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"Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu! The world is in a hurry!! I want to have a face-to-face meeting with netizens, can you accompany me!"

Wu Xiaoyu accidentally received a letter from Zhong Lidong.He has always known that Zhong Lidong hangs out in the Two-dimensional circle and has a group of netizens.And the netizen who made him panic so much now is the one Zhong Lidong mentioned to him many times. He is obviously a boy, but he sends him various pictures of women's clothes from time to time.

Zhong Lidong's body shape makes it impossible to connect with girls, but he has a soft temper and is easy to bully. He is considered a girl by many people because of his delicate description and cuteness in private chats when he writes novels on the Internet.It is said that there are local tyrants taking care of him.I don't know if it's because of his looks or his personality. Anyway, Zhong Lidong is especially attracted to boys, but not many girls.Originally, he and this boy who was going to meet each other were usually called wife and husband, but in fact he still liked boys.But this guy, I heard it was Yao Niang.

The so-called drug girls refer to those who take some estrogen or something and make themselves more like girls.The reason for this is somewhat similar to the ladyboys in Thailand.

Wu Xiaoyu is the kind of person who separates the Internet from reality. Before, in the small group of straight men who are easy to meet, many people also formed cp and the like, but she didn't participate.He always feels that the reason why you can go crazy online is because no one knows who you are.If you confuse the Internet with reality, let’s use an analogy. For example, if he doesn’t know Sui Yu An is Sui Xuan, then he can confess without any scruples, but after knowing it, he will feel very embarrassed.So if it was him, he would definitely refuse the legendary face-to-face invitation immediately.

"Is there something wrong with your mind? How about meeting with netizens?" Although he hadn't figured out what the situation should be, he subconsciously said this to Zhong Lidong.The intention is to dispel his enthusiasm for face-to-face.

Zhong Lidong is considered a girl for no reason. Have you ever seen a 1.8-meter man with a full body and act like a baby with you?Just by the voice coming from the phone, Wu Xiaoyu felt that he could already make up a picture of what kind of hot eyes.He only heard the other end of the phone, Zhong Lidong turned his voice and said: "Oh, don't these two people have a very good relationship~ Eldest young master, for the sake of my loyalty to you, go with me ~"

"Didn't you twist up over there?" Wu Xiaoyu felt a chill, to be honest, at this moment, he really disliked Zhong Lidong.Shaking the goosebumps on his body, he pulled the corners of his mouth, and then said: "Since you have said that the relationship is really good, then why do you ask me to do it?" He had already wasted a lot of money by going out with Sui Xuan. It's time, and the store just opened, is it going to be closed for another day just because I went to meet that so-called netizen with Zhong Lidong?Of course, these are just excuses.In fact, he remembered the photos that Zhong Lidong showed him before, and he really didn't want to see the netizen he was talking about.

I heard that this is still a big man in the literary circle, and he likes to wear women's clothes when he has nothing to do, to give his fans some benefits.Because Zhong Lidong has a good relationship with him, and because this person is sometimes unclear in some aspects, he often comes to Wu Xiaoyu, and then shouts, "Help, young master, who is so and so, and sent me pictures of women's clothing." From time to time, I also repost some things, such as black silk legs, white silk legs, and small attractive photos of women's clothing except for their faces.Wu Xiaoyu felt that since you don't want to watch it, just tell him directly.Then Zhong Lidong, a good-for-nothing, actually said weakly, but I want to see it!

Bah, you said you want to see why you are still being hypocritical?Wu Xiaoyu felt that he was looking for trouble.But at this time, Zhong Lidong pestered him again to say something, but what he likes are girls, and he has less contact with girls in his daily life. If this continues, he feels like he is going to die.In this regard, Wu Xiaoyu can only say, who can be blamed?I made it myself.

Although Wu Xiaoyu doesn't object to homosexuality, of course, if you wear your women's clothes, he doesn't wear them himself, and it doesn't matter to him, and of course he doesn't object.But if he really wants to meet such a person, he thinks it's better not to.As a straight man, he hangs out with Sui Xuan every day, and is confessed to him, which is already very abnormal. I didn't see Sui Xuan kissing him before, so his reaction was a bit out of the ordinary?So what if there is something else?

"No." Wu Xiaoyu refused without mercy.

Zhong Lidong cried and said on the other end of the phone: "But I'm nervous when I go alone."

"Nervous you bastard, whether you want to go or not, is it possible that you are afraid of being taken advantage of or something?" Wu Xiaoyu has a violent temper, and the most unbearable is Zhong Lidong's weak-hearted appearance.To be honest, sometimes he himself is reflecting on why he still has such a good relationship with Zhong Lidong.This is really incomprehensible!

"You just stay with me!" Zhong Lidong persevered, anyway, it's useless to use face, as long as Wu Xiaoyu can follow, what's the point of pestering?

...Wu Xiaoyu now feels as if he is being taken advantage of, and then Zhong Lidong is staring at this unlucky guy. He feels that since direct rejection is not enough, then tactful rejection can be tried, so he cleared He cleared his throat and said, "Ahem, well, don't you think I was closed for so many days in the past two days? It's not good to close the door for a rest now, because it's easy to lose customers."

"It's okay, Ke Ke said, he will return from the plane the day after tomorrow night, and he won't be able to get up the next morning, so we made an appointment to meet in the afternoon. In the morning, young master, go to the store to finish the things first, and then eat soon , I’ll pick you up, just go with me!” Zhong Lidong almost settled the matter, and after he finished speaking, he felt that this was not good, so he said, “How about I Just go to your store, help you with things, and then we can go for lunch together." You know, as a dead house, he is also so lazy that he can pile up a dozen buckets of instant noodle buckets on the computer desk It is really difficult to let him go out and go out to do things.

"..." Wu Xiaoyu finally agreed, although he could already foresee what kind of scene the day after tomorrow would be.

He actually doesn't like to get along with strangers very much, especially eating with people he doesn't know very well or people who he feels a little embarrassed, it's just suffering.But no matter what, Zhong Lidong is also his buddy, this young master can't make him call it for nothing, can it?

"Who is that Keke guy, is he reliable? Do we need to make some preparations?" Wu Xiaoyu has never met a netizen before, so out of respect, it's better to ask.

Zhong Lidong, don't expect him to be reliable. After hearing Wu Xiaoyu's question, he is really like, I don't know, I don't understand anything, and I'm also a newcomer for the first time. An attitude said: "I don't know, probably don't use it?"

"..." Wu Xiaoyu felt contemptuous of asking Zhong Lidong about this matter, and then hung up the phone very calmly.

Chen Mo's time in the store is also a bit late, because he has a background in Chinese pastry before. Although he has never been exposed to Western desserts, he learned quickly.Now Wu Xiaoyu is the kind who just thinks about it by himself in the kitchen when he is fine. What he is thinking about today is the meringue egg tart.Originally, when he saw Wu Xiaoyu on the phone, he didn't dare to bring the egg tarts he made, but now as soon as Wu Xiaoyu hung up the phone, he immediately came over with his own egg tarts, and said flatteringly, "Master, master, eat and eat. "

Wu Xiaoyu glanced at the egg tart, then took one, put it in her mouth and took a bite.Dessert shops like theirs are made from the most primitive materials, so that they can guarantee the uniqueness of the taste of their shop.While increasing the technical content and uniqueness, it also increases the difficulty.The meringue of this egg tart is very important. When the egg tart made by Chen Mo bites down, you can hear the sound of the meringue breaking, and the layers are very distinct, which means that the meringue is well made: "Other It’s all good, but it’s a little too sweet. It’s not that you don’t need money to co-author it, right?” Wu Xiaoyu thought about the materials used by Chen Mo to make things, and they should be considered as investments. Chen Mo usually uses them for practice All materials are public property.That is to say, it is in the store. Fortunately, Chen Mo is not the kind of person who is greedy for petty gains. He usually uses it when he really practices by himself, and he will not waste his money at will because it is not his own.Besides, what he did is actually not considered a waste. Under normal circumstances, when they go out to eat by themselves, they will also give some successful practice products as gifts to customers in the store. active.

"Hey, I'll pay more attention next time." Chen Mo looks very sunny, especially when he smiles, he has a row of teeth that can blind other people's eyes.But recently, Wu Xiaoyu always felt that something was wrong with his apprentice. For some reason, suddenly there was a lot of honesty in that sunny smile, which is commonly known as stupidity.Just like it is now.Chen Mo has long been used to Wu Xiaoyu's poisonous tongue, anyway, he is said to be a lot of meat, and his master is still very good to him.

Wu Xiaoyu looked at Chen Mo's silly face speechlessly, and couldn't help but said, "You better stop smiling, you're so silly!" He felt a bit sweet when he ate Chen Mo's egg tart, but at the first moment, he thought of Sui Xuan.Sui Xuan is much sweeter than him. This egg tart is very good except for the sweetness. Sui Xuan should like it.But after this idea came up, he immediately ruled it out, fuck you, still want to eat egg tarts?Don't even give him tart eggs!snort!

"Master, I've packed it." When Wu Xiaoyu was in a daze, Chen Mo came over with a small box and handed it to Wu Xiaoyu.

Wu Xiaoyu took a look, and there were four neat egg tarts in the box: "Why did you pack these? I don't want to take them home to eat."

"Didn't you usually send a copy to Mrs. Chen?" Chen Mo said seriously.

"..." I'll fuck you, sure enough!This apprentice must have picked it up from the trash can by himself!It’s even better than this if you recharge your phone bill!what to do?I really want to return it!I want to change my apprentice, the kind who is smart and smart enough to read people's faces!He scolded Sui Xuan so much yesterday, why does this kid have no eyesight at all!I'm so angry, but what should I do if I can't get angry?I feel like I'm going to be suffocated!