Someone check the water meter

Although Wu Xiaoyu is not the kind of person who wants to hide the vest from the beginning, but I have to say that his vest is too recognizable.Because every time Wu Xiaoyu chooses a name, it is not related to Xiaoyu, and it is easy to see through a person from the style of Weibo.It's like the kind of cold joke that no one would forward 800 years ago, like a bun walking on the road and eating it when it feels hungry. Except for him, few people are so enthusiastic about it.Sui Xuan looked at the comments of Xiaoyu, who had a unique painting style under his comics, and could attract his attention even if it wasn't by name. He really wanted to rush to Wu Xiaoyu and pull his clothes Just shaking for a while, pointing at his nose and telling him that he is crooked!I like boys!It's best that the boy is still like you!But fortunately, he is not this kind of person.

"Huh? Xiao Yu, are you asleep?" Just as Wu Xiaoyu was about to fall asleep in a daze, he received a call from Sui Xuan, and after he gave a hello, he heard a cold voice coming from the other end of the phone , but with a very magnetic voice, asked.With this voice, Wu Xiaoyu dares to guarantee that Sui Xuan can make many girls go high with just his voice!tide.

Excuse me, when you are about to see Guoming's husband Zhou Gong, a person calls and asks if you are asleep, how should you answer?Should I go over and say, even if I was already asleep, I was woken up by your harassment, or I said politely, didn't sleep?Waiting online, very urgent.For people like Wu Xiaoyu, what he hates the most is being disturbed by others, because he thinks it is a very uncomfortable thing. If it was someone else, he would have yelled at it long ago, but it was Sui Xuan who spoke to you in such a gentle tone , if he yells, he always feels bad, besides, Sui Xuan and his relationship are not bad: "Well... ready to sleep." When Wu Xiaoyu said this, he only felt that his heart was bleeding , what preparation?His preparations are like going out now, he has already reached the gate of the community, and he found his wallet at home, okay?

"Oh, I'm sorry to wake you up." Naturally, Suixuan wouldn't believe Wu Xiaoyu's words. There was no way. I can't pretend to be stupid.In fact, he really had nothing to do, he just felt depressed looking at the messages on the computer and couldn't sleep, so he had to call Wu Xiaoyu, the culprit, to solve his depression.

"Oh! Aren't we all friends? Besides, I'm already awake. If you have anything to say, just tell me, mother-in-law is like a big girl!" Wu Xiaoyu, when he said that he was going to sleep just now, it was already his extraordinary performance You are so gentle, do you want to expect him and Sui Xuan to be here at this time, to wake you up, ah, no, no, no, no, it's all my fault, anyway, have you been in ink on this issue for a long time?Sorry, that really overestimated his patience.He can't do it.

Sui Xuan didn't expect Wu Xiaoyu to be polite to him at first, and what Wu Xiaoyu said was always rough and unreasonable, indeed, he even woke up.Listening to Wu Xiaoyu's tone, it was obviously the depression of being woken up, and thinking about being woken up, he was not in a good mood.Sui Xuan, who originally wanted to directly say that it was nothing serious, finally swallowed the half sentence in his stomach: "Well, I just suddenly feel that I have lost my love, thinking that you look good, and there are so many people who like you, it must be very interesting. I’m here to ask you for my experience.” While speaking, he didn’t have any free hands, and he was naturally writing a draft with a pen on the digital board.

When it comes to drafts, one of the few Suian who has seen Sui Xuan's paintings once gave an evaluation that Sui Xuan is definitely a draft of the soul!If Suixuan's draft can be released to the public, like making a video or something, it will definitely cause a bigger disturbance than his comics.Because Sui Xuan can let you see how he turns a few balls of thread, which are completely invisible, into exquisite paintings.I still remember the first time when Sui’an watched Suixuan’s painting, he said in embarrassment, “You were taught by a ball of wool?” This is definitely much more difficult than that pictograph. Even if you are blind, you won't know what he is painting.

"Broken love?" Wu Xiaoyu is this person, the child is a good child, but apart from being a little irritable, he also has a little bit of gossip.But his gossip is different from girls' gossip. He only gossips about acquaintances, which is still a good relationship, and if you let him know that you are unlucky, he can think about Lele and Lele, and the day will pass.Of course, he is still very principled, that is, if you are miserable, he will not base his happiness on your pain.For example... now: "Uh, cough cough, what's going on? Why did you lose your relationship? I remember that you don't have a date?" If you want a date, then buy clothes or something, it should be his date , what's the matter with me?Besides, if there is a partner, will the lady boss call her?etc!Boss!He suddenly felt a little terrified: "That! It's not because your girlfriend knows about us, so she bragged with you, right?"

From Wu Xiaoyu's point of view, this crime is a big one. If this is the reason, he will feel that he owes Suixuan ah!Don't be fooled.

"No, actually, I still like men." Sui Xuan thought for a while, and said directly, he thinks that Wu Xiaoyu is a typical person whose IQ is not high, that is to say, as long as you don't explain it clearly, he will definitely not I know what you are implying: "But the person I like always thinks that I like girls, and I firmly believe so." But you really want to make it clear at once, then compare the person with the one in junior high school. It looks like it's scared away, but it's not good, this matter is a bit too big.

When Sui Xuan said that he still likes men, Wu Xiaoyu's heart was suddenly raised, but after Sui Xuan said this, he felt that he must not be talking about himself, so he was naturally relieved, but felt It didn't seem to be as smooth as expected, and I was a little panicked: "Huh? Well, then you can tell him directly."

"You also know that homosexuality is not acceptable to everyone." Sui Xuan's tone showed a bit of helplessness.

"Then it's nothing wrong with you."

……

The two chatted for a long time just like this, until Sui Xuan urged that it was too late, Wu Xiaoyu had to go to work tomorrow, and when he was about to go to bed, Wu Xiaoyu realized that it was already past twelve o'clock, he To be able to chat with Sui Xuan about homosexuality for more than an hour is amazing.

In fact, what Sui Xuan didn't know was that although Wu Xiaoyu thought he was a straight man, he really didn't dislike homosexuality.He just couldn't imagine what would happen if this happened to him.As I said earlier, Wu Xiaoyu's dropout had nothing to do with Suixuan at all, it was entirely due to time, geography, people, etc. at that time.

When hanging up the phone, Wu Xiaoyu also specially emphasized: "Don't think too much, shit, old man, what are you afraid of, just go after you if you like! I support you, young master, aren't you gay? You are so handsome , Looks rich, so what are you afraid of, just use your face to fascinate him! If you can’t add a figure, show him naked! If you can’t, use money to knock him out, get on the bus first and pay for the ticket!”

Sui Xuan hung up the phone, thinking about what Wu Xiaoyu said, figure, after thinking about it, he added another thread person to the previous draft that had already begun to take shape in his pen.The former draft villain below has rabbit ears on his head, a small tail on his buttocks, no clothes on his body, only a piece of cloth covering the important parts, his mouth is blocked, and he wears iron chains on his hands , head slightly raised back, the position of the eyes set the appearance of tears.

The author has something to say:

Hehe, I'm broken in love, believe it or not, oh my dears, I won't update tomorrow~ I'm going to make waves in the waves, there are [-] saved manuscripts in the wave new pit!Probably a very painful process~ okay?