Someone check the water meter

After Sui Xuan and Wu Xiaoyu have gone through a century of long-distance running, their lovers finally got married.

"Hello? Oh, yes, my house is for rent." Wu Xiaoyu stayed in the store, and suddenly received a call, and her casual look was swept away: "Yes, I am the owner, oh, yes, If you want to see the house, just call me in advance, I have time."

He had already moved to live with Suixuan, and his own house was just vacant.Suixuan said several times that he could rent the house, but Wu Xiaoyu always asked, "Why? Are we short of several thousand a month's rent?"It was blocked back.But just a month ago, when Sui Xuan came home from get off work, he suddenly found that there was no one who was supposed to be resting at home. The most frightening thing was that their biggest suitcase was also missing.What they took away was more than half of Wu Xiaoyu's clothes in their closet. Even if Wu Xiaoyu didn't repeat one piece a day without washing it, he could wear it for several weeks.

"Xiao Yu, where have you been?" Sui Xuan immediately called Wu Xiaoyu's cell phone, but Wu Xiaoyu blocked Sui Xuan's cell phone before he had time: "What do you mean I should stop looking for you? I did." Why did you run away from home?"

Regarding this time running away from home, Sui Xuan was simply stupefied.Just last night, Wu Xiaoyu discussed with herself whether they should eat shrimp or crabs for dinner. Nothing happened this morning, so why did they run away from home?

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to tell you, go read the breakup letter I left you for yourself! It's in the bedside cabinet!" After speaking, he hung up the phone, as if he hadn't before, Sui Xuan blocked it just because of this call Same, Suixuan was blocked afterwards, no matter how many calls Ren Suixuan made, there was no reply at all.I had to turn over the bedside table by myself.

Former Sui Xuan:

After getting along for such a period of time, I feel that there is a great incompatibility between the two of us.I believe that you have also worked hard to accommodate me, just like I accommodate you.When it comes to feelings, there must be someone who takes a step back first. Since I don't take a step back, it must be you!

I know that you must feel that you don't know what to say, so I specially prepared a few examples. After reading them, you can decide whether you want to get back together with me.

One: In summer, I should eat iced watermelon, popsicles, and water frozen in the refrigerator, but you always ask me to drink warm water, eat watermelon at room temperature, and ask me to eat only one popsicle a week. I think, never In a sense, you are restricting my freedom in life.On a bigger scale, then I can already sue you for abuse and establish it!

Second: I won't talk about the previous ones, let's take yesterday's update as an example, you clearly know that I like that demon named Chen Zian, and I swear in this life that I will not marry him.But you actually wrote him to death in yesterday's update without hesitation!Obviously Chen Zian is so handsome, so powerful, and so perfect, I think your behavior like this is simply malicious jealous revenge!Since I understand you, I think your EQ may not be that high. I have tapped on the side many times to remind you that even if he can seek power and usurp the throne without killing the mentally handicapped Virgin Mary, we still don’t care about the position of the protagonist. Well, but Chen Zian doesn't have to die.Well, what you said is that the dead are dead, so what you draw is martial arts or fantasy, everything is possible, and you still told me that there is no chance of resurrection.Why?You painted my husband to death, I am afraid that one day I will fall asleep and fall asleep, and I will wake up and think more and more angry, and then I will send you to practice the Sunflower Book.For the safety of you and your brother, I also think we should separate.

Third: I don't think I can be called a saint, but at least I think I am a clean person.I think your personal desires are too strong, and you can't control yourself, which is an insult to ZG's status as a top student!You say husband and wife are under the same roof, but I am not pursuing platonic love.But if it is possible, I asked if it is enough to have sex, life, and life once or twice a week?Every day like this, even if you are not human, I think I will be drained!Besides, I think we should respect each other, I don't care about the previous account, but if you are not ready to let me be on top, please don't come to me, I decided to break up with you!

Third: You just say, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, which is the point?When you scramble a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, why put two tomatoes instead of four eggs!

That's probably all there is to it, and I'm too lazy to say more about your guilt, lest you think that I just keep a small notebook for everything I do every day, and call me childish.These problems I raised are the most serious problems in my opinion at present, either change or divide, that's it!

Your ex: Wu Xiaoyu

When Sui Xuan closed the letter, he told himself, take a deep breath, don't be angry, but he still couldn't control his churning desire to catch Wu Xiaoyu, take off his clothes, hang him up and spank his ass.From this point of view, Wu Xiaoyu was right to run away from home premeditatedly.Sui Xuan folded the letter in his hand, calmed down his anger, then stood up, took his coat and keys and prepared to go out.

As a person who has a store and a house, Wu Xiaoyu almost didn't need any brains to find it.In addition, others are lazy, even if they wanted to hide from Suixuan, they couldn't restrain their sleepiness and were captured by the bed almost without struggling.When he woke up, he found an all-too-familiar person looking at him with his head propped on one hand, his eyes motionless, as if a carnivorous animal was staring at its prey.

"Why are you here! Didn't I tell you not to come to me?" Wu Xiaoyu woke up instantly, then pointed at Sui Xuan and said.

Sui Xuan curled his lips and looked sideways at the excited Wu Xiaoyu: "We are not breaking up. As a matter of getting a marriage certificate, even if you want to say it, you should say divorce." Turning the key, he said, "You told me not to come to you anymore, but didn't you mean in your letter that if I am sure I can change it, you will go back with me?" However, he was still very angry, especially when he arrived at Wu Xiaoyu's house. When he opened the door, he found that the little bastard who made him so angry was lying on the bed and fell asleep.The familiar one didn't even respond when he lay down next to him, but luckily he didn't have the habit of snoring usually.Several times I wanted to pinch the man's nose to wake him up, but because I couldn't bear it, I stopped.In the end, he just looked at Wu Xiaoyu's sleeping posture so stupidly, and lost his temper when he looked at it.What kind of bastard Wu Xiaoyu is, didn't he already know?

"Then, tell me, in which chapter do you want Chen Zian to be resurrected?" Wu Xiaoyu snapped her fingers and asked.

Without even thinking about it, Sui Xuan said: "The next chapter will be revived." Originally, he had planned to let people recall this dead big boss. After all, as a perfect boss, there are many diehard fans.After yesterday's update, his Weibo has been slaughtered.Even if it was to appease the little angels who were so distraught that they would immediately hang themselves by the door of his house with a rope.

"Well, I'm going to buy two watermelons for a while! Put it in the refrigerator!" Wu Xiaoyu saw Chen Zian's death yesterday, and the pain in his heart was beyond words.Just took a bite of the watermelon, Suixuan came back from get off work with vegetables.Seeing Wu Xiaoyu, Wu Xiaoyu didn't even have the time to express his dissatisfaction, so he just watched Suixuan take the watermelon from his hands, and explicitly told him not to eat it.

Sui Xuan nodded: "Okay, buy two. Tonight we will eat scrambled eggs with tomato sauce, and then you will be on top at night." He satisfied all of Wu Xiaoyu's requests in one breath, and when he saw Wu Xiaoyu's eyes glowing , he said: "Then can you promise me one thing?"

Needless to say, Suixuan asked Wu Xiaoyu to swear to the phone with the recording turned on that he would definitely rent the house.And after returning home, he posted the renting information on the Internet, and the photos were those taken by Sui Xuan and the others before they went out.But that night, Wu Xiaoyu called out that he was cheated. The promised resurrection was just a memory kill, and the promised one was even worse. Wu Xiaoyu was looking forward to what happened all night, but Suixuan didn't respond at all. Until later, Wu Xiaoyu Couldn't help but rushed over, Sui Xuan hugged Wu Xiaoyu, and when he was entered, Wu Xiaoyu almost cried: "You, you go out, I'm talking about sitting on top of you! You big Liar!" The only thing that Wu Xiaoyu is gratified about is that scrambled eggs with tomato sauce has really come true, but it's just unpalatable, and the watermelon is indeed ice-cold for him, but it was taken out after half an hour in the refrigerator Out.

The person who rented the house was very forthright. He just followed Wu Xiaoyu to the house to have a look, and asked Wu Xiaoyu to take out the real estate certificate and other things to have a look. After confirming the property rights, he hurriedly wanted to pay.

"Uh...you don't need to look again?" When Wu Xiaoyu first rented out the house, he had certain requirements for the tenants. One was to be good-looking, the other was to be clean, and the third was to be of good character.At present, the man who came to rent a house has clear eyes, and his clothes are neat and tidy, and his conversation is easy to be liked.It's not particularly good-looking, but generally speaking it's an upper-middle type, and it's very comfortable to look at.Generally speaking, Wu Xiaoyu is quite satisfied with this tenant.But it made him feel a little strange that this person was in such a hurry.

"I had a little awkward fight with my family, and I'm staying in a hotel now. So I'm a little anxious." The man might also be a little embarrassed to see Wu Xiaoyu, so he explained it specially.

"Oh, that's it, it's okay." So, Wu Xiaoyu lost a rabbit nest and welcomed his first tenant.

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