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Chapter 36 Your brain hole was hit by a meteorite

"Let me tell you, at the beginning of this universe, there was a very, very powerful person. His name was...well...or let's call him Big Dog. When he was born for the first time, It was a burst of firecrackers, colorful flags flying, in short, the auspicious atmosphere of heaven and earth appeared..."

Wu Xiaoyu and the others planned to walk around after dinner, but Wu Xiaoyu didn't think it was interesting just to walk around.Places like H City have pleasant scenery, but the most desirable thing is the various stories in the city.Just looking at the scenery, where is there no beauty?Wu Xiaoyu is also the kind of person who can't sit still, so she just wanted to follow Xuan and ask Sui Xuan how she came up with the stories in the cartoons she drew.Then we chatted happily while talking, and started telling various stories uncontrollably.

"First of all, a very, very powerful person, he should not be called a big dog." The story of the legendary hero at the beginning of the universe that Sui Xuan is listening to is already the third story he has heard before that. , and the names of protagonists such as Zhuxiaxia and Goudan.Reluctantly, he pressed Wu Xiaoyu's head to refute that the name was a small problem, and then continued: "The second is that we won't talk about anything else. Since this is the beginning of the universe, there will definitely be no firecrackers and firecrackers." Colorful flags, even if there are, these are used to welcome festivals or something, and they are not auspicious ambitions." To be honest, Wu Xiaoyu's brain hole is really, what is lacking, don't want it.

"Oh..." Wu Xiaoyu also knew that her ability to make up stories was not very good. When she first talked to Sui Xuan, she just wanted to get the guidance of the great god and hoped that she could improve herself.But he didn't rely on this to make a living like Sui Xuan. After being pointed out many times but still not making any progress, he shrugged indifferently, and then said with a smile: "Forget it, I'm just a relying on it anyway." A person who eats with handicrafts can’t see a stone falling from the sky, my brain, there can’t be such a thing as a hole.” He thought for a while, and suddenly felt that what he said didn’t seem quite right. Did you say that Sui Xuan was hit by a stone?Then he immediately turned his head to look at Sui Xuan, and sure enough, seeing Sui Xuan looking at him helplessly, he smirked, and then said: "Well, but my ability to tell stories is still good, alas, are you afraid of ghosts? "

Sui Xuan is a typical atheist, that kind of person, when he walks to the cemetery in the middle of the night and sees the green light, he can rationally say that this is a scientific phenomenon that occurs because the corpse rots, and then the phosphorus comes into contact with the air, which spontaneously ignites. It is commonly known as ghost fire people.But he can especially understand what a person with a desire to tell a story wants to say at this moment.Some people have analyzed before that Sui Xuan's comics always cater to the audience's taste very well. Some people say that this is flattering the audience, but Sui Xuan directly asked: "No one will read the things you draw. What are you doing?" Simply put, he is a very rational person.Wu Xiaoyu obviously wanted to change the subject now, if he said he was not afraid at this time, then it would be meaningless.So in order to save face for Wu Xiaoyu, Sui Xuan even opened his eyes wide with special acting skills, and then said: "I'm afraid."

"..." It's not convincing at all!Do you think that widening your eyes means you are afraid?There are a lot of people taking selfies with their eyes wide open!

Wu Xiaoyu glanced at Sui Xuan speechlessly, although she felt that Sui Xuan's actions were perfunctory, but thinking about his paralyzed face, she still felt that this was already a good deal for her.Now that the ladders have been handed over, it would be foolish not to get down.

Wu Xiaoyu tugged at her sleeves, cleared her throat, and said to Sui Xuan very seriously, "Let me tell you, this is a story I heard before, and it's true!" Like It is this kind of ghost story that is scary when it happened in real life. Therefore, at the beginning of many ghost stories, they will say something very silly, this is a true story, and they want to create a terrifying atmosphere, but what Wu Xiaoyu said , really didn't bluff people: "At that time, Mo Qiqi and I were in the store, and there were no customers, so we talked to each other about the horrific things we encountered. This was what Tong Ya said. It was said that their family There is a high-end community, before it was built, it was a cemetery, and then her aunt bought a house there, and the house had just handed over the keys, and the family finished their meal, thinking that it was early, a group of relatives and friends She wanted to see the new house. At that time, her aunt’s son also followed him. The child was only in kindergarten. When the door opened, it was obviously just a rough house with only cement walls, but the child pulled his mother’s clothes Jiao asked, "Mom, why are there so many uncles and aunts playing mahjong in our family?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Xiaoyu immediately felt his hair stand on end.At that time, Tong Ya's story scared him so much that he didn't sleep well for several nights.He shook his body, then rubbed his arm, and then he felt better. When he turned his head to see Sui Xuan's reaction, he saw that the person who was listening to his story did not move at all, and was pursing his lips, looking at Sui Xuan. Looking at him, just about to say something to Sui Xuan, Sui Xuan stretched out a hand, put it on his head and rubbed it gently.

"Okay, don't be afraid that I'm here." When Sui Xuan spoke, his voice was neither soft nor heavy, which could give people a lot of comfort. Wu Xiaoyu could feel the gentleness of this person through the touch of the top of his head.

Although he felt that Sui Xuan's appearance was very healing and warming, but as a storyteller, he was scared to death and did not scare Su Xuan. He still felt that he had failed, so he said dissatisfiedly: "I'm a big man!" After finishing speaking, he even took off Sui Xuan's hand on top of his head, and said unconvinced, "I'll tell you one more thing!"

This story was told by Mo Qiqi, and from what Mo Qiqi said, it was something she experienced herself.

It was the dormitory of Mo Qiqi and their university. There were six people in one dormitory. Among the six people, four of them were in bunk beds, and the other two were on the other side.There is a corridor in the middle.As a game dog, Mo Qiqi played games until one o'clock in the morning that night, and the lights in the dormitory were turned off at 11:30.When she finished typing that copy, she was about to wash up and go to bed, but when she turned her head, she saw the light on the bed of the girl on the bunk above her.So she went to ask, "Oh? Hongyun, why aren't you sleeping yet?" She didn't get a reply for a long time.By the time she washed up and returned to the dormitory, the lights were already off.

Originally thinking that it was a simple kind of light that turned on because she accidentally pressed the phone, she fell asleep by herself.You know, in the university dormitory, when you are bored, you like to talk, the kind that talks about everything.Then she inadvertently said: "Oh? Li Hongyun, why are you so late yesterday, and the phone light is still on? Did you accidentally press it, and you didn't respond when I called you. I thought you were playing on your phone and didn't sleep Woolen cloth."

It was just a casual gossip when she said it, but the girl on the upper bunk said: "Impossible, my two mobile phones were on the table yesterday, where did I get the mobile phone on the bed? They are all charging. I Just pulled it out."

"..." After a while of silence, another girl in their dormitory who was sleeping above that girl's desk said, "I seemed to wake up in the middle of the night last night. A bright red sweater that I had never seen before stood motionless in the middle aisle, I thought I was dreaming, and fell asleep after thinking about it."

"..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Wu Xiaoyu's story was just finished when two girls cried out in horror from behind him and Sui Xuan.

"I'll go!" Wu Xiaoyu herself was already frightened by this incident at that time, saying it again now is equivalent to revisiting it.But still feel horrible.Before he could recover, he heard the girl's sharp cry, jumped up in fright, threw himself into Sui Xuan's arms and cursed loudly.

The two girls at the back finally calmed down, and removed their hands covering their eyes because of fear, and saw Sui Xuan hugging Wu Xiaoyu tightly.She blushed, and then a girl said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I, we shouldn't be eavesdropping on your story." When she was speaking, there were still tears in the corners of her eyes, and she seemed to be quite frightened.

Hearing the girl's voice, Wu Xiaoyu let go of Suixuan's waist after a long time, then shook her head in a particularly cowardly manner, and said, "It's okay to listen to the story, sisters, people who scare people will scare people to death!" He was really afraid of this This kind of thing, every time I listen to it, it is a momentary pleasure, and afterwards it is called a crematorium.At this moment, he was still being exposed like this, if Suxuan hadn't hugged him, he would have sang in the West Lake by now, "Who is in the West Lake, my tears~"

After both parties calmed down, Wu Xiaoyu found out that the two girls thought he was very handsome and wanted to take a photo secretly, but they happened to hear Wu Xiaoyu telling a story, and they were curious, so they followed all the way without saying a word. As a result, I was so scared to death that tears came out, which also scared Wu Xiaoyu's little heart by the way.

"In the future, let's go back and talk about this kind of story, in case what we hear is someone with a bad heart..." Wu Xiaoyu cried, and the girl admitted her mistake with sincerity. Well, after accepting the girl's apology, he said aggrievedly.

"Yeah." Suixuan just felt that Wu Xiaoyu's appearance just now was very cute, and she looks cute now, but she didn't feel much about the story: "I didn't do anything bad, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door." He said comfortingly.

"Ah, ah, don't say it, don't say it, I'm a little panicked when I hear that word." Wu Xiaoyu covered Sui Xuan's mouth, and said in a hurry.In fact, until now he doesn't quite understand why he can change the subject even when he is obviously doing something else, but he chose to tell a ghost story, and until now his hairs are still lying down obediently.

The author has something to say:

Let me tell you, these two stories are true. The story of the house was told by the girl in the studio when I was painting.The story of the dormitory in the back is in the dormitory of the stupid author~ At that time, my hands were shaking when I was playing games. At night, a group of us went to buy garlic or something. Speechless, do you think you are a vampire ==

Oh well, anyway, I didn’t buy garlic or anything~┑( ̄Д ̄)┍

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