Someone check the water meter

"Wow! This is where the signings are held!" Wu Xiaoyu followed Xuan all the way to Suixuan's location. In fact, the booth is quite simple, just a portable folding table, and then two stools, placed in a small room Front.There is a name tag on the table, and the name tag is written with four big characters: "I thought, at least a coffee person like you can have a decent table! It turns out to be a folding table." Wu Xiaoyu said At that time, there was a hint of disappointment in his tone.

After Suixuan sat down, he looked at Wu Xiaoyu who was already surrounded by people and didn't realize where he was alone, and thought aloud. He led Wu Xiaoyu around the crowd and walked to the seat inside the table.As soon as they arrived, the staff who had been arranged here earlier greeted them all over the place.At this time, Sui Xuan hadn't put on the guest's badge given by the organizer, but apparently the staff member was quite familiar with Sui Yu An, as soon as he saw Sui Xuan, he immediately greeted him, and then enthusiastically wanted to meet Sui Xuan shake hands.

"Ah, Teacher Sui." After shaking hands with Yu Suxuan, he immediately arranged the stool so that Suxuan could sit down at any time, and then introduced himself: "Teacher Sui, I have liked you for a long time. NPC, I will be in charge of today's signing, please give me your advice."

The staff of this kind of exhibition are referred to as NPCs for short. A large part of them are volunteers recruited from these surrounding places. Like this person, he looks like a high school student, obviously the legendary volunteer.Such volunteers are generally unpaid, just voluntary labor, and the benefits given to them by the organizers are that they can get in close contact with these great gods, free of admission fees, and include meals and travel expenses.The travel expenses here are only for buses.

Originally, Fang Mengjie came here to go to the high-level resumption class. The high-level resumption class had a heavy learning task, and logically speaking, he didn't have the time to participate in some comic exhibitions and volunteer.What this kind of volunteer requires is that the comic exhibition is held for seven days, and you have to work for at least three days.I didn't have this idea at first, but Fang Mengjie himself is a true fan of Sui Yu'an. After he received that Sui Yu'an was going to be a guest, he resolutely signed up. It took half an hour to walk to the place where he took the car. For this event, he deliberately paid the room rate himself and stayed in a hotel.Unexpectedly, his luck has never been very good, but when he planned to find a chance to sneak over to see live Cong An's mother even if he was far away from the autographing venue, the organizer directly called the name and asked He came to be responsible for the order and accompanying issues of the first day of the autograph session.This can be said to be a surprise that fell from the sky, and he was a little dizzy from the impact.

Suixuan looks like a difficult person to get along with, but in fact he is quite nice. Although he will not take the initiative to contact his fans, when he is in front of him, from the very beginning, those girls who come to ask for a group photo It can be seen that it is still good: "Thank you. I will trouble you later."

Although Sui Xuan's expression didn't change much when he was talking, but their male god always had this expression on all occasions, but Fang Mengjie blushed because he had a conversation with his idol.

Suixuan's autograph signing is different from other people's, because he has published quite a lot of comics, and there are enough surroundings. He occupies the small shop-shaped booth in the back by himself, and he is the only one. There is already a line of people waiting in two circles.

"This...why do you feel a little depressed all of a sudden?" The signing hadn't started yet, and he sat in this position with Sui Xuan, looking at the long line of queues. Before he came, he told Sui Xuan that he would go I took a lot of photos at the signing position and so on, and then used them to slap my face.But when he really sat in this place, seeing so many people queuing up here, and there was a lightbulb-like person standing beside him, he really realized...the concubine can't do it!do not know what to say!

Fang Mengjie himself didn't dare to talk to Sui Xuan, but Wu Xiaoyu wasn't so big, he secretly pulled Wu Xiaoyu who was at a loss, and whispered: "Oh, my name is Fang Mengjie, what is your relationship with An Shama?"

"..." Can this child speak?what relationship?What else?Hmph: "Friend..."

"Oh, yes, hehehehe."

"..." Laugh at your sister!You know too?Fang Mengjie seems like a smart guy, but why is he so stupid?It makes people not want to answer him at all!

Wu Xiaoyu and Fang Mengjie talked carefully, like two little hamsters stealing food.Sui Xuan glanced at them amusedly, and knew that Wu Xiaoyu couldn't sit still, so he said to Wu Xiaoyu very understandingly: "If you want to go and see, go and see for yourself, don't go far, the navigation is not good in here Use.” The reason why I say this is because Wu Xiaoyu can’t understand maps and is still a road idiot. She can survive in the food delivery industry purely because of the existence of such a thing as mobile navigation.But the mobile phone navigation and the booth that cannot navigate to the venue are so accurate.

"I see!" Wu Xiaoyu was just curious why the people in the queue had a lot of Suixuan's comics and peripherals in their hands, especially when he saw a man holding a whole stack of them in his hand Books, he asked Fang Mengjie in horror, could it be that they came to the comic exhibition with more than a dozen or 20 books on their backs?How heavy is that?Later, after Fang Mengjie explained, he noticed that the store behind them had several roundabout corridors, and there were a lot of Suixuan's cartoons in it. It is said that there are many cartoons in it, the so-called Signing means that you buy it, and then come here in line to ask Da Da to sign for you, which is also a kind of selling in disguise.

Wu Xiaoyu left Sui Xuan and left. Seeing Wu Xiaoyu's disappearing back, Sui Xuan always felt that there was something he forgot to do, but he couldn't remember it for a while, and finally gave up. Anyway, the signing is fast here we go.

Signing and selling this thing is really a very tiring job. The reason why Suixuan didn't want to participate in it before is because he didn't want to face endless crowds queuing up all the time, and then keep writing and drawing with his hands for a moment. .As a cartoonist, his signature is the most troublesome. According to the cartoonist's signing habit, there will be a stick figure and then the signature. Others' signatures are simply a name. They are more good. Big workload.Fortunately, it's just a stick figure, a head portrait that can be completed with just a few strokes, and in the hands of fans, their pleasant smiles still make people feel very happy.

Sui Xuan's head was barely raised, and Wu Xiaoyu was like a runaway wild horse, wandering helplessly among the crowd without anyone in charge.The shelf is full of peripherals and comics. He looked at this one and thought it was good-looking, and that one was also good-looking. Finally, when he waited in line to pay, he was actually holding a bunch of things in his hands. Fortunately, there was a kind NPC who really liked it. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I came over and gave Wu Xiaoyu a shopping basket who didn't take a basket because she didn't think she would buy anything, so that he could throw all the things in his hands into it.

"Hey! Why are you jumping in the queue!" Wu Xiaoyu originally only wanted to visit the shop behind and then sat there with Suixuan.Because after all, he and Sui Xuan came together as two people, if he wanted to play, he went to play alone, and he would be too sorry for Sui Xuan.Just when he was holding a bunch of things and wanted to move forward, he was directly stopped by an upright girl.That girl is also a fan of Suixuan. There are too many people queuing up today. She has been queuing for almost an hour, but she hasn't even seen An's hair. How can people be so angry that people are walking forward in such an upright manner, looking like they are about to jump in line?Then he stopped Wu Xiaoyu directly.

Wu Xiaoyu himself didn't jump in the queue, and the girl didn't name her when she called her, so he didn't realize that she was talking about him.It wasn't until a person next to him reached out and grabbed his clothes, and said angrily to him, "Are you qualified? You've been called you, and you still have the nerve to jump in the queue?" He didn't know that the person who said jumping in the queue was actually referring to him?Wu Xiaoyu looks good, he was blocked by a huge protagonist pillow before, and now he was pulled by the crumbling pillow and fell directly to the ground, and then saw Wu Xiaoyu crying on the ground with his favorite pillow he just bought I was particularly upset and said: "Who jumped in the queue?" Originally, people with good looks should be more popular, but what matters depends on the occasion. For example, in such a scene, Wu Xiaoyu's tone is so impatient, It just gives people a feeling that they are superior, and then relying on their own good looks, they feel like a princess and a prince.

Originally, it was forbidden to jump in the queue. If you have no one to speak, then everyone may just keep silent and pretend that they don’t know.But as long as one person stood up, it felt like those people had found an organization, and all of them appeared. I saw a tall man, and looked at a boy who was a head taller than Wu Xiaoyu, pointing at Wu Xiaoyu and said: " What's your tone? You don't jump in the line and you walk to the front of the line with your things? A big man is arguing with a few little girls, and you're being kind."

Wu Xiaoyu could have gone around from the outside, but because there were too many people, if he went around from the outside and then went to Suixuan's side, he had to go through the crowd. Because there are things blocking the aisle, the empty space is large, so it will be much easier to walk.Wu Xiaoyu is not the kind of cowardly person either, Sui Xuan knows it very well, Wu Xiaoyu is a person who is soft but not hard, sometimes, his brain just can't turn it around.At this moment, someone talked to him in a loud voice, and he was like a firecracker on fire. He blushed and said, "I just passed by here. Which eye of yours saw me jumping in line? Besides, it was her." You dragged me to get rid of my things first, why should I apologize? What’s wrong with men, men have no human rights?” He kept saying that men and women are equal, but at this time, men and women have to be separated like this up?

"you!"

Seeing that the scene was a bit out of control, Suixuan and the NPC naturally knew about the commotion here.The NPC who managed the order came first. The person who came first separated the tall boy from Wu Xiaoyu, because the two boys are more likely to act impulsively when they get along. If there is a fight or something like that, it will be bad.That's when I asked what happened.After learning that Wu Xiaoyu wanted to jump in the queue, they turned their attention to Wu Xiaoyu.

Wu Xiaoyu said aggrievedly: "I just walked from here, I didn't want to jump in line!"

Just when those people were still talking, a voice came over and said, "Well, he is my friend."

I don't know what others think of Sui Xuan. Anyway, from Wu Xiaoyu's point of view, every step of Sui Xuan seems to have a halo of light, and then he walked towards him stepping on the rhythm of the Bible.When she got to his side, she bent down first, helped him pick up the big pillow on the ground, and then took everything from his hand.The reason why Wu Xiaoyu was mistaken for jumping the queue was largely due to the pile of things in his hands.

"Ah? Well, that's a misunderstanding." The NPCs who had never encountered such a thing felt at a loss as to what to do.

The appearance of Sui Xuan obviously told those who pulled Wu Xiaoyu and said Wu Xiaoyu just now that it was true that Wu Xiaoyu said that he was not jumping in the queue.Later, I thought that Suixuan finally came to the comic book signing event. Their behavior as fans, they did not intend to say that they were sabotaging Suixuan's signing event, and then those who felt wronged were embarrassed and honest.

Originally, this matter was not about Sui Xuan's business, but he still apologized and said: "There are too many people today, and I am sorry to make you unhappy." He would not say that Wu Xiaoyu was wrong, and he also understood Why did Wu Xiaoyu go this way?In fact, to put it bluntly, it was the reason why he didn't make it clear to Wu Xiaoyu.

Wu Xiaoyu is just a little impulsive, not the unreasonable type.In fact, he has realized his mistake since someone said that he jumped in line. Even if there are more people, he should not leave the line. It is normal behavior to be misunderstood.He glanced at them shyly, and then admitted his mistake directly without twitching: "It's my fault, I didn't expect to be able to walk through it. I'm sorry, I still talk to girls like this."

How should I put it, people are popular because they are good-looking. Besides, it is not a big deal. It all stems from a misunderstanding. Since the two parties have such a good attitude of admitting their mistakes, there is no need to say anything.The past is the past.When Suixuan brought Wu Xiaoyu back to his seat, he specifically said to Fang Mengjie: "There are so many people today and the weather is so hot, it's not easy for everyone, can I trouble you to buy some drinks for these fans who are queuing up? When I treat you."

After Fang Mengjie heard this, he naturally said that there was no problem.After discussing with the NPCs who rushed over just now, those people went to buy drinks.

Those who were waiting to sign the sale at a close distance stared wide-eyed and looked at Suixuan in disbelief. Whoever said that their family was unreasonable in the future, he would definitely spray them to death!The people who lined up behind this matter didn't know about it, but it didn't prevent those who knew about it from spreading the news to the back. Those who heard it felt that their family was too warm, especially the few people who had a dispute with Wu Xiaoyu just now. I feel that I am too inappropriate.

Sui Xuan also specially told the people who came to sign: "The drinks will arrive in a while, and those who signed earlier can also come and get them. You have supported me for so long, and you have to give something back."

"!"

Wu Xiaoyu had the same idea with those people who felt that he shouldn't, and he helped to turn over the books that those people wanted to sign for sale without saying a word, because this kind of book signing is usually on the title page inside, like Few of the people who came to sign had only one book. With his help, Sui Xuan's speed would be much faster.

"What? Still feel sorry?" The reason why Sui Xuan didn't say anything was because he wanted Wu Xiaoyu to be alone, but he didn't expect Wu Xiaoyu to be so hard-headed, he still couldn't figure it out after such a long time.He had no choice but to speak.

Wu Xiaoyu pursed her lips, then whispered, "It's all my fault."

"Well, it's indeed your fault." Sui Xuan gave Wu Xiaoyu a funny look before signing, then handed the book in his hand to the fans waiting aside, and said politely: "Thank you for your support."

"!" Wu Xiaoyu didn't know why, she clearly knew it was her fault, but when she heard Sui Xuan say that, she felt wronged, so she groaned and lowered her head even lower.

Suixuan looked at Wu Xiaoyu's ostrich-like expression, then squeezed Wu Xiaoyu's ear with one hand, and then said: "You buy so many things, when the time comes, someone who cares will find out, and think that I need to buy my own Books and peripherals to increase sales.” He was helpless, Wu Xiaoyu, it’s a good thing he didn’t continue to study at the beginning, and now he doesn’t study, and there is not enough space in his brain. If he continued to study at that time, he would have less space Must be stuffed?He used to think that Wu Xiaoyu could always score 38 points in the test, maybe Wu Xiaoyu would do it, he is the kind of person who often appears in novels who deliberately chooses the wrong answer every time, but now, it seems that this IQ, 38 points, is probably his true level.

"Who dares to think so? I'll spray him to death!" Wu Xiaoyu didn't expect that what Sui Xuan said was this, and her originally depressed mood suddenly rose because of the thought of someone slandering Sui Xuan.When he spoke, he didn't lower his voice because he was excited, and many people who were waiting for the signature heard it. When he realized what he had done, his face turned red like a monkey's butt.Then he quickly lowered his head, and could still hear Sui Xuan holding back a smile and saying, "Why don't I know, you worship me so much?"

"..."

The interaction between Sui Xuan and Wu Xiaoyu made the Xie Feng, who was originally fond of boys, suddenly seem like an official candy.The girl who had been watching from the sidelines waiting for the autograph blushed for a long time before hesitatingly asked, "Master, may I ask, do you really like boys?"

Sui Xuan raised his head uprightly, glanced at her, then raised his eyebrows: "Guess?"

This kind of feeling made people feel like they were collapsing, and accidentally poked the cuteness of the little girl. Suddenly, she handed over a picture that she had been holding in her hand, and then said as if mustering up her courage: "I I like this picture you drew the most, may I take the liberty to ask for an autograph!"

Like this kind of signing event, some fans will bring their own big things that they bought before, and then come to ask for autographs, but this kind of behavior is quite rare.Ordinary people, since they are all fans, don't care about the money, just support the people they like.But the painting that the girl took out now was obviously printed by herself.The source of it is Suixuan's Weibo. It was a picture posted by Wu Xiaoyu when he hadn't paid attention to Suixuan. The picture shows a very cute little boy "wearing" a shirt with all the buttons unbuttoned. Open, from the scattered buttons on the bed, one can imagine that the clothes were directly torn by violent means, and it can also be seen that the artist was very careful when drawing this picture.The shirt was half-faded and gathered at the little boy's wrist, and then the zipper of the boy's pants was also opened. His neck was tilted back, his expression was intoxicated, there was a separate bow tie on his neck, and half a handsome face appeared from behind the tie. , the owner of this face encircled the boy's waist with one hand like a prison, and the other hand disappeared under the boy's underwear. It was obvious what he was doing.

Wu Xiaoyu originally lowered her head, but just raised her head after hearing the girl's words, just in time to see Sui Xuan taking the painting, and then said with a very happy smile: "I also like this painting very much." The hand moved quickly on it, skillfully writing his signature directly on the little boy's pants, precisely where the hand disappeared.As if he was afraid that people would not know that he was going to say that this position is his exclusive, so he didn’t draw any more, feeling that this is the best state of this painting, and politely said: “Thank you for your support, you are very discerning.” Integrity It's almost as if what he signed now is not a little yellow picture!

Wu Xiaoyu's eyes widened slightly, and then she blushed, her neck and ear tips were stained, and her head was slightly tilted back because she wanted to feel itchy nose and was afraid of spurting blood. She looked very much like the little boy in the painting just now.The girl who got the autograph blushed and thanked Wu Xiaoyu contentedly. When she saw Wu Xiaoyu, she said something special: "Madam is very cute! I wish you happiness!"

Sui Xuan took a meaningful look at the place where the girl had gone, and then asked, "Why are you looking up?"

"..." Wu Xiaoyu felt that he was not good right now, and then he tried to calm himself down. Why did he obviously like a girl, but when he saw the painting just now, he felt excited?It seems that the whole body is going to burn! ! !What kept replaying in his mind was actually the half-exposed face. In the end, he seemed to give up and said, "I seem... to have a nosebleed..."

During the subsequent signing process of Suixuan, Wu Xiaoyu lowered her head the whole time, holding her mobile phone, eagerly waiting for a reply.There is a freshly posted post on the mobile phone with a bright post label: "Urgent! Suddenly I found out that my male best friend actually drew a little pornographic picture! And what should I do if I have a nosebleed from the mainstream male in the picture? By the way, I am also a man, The kind that likes girls. What should I do? I'm in a hurry!"

The author has something to say:

Well, yesterday the author was playing with Xiaoxiaole and his nosebleed suddenly appeared, and then it flowed for almost an hour == it was really bleeding, and then I didn’t update it completely, I added it today, yesterday added today’s, a total of 6000 More than two hundred words, it's refreshing to read!hey hey hey

Wu Xiaoyu: I was wrong

Suixuan: Huh?you are right?

Wu Xiaoyu: Then why are you apologizing?

Suixuan: Anyway, you are right

Wu Xiaoyu: ...

Author: Actually, he is just a mindless wife... oh~