Someone check the water meter

In Suixuan's dormitory, except for him and Qi Jian, the others have not formally gone to the unit to start an internship.So after calling and talking about it, the group of people excitedly arrived at the place early, and they were all ready to see what kind of fairy is that girl who can take down someone like Sui Xuan at the first time.Sui Xuan and the others didn't dare to harass them, but along the way, Qi Jian's mobile phone's WeChat notification sound kept ringing non-stop. Sui Xuan endured it many times, and finally Wu Xiaoyu asked: "Can you remind Guan about the WeChat news?" Is it? It sounds like I always have the urge to hit the brakes."

"..." For the sake of his own life, Qi Jian replied to the group of people who couldn't wait: "Si'er's daughter-in-law is beautiful, just wait, it is definitely beyond your imagination!" Then he closed it obediently. Sound, even in order to prevent them from being curious, they didn't receive a reply for a long time and called, even the mobile phone was turned off and muted.

After finally getting to the place, Qi Jian was driven away by himself, and Sui Xuan accompanied Wu Xiaoyu to the parking lot.

As soon as Qi Jian walked to the door of the box, he received a "warm welcome".He touched the water stains on his clothes, and shouted at the people in the room with an angry face: "Fuck! How old are you? How dare you play such a childish game!" As soon as he opened the door, from A balloon filled with water flew straight from inside. At least the balloon was not very big, and it was not filled with a lot of water. It hit Qi Jian's chest. Although the water wetted half of Qi Jian's coat because of the rupture of the balloon, But not too much.But Qi Jian just finds it hard to tell!After all, they are also excellent students of ZG University, how can they be so childish?This kind of water balloon is so ugly that even junior high school students don’t like to play it anymore, and a few of them boys in their twenties still play with this thing: "Believe it or not! I went to the hospital where you practiced to sue you that day! Let’s say you are in your 20s and still play with filling water in balloons! I think that patient still dares to see you?”

When they were in medical anatomy class, the teacher made a joke for them.It is said that there was a doctor who was very childish. Once a patient's family member offended him, and he held his breath without saying anything.Then when the patient was undergoing surgery, he intentionally left a ball of medical cotton in his stomach.The patient who was killed was later operated on again.It was only at the end that I realized that what offended the doctor by leaving cotton in his stomach was nothing more than the fact that the patient’s family saw the doctor playing mini games one day, and they couldn’t get over it, so they said: " Oh, doctor, why do you look so smart but play games so stupid?"

Originally, it was because they had a good relationship in normal times, so they casually said something that no one took to heart, but the doctor remembered it.In the end, of course, the doctor was not only fired, but also lost a lot of money.But this kind of thing cannot be solved by money. You have to suffer so much more crimes for no reason.It was all caused by an immature doctor, and everyone would think it was a shit.

"All right, all right, go and sue, when we run out of food, we'll all be sitting in front of your house waiting for you to eat!" The person who spoke was the one who just smashed the water polo.He looked tall at 1.8 meters, but he was as thin as a bamboo pole.With the appearance of a sharp-mouthed monkey cheek, it seems that there are a lot of evil intentions at first glance.But in fact, if you get along with him for a long time, you will find that there is a big difference between this person's inner and outer appearance, except that he usually likes to come up with bad ideas, but he is still a very easy to get along with.Today's water polo smashing was proposed by him, and he even brought the balloon with him before: "Originally, I looked like a bad guy, and it was easy to lose my job. I just found a long-term free meal ticket!"

Back then when the dormitory was joking around, they had laughed at his appearance, saying that it was his sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, but in ancient times, he was that treacherous official, and no one would compete with him for his position.As a doctor, they don't say how good-looking you are, but at the very least, what Zhou Zheng needs is the type that looks particularly mature and stable.This gives the patient a sense of security.This is why so many people like to find old doctors. It doesn't necessarily mean that the old doctor's medical skills will be better than that of the young doctor, but it is a psychological effect of the patient and the patient's family that it is more reliable.But Sun Bo's appearance made people think that he would be a villain. At that time, their counselors even persuaded him to change his major.But he took this as a joke and laughed in the dormitory for a long time.That is to say, Sun Bo is a person who doesn't care about anything.

"Bah!" Qi Jian angrily used several paper towels but failed to absorb the water from his clothes. Depressed, he sat down in the middle of them, and then poohed in Sun Bo's direction : "It's just that you think of a way to make us responsible for you every day for fear that you will starve to death. You see, I was the one who came in. If Suixuan came in with his partner, what would you do if you hit someone? "

These people thought that Suixuan's partner was a woman.It should be said that the thinking of normal people will not think in a wrong way.So, when Qi Jian's words came out at this time, those people booed and booed him, especially that Sun Bo looked at Qi Jian who was still wiping his clothes with the eyes of a mentally handicapped child, and said, "You think we are all like that?" Are you the same? Think about it, if you don’t have a car, it must be Suixuan’s car. Doesn’t someone have to stop whether Suixuan or a girl from Suixuan’s family drives? Then Suixuan will let him Is the girl going to park alone, or come to see us alone? Only a fool like you would ask such a question. I really don’t know how you got the recommended quota. "

"Hmph! You're the only one who is smart! Go ahead and be proud!" Qi Jian felt happy when he heard Sun Bo and the others talk about each other, as if he had won some kind of grand prize.Heh, you are smiling so happily now, you will be surprised when the time comes.

"Oh, it's okay, it's just a joke." In addition to Sui Xuan, Qi Jian and Sun Bo, their dormitory also has the eldest Mao Xunjian, the second child Zhu Haikun and the youngest Cao Meng.Cao Meng is like his name, the character of a girl is usually soft and easy to bully.If there is anything to do, he will be a peacemaker. Seeing that Qi Jian is abnormally non-competitive now, he thought it was Qi Jian who was angry.Busy explained: "We just thought you could be the first to look at people, so that's why we hit your water polo."

"Hey, Xiao Liu, don't worry about it, he probably has bad water in his stomach!" The boss of the dormitory is a small man, he is not even 1.7 meters high, but he is smart.He usually cares about the people in the dormitory. He also has two younger sisters and a younger brother at home. He is used to it when he is older, and treats these people in the dormitory as his younger brothers.After so many years of getting along, who and whose character can be clearly grasped.Others thought Qi Jian was abnormal, but he didn't even need to ask, he knew that this person was holding back.Besides, his expression was so obvious that even Xiao Liu's simple temper couldn't be seen.Their dormitory, a litter of eunuchs, means that Xiao Liu's temperament is a little softer and easy to bully.

Suixuan, he took Wu Xiaoyu and the two of them parked the car and came all the way.Before Suixuan opened the door, he squeezed Wu Xiaoyu's hand. He told Wu Xiaoyu what he should say just now. The characteristics of the people in their dormitory are very distinct. Besides, Wu Xiaoyu already knows two people, so he only needs to recognize four more people. up.Sui Xuan made it clear about his personality at the moment, just to let Wu Xiaoyu prepare.

"Oh! It's here, it's here." Sun Bo originally wanted to go out to see why Sui Xuan hadn't come for so long, but he didn't expect that when the door was about to open, he saw Sui Xuan standing with a good-looking boy Outside, he looked left and right for a long time, but he didn't see the girl, so he asked suspiciously: "Didn't you... bring your brother-in-law here?" Looking at the appearance of the person behind Sui Xuan, one can imagine that if there is a If it is a sister, it must be beautiful.

"What brother-in-law, this is my partner." Sui Xuan didn't get along with them much, but at least they were the closest group of people during college.He has a good personality, so the relationship is no worse than Sui'an.I didn't think that the matter between him and Wu Xiaoyu must be known to everyone.But since there is such an opportunity today, it's okay to meet, after all, no one knows whether there will be many opportunities to meet in the future, right?As for their relationship, it doesn't matter if you don't ask, but if you ask, you still hide it, so it can't be justified.Everyone has brought them, so there is no need to hide anything.

Wu Xiaoyu had a wild temper, but at this moment she sat obediently beside Suixuan, not daring to move.Just now Sui Xuan had already introduced everyone, and introduced him to these people as well.But except for Qi Jian, all these people stayed there as if they were stupid.

"Fuck! Si'er, tell me, did you abduct a minor?" For a long time, Mao Xunjian, who had a troubled face, choked out such a nonsensical sentence: "This child just looks Seventeen or eighteen, you, you like men, I don't say anything, abducting minors and walking this crooked path will be struck by lightning!"

"..." Even Sui Xuan didn't expect that the boss of their dormitory would still think about such things from the standpoint of an elder when he encountered such things that overturned his cognition.

Wu Xiaoyu squeezed her face in a bit of depression, and then said very seriously: "I'm an adult! And I'm as old as Sui Xuan! We're classmates in junior high school!" If it wasn't because the person who said this was Sui Xuan's roommate, we have a good relationship The kind that he wants to scold!

"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it!" Zhu Haikun, who had a piece of watermelon stuck in his mouth because of the news, finally swallowed the watermelon in a few mouthfuls, then patted his chest and said, "I have been with you for so many years!" My roommate! No wonder you wanted to move out, Si'er. I thought you didn't want to see us at first, but now it seems that you had some affection for me at that time, and you moved out to stop it from spreading, right? You're right! I wouldn't like you, now that you have a partner, my heart is at ease. "

"Troubleshooting! Do you want a shameless second child?" Qi Jian jumped out immediately when he heard Zhu Haikun's words: "No one will like you if Si'er likes you! Just leave your socks under the bed for half a year without washing them Ugly people, I have the nerve to say that! You slapped your chest because, before, you thought that those girls would not like you, as long as Si'er likes a look, you can seduce them away. I am too timid to chase after you, but now I know Sier My son likes boys, do you regret it?"

"..."

Wu Xiaoyu looked at the way they kept making fun of each other, and felt that this should be the scene where the enemies who had been chasing for 800 years finally met, and then inexplicably shifted the topic from him and Sui Xuan to somewhere up.Seeing Wu Xiaoyu's pouting face, Suixuan first poked him amusedly, and then whispered to him: "It's okay, that's how they are, they hate each other only when they have a good relationship. Just get used to it."

"No." Wu Xiaoyu stuffed a piece of watermelon into his mouth depressedly. The watermelon after summer is no longer sweet, and it tastes like watermelon juice that has been watered down. We like men anyway! What a big deal! Why don’t they care at all? I’m already prepared to be questioned and persuaded a lot, and I’m very disappointed in such a scene!”

"..." Sui Xuan didn't know what to say to comfort Wu Xiaoyu, but after thinking about it, he patted Wu Xiaoyu's head: "Good boy."

The author has something to say: Well, the second update~