The evil spirits all over the world love me very much [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 45 The Abandoned Prince
"Do you think our gift will work?"
Ruo Ting sat on the upper seat between the pair of princes, and Yu He stood beside him, holding a whisk in his hand, looking around boredly.
"Don't worry, you just need to remember one sentence, no matter how wise a leader or monarch is, there is no one who doesn't like being flattered."
Ruoting nodded with a half understanding.
"And flattering must be done accurately, never on the horse's hooves." Yu He added this sentence.
As he spoke, he looked at Ruo'an who was still sitting on the side enjoying himself, and forced himself to hold back his laugh.
I don't know why this guy is so self-satisfied there.
"Brother Huang."
Just as Yu Heruoting and Yu Heruoting were avoiding other people's whispering, a delicate and bright voice fell beside them, accompanied by a large area of shadow——
The two slowly turned their heads——
Um?Who is this?Looks familiar?
"Emperor Sister!" Ruo Ting recognized the person first, but because there were many people sitting around, Ruo Ting just lowered his voice and shouted excitedly.
Yu He looked left and right, and then he realized that this girl with a slightly plump figure is the female version of Shao Mingmin, isn't she?
"Eh, you are...Princess Mingmin?" Yu He pretended to be surprised, imitating those eunuchs in TV dramas, holding his throat and pointing his orchid fingers.
Ming Min lowered her head timidly, her face flushed, "Grandpa Lizi, long time no see."
"My slave's eyes are clumsy. I didn't recognize you at first glance, the princess. I hope the princess will forgive me. It's because Her Royal Highness has changed too much."
Yu He really wasn't flattering when he said this, the last time he saw Princess Ming Min, he had the visual impression that she must have weighed [-] to [-] catties, and he didn't know if his weight loss diet worked or it was because Ming Min lost weight every day. You have to exercise hard, but in just [-] days, Ming Min has lost a lot of weight, her face has been reduced by half, and the flesh on her body looks much firmer.
"Little Lizi, your weight loss meal is not very effective. The royal sisters are all calling for me to copy another copy and send it to them."
Yu He smiled: "Princess, don't be proud, you must persevere."
Ming Min covered her mouth and smiled, and blinked her big eyes, Yu He actually read a hint of cuteness from it.
"Princess, please come to Changqing Palace again after the emperor's birthday is over. I have something good to give you."
After all, this Shao Mingmin is also his own back, after all, he can be regarded as Ruoting's school, and the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, not to mention that he bought those fairy water essence suits himself, and the wool came from sheep, so he simply let him take them all. It's okay to go back, and it happens that I also send a favor.
"What a good thing, why don't you take it out to open everyone's eyes?"
Suddenly, a magic sound pierced through his brain, frightening the string in Yu He's mind to play along with it.
When she turned her head, she was facing a pair of bewitching red phoenix eyes.
Um?A new face, I haven't seen it before.
"Huang, Huangjie." Ming Min got up quickly, and respectfully blessed the woman with red phoenix eyes.
Queen?
I ran into Ming Min in the imperial dining room before, and heard her mention it when chatting with her. She was the fourth eldest in the palace, and there was a princess, a prince, and a prince who had died. "Sister Huang", isn't she the eldest princess of the queen's family?
On the day I first entered the palace, I followed the emperor to the wombs of the concubines to get acquainted. At that time, I only saw the queen's youngest daughter. I heard that the eldest princess accompanied the empress dowager to Xishan Temple to fast and worship. I was lucky enough to see her today. I think she is quite beautiful. , and her simple mother queen are completely different styles.
"This palace is really strange. This little eunuch has divided the palace into different classes? What is so precious that only my imperial sister can have?"
The eldest princess Mingyun spoke in a slightly sarcastic manner, which made Yu He very unhappy.
But there is no way to be unhappy, she is the eldest princess, and the first heir of the royal family, a little bit older than the prince.
"Your Highness, the princess misunderstood." Yu He immediately put on a smile, and then leaned into the eldest princess's ear and whispered, "The princess doesn't know something. The workshop of Huan Yan Essence Lotion is also considered lucky, I got a few bottles of essence lotion from them and brought them back to the princesses."
Mingyun squinted at him, then raised her head proudly: "What is the essence of rejuvenating face?"
"The magic thing that can make the princess's skin moist, smooth, firm and elastic. I originally left a bottle for the princess at most. I thought about when I would send it to the princess in person, but I was afraid that other princesses would be unhappy if they found out, so It can only be sent separately like this."
At this time, Ming Yun finally turned her head and looked at Yu He squarely: "Really?"
"It's absolutely true. The eldest princess is worthy of this bottle with the largest amount and the best effect. The slave has been reserved for the eldest princess. If you say a word in the novel, you are welcome to chop it."
This sentence greatly satisfied Mingyun's vanity. Although she pretended to be glamorous and indifferent on the surface, she was actually happy in her heart:
"This little eunuch is so cute! He speaks nicely, looks good, and is clever. Why didn't I even ask me and sent him to the empress's womb, no! I must find a suitable time to ask for someone from my father!"
After dismissing the eldest princess, Ming Min was sitting behind pinching his sleeves nervously, and when Yu He came back, he rushed up to meet him:
"Little chestnut, my imperial sister didn't make things difficult for you, did she?"
Yu He smiled, leaned over and whispered: "Forgive me, the eldest princess's IQ may not embarrass me for the rest of her life."
After hearing this, Ming Min laughed along with "噗嗤", and the two of them faced each other and laughed together, but immediately felt that it was out of order, so they hurriedly separated in embarrassment.
Ming Min's inner OS at this time: Why is Xiao Lizi a eunuch, I really want to marry him, but unfortunately there is no chance, hey——
After waiting for nearly half an hour, finally, amidst endless calls, the emperor slowly walked out of the hall wearing his exquisitely tailored new clothes and the empress dowager——
Seeing the emperor coming out, it took almost an instant for the beauties of the harem, all civil and military officials, princes and princesses to stand up and greet the emperor with their eyes. The majesty is astonishing.
The emperor followed his old mother, the empress dowager, and sat in the seat prepared early in front of thousands of people. Immediately following on the right hand side was the empress—the noble concubine—the concubine Shu—the concubine De; on the left was the same Arranged according to seniority, the prince-prince princess-the second, third, fourth and fifth princes/princesses.
Among the crowd, Yin Chixue stood out from the crowd again, and sitting among a group of crooked princes was particularly eye-catching, and it was hard for people not to notice.
But Yin Chixue seemed uninterested, she just sat there rubbing the jade pendant she was wearing, and kept staring at somewhere in a daze.
Yu He looked at it like this, and after a while, he turned his head silently.
Next, according to the general procedure, the emperor will first make a speech, then watch the celebratory dance and other programs, and then the ministers will celebrate their birthdays. "Revenge mode", whoever gave him a gift that made him dissatisfied, write it all down, and embarrass them one by one in the future.
Looking at the table full of delicacies, Ruo Ting was so hungry that his chest was on his back, but there was nothing he could do, his father didn't give an order, and no one could move his chopsticks.
"I just want to take this opportunity to make a summary about the prince leaving the palace."
As soon as these words came out, Ruo Ting, who was staring at the delicious food and swallowing, immediately tensed up, and subconsciously looked towards the emperor.
"Originally, I obeyed Grand Master Lian's wishes and sent the prince out of the palace to study and understand the people's sentiments. This matter should only be known to people in the court, and even many lovers guessed the news after the prince left the palace, but The prince was kidnapped by the Lingxiu Temple halfway through, and I have always been quite curious as to who leaked it out at this time and caused the prince to be killed."
As soon as the words fell, the originally lively birthday ceremony fell silent for a moment. Everyone sat obediently in their seats and remained motionless, looking ahead. Leaving the palace was leaked.
Yu He raised his eyes indiscriminately, carefully observing the changes in everyone's expressions.
Especially the changes in the expressions of Concubine Xi Shu and Ruo An, Concubine Xi Shu was sitting next to Concubine Yu, she tilted her head slightly, and whispered something to Concubine Yu, and Concubine Yu immediately nodded accordingly.
And Ruo'an's expression is very funny. The reason why he said it was funny is that he had a confident expression as if he knew who was the instigator. It's the solution.
Seeing that the atmosphere became rigid for a while, Yu He had an idea, and hurriedly whispered something in Ruo Ting's ear.
Ruo Ting hesitated: "Are you really going to do this?"
"Prince, trust me." Saying that, Yu He winked at him angrily.
Ruoting straightened up, took a deep breath, stood up suddenly in front of everyone, and clasped his fists at the emperor:
"Thanks to the great love of the father, the son is grateful, but today is the day of the father's great joy, the father is worried about the son, the son deeply understands, but I don't want the father to be disappointed by this matter, besides, the son is not safe Are you back? As the saying goes, one thing more is worse than one thing less, this matter is worse than letting him go with the wind."
The sentence "The life and death of a son is a fart that goes with the wind, and the birthday of the father is the most important event" caused the emperor to praise again and again, thinking that the prince has grown a lot this time out of the palace, and his speech has matured, even IQ is all online.
"If what Ting said is right, then I won't pursue it for the time being." Saying that, the emperor raised his hand.
All of a sudden, a row of beautiful ladies and sisters in silk and satin came to the stage gracefully and gracefully, playing the piano and playing the strings, swaying gracefully.
However, no one except the emperor and empress dowager paid attention to this beautiful feast.
After all, the next event is the highlight.
However, the emperor acted as if he was trying to whet their appetite. He thought it was time for them to show off their skills after the song ended, but in the end, there would be a well-known opera troupe from the capital to add to the fun, and a martial arts team would perform on stage after the song.
The emperor was very happy, and the ministers in the audience felt miserable.
After drinking and eating, those performers finally stopped, which also means that the time for public execution has finally arrived.
The chief eunuch yelled, and almost everyone was ready to go forward to celebrate their birthday.
It is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a birthday celebration. After all, the emperor was only 40 years old when he died.
The first ones to dial up were the brothers and uncles of the emperor, that is, those princes and so on. There were probably more than 30 people, many of whom were brothers of the former emperor, and they were all 80 or [-] years old. The new ideas are all piled up with gold, silver and jade.
Including Yin Chixue, he sent a longevity peach that was bigger than his face, which seemed quite insincere, but Sheng Zai's thing was dead, and two young eunuchs carried it up together, so it seemed quite reasonable .
After the lord was finished, officials of the third rank and above, such as the grand master and prime minister, gave presents to celebrate his birthday. Yu He probably looked at the things they sent, and found that they were all the same, and none of them were pleasing. Good landscape painting, I sent an authentic work by Huang Gongwang.
When it was the concubine's turn, they tried their best to compete for beauty.
But it didn't work.
No match for Concubine Yu's sweet words of congratulations.
It was the turn of the princesses and princes. The eldest princess was good at calligraphy and painting since she was a child, so she gave her a picture of Baisong drawn by herself. The emperor was very happy and rewarded her with a hundred pieces of silk and satin on the spot.
It was Ruoting's turn, and it could be said that almost everyone was eagerly looking forward to seeing what the emperor's eldest son could deliver.
Ruo Ting was also a little nervous, he looked at Yu He cautiously, and motioned him to present the gift he had prepared to his father.
And he was quite confident, thinking that his father would definitely like the gift he gave.
Baishou map——
It was he who specially sent people to more than 100 counties across the country, and asked the magistrates of each county to write down a "Shou" character, rub it down, and use bronzing techniques to form a huge "Shou" character, and the meaning is also very good, Inadvertently flattering, what "the emperor is deeply loved by the people, so the people spontaneously organize to celebrate the emperor's birthday".
It is both ingenious and able to match what it likes.
Ruoting inner OS: Little chestnut, you are such a little genius!
Yu He carried the gift prepared by Ruoting with both hands and stepped forward respectfully, and then slowly opened it under the eyes of everyone——
When seeing the congratulatory gift in his hand, Ruoting was stunned——
Even the civil and military officials and the three thousand in the harem were all dumbfounded——
"This, isn't this..." Ruo Ting frowned, panic struck, his fingers were trembling with fright.
This is definitely not a gift from him!
Thinking about it, he raised his eyes to look at Yu He, and saw that he didn't look at him at all, but went straight to the emperor holding the congratulatory gift.
Little Lizi, why... framed himself? !
"Your Majesty, this is a congratulatory gift carefully prepared by the Crown Prince." Yu He said, presenting the gift respectfully.
The person who received the gift was the chief eunuch Xiao Dafu, who was also the eunuch who had been accompanying Yu He since before he entered the palace. He thought that Yu He was a clever kid, and after joining the prince, he would definitely come up with some wonderful ideas to win the prince's favor. The emperor is pleased.
But when he saw the coarse cloth clothes and the cloth shoes, even the well-informed Xiao Dafu couldn't figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd.
Ruoting collapsed on the seat as if he lost his strength, he really couldn't accept it, obviously Xiao Lizi helped him make a plan and said that it would definitely open the emperor's eyes, but in the end, he fell into his trap.
It turns out that others often say that the palace is full of scheming, and if you are not careful, you will lose everything. I am too stupid to trust a fake eunuch without reservation? !
"Your Highness, go up and say your congratulations." The little eunuch at the side saw that Ruoting was stunned, and quickly reminded.
Ruo Ting just came back to his senses, and stumbled forward.
His eyes were blank, and he just mechanically read out the congratulatory speech that he had long been familiar with: "My son, my son respectfully wishes the father and emperor, blessings like the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the sky..."
"Your Majesty." At this moment, Yu He, who had been silent at the side, spoke.
"This is a gift from His Highness, a commoner's clothes and a pair of shoes."
As soon as these words came out, there were immediately whispers from the officials.
They really feel that this prince is still useless, whether he has gone out to experience his life is a waste, and saying it is not enough to make people laugh, what?Coarse clothes from ordinary people's homes?
Concubine Xi Shu proudly raised her swan neck, smiling triumphantly.
"Since His Majesty ascended the throne, the people have put on cotton clothes from sackcloth, and cloth shoes from straw sandals. There has been a severe drought in the north. Taxes have been actively reduced and exempted, and crops that are resistant to drought and cold have been replanted according to local characteristics. The people can eat enough and wear warmth. The gifts from His Majesty all benefit from the people's ability to govern the country."
Ruo Ting looked at Yu He awkwardly, his mouth moved.
I don't understand, I really don't understand him.
"This is what the prince has learned and heard during his half-month absence from the palace, and he just took this opportunity to show His Majesty what he has learned."
At that moment, Ruoting's pupils slowly dilated, and the sudden surprise caught him off guard, and he even echoed without any rules:
"Little Lizi is right!"
The emperor looked at Yu He and suddenly laughed.
"I knew you had a sharp tongue, but I thought it was nothing more than that, but seeing you today really impressed me."
Concubine Yu sat on the side, almost weeping with joy, she covered her face and nodded in relief: "Ting'er has really grown up."
Even the empress dowager, who has always been serious, couldn't help but echoed:
"Aijia heard that his grandson went out of the palace this time to solve a murder case and save the people of the whole county. Those who died in vain were cleared of their grievances, and even helped the poor to raise flowers and plants. People are talking about it now. I am full of praise for the emperor, saying that the prince can do what he is today because the emperor has taught his son well, and we Ruoting, it is not an exaggeration to say that we are the emperor's right-hand man. Ankang, the country will last forever."
"What the queen mother said is very true. According to my opinion, the crown prince Ruoting, his mother concubine Yu Guifei, and his attendant eunuch will all be rewarded!" The emperor's happy mouth almost reached the ears.
Sure enough, leaders like being flattered is the way to survive and develop in the workplace.
Yu He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Then it was Ming Min's turn to come forward to give a congratulatory speech. The emperor looked at Ming Min who had lost a lot of weight, and it made TM feel better.
When the foreigner had an audience before, they considered that the two princesses were not too young, and it was time to talk about marriage. At that time, Ming Yun happened to accompany the Queen Mother to worship at Xishan Temple, so the foreigner prince met Mingmin. As soon as the brat saw Ming Min's figure, he almost froze in fright and ran away.
Men are indeed visual animals, even if they are loyal to their character, they have to start with their appearance. In just over 20 days, Ming Min's weight loss has not achieved much, and it is already the best gift for the emperor.
"Rewards! All those in Fuxiu Palace are rewarded heavily!"
Finally it was Ruo'an's turn to present a congratulatory speech. It can be said that Ruo'an has always been the prince most favored by all the officials. They think that he is capable of both literary and martial arts, courageous and resourceful, and he is many times better than that useless prince, so You are also looking forward to his congratulatory gift this time.
Ruo'an's personal eunuch bowed his waist and carried a long brocade box up.
"My son respectfully wishes the father and emperor to be as permanent as the moon, as rising as the sun, and as long as Nanshan. The family will enjoy forever, and the smile will always be open."
Yu He curled his lips, sure enough this Ruo'an was unusual, he picked out such uncommon birthday greetings.
After Ruoan finished speaking, he waved his hand and signaled the little eunuch to open the brocade box.
A scroll scroll unfolds with pride.
A bronzing big birthday character composed of countless small longevity characters suddenly appeared in everyone's sight——
Ruoting was stunned, isn't this the idea that Xiao Lizi came up with for him!Why did Ruoan think of this move?
Sure enough, he still couldn't understand Xiao Lizi.
"Father, this is the longevity character written by the county magistrates of hundreds of counties across the country for the father, forming a picture of a hundred years of life, and wishing the father a long and boundless life."
There was an uproar in the crowd, everyone was amazed at Ruo'an's knowledge and creativity.
Sure enough, the emperor leaned over impatiently, took the picture of a hundred years of life and took a closer look.
"Is this written by the emperor's special invitation to a hundred county magistrates?" The emperor looked at the picture of a hundred longevity, but his face was a little strange.
I can't tell how happy I am, it's just very plain, very plain——
"Yes." Joan replied proudly.
But when he looked up and saw the emperor's expression, he was slightly taken aback.
"Well, the emperor has a heart." The emperor said lightly, and then he handed over the Hundred Shoutu to Xiao Dafu who was beside him, and asked him to roll it up and put it away.
Concubine Xi Shu on the side stared at the emperor's every move, as if she was analyzing the emperor's thoughts in her heart.
Seeing the emperor like this, the ministers were also a little confused, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they could only bow their heads in embarrassment.
After the gift-giving session was over, it was time for eating and drinking. At this time, Yu He stepped forward restlessly——
"Your Majesty, in fact, the Crown Prince still has a congratulatory gift to give to the Emperor."
Now not only the emperor, but even Ruo Ting was stunned.
Ruoting's inner OS: What?I do not know how?
As he said that, Yu He clapped his hands, and several cooks from the imperial dining room immediately came over respectfully carrying a plate.
"What is this?" the emperor asked curiously, looking at the food on the plate.
"Returning to Your Majesty, this is the Longevity Noodles specially prepared by the Crown Prince for His Majesty. The folks don't have all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas like the palace. The folks celebrate their birthdays by eating a bowl of longevity noodles, which means longevity."
Yu He: I'm not going to tell you that it's instant noodles for [-] yuan and [-] a bag.
The golden bowl of noodles exuding a tempting aroma was brought up, Xiao Dafu immediately tested the poison with a silver needle, and only after confirming that it was all right, he bowed his hands to the emperor.
Boiled soft rapeseed, a few slices of beef, a soft-boiled egg, and a few fresh prawns——
These are all found in Shao Mingmin's shopping bag. I have to say that this brat really knows how to eat.
"Presumptuous! How can this kind of rough food be able to enter the Holy King Jinkou!" Concubine Xi Shu suddenly jumped up, pointing at Yu He angrily.
The emperor waved his hand to signal Concubine Xi Shu not to be so excited.
"Since it is the food of ordinary people, I should enjoy it with the people, so come and taste it too." Saying this, the emperor took a stick of instant noodles with his chopsticks.
Things like instant noodles, especially boiled ones, very few people can't help but fall in love with them. The taste of this kind of junk food is often more popular, even the emperor is no exception.
"Good! Delicious!" The emperor was shocked when he tasted it.
I have eaten too many delicacies from mountains and seas, but I never thought that the food of ordinary people is the supreme food. Damn it, it is so delicious, what should I do if I can't eat it in the future.
The emperor's inner OS: Woohoo, Ruoting, you are my personal padded jacket!
The emperor was so happy that he gave Ruoting a bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus seed soup on the spot.
He knew that Ruoting liked to eat lotus seed soup, but he had always disliked him as a little waste before, and he didn't even want to waste his time telling the imperial dining room to let them prepare Ruoting's lotus seed soup, thinking that he could do nothing but eat.
But today, he suddenly had confidence in Ruo Ting.
Yes, what is a Mingjun is just a sentence of "heart for the people".
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"Can you use your brain a little bit before you do something!"
A sharp yell made the 16-year-old boy in front of him tremble in fright.
After calming down, he immediately leaned over again: "Mother Concubine, my servant also believed in the little eunuch's words, which caused this disaster."
"Your royal father's face changed when he saw that bullshit picture of a hundred years of longevity. Don't you really know what it means? In the eyes of others, you used your power to order the magistrate of hundreds of counties to write the word "longevity" as the emperor. Congratulations on your birthday, what they bought was Yin Ruoan's favor and not the emperor's favor, in the eyes of the emperor, you are more popular than him, endangering his throne, what is this, it is clearly usurping power!"
Concubine Xi Shu grabbed the small porcelain cup on the table and threw it on the ground as if to vent her anger, smashing it to pieces.
Her chest heaved violently with anger.
"Mother and concubine calm down, I know my mistake." Ruo'an quickly poured another cup of tea and handed it over.
Concubine Xi Shu took a deep breath and tried her best to calm down her emotions. After a while, her tone finally eased a lot: "And you said, you got this Hundred Shoutu from that little eunuch by accident?"
"Yes, it's the eloquent little eunuch at the father's birthday banquet today."
Concubine Xi Shu looked at the floor tiles, her index finger painted with bright red Kodan tapped rhythmically on the table, and suddenly, her fingers stopped suddenly:
"Don't you think he was actually prepared for the so-called civilian clothes he presented today?"
"how do I say this."
Concubine Xi Shu rested her index finger on her chin, and thoughtfully said: "You said, he deliberately put down the Hundred Shoutu in front of your spies and forgot to take it back..."
As she said that, Concubine Xi Shu sneered: "A little eunuch dares to plot against the prince, he really has the guts of a bear."
"Then mother concubine, what should we do now."
Concubine Xi Shu narrowed her eyes, and her smile became fierce:
"What else? Since he went to the Changqing Palace, the crown prince has been on a steady rise. Naturally, his help is indispensable for this. Let's see that he is good at speaking. Even the unruly and willful princess of the eldest princess has been subdued by him. Since In this case, we can only pull out his thorn in the side—"
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"Little chestnut—are you there—"
Hearing this voice, Yu He calmed down, and hid under the table in desperation.
A burst of brisk steps accompanied by a clear voice of "Here I am, little chestnut", a white embroidered boot appeared in Yu He's field of vision.
Can't move, can't breathe, can't make a sound, otherwise the zombies will notice and eat them!
"Imperial Brother, have you ever seen Little Lizi?" The voice continued to ask relentlessly.
Then there was Ruo Ting who had no acting skills: "No, no, maybe go to the father's side."
"Really?"
"real……"
"you're lying!"
Accompanied by a sharp questioning, Yu He was dragged out from under the table by a fragrant jade hand by his ears...
Yu He was really convinced, totally convinced.
Ever since she made a big splash at the emperor's birthday banquet a few days ago, the eldest princess Mingyun has been running to the Changqing Palace every day like a demon, always asking "little chestnut, is little chestnut here", and insisting on accompanying her She talked about her life ideals from poetry and songs, and she also had to accompany her to fly a kite to become a female celebrity.
Sometimes it's not a good thing to feel too good, just like this, if you are entangled by a pervert, who should you talk to for reasoning.
"I met Ming Min today and found that she has lost weight again. Didn't you promise that I would stop helping her? Why don't you just say nothing!" The eldest princess began to argue unreasonably for three points as soon as she arrived.
In fact, Yu He really wants to tell him that even though Ming Min is a delicious little chubby, he wants to deal with her more than you, a mother!night!cross!
"I don't care, I want you to help me make a hairstyle that looks mature." After speaking, Mingyun sat down on the chair and did not leave.
Yu He felt that this kind of dog skin plaster had to be tougher, endured the severe pain and tore it off one at a time.
So, he took out a roll of tinfoil from Shao Mingmin's treasure bag, asked the princess to sit down, then helped her braid two braids, wrapped them in tinfoil, boiled two pots of boiling water, and let the princess lie on the couch , and then picked up the water bottle and poured it on her hair...
In Yu He's thinking of a straight man, a mature hairstyle is nothing more than curly hair, so he should just give this annoying guy a big curly hair.
In the end, he didn't even think about the kind of small rolls made of braids, so after the perm, the princess happily unwrapped it and found——
That day, there was a cry in Changqing Palace that was comparable to that of slaughtering a pig, and then Mingyun ran out of it covering her face, yelling, "You damn eunuch, I want to kill you!" Kill you! Kill your whole family!"
Indeed, it is a little different from the big scroll that Yu He expected...
Wool rolls are also rolls, don't discriminate against others.
Although I'm sorry for the eldest princess, at least I can be sure that she will not come to harass me for the next half a month, which is really gratifying.
"You're going to die, my sister has a small heart." Ruoting looked at him with his legs crossed, his face full of regret.
"How small is it? It can't be smaller than the eye of a needle." Yu He asked casually.
"Did you see the little maid sweeping the floor at the gate of her palace? At that time, the six-year-old imperial sister was leaving the palace. The little maid accidentally stepped on the imperial sister's foot, so she was taken into the palace by my imperial sister, and she was punished to sweep the floor until now , a full 13 years."
The corners of Yu He's mouth twitched: "Why do I think this is true love..."
Sure enough, ever since Yu He scalded the eldest princess's hair with trembling hands, she never came to harass her again, but as time passed, Yin Chixue's wedding day finally arrived without mercy——
In fact, Yin Chixue was ordered to be grounded since the day the emperor forcibly arranged to marry Shen Peipei. She was released only on the emperor's birthday, but after the birthday banquet was over, she was stuffed into the prince's mansion and continued to be grounded.
For nothing else, there has been an unwritten rule since ancient times that two tiger talismans must appear together to be effective when dispatching troops. One is in the hands of the emperor, and the other is in the hands of Prime Minister Shen.
The emperor had heard about it before, saying that Prime Minister Shen seemed to have some contacts with foreigners outside of state affairs in private, so he just used this as an excuse to give his daughter Shen Peipei a marriage. Secondly... I am really worried about Yin Chixue's bastard's marriage!
A man in his 30s has no family yet, and everyone talks about him as a broken sleeve, so how can he not be in a hurry as an elder brother.
But we all know that Yin Chixue is used to being idle, and loves to run out when he has nothing to do, and he can't find anyone at every turn, so the emperor simply put him in confinement without doing anything, so as not to worry about how he will be with Shen if he can't find anyone again on the day of the wedding. The prime minister explained.
"Hey, Prince, what do you think I should do." Yu He put his hands on his chin, and let out another pitiful sigh.
Ruoting made another note and counted, 53 times.
"Little chestnut, aren't you usually very clever, why can't you come up with an idea for such a trivial matter for a long time."
Yu He raised his head, and sighed like an old man dying soon: "Actually, I'm just a little clever, and I'm caught blind when I'm serious."
"That's right, the emperor's father said so well, and the emperor's uncle was grounded again. Take ten thousand steps back and say, you can't let the emperor regret the marriage. This is tantamount to disobeying the imperial decree. Even the prince can't let it go."
"Then we can only make Shen Peipei regret the marriage?" Yu He started to think again.
Ruoting thought for a while, and said: "Actually, you can go to my sister Huang to inquire about it. I heard that she and Shen Peipei have known each other since childhood, and their relationship is very good."
When Yu He heard this, he regained his energy, but immediately deflated like a leaking balloon:
"Forget it, I offended your imperial sister just now, I should be thankful that she didn't kill me."
"You don't have that essence lotion, bring a bottle to my sister, and beg for mercy, it won't happen."
After thinking about it, it seems that there is no other way to do it except this.
Thinking about it, he was about to get up to find if there was any essence left. These days, there is not much left. The landlord's house has no food left these days.
Just as he got up, a maid suddenly ran in at the door.
"I've met His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, Mr. Little Lizi." The white and tender little maid said respectfully and wished her well.
Yu He looked at her, Xin Daosheng had never seen her face before.
"This servant girl is the maidservant of Empress Defei, and I'm here to invite Father-in-law Little Lizi. My mother-in-law received the Rejuvenating Essence Lotion from Father-in-law before, and she said it was very useful. She ordered me to invite Father-in-law Little Lizi to go to the palace to talk about it."
Yu He looked at the maid in surprise, to be honest, he was a little apprehensive.
But considering that Concubine De is Ming Min's biological mother, if she can raise such a gentle and kind daughter, the mother will not be too bad, so she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He said to Ruo Ting who was still in a daze: "Prince, I will return as soon as I go."
Then he leaned into Ruo Ting's ear and whispered: "If I haven't come back after half an hour, I trouble you to go to Empress De Fei."
Ruoting looked at him worriedly, opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
Yu He immediately put on a smiling face: "Don't worry, I'll go there then."
Ruo Ting immediately got up to see him off, and followed Yu He out.
Looking at his back that was drifting away, for some reason, Ruoting always felt flustered and restless.
After a long time, until Yu He's back disappeared, he sat down slowly, looking at the tip of his shoe helplessly, feeling a little at a loss.
But the moment he raised his hand, he accidentally swept the teacup on the table to the ground, and the teacup fell to the ground and shattered into several pieces, making a harsh sound.
Ruoting stared blankly at the teacup, feeling uneasy and hesitant. The ripples on the water surface expanded circle by circle——
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Yu He followed the little maid and hurried all the way to Concubine De's bedroom. Just now, he searched for a long time and found no essence, only a red Givens lipstick was left. I remember Concubine De's skin is that kind of fair skin, so I should wear this color It shouldn't be too old...
Thinking of this, Yu He followed the little maid closely.
"Miss sister, you left too fast, since it's about reminiscing about the old days, is there any need to be in such a hurry." Yu He couldn't help asking.
The little maid looked back at him and said nothing.
It's just that the more he walked forward, the more something was wrong for Yu He.
Concubine De's bedroom is located to the west of Concubine Shu's bedroom, not far away, both are on the left side of the main hall, but now it's obviously gone wrong, after walking for more than half an hour, it's almost to the side hall.
"Miss sister, did you go the wrong way?" Yu He stopped and refused to go any further.
"That's right, Empress Concubine De is not in the palace right now."
"That is……"
"Royal garden."
Yu He was stunned for a moment, but he was right on second thought. In order to avoid suspicion, he had to find a public place to meet him. Although he was a superficial eunuch, his words were scary, so it was hard to say, so he had better be careful.
Follow this little maid and walk forward,
Ruo Ting sat on the upper seat between the pair of princes, and Yu He stood beside him, holding a whisk in his hand, looking around boredly.
"Don't worry, you just need to remember one sentence, no matter how wise a leader or monarch is, there is no one who doesn't like being flattered."
Ruoting nodded with a half understanding.
"And flattering must be done accurately, never on the horse's hooves." Yu He added this sentence.
As he spoke, he looked at Ruo'an who was still sitting on the side enjoying himself, and forced himself to hold back his laugh.
I don't know why this guy is so self-satisfied there.
"Brother Huang."
Just as Yu Heruoting and Yu Heruoting were avoiding other people's whispering, a delicate and bright voice fell beside them, accompanied by a large area of shadow——
The two slowly turned their heads——
Um?Who is this?Looks familiar?
"Emperor Sister!" Ruo Ting recognized the person first, but because there were many people sitting around, Ruo Ting just lowered his voice and shouted excitedly.
Yu He looked left and right, and then he realized that this girl with a slightly plump figure is the female version of Shao Mingmin, isn't she?
"Eh, you are...Princess Mingmin?" Yu He pretended to be surprised, imitating those eunuchs in TV dramas, holding his throat and pointing his orchid fingers.
Ming Min lowered her head timidly, her face flushed, "Grandpa Lizi, long time no see."
"My slave's eyes are clumsy. I didn't recognize you at first glance, the princess. I hope the princess will forgive me. It's because Her Royal Highness has changed too much."
Yu He really wasn't flattering when he said this, the last time he saw Princess Ming Min, he had the visual impression that she must have weighed [-] to [-] catties, and he didn't know if his weight loss diet worked or it was because Ming Min lost weight every day. You have to exercise hard, but in just [-] days, Ming Min has lost a lot of weight, her face has been reduced by half, and the flesh on her body looks much firmer.
"Little Lizi, your weight loss meal is not very effective. The royal sisters are all calling for me to copy another copy and send it to them."
Yu He smiled: "Princess, don't be proud, you must persevere."
Ming Min covered her mouth and smiled, and blinked her big eyes, Yu He actually read a hint of cuteness from it.
"Princess, please come to Changqing Palace again after the emperor's birthday is over. I have something good to give you."
After all, this Shao Mingmin is also his own back, after all, he can be regarded as Ruoting's school, and the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders, not to mention that he bought those fairy water essence suits himself, and the wool came from sheep, so he simply let him take them all. It's okay to go back, and it happens that I also send a favor.
"What a good thing, why don't you take it out to open everyone's eyes?"
Suddenly, a magic sound pierced through his brain, frightening the string in Yu He's mind to play along with it.
When she turned her head, she was facing a pair of bewitching red phoenix eyes.
Um?A new face, I haven't seen it before.
"Huang, Huangjie." Ming Min got up quickly, and respectfully blessed the woman with red phoenix eyes.
Queen?
I ran into Ming Min in the imperial dining room before, and heard her mention it when chatting with her. She was the fourth eldest in the palace, and there was a princess, a prince, and a prince who had died. "Sister Huang", isn't she the eldest princess of the queen's family?
On the day I first entered the palace, I followed the emperor to the wombs of the concubines to get acquainted. At that time, I only saw the queen's youngest daughter. I heard that the eldest princess accompanied the empress dowager to Xishan Temple to fast and worship. I was lucky enough to see her today. I think she is quite beautiful. , and her simple mother queen are completely different styles.
"This palace is really strange. This little eunuch has divided the palace into different classes? What is so precious that only my imperial sister can have?"
The eldest princess Mingyun spoke in a slightly sarcastic manner, which made Yu He very unhappy.
But there is no way to be unhappy, she is the eldest princess, and the first heir of the royal family, a little bit older than the prince.
"Your Highness, the princess misunderstood." Yu He immediately put on a smile, and then leaned into the eldest princess's ear and whispered, "The princess doesn't know something. The workshop of Huan Yan Essence Lotion is also considered lucky, I got a few bottles of essence lotion from them and brought them back to the princesses."
Mingyun squinted at him, then raised her head proudly: "What is the essence of rejuvenating face?"
"The magic thing that can make the princess's skin moist, smooth, firm and elastic. I originally left a bottle for the princess at most. I thought about when I would send it to the princess in person, but I was afraid that other princesses would be unhappy if they found out, so It can only be sent separately like this."
At this time, Ming Yun finally turned her head and looked at Yu He squarely: "Really?"
"It's absolutely true. The eldest princess is worthy of this bottle with the largest amount and the best effect. The slave has been reserved for the eldest princess. If you say a word in the novel, you are welcome to chop it."
This sentence greatly satisfied Mingyun's vanity. Although she pretended to be glamorous and indifferent on the surface, she was actually happy in her heart:
"This little eunuch is so cute! He speaks nicely, looks good, and is clever. Why didn't I even ask me and sent him to the empress's womb, no! I must find a suitable time to ask for someone from my father!"
After dismissing the eldest princess, Ming Min was sitting behind pinching his sleeves nervously, and when Yu He came back, he rushed up to meet him:
"Little chestnut, my imperial sister didn't make things difficult for you, did she?"
Yu He smiled, leaned over and whispered: "Forgive me, the eldest princess's IQ may not embarrass me for the rest of her life."
After hearing this, Ming Min laughed along with "噗嗤", and the two of them faced each other and laughed together, but immediately felt that it was out of order, so they hurriedly separated in embarrassment.
Ming Min's inner OS at this time: Why is Xiao Lizi a eunuch, I really want to marry him, but unfortunately there is no chance, hey——
After waiting for nearly half an hour, finally, amidst endless calls, the emperor slowly walked out of the hall wearing his exquisitely tailored new clothes and the empress dowager——
Seeing the emperor coming out, it took almost an instant for the beauties of the harem, all civil and military officials, princes and princesses to stand up and greet the emperor with their eyes. The majesty is astonishing.
The emperor followed his old mother, the empress dowager, and sat in the seat prepared early in front of thousands of people. Immediately following on the right hand side was the empress—the noble concubine—the concubine Shu—the concubine De; on the left was the same Arranged according to seniority, the prince-prince princess-the second, third, fourth and fifth princes/princesses.
Among the crowd, Yin Chixue stood out from the crowd again, and sitting among a group of crooked princes was particularly eye-catching, and it was hard for people not to notice.
But Yin Chixue seemed uninterested, she just sat there rubbing the jade pendant she was wearing, and kept staring at somewhere in a daze.
Yu He looked at it like this, and after a while, he turned his head silently.
Next, according to the general procedure, the emperor will first make a speech, then watch the celebratory dance and other programs, and then the ministers will celebrate their birthdays. "Revenge mode", whoever gave him a gift that made him dissatisfied, write it all down, and embarrass them one by one in the future.
Looking at the table full of delicacies, Ruo Ting was so hungry that his chest was on his back, but there was nothing he could do, his father didn't give an order, and no one could move his chopsticks.
"I just want to take this opportunity to make a summary about the prince leaving the palace."
As soon as these words came out, Ruo Ting, who was staring at the delicious food and swallowing, immediately tensed up, and subconsciously looked towards the emperor.
"Originally, I obeyed Grand Master Lian's wishes and sent the prince out of the palace to study and understand the people's sentiments. This matter should only be known to people in the court, and even many lovers guessed the news after the prince left the palace, but The prince was kidnapped by the Lingxiu Temple halfway through, and I have always been quite curious as to who leaked it out at this time and caused the prince to be killed."
As soon as the words fell, the originally lively birthday ceremony fell silent for a moment. Everyone sat obediently in their seats and remained motionless, looking ahead. Leaving the palace was leaked.
Yu He raised his eyes indiscriminately, carefully observing the changes in everyone's expressions.
Especially the changes in the expressions of Concubine Xi Shu and Ruo An, Concubine Xi Shu was sitting next to Concubine Yu, she tilted her head slightly, and whispered something to Concubine Yu, and Concubine Yu immediately nodded accordingly.
And Ruo'an's expression is very funny. The reason why he said it was funny is that he had a confident expression as if he knew who was the instigator. It's the solution.
Seeing that the atmosphere became rigid for a while, Yu He had an idea, and hurriedly whispered something in Ruo Ting's ear.
Ruo Ting hesitated: "Are you really going to do this?"
"Prince, trust me." Saying that, Yu He winked at him angrily.
Ruoting straightened up, took a deep breath, stood up suddenly in front of everyone, and clasped his fists at the emperor:
"Thanks to the great love of the father, the son is grateful, but today is the day of the father's great joy, the father is worried about the son, the son deeply understands, but I don't want the father to be disappointed by this matter, besides, the son is not safe Are you back? As the saying goes, one thing more is worse than one thing less, this matter is worse than letting him go with the wind."
The sentence "The life and death of a son is a fart that goes with the wind, and the birthday of the father is the most important event" caused the emperor to praise again and again, thinking that the prince has grown a lot this time out of the palace, and his speech has matured, even IQ is all online.
"If what Ting said is right, then I won't pursue it for the time being." Saying that, the emperor raised his hand.
All of a sudden, a row of beautiful ladies and sisters in silk and satin came to the stage gracefully and gracefully, playing the piano and playing the strings, swaying gracefully.
However, no one except the emperor and empress dowager paid attention to this beautiful feast.
After all, the next event is the highlight.
However, the emperor acted as if he was trying to whet their appetite. He thought it was time for them to show off their skills after the song ended, but in the end, there would be a well-known opera troupe from the capital to add to the fun, and a martial arts team would perform on stage after the song.
The emperor was very happy, and the ministers in the audience felt miserable.
After drinking and eating, those performers finally stopped, which also means that the time for public execution has finally arrived.
The chief eunuch yelled, and almost everyone was ready to go forward to celebrate their birthday.
It is a bit exaggerated to say that it is a birthday celebration. After all, the emperor was only 40 years old when he died.
The first ones to dial up were the brothers and uncles of the emperor, that is, those princes and so on. There were probably more than 30 people, many of whom were brothers of the former emperor, and they were all 80 or [-] years old. The new ideas are all piled up with gold, silver and jade.
Including Yin Chixue, he sent a longevity peach that was bigger than his face, which seemed quite insincere, but Sheng Zai's thing was dead, and two young eunuchs carried it up together, so it seemed quite reasonable .
After the lord was finished, officials of the third rank and above, such as the grand master and prime minister, gave presents to celebrate his birthday. Yu He probably looked at the things they sent, and found that they were all the same, and none of them were pleasing. Good landscape painting, I sent an authentic work by Huang Gongwang.
When it was the concubine's turn, they tried their best to compete for beauty.
But it didn't work.
No match for Concubine Yu's sweet words of congratulations.
It was the turn of the princesses and princes. The eldest princess was good at calligraphy and painting since she was a child, so she gave her a picture of Baisong drawn by herself. The emperor was very happy and rewarded her with a hundred pieces of silk and satin on the spot.
It was Ruoting's turn, and it could be said that almost everyone was eagerly looking forward to seeing what the emperor's eldest son could deliver.
Ruo Ting was also a little nervous, he looked at Yu He cautiously, and motioned him to present the gift he had prepared to his father.
And he was quite confident, thinking that his father would definitely like the gift he gave.
Baishou map——
It was he who specially sent people to more than 100 counties across the country, and asked the magistrates of each county to write down a "Shou" character, rub it down, and use bronzing techniques to form a huge "Shou" character, and the meaning is also very good, Inadvertently flattering, what "the emperor is deeply loved by the people, so the people spontaneously organize to celebrate the emperor's birthday".
It is both ingenious and able to match what it likes.
Ruoting inner OS: Little chestnut, you are such a little genius!
Yu He carried the gift prepared by Ruoting with both hands and stepped forward respectfully, and then slowly opened it under the eyes of everyone——
When seeing the congratulatory gift in his hand, Ruoting was stunned——
Even the civil and military officials and the three thousand in the harem were all dumbfounded——
"This, isn't this..." Ruo Ting frowned, panic struck, his fingers were trembling with fright.
This is definitely not a gift from him!
Thinking about it, he raised his eyes to look at Yu He, and saw that he didn't look at him at all, but went straight to the emperor holding the congratulatory gift.
Little Lizi, why... framed himself? !
"Your Majesty, this is a congratulatory gift carefully prepared by the Crown Prince." Yu He said, presenting the gift respectfully.
The person who received the gift was the chief eunuch Xiao Dafu, who was also the eunuch who had been accompanying Yu He since before he entered the palace. He thought that Yu He was a clever kid, and after joining the prince, he would definitely come up with some wonderful ideas to win the prince's favor. The emperor is pleased.
But when he saw the coarse cloth clothes and the cloth shoes, even the well-informed Xiao Dafu couldn't figure out what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd.
Ruoting collapsed on the seat as if he lost his strength, he really couldn't accept it, obviously Xiao Lizi helped him make a plan and said that it would definitely open the emperor's eyes, but in the end, he fell into his trap.
It turns out that others often say that the palace is full of scheming, and if you are not careful, you will lose everything. I am too stupid to trust a fake eunuch without reservation? !
"Your Highness, go up and say your congratulations." The little eunuch at the side saw that Ruoting was stunned, and quickly reminded.
Ruo Ting just came back to his senses, and stumbled forward.
His eyes were blank, and he just mechanically read out the congratulatory speech that he had long been familiar with: "My son, my son respectfully wishes the father and emperor, blessings like the East China Sea, and longevity as long as the sky..."
"Your Majesty." At this moment, Yu He, who had been silent at the side, spoke.
"This is a gift from His Highness, a commoner's clothes and a pair of shoes."
As soon as these words came out, there were immediately whispers from the officials.
They really feel that this prince is still useless, whether he has gone out to experience his life is a waste, and saying it is not enough to make people laugh, what?Coarse clothes from ordinary people's homes?
Concubine Xi Shu proudly raised her swan neck, smiling triumphantly.
"Since His Majesty ascended the throne, the people have put on cotton clothes from sackcloth, and cloth shoes from straw sandals. There has been a severe drought in the north. Taxes have been actively reduced and exempted, and crops that are resistant to drought and cold have been replanted according to local characteristics. The people can eat enough and wear warmth. The gifts from His Majesty all benefit from the people's ability to govern the country."
Ruo Ting looked at Yu He awkwardly, his mouth moved.
I don't understand, I really don't understand him.
"This is what the prince has learned and heard during his half-month absence from the palace, and he just took this opportunity to show His Majesty what he has learned."
At that moment, Ruoting's pupils slowly dilated, and the sudden surprise caught him off guard, and he even echoed without any rules:
"Little Lizi is right!"
The emperor looked at Yu He and suddenly laughed.
"I knew you had a sharp tongue, but I thought it was nothing more than that, but seeing you today really impressed me."
Concubine Yu sat on the side, almost weeping with joy, she covered her face and nodded in relief: "Ting'er has really grown up."
Even the empress dowager, who has always been serious, couldn't help but echoed:
"Aijia heard that his grandson went out of the palace this time to solve a murder case and save the people of the whole county. Those who died in vain were cleared of their grievances, and even helped the poor to raise flowers and plants. People are talking about it now. I am full of praise for the emperor, saying that the prince can do what he is today because the emperor has taught his son well, and we Ruoting, it is not an exaggeration to say that we are the emperor's right-hand man. Ankang, the country will last forever."
"What the queen mother said is very true. According to my opinion, the crown prince Ruoting, his mother concubine Yu Guifei, and his attendant eunuch will all be rewarded!" The emperor's happy mouth almost reached the ears.
Sure enough, leaders like being flattered is the way to survive and develop in the workplace.
Yu He secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Then it was Ming Min's turn to come forward to give a congratulatory speech. The emperor looked at Ming Min who had lost a lot of weight, and it made TM feel better.
When the foreigner had an audience before, they considered that the two princesses were not too young, and it was time to talk about marriage. At that time, Ming Yun happened to accompany the Queen Mother to worship at Xishan Temple, so the foreigner prince met Mingmin. As soon as the brat saw Ming Min's figure, he almost froze in fright and ran away.
Men are indeed visual animals, even if they are loyal to their character, they have to start with their appearance. In just over 20 days, Ming Min's weight loss has not achieved much, and it is already the best gift for the emperor.
"Rewards! All those in Fuxiu Palace are rewarded heavily!"
Finally it was Ruo'an's turn to present a congratulatory speech. It can be said that Ruo'an has always been the prince most favored by all the officials. They think that he is capable of both literary and martial arts, courageous and resourceful, and he is many times better than that useless prince, so You are also looking forward to his congratulatory gift this time.
Ruo'an's personal eunuch bowed his waist and carried a long brocade box up.
"My son respectfully wishes the father and emperor to be as permanent as the moon, as rising as the sun, and as long as Nanshan. The family will enjoy forever, and the smile will always be open."
Yu He curled his lips, sure enough this Ruo'an was unusual, he picked out such uncommon birthday greetings.
After Ruoan finished speaking, he waved his hand and signaled the little eunuch to open the brocade box.
A scroll scroll unfolds with pride.
A bronzing big birthday character composed of countless small longevity characters suddenly appeared in everyone's sight——
Ruoting was stunned, isn't this the idea that Xiao Lizi came up with for him!Why did Ruoan think of this move?
Sure enough, he still couldn't understand Xiao Lizi.
"Father, this is the longevity character written by the county magistrates of hundreds of counties across the country for the father, forming a picture of a hundred years of life, and wishing the father a long and boundless life."
There was an uproar in the crowd, everyone was amazed at Ruo'an's knowledge and creativity.
Sure enough, the emperor leaned over impatiently, took the picture of a hundred years of life and took a closer look.
"Is this written by the emperor's special invitation to a hundred county magistrates?" The emperor looked at the picture of a hundred longevity, but his face was a little strange.
I can't tell how happy I am, it's just very plain, very plain——
"Yes." Joan replied proudly.
But when he looked up and saw the emperor's expression, he was slightly taken aback.
"Well, the emperor has a heart." The emperor said lightly, and then he handed over the Hundred Shoutu to Xiao Dafu who was beside him, and asked him to roll it up and put it away.
Concubine Xi Shu on the side stared at the emperor's every move, as if she was analyzing the emperor's thoughts in her heart.
Seeing the emperor like this, the ministers were also a little confused, but they didn't dare to say anything, so they could only bow their heads in embarrassment.
After the gift-giving session was over, it was time for eating and drinking. At this time, Yu He stepped forward restlessly——
"Your Majesty, in fact, the Crown Prince still has a congratulatory gift to give to the Emperor."
Now not only the emperor, but even Ruo Ting was stunned.
Ruoting's inner OS: What?I do not know how?
As he said that, Yu He clapped his hands, and several cooks from the imperial dining room immediately came over respectfully carrying a plate.
"What is this?" the emperor asked curiously, looking at the food on the plate.
"Returning to Your Majesty, this is the Longevity Noodles specially prepared by the Crown Prince for His Majesty. The folks don't have all kinds of delicacies from mountains and seas like the palace. The folks celebrate their birthdays by eating a bowl of longevity noodles, which means longevity."
Yu He: I'm not going to tell you that it's instant noodles for [-] yuan and [-] a bag.
The golden bowl of noodles exuding a tempting aroma was brought up, Xiao Dafu immediately tested the poison with a silver needle, and only after confirming that it was all right, he bowed his hands to the emperor.
Boiled soft rapeseed, a few slices of beef, a soft-boiled egg, and a few fresh prawns——
These are all found in Shao Mingmin's shopping bag. I have to say that this brat really knows how to eat.
"Presumptuous! How can this kind of rough food be able to enter the Holy King Jinkou!" Concubine Xi Shu suddenly jumped up, pointing at Yu He angrily.
The emperor waved his hand to signal Concubine Xi Shu not to be so excited.
"Since it is the food of ordinary people, I should enjoy it with the people, so come and taste it too." Saying this, the emperor took a stick of instant noodles with his chopsticks.
Things like instant noodles, especially boiled ones, very few people can't help but fall in love with them. The taste of this kind of junk food is often more popular, even the emperor is no exception.
"Good! Delicious!" The emperor was shocked when he tasted it.
I have eaten too many delicacies from mountains and seas, but I never thought that the food of ordinary people is the supreme food. Damn it, it is so delicious, what should I do if I can't eat it in the future.
The emperor's inner OS: Woohoo, Ruoting, you are my personal padded jacket!
The emperor was so happy that he gave Ruoting a bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus and lotus seed soup on the spot.
He knew that Ruoting liked to eat lotus seed soup, but he had always disliked him as a little waste before, and he didn't even want to waste his time telling the imperial dining room to let them prepare Ruoting's lotus seed soup, thinking that he could do nothing but eat.
But today, he suddenly had confidence in Ruo Ting.
Yes, what is a Mingjun is just a sentence of "heart for the people".
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"Can you use your brain a little bit before you do something!"
A sharp yell made the 16-year-old boy in front of him tremble in fright.
After calming down, he immediately leaned over again: "Mother Concubine, my servant also believed in the little eunuch's words, which caused this disaster."
"Your royal father's face changed when he saw that bullshit picture of a hundred years of longevity. Don't you really know what it means? In the eyes of others, you used your power to order the magistrate of hundreds of counties to write the word "longevity" as the emperor. Congratulations on your birthday, what they bought was Yin Ruoan's favor and not the emperor's favor, in the eyes of the emperor, you are more popular than him, endangering his throne, what is this, it is clearly usurping power!"
Concubine Xi Shu grabbed the small porcelain cup on the table and threw it on the ground as if to vent her anger, smashing it to pieces.
Her chest heaved violently with anger.
"Mother and concubine calm down, I know my mistake." Ruo'an quickly poured another cup of tea and handed it over.
Concubine Xi Shu took a deep breath and tried her best to calm down her emotions. After a while, her tone finally eased a lot: "And you said, you got this Hundred Shoutu from that little eunuch by accident?"
"Yes, it's the eloquent little eunuch at the father's birthday banquet today."
Concubine Xi Shu looked at the floor tiles, her index finger painted with bright red Kodan tapped rhythmically on the table, and suddenly, her fingers stopped suddenly:
"Don't you think he was actually prepared for the so-called civilian clothes he presented today?"
"how do I say this."
Concubine Xi Shu rested her index finger on her chin, and thoughtfully said: "You said, he deliberately put down the Hundred Shoutu in front of your spies and forgot to take it back..."
As she said that, Concubine Xi Shu sneered: "A little eunuch dares to plot against the prince, he really has the guts of a bear."
"Then mother concubine, what should we do now."
Concubine Xi Shu narrowed her eyes, and her smile became fierce:
"What else? Since he went to the Changqing Palace, the crown prince has been on a steady rise. Naturally, his help is indispensable for this. Let's see that he is good at speaking. Even the unruly and willful princess of the eldest princess has been subdued by him. Since In this case, we can only pull out his thorn in the side—"
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"Little chestnut—are you there—"
Hearing this voice, Yu He calmed down, and hid under the table in desperation.
A burst of brisk steps accompanied by a clear voice of "Here I am, little chestnut", a white embroidered boot appeared in Yu He's field of vision.
Can't move, can't breathe, can't make a sound, otherwise the zombies will notice and eat them!
"Imperial Brother, have you ever seen Little Lizi?" The voice continued to ask relentlessly.
Then there was Ruo Ting who had no acting skills: "No, no, maybe go to the father's side."
"Really?"
"real……"
"you're lying!"
Accompanied by a sharp questioning, Yu He was dragged out from under the table by a fragrant jade hand by his ears...
Yu He was really convinced, totally convinced.
Ever since she made a big splash at the emperor's birthday banquet a few days ago, the eldest princess Mingyun has been running to the Changqing Palace every day like a demon, always asking "little chestnut, is little chestnut here", and insisting on accompanying her She talked about her life ideals from poetry and songs, and she also had to accompany her to fly a kite to become a female celebrity.
Sometimes it's not a good thing to feel too good, just like this, if you are entangled by a pervert, who should you talk to for reasoning.
"I met Ming Min today and found that she has lost weight again. Didn't you promise that I would stop helping her? Why don't you just say nothing!" The eldest princess began to argue unreasonably for three points as soon as she arrived.
In fact, Yu He really wants to tell him that even though Ming Min is a delicious little chubby, he wants to deal with her more than you, a mother!night!cross!
"I don't care, I want you to help me make a hairstyle that looks mature." After speaking, Mingyun sat down on the chair and did not leave.
Yu He felt that this kind of dog skin plaster had to be tougher, endured the severe pain and tore it off one at a time.
So, he took out a roll of tinfoil from Shao Mingmin's treasure bag, asked the princess to sit down, then helped her braid two braids, wrapped them in tinfoil, boiled two pots of boiling water, and let the princess lie on the couch , and then picked up the water bottle and poured it on her hair...
In Yu He's thinking of a straight man, a mature hairstyle is nothing more than curly hair, so he should just give this annoying guy a big curly hair.
In the end, he didn't even think about the kind of small rolls made of braids, so after the perm, the princess happily unwrapped it and found——
That day, there was a cry in Changqing Palace that was comparable to that of slaughtering a pig, and then Mingyun ran out of it covering her face, yelling, "You damn eunuch, I want to kill you!" Kill you! Kill your whole family!"
Indeed, it is a little different from the big scroll that Yu He expected...
Wool rolls are also rolls, don't discriminate against others.
Although I'm sorry for the eldest princess, at least I can be sure that she will not come to harass me for the next half a month, which is really gratifying.
"You're going to die, my sister has a small heart." Ruoting looked at him with his legs crossed, his face full of regret.
"How small is it? It can't be smaller than the eye of a needle." Yu He asked casually.
"Did you see the little maid sweeping the floor at the gate of her palace? At that time, the six-year-old imperial sister was leaving the palace. The little maid accidentally stepped on the imperial sister's foot, so she was taken into the palace by my imperial sister, and she was punished to sweep the floor until now , a full 13 years."
The corners of Yu He's mouth twitched: "Why do I think this is true love..."
Sure enough, ever since Yu He scalded the eldest princess's hair with trembling hands, she never came to harass her again, but as time passed, Yin Chixue's wedding day finally arrived without mercy——
In fact, Yin Chixue was ordered to be grounded since the day the emperor forcibly arranged to marry Shen Peipei. She was released only on the emperor's birthday, but after the birthday banquet was over, she was stuffed into the prince's mansion and continued to be grounded.
For nothing else, there has been an unwritten rule since ancient times that two tiger talismans must appear together to be effective when dispatching troops. One is in the hands of the emperor, and the other is in the hands of Prime Minister Shen.
The emperor had heard about it before, saying that Prime Minister Shen seemed to have some contacts with foreigners outside of state affairs in private, so he just used this as an excuse to give his daughter Shen Peipei a marriage. Secondly... I am really worried about Yin Chixue's bastard's marriage!
A man in his 30s has no family yet, and everyone talks about him as a broken sleeve, so how can he not be in a hurry as an elder brother.
But we all know that Yin Chixue is used to being idle, and loves to run out when he has nothing to do, and he can't find anyone at every turn, so the emperor simply put him in confinement without doing anything, so as not to worry about how he will be with Shen if he can't find anyone again on the day of the wedding. The prime minister explained.
"Hey, Prince, what do you think I should do." Yu He put his hands on his chin, and let out another pitiful sigh.
Ruoting made another note and counted, 53 times.
"Little chestnut, aren't you usually very clever, why can't you come up with an idea for such a trivial matter for a long time."
Yu He raised his head, and sighed like an old man dying soon: "Actually, I'm just a little clever, and I'm caught blind when I'm serious."
"That's right, the emperor's father said so well, and the emperor's uncle was grounded again. Take ten thousand steps back and say, you can't let the emperor regret the marriage. This is tantamount to disobeying the imperial decree. Even the prince can't let it go."
"Then we can only make Shen Peipei regret the marriage?" Yu He started to think again.
Ruoting thought for a while, and said: "Actually, you can go to my sister Huang to inquire about it. I heard that she and Shen Peipei have known each other since childhood, and their relationship is very good."
When Yu He heard this, he regained his energy, but immediately deflated like a leaking balloon:
"Forget it, I offended your imperial sister just now, I should be thankful that she didn't kill me."
"You don't have that essence lotion, bring a bottle to my sister, and beg for mercy, it won't happen."
After thinking about it, it seems that there is no other way to do it except this.
Thinking about it, he was about to get up to find if there was any essence left. These days, there is not much left. The landlord's house has no food left these days.
Just as he got up, a maid suddenly ran in at the door.
"I've met His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, Mr. Little Lizi." The white and tender little maid said respectfully and wished her well.
Yu He looked at her, Xin Daosheng had never seen her face before.
"This servant girl is the maidservant of Empress Defei, and I'm here to invite Father-in-law Little Lizi. My mother-in-law received the Rejuvenating Essence Lotion from Father-in-law before, and she said it was very useful. She ordered me to invite Father-in-law Little Lizi to go to the palace to talk about it."
Yu He looked at the maid in surprise, to be honest, he was a little apprehensive.
But considering that Concubine De is Ming Min's biological mother, if she can raise such a gentle and kind daughter, the mother will not be too bad, so she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
He said to Ruo Ting who was still in a daze: "Prince, I will return as soon as I go."
Then he leaned into Ruo Ting's ear and whispered: "If I haven't come back after half an hour, I trouble you to go to Empress De Fei."
Ruoting looked at him worriedly, opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
Yu He immediately put on a smiling face: "Don't worry, I'll go there then."
Ruo Ting immediately got up to see him off, and followed Yu He out.
Looking at his back that was drifting away, for some reason, Ruoting always felt flustered and restless.
After a long time, until Yu He's back disappeared, he sat down slowly, looking at the tip of his shoe helplessly, feeling a little at a loss.
But the moment he raised his hand, he accidentally swept the teacup on the table to the ground, and the teacup fell to the ground and shattered into several pieces, making a harsh sound.
Ruoting stared blankly at the teacup, feeling uneasy and hesitant. The ripples on the water surface expanded circle by circle——
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Yu He followed the little maid and hurried all the way to Concubine De's bedroom. Just now, he searched for a long time and found no essence, only a red Givens lipstick was left. I remember Concubine De's skin is that kind of fair skin, so I should wear this color It shouldn't be too old...
Thinking of this, Yu He followed the little maid closely.
"Miss sister, you left too fast, since it's about reminiscing about the old days, is there any need to be in such a hurry." Yu He couldn't help asking.
The little maid looked back at him and said nothing.
It's just that the more he walked forward, the more something was wrong for Yu He.
Concubine De's bedroom is located to the west of Concubine Shu's bedroom, not far away, both are on the left side of the main hall, but now it's obviously gone wrong, after walking for more than half an hour, it's almost to the side hall.
"Miss sister, did you go the wrong way?" Yu He stopped and refused to go any further.
"That's right, Empress Concubine De is not in the palace right now."
"That is……"
"Royal garden."
Yu He was stunned for a moment, but he was right on second thought. In order to avoid suspicion, he had to find a public place to meet him. Although he was a superficial eunuch, his words were scary, so it was hard to say, so he had better be careful.
Follow this little maid and walk forward,
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