Someone check the water meter

Chapter 94 Wow!There are bugs!

"I... I didn't do anything strange yesterday, right?" The headache caused by the hangover made Wu Xiaoyu feel unmotivated.Now he feels dizzy and uncontrollable as soon as he sits up.

Because he had the experience of messing around after being drunk before, this time, he purposely flipped through his clothes and pants, and it was no surprise...he changed them all.

grass!What are you thinking?He is drunk and now lives in Suixuan's house, so Suixuan can't just watch him sleep on the bed reeking of alcohol, right?It can only be said that Sui Xuan is too inhuman!

"What are you thinking?" Sui Xuan looked at Wu Xiaoyu speechlessly, who was originally fine and just asked him questions, but suddenly his eyes drifted and his face became grim, and he knew that his mind must be flying wild: "I returned yesterday. Home, you made a fuss and refused to take a bath, I wiped it for you, but you fell asleep halfway through."

"Oh..." Wu Xiaoyu had the original expression on her face, and then said: "I want to take a bath first! I just said why I am so uncomfortable."

"..."

Wu Xiaoyu hummed a song and wanted to enter the bathroom. When the door was about to close, she poked her head out and shouted outside: "I have a headache! I want to drink the hangover soup from last time!"

Suixuan's Hangover Soup doesn't know how to make it, it's not the same as the usual Hangover Soup.His soup smells like a very refreshing longan flavor, and it is not bitter at all when drinking. I heard that brown sugar is added.From Wu Xiaoyu's point of view, this hangover soup is good for everything, and this brown sugar can be said to be the biggest mistake.There is no other reason, it is simply discrimination that it is eaten by women to nourish the body, and he feels that it is inappropriate for a big man to eat this thing.

"There is no brown sugar at home, should I use brown sugar?" Sui Xuan turned his head and said when he heard Wu Xiaoyu's voice.

When Wu Xiaoyu heard the news, she immediately rolled her eyes, and complained to Sui Xuan, "Can't you put some sugar or something? Why do you want to feed me what these women use to replenish blood!"

"The man's body is not bleeding but water? Don't say it's drunk and uncomfortable, you should drink more water soaked in brown sugar even in normal times." Sui Xuan raised his eyebrows to Wu Xiaoyu's popular science: "Brown sugar It is the first step before brown sugar. It is warm in nature and suitable for daily body nourishment. The glucose contained in this plant sugar releases energy quickly, has a high absorption and utilization rate, and can quickly replenish physical strength. Eating it in moderation for a long time can also activate blood congestion and benefit the intestines Painful stools, soothing the liver and improving eyesight. The liver is the organ that bears the most load when you drink alcohol, and there is nothing more suitable than it. In addition, it provides more than ten kinds of trace amounts such as carotene, riboflavin, manganese, and chromium. The elements are all needed by the human body and the content is ten times higher than that of white sugar, there is no distinction between men and women..."

"Stop! Stop, stop!! Good, good, I drink, I drink, you can use any sugar! I'm going to take a bath!" Wu Xiaoyu felt dizzy after hearing what Sui Xuan said.It was because of his brain that he struggled with Sui Xuan on this kind of issue.Anyway, as long as it tastes good, you don't care what material it is?

Seeing that Wu Xiaoyu couldn't wait to interrupt her words and then retreated into the bathroom like a turtle, Sui Xuan raised the corners of his mouth amusedly.And he said to Wu Xiaoyu at the door: "I'm taking a break today, I'll go to the store first, and then we'll go buy some things that we don't have at home."

Wu Xiaoyu felt that he was spending less and less time in the store now. He once asked Tong Ya whether he should consider hiring a acting store manager?In the end, Tong Ya rolled his eyes back.It is said that what their store lacks is not the store manager, but the lack of people who can make things.Although Chen Mo is now able to stand alone, but compared with Wu Xiaoyu, there is still a difference.Although he knows how to do it, except for the rudimentary things like egg tarts, other Wu Xiaoyu always feel that he is still a little bit off.

Let Tong Ya and the others not be able to eat it, and I believe that many customers will not be able to eat it either, but when the two things are put together for comparison, or like Chen Mo himself, and Wu Xiaoyu, they can find it as soon as they eat it.Wu Xiaoyu seems to be the kind of person who is particularly inconspicuous, but he is still very persistent when it comes to issues of principle.This kind of thing that he thinks is not good enough will not be sold in their store as a commodity.Probably because of Wu Xiaoyu's persistence, so the popularity of their store is so high that there are always many old gluttons and sweet tooth lovers coming here.

"Oh, just go to the supermarket and buy things by yourself. Anyway, I don't know what's missing at home! Why do you have to drag me? It's not like you can get a discount if you make up the number of people." Wu Xiaoyu was already sitting I got in the car, but I was still complaining.He was late in the morning when he arrived at the store, and he thought that Sui Xuan was just talking, but he didn't expect that Sui Xuan was still drinking hot cocoa when he finished making the desserts he was going to sell today.When you see him coming out, be sure to call him along.Wu Xiaoyu felt that Tong Ya and the others looked at him differently.

"No trouble." Sui Xuan held the steering wheel with both hands, and said, "This is our home."

"..."

He could always find such words that Wu Xiaoyu couldn't refute.

Wu Xiaoyu never liked to go shopping.Because he doesn't know how to choose when he buys things, he just looks at the expensive ones, and the good-looking ones should be good.But after shopping with Suixuan a few times, he knew that these were all wrong.So at this time, while Sui Xuan was picking things up in front, he consciously pushed the cart behind.

"We want to buy some food for tonight." Sui Xuan and Wu Xiaoyu said, he saw Wu Xiaoyu's uninterested look, looked at him and asked: "Do you want to pick some snacks by yourself, and then come to me?"

"!" Sui Xuan usually doesn't let Wu Xiaoyu eat snacks, Sui Xuan thinks that it is junk food, if you eat too much, your body will become a trash can.Take for example the spicy strips that Wu Xiaoyu liked to eat before, Sui Xuan, as long as he doesn't want you to eat them, he can think of any way to disgust you.Wu Xiaoyu still remembers the scene of flies crawling all over the spicy strips, and he couldn't eat it even if he was given it.So in order not to make herself hate all the snacks, Wu Xiaoyu didn't say that she would get Suixuan's consent every time she ate them, at least she wanted to hide from Suixuan so that he wouldn't find out.At this moment, Sui Xuan actually proposed it on his own initiative: "Okay, I'll pick!"

Wu Xiaoyu likes to eat snacks. He thinks that when watching TV, playing computer, reading comics, in short, whenever the mouth feels empty, there should be something to eat.Especially like potato chips, things that can be eaten lying on the sofa, he likes the most!

I want this, I want this!Wu Xiaoyu looked east and west, and then there were more and more things in his arms, until they almost fell to the ground, and then he said to a salesperson not far away: "Can you help me with that basket? I'm not easy to carry it !"

Sui Xuan is picking out a fish. He thinks that wild fish has higher nutritional content.But I don't know that the tank of fish marked with wild crucian carp in front of me was fished out of that sewage ditch, so why are they all so deformed?He hesitated for a while, but chose the sea bass with tender meat and few thorns.Although Wu Xiaoyu doesn't like to eat it very much, the nutritional value of this fish is very high after steaming.The most important thing is that every time he sees Wu Xiaoyu eating fish, he feels frightened. This person eats fish very fast, and sometimes he just stuffs a big mouthful into his mouth.

Suixuan chose a fresh sea bass and thought about it. Anyway, it will be burnt at night, and there is no saying whether it is fresh or not. It will save trouble by asking someone to kill it directly and pack it up to go home.As a result, before he could say anything, he saw Wu Xiaoyu almost bouncing towards him.There is a small blue basket in hand, and the basket is full of junk food!

"So many?" Sui Xuan took a look, but didn't answer.

Wu Xiaoyu saw that Suxuan's expression was not right, so he deliberately hid his basket behind his back, and then asked Suxuan with a smile, "Do you eat fish at night?" He looked at the perch in Suxuan's hand, acting against his conscience Said: "I like sea bass best!"

"You eat these all by yourself, how long do you plan to finish eating?" Sui Xuan ignored Wu Xiaoyu's change of subject.He stared intently at the basket in Wu Xiaoyu's hand.

Seeing that changing the subject was unsuccessful, Wu Xiaoyu hugged her own basket and said in a row: "I won't! I use my own money to buy what I like to eat! Don't tell me to put it back! I won't let it go!"

Sui Xuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes, grinned his red mouth and white teeth, and said, "I think you're itchy, come on, put your things in the car." Seeing Wu Xiaoyu, he seemed to be In order to save the gold medal from death, he wanted to dump his basket directly into the car, so he stopped him: "Take everything and let me know what you bought."

"Old altar sauerkraut? Do you know how this sauerkraut is made? Do you think there are really so many old altars?"

"Jelly? I just heard about a big jelly brand not long ago. My employees don't know what seasoning they use. They have to sign a non-disclosure agreement with the company to obtain secret information."

"Huh? The additives on the back of the biscuit you took clearly stated that the additives included sodium metabisulfite, citric acid, and sorbitol. A large amount of sodium metabisulfite can damage cells and is biologically toxic."

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"..." Wu Xiaoyu looked at Sui Xuan with a look of despair looking at the things Sui Xuan brought him one by one, and then threw them back into the basket again. He was not allowed to put them in the car until now, and felt desperate: "Okay Alright! Don’t talk about it, it’s okay if I don’t eat or eat so much! It’s you who told me to get it, and you were the one who didn’t let me eat!” He was almost impatient.

"You can eat candy." Suixuan picked out a big pack of family-sized toffee from the big basket of snacks.

"..." Wu Xiaoyu was angry and didn't want to talk to Suixuan.

A child walked past him and saw the big bag of candies in Suixuan's car, and suddenly burst into tears, hugged his mother's leg and said, "Wow! Brothers eat candies! I want to do that too many!"

Before Wu Xiaoyu and the others could speak, the child's mother said, "Good boy, eat too much candy, it will cause tooth decay! At that time, the worms will eat all the baby's teeth, and the baby can only eat tofu!" "

"Mom... hiccup, mom, then, that brother bought so much candy, will they be eaten up by black bugs in the future?" the child asked seriously, and the child's mother turned to Suxuan and the others. She smiled awkwardly, and then said, "Good boy, when my brother grows up, they can kill Chong Chong!"

Wu Xiaoyu took a look at the cavities she saw in the dentistry, which looked pitch black, and then thought that if those were all bugs... suddenly she felt dense phobia.Then without saying anything, he picked up the bag of candy and threw it back into the basket...

The author has something to say: Very good == I don’t even know how I offended that kid with a bag of Juha candies!Today's children, if they can't eat it, they won't let others eat it!Humph, I eat!I will eat it!I'll show you what to eat!

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