Someone check the water meter

Lake tour, boating, tea tasting, chatting.

The beautiful scenery of the West Lake makes people feel refreshed and happy. The warm wind blows over the cheeks, which brings the feeling of exhaling close to the face of a sympathetic person, which makes people tremble.

Before Wu Xiaoyu came, she checked a lot of information carefully. In the secret team that had been disbanded, there was a person who happened to be from H City, so Wu Xiaoyu went out to find that girl with the cheek.Although the organization has been disbanded, the girl is enthusiastic, and Yu Wu Xiaoyu made many recommendations for delicious food and fun in H City.But one of them made Wu Xiaoyu feel a little unacceptable.At the moment when the beautiful scenery was present, Wu Xiaoyu suddenly thought of the rumor that made him sick, so he took La Suixuan's hand and said, "Do you want to hear the story of Xu Xian and the white lady on the Broken Bridge?"

There are three kinds of boats by the West Lake, one is an ordinary tourist boat, usually a tourist group, with a group of people, one or two boats, and then everyone sits on such a boat, each boat has an explanation tour guide.There is also a kind of private boat that does not require you to do it yourself, and is equipped with a rowing boat for you.And Wu Xiaoyu and the others are sitting in the third type, which is the cruise ship they stepped on.Although the price is the most expensive, it is better than chartering a boat. If you want to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner in this lake, no one will care about you.

When Sui Xuan heard Wu Xiaoyu's words, he knew that it was probably not some romantic legend about the White Snake, because if it was the same legend as Yu's filmed work, then Wu Xiaoyu would never use this kind of expression that you don't know, please beg me look at him.Wu Xiaoyu's expression is very characteristic. Usually, his eyes seem to be hazy because of peach blossom eyes.But at this time, his eyes were almost narrowed into a crescent moon, and his eyebrows were so distorted that after they were wrinkled together, they still kept rising.The small mouth was pursed so that only a trace of pink could be seen on the edge of the lips.

"Well, tell me." Sui Xuan casually opened the box of pastries he just bought, and placed it in front of Wu Xiaoyu.I leaned my body back a little, and stopped stepping on that foot, obviously ready to listen to Wu Xiaoyu's story.

What Wu Xiaoyu likes most is Sui Xuan's point. He finds that Sui Xuan is really a good listener: "Let me tell you, isn't that white lady a snake demon before? Do you know why Fa Hai keeps chasing after her?" Will the white lady not let go?" He looked at Sui Xuan excitedly.

Sui Xuan originally thought he would just listen to it, but he didn't expect to have to face Wu Xiaoyu's question. He thought for a while, and then said: "Actually, Fa Hai likes the white lady, and in the end, because of love, he hates it?" Although this kind of plot is very vulgar , but if it is a work, many girls will complain about it, but they can't stop with this kind of vulgar routine drama.In the original works, Fa Hai's feelings for the White Snake were actually vaguely revealed, but this Fa Hai is a monk after all, so it's hard to say too clearly, so the gist is still to say that Hai is a monk who doesn't understand love, and only Want to subdue demons.The only thing that makes Fa Hai not so immortal is that his presumably purpose of subduing demons is mixed with some white lady who stole his elixir before. After all, people still have selfish intentions.

"You don't know that!" Wu Xiaoyu sat up straight after hearing Sui Xuan's answer, then raised her voice and said, "I'm telling you! That's not the case!" During the period, because she was too excited, Accidentally, his voice broke, and he was a little embarrassed, so he took a big sip of the water handed over by Sui Xuan with a smile, and then continued: "Let me tell you, actually, Fa Hai and the Queen Mother who went to heaven that day have a relationship. After a period of friendship, the queen mother gave Fahai an elixir, which was hidden in the glutinous rice balls. If Fahai ate the elixir, he would become a fairy. As a result, one day Fahai's digestion was not very good, and he walked by the broken bridge , I accidentally vomited out, and spit out the glutinous rice balls wrapped in elixir, which happened to be eaten by the white lady waiting under the bridge. After that, the white lady turned into a human being, but Fahai lost the chance to become a fairy. That's why I have been chasing after the white lady."

"……"vomit……

"Why, a good story is adapted like this?" Sui Xuan felt that he was a person with a strong ability to accept, but when he first heard this kind of divine development, he felt that he couldn't accept it.Spit it out?Still eat?Could it be that after Fahai chased after the white lady, did he want to get the elixir disguised as glutinous rice balls out of the white lady's body, and then eat it?

"I don't know either. Anyway, that fan of yours who had a good relationship with me before, isn't she from H City? She told me." Wu Xiaoyu first thought about the things she felt disgusting, and she must let everyone Xuan also listened to it, and then empathized with it.So now seeing Suxuan's livid face, he feels very good. In fact, he felt a little sick to his stomach when he finished talking at the beginning, but, seeing Suxuan like this, he was happy at once, and patted Suxuan's Back, and then comforted: "I don't think this story is reasonable. Think about it, elixir usually melts in the mouth, and it absorbs twice as well. Why did it become a glutinous rice crop here, causing people to vomit. Besides, if you spit out such a big thing, you still hold it with your hands, knowing that you have eaten the elixir, but still throwing it up casually, this Fa Hai is too immature!"

"..." Sui Xuan felt that he had never wanted to listen to Wu Xiaoyu like he was now.

Probably because Sui Xuan's complexion was really bad, they were not in the mood to watch the scenery of the lake and mountains, so they had to let Wu Xiaoyu step on the boat, and the two of them landed not long after.Behind Wu Xiaoyu, Sui Xuan looked at Wu Xiaoyu's back with complicated eyes, and began to plan in his heart, how to separate Wu Xiaoyu from this terrifying online world. If this continues, he is really worried that he will not be able to bear it someday of.

The author has something to say:

==Don’t think I’m disgusting, I’m also the one who was disgusted... At that time I still remember that I was studying, and then my teacher told me this story, I didn’t eat a single glutinous rice ball that year, obviously I am a person who loves glutinous rice balls QAQ I wrote it after a few days after the Lantern Festival~