leader behind his back, he really deserves to die."

After Taiyi finished speaking, Tongtian and Yuanyuan didn't speak, but the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit on Tongtian's side rolled her eyes and laughed. "Master, don't be angry, Senior Brother Taiyi is just joking."

Seeing Tongtian turning his head expressionlessly, the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit was too frightened to speak.

But Tong Tian smiled lightly, just like a pear tree blossoming, and it was extremely beautiful.

"Brother, I think our apprentices are really too busy, why don't we engage in a battle of elucidation and interception?"

The original eyebrows were condensed, and there was not even a trace of fluctuation in his expression, "Just say yes."

"Oh, if that's the case, then let's start now." Tong Tian pointed his hand and said to the surprised Taiyi, "Here, go and have a few tricks with the Holy Mother of Fire Spirit, and you will have a good time. Don't care about what you say behind your back."

Holy Mother of Fire Spirit: "..."

Master, are you retaliating against me?

If you have to fight a little bit or something, there will be almost no JQ.

The author has something to say: I have recently accelerated my pace and continued to write... OTZ

I'm rethinking my update speed