Wu Yifan!I, Huang Zitao, want to marry you

"Here's a present for you." He brought over the pants he just took off, took out a card that reflected "bulingbuling" in the sun, and waved it in front of Tao's eyes, "It's not yours, you know what to do do it~"

Tao poked his brother's collarbone with his slender index finger, and said in a glutinous voice: "How much money is in it." Wu Yifan suddenly felt itchy in his heart, wishing to swallow the little lamb in front of him: "That's all I have. Money, how much do you say?"

"Oh my God, Tao's voice is so sweet, it's so sweet in my heart." Lu Han whispered. "Pfft!" Shixun spat out his milk tea. "Shh~ Keep your voice down." Lu Han put his ear close to him again.

"Brother is so kind." Tao left a small strawberry on his brother's collarbone.Wu Yifan moved his lips together and rubbed against Tao's lips. "Secret...password..." Tao murmured. "Your birthday." He entangled Tao's uvula, greedily sucking Tao's honey juice.

"Tao, do you love me?" Wu Yifan's deep and magnetic voice reached Tao's ears, crisp.

"Love, I love everything about you." Tao gasped.

"Brother Lu, why have you never asked me about this?" Shixun put his arms on his waist. "You ask me three times a day, how else should I ask you?" Lu Han pinched Sehun's waist. "Oh, brother Lu, you hate it!" Shixun twisted his body. "You hate it the most." Luhan took Shixun over.

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"Kach~" The door of the room was opened. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" The four screamed at the same time. "You...you you you you you..." Luhan pointed at them, his hands were shaking all the time... "What me? You two... what are you doing?" Wu Yifan stared at them. "Uh... the wifi signal here is better..." (The author inserts: You can think of such an old-fashioned reason, Brother Lu...) "What a fart! The three computers are all upstairs!"

Shixun followed Luhan trembling... "Are you eavesdropping?" Wu Yifan pinched his knuckles.Tao, the peacemaker, stood in front of Wu Yifan: "Brother~Brother~Brother~Let's ignore them and go take a shower, okay~" There was another waxy voice.

"Emma~ I'm so sweet again." Lu Han looked at their backs as they went away. "What's the matter, Shixun will act like a baby~ Brother Lu, do you think I'm cuter than Tao, don't I~"

"Sehun," Luhan said seriously, "I'm still young, I don't want to get diabetes, please be considerate and considerate bro (╥╯^╰╥)"

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Wu Yifan turned on the shower, and the warm jets of water sprayed on them: "Tao, originally the cost of this wedding banquet was calculated to be around 4000 million, but Tao, no matter how many things are added, there must be less than [-] million! ""What do you want?""Can you stop buying that car?"

"Okay liar, you've changed too fast!" Tao said, twisting Wu Yifan's ear. "Tao Tao Tao, didn't I say, do you still buy few cars? You count: a Rolls-Royce Silver Charm, a Lamborghini Ankonian, let alone a BMW Mercedes-Benz and this #@￥%... %#** Also, to buy a car, you need to list it, pay insurance, and the seat cover must be high-grade, in case you touch the paint..."

"All right, all right, motherfucker is not for sale!" "Haha, this is my good Zitao, hahahaha..."

Chapter 56

Wu Yifan rubbed his eyes and looked at the time: It's seven o'clock, it's getting late, it's time to get up.He grabbed a T-shirt and put it on to wash.Luhan and Sehun are eating. "Ah!!!!" There was a scream, and Shixun was so frightened that he choked on his milk. "Why, let no one sleep!" Tao put on a Wu Yifan T-shirt, "What's wrong?"

"Tao, look at my eyes are swollen from sleeping." Wu Yifan pointed to his eyes with a swollen face. "It's more than just swollen eyes." Tao washed his face, the water flowed down his neck into the loose neckline, he wiped his face, "Draw heavy eyeliner to cover it up."

He took out the eyeliner and handed it to Tao, pointing to his eyelids: "Draw it for me." "Hey, can you draw symmetry?"

"I'm going to poke my eyeball!"

"Mygod, don't rub it, it's my clothes!"

Besides the noise—and the sound of glass breaking.We were so scared that Lu Han rushed into the bathroom: "No way, it's so big!" "Blame me?" Tao rolled his eyes. "It's my fault?" You look at me in a messy look. "A large lump of eyeliner was on Fanfan's eyelids, and some of it melted into his eyes and slowly melted away.

"Okay bro, let me blow it up for you." Tao gently blew into his brother's eyes.He blinked his dry eyes: "Where's the eye drops?" "I know you're addicted to dripping that, so you hid it long ago. Although it's comfortable to drip, it's not good for your eyes." Tao gently wiped the damaged eyeliner and repainted it. .

"I know you care about bro the most." Wu Yifan smiled. "Don't move, the painting will be broken in a while." Lu Han helplessly supported his forehead: "These two people..."

Wu Yifan looked in the mirror, admiring Tao's eyeliner (actually, he was admiring his own handsome face): "Tao, from now on, you will paint brother's eyeliner every day, okay?" "Okay." Tao took a bite of the toast. "Also, go to the studio today, don't wait for me for lunch."

"When will you be back?" "Strive for the day after tomorrow." "Ci'ao." Tao cursed. "Brother Lu, Tao, if Kris is gone, we can take over the mountain and become king." "Fuck the ass! Try your Luhan and leave you to go to work!" Tao threw away the slice of toast and ran upstairs .

Wu Yifan followed, and he hugged Tao forcefully: "Brother will be back the day after tomorrow, besides, I'm not as busy as Lu Han, isn't Shixun still obedient?" "I can't do it, right?" Struggling in my arms.Wu Yifan hugged him tightly: "Can I still buy that car for you?"

"No!" Tao's two lines of tears rolled down his cheeks, "You still have to promise me that you won't be able to answer notifications within a month." "Okay, I promise you." He kissed Tao's fragrant hair lightly, "So cute."

Wu Yifan drove out the car and drove towards the place that was completely opposite to the studio.

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"Why are you looking for me when you have time?" Bingyang bought him a glass of wine. "No time, I'm here to solve the problem." Wu Yifan picked up the glass and took a sip, "That matter - give up." "Hehe, it's impossible, unless - you kill me." He poked himself "Oh, that's right. Auntie, I entrusted it to the United States."

"Thank you brother...but I'm sorry." "What?" "Because I really wanted to kill you..." Wu Yifan's stern face made Bing Yang jump.Wu Yifan raised his American silencer. "Wu...Wu Yifan..." Bingyang nervously looked at the hollow and terrifying muzzle. "Give up." "I said it's impossible." In an instant, a bullet shot out of the chamber and pierced into Bing Yang's heart.

Pain and movement penetrated into the brain, a fishy smell rose from his throat, and he fell down..."Yifan..." He held Wu Yifan's hand, "Good brother...Thank you for waking me up...Unfortunately, it's already gone It's too late. If you don't have the right, you might as well die..." He seemed to be raving, but everything was over.

"Goodbye..." Wu Yifan let go, closed his eyes for Bing Yang, and announced the disbandment of the organization.

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Wu Yifan pushed open the door of the house: "Tao, I'm back." "Crack!" Suddenly Tao threw himself on his brother, "I'm finally back, I've been away for four days! I miss you so much!" "Yifan, you I don’t know, before you came back, Tao locked himself in his room and studied hard.” Lu Han poured him a glass of water.

"Ho! That's amazing, what are you reading?" He vigorously rubbed Tao's hair, Tao slapped Wu Yifan on the head, and rubbed it back: "I won't tell you." "Shixun, tell him, what Tao has been reading." ""36 Strategies"" Wu Shixun compared three with one hand and six with the other. "Pfft... What do you think this is for?" Wu Yifan walked into the bedroom amusedly, flipped through the book, there were all kinds of dots and notes on it.

"I learned how to deal with you." Tao said bluntly. "Treat me? Have you learned how to deal with it?" Wu Yifan put his face close to Tao.Tao's face flushed instantly: "I learned..." "How to deal with it?" "Run..."

"..." Wu Yifan

"??" Huang Zitao

"!!!" Wu Yifan

"..." Huang Zitao

"(;_)" Wu Yifan

"Did you see? These two people will make eye contact." Luhan said, "Sehun, do you understand?" Don’t you know the best strategy??’ Brother Kris: “Damn, what is this!!!” Tao: “Every time I run, you coax me and listen to me every time, so running is the best strategy .'Kris brother: 'Enough...(;_)"

"Amazing." Tao's jaw dropped to the ground in shock. (Tao interjects: "I'm Luffy so flexible!!" Author: "Isn't that an exaggeration..." Tao: "Then you use it really well...") "So you two really save your mouth..." (Luhan inserts: "It's better to replace the rest of the chapters with punctuation marks, which saves trouble." Author: "Brother Lu, I thank you.")

"Okay, let's eat. Master Lu, I will cook myself." "That won't kill us..." "Hehe, the one who taught Tao last time was an accident, an accident..."

"Wow, four dishes and one soup, Brother Lu." "Try, try." Luhan handed the chopsticks to everyone. "Shixun, you go first." "Okay." He picked up a piece of beef, "..." "How is it?" "..." "How about it, tell me. It's delicious." "That, Brother Lu. Let's order takeaway..."

wedding in prague

The sky above Prague is very beautiful, it must be very romantic to get married here...

A few years ago, Tao fantasized about marrying his beloved in Prague, but now it is no longer a fantasy...

"What should I do bro, I'm nervous." He bit his lip. "Don't be afraid, brother is here." "Hmm..." He felt more at ease.

Wu Yifan's index finger hooked Tao's entire palm, they were dressed in white suits, walking in front of all the guests.At the end, there were two glasses of wine. They crossed their forearms and drank the wine in one gulp. "Next, please exchange the vowed kiss."

Wu Yifan's face leaned closer, vaguely feeling Tao's hot breath, and he kissed Tao's lips like a dragonfly.Tao hugged his shoulders, whispered in his ear, "Brother, if there is a next life where no one remembers who, what should we do..." Wu Yifan froze for a moment, he could imagine his misty eyes: "No, Tao, I will never forget you, never..."

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By the sea, the sun rises slowly, its golden rays illuminating the world.

"Thank you brother, at the last moment of my life... watch the sea with me..." A crystal clear teardrop, clearer than the sea, rolled down and fell on the man's hand...

The author has something to say:

At this point, "Where Marriage" is over, and the next big conference will be to write about them in their next life on August 8.Ordinary people minus the aura of stardom.Please support me by searching for "Funny Stories about Niu Tao" in the afternoon...well, it's dusk.

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