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Chapter 14 Like a mental retardation

"You, why are you here!" Wu Xiaoyu's eyes stared at Laoyuan because of surprise, like a silly roe deer.

Wu Xiaoyu was shuttling through the crowd very fast, behind him was a particularly enthusiastic girl who had been chasing him, so she didn't pay much attention to the road and unexpectedly bumped into someone accidentally.The strong muscles touched the touch of the hand, so that he almost couldn't control it and pinched it twice, but fortunately, he stopped in time and did not cause a big mistake.But just when he was about to withdraw, the "unlucky man" who was hit by him suddenly hooked his waist with his hands, and chuckled softly: "Why are you running?" Then there was the question just now.

Sui Xuan was wearing a rare suit tonight, and he could tell at a glance that it wasn't an outfit that could be spared in a few minutes.Compared with the casualness before, he can be said to be more and more handsome now, especially because Wu Xiaoyu is so close, and because Sui Xuan's movements did not leave the muscles with good texture, it made him feel that his face It must be red, thanks to the almighty night!Sui Xuan looked behind Wu Xiaoyu, and when he saw a few beautiful figures, he lowered his head a little, leaned into Wu Xiaoyu's ear, and said softly, "I'm a student of ZG University, I haven't graduated yet. That kind." Before Wu Xiaoyu could speak, he added another sentence: "Do you need my help?"

Sui Xuan is doing well, and his grades are good. Although he is obsessed with comics and is a bit of a nonsense, he is also good.It is a simple example of other people's academic masters. ZG is a large university with a focus on science and engineering. There are more male students here, so the thinking is simple. Anyway, if you can, you will be convinced.Suixuan can be said to be the miraculous school grass of ZG University... But he is a dead house, and he usually hangs out as long as he can, and there are not many opportunities to see him. It was a sensation, but fortunately he frightened many people away with a cold face.At this time, he was holding a man in his arms, hooking the corners of his mouth, smiling charmingly, causing many men and women to have nosebleeds.Emma, ​​have all the good men gone gay?

"No need!" After finishing speaking, Wu Xiaoyu wanted to push Sui Xuan's hand away. It was quite embarrassing for the two men to hold each other in such a posture in such a large hall.But before he could make a move, he saw a girl who had just shown his love to him standing aside, and then he immediately grabbed Sui Xuan's hand and said, "Oh! Forget it, take me away, damn it Sister, it's too scary." You say, just show your favor, tell me if you confess!What are you doing pinching your face for no reason?A man's face is the same as a man's head, can it move freely!

"Pfft." Sui Xuan was very satisfied with the result. In order not to let others think about it, he didn't let go of Wu Xiaoyu's waist. He swung his hand from front to back, and now he was holding Wu Xiaoyu's waist sideways. Then he led him in such an upright manner, and left the place of right and wrong in his eyes.That posture is as beautiful as it is, Wu Xiaoyu herself is a little shorter, and being hugged by this, she is just a small bird.

Wu Xiaoyu moved unaccustomedly, but thinking about Sui Xuan's willingness to take him out, it was good intentions, so he didn't want to say anything, so he leaned on Sui Xuan's body in embarrassment, followed his footsteps, his heart was broken, He felt that if he walked away with a man in this posture tonight, no matter whether it is a dinosaur-like girl of ZG or a girl of Z, he will think he is gay, and he will never want to find a girlfriend here again .It's like a river of sadness.

"You, you, you can let go." Wu Xiaoyu said a little depressed.

"I thought...you don't want girls to pester you anymore, just thinking about it like this, it should be the most trouble-free way..." When Sui Xuan said this, he felt as wronged as he wanted: "I , and brought your autograph for you."

"..." Wu Xiaoyu has always known that he has a bad temper. After being reborn, he feels that he has changed a lot, but now seeing Sui Xuan's wronged appearance, he still feels that he has sinned a lot.After all, he was really kind to help, and he asked for help at the beginning.At first glance, Sui Xuan is the kind of person who is very upright, and he barely showed such an inappropriate expression at this time, it is probably because he has gone too far: "I, me, don't be angry, I am just a little bit uncomfortable. Excuse me." Yes, sorry.He wasn't depressed because he was destined to be scared by girls again today.But from this situation, anyway, the possibility of him finding a girl at Z University in the future is really not very high.

"That……"

"It's okay, it's okay, isn't it just that I can't find a girl? It's not the first day I'm single." Seeing that Sui Xuan wanted to talk, Wu Xiaoyu immediately stopped.One is that he doesn't like to chatter like this, and the other is that they are already doomed to fail, so if he doesn't change the subject, he will feel sad, won't he?

"Why don't I treat you to supper as an apology?" When Sui Xuan spoke, his tone was sincere, his eyes were firm, and his already three-dimensional face became more undulating under the dim light.Wu Xiaoyu stared at Sui Xuan's lips in surprise for a long time before realizing that this man's lips are so sexy that he had missed before!At this time, the thinner lips probably become a line due to tension or other emotions.They all said that people with thin lips are hard and cold-hearted, but since this person will send autographs for himself, it can be seen that it is all nonsense. It must be because people with thick lips are jealous that they said it!

It just so happened that Wu Xiaoyu began to toss her image without having dinner in order to make herself look better.Coincidentally, I found a dress that looked very flamboyant, and after I put it on, I felt panicked even if I didn't eat, so I didn't even dare to eat.At this time, I happened to be hungry and my chest was pressed against my back, so I followed without any excuses.

Not to mention that Wu Xiaoyu is a rough person, Suixuan looked particular about it, but after asking Wu Xiaoyu what he wanted to eat, he didn't hesitate, and brought people to this open-air shed to eat barbecue?

"Hey, you said, we are dressed so formally, isn't it good to eat this?" The strong smell of barbecue hits the face, with all kinds of spices and the aroma of food, making people feel that they can eat this taste Next ten bowls of rice!However, both he and Sui Xuan were wearing formal clothes that were freed up for pretending to be aggressive. If they got caught in the smell of oily smoke, they would cry to death.Wu Xiaoyu was a little embarrassed when she sat down. After hesitating for a long time, she pulled out three or four napkins and began to wipe the table and stool silently.

Suixuan is a bit of a clean freak, but it's a slight one, which can be restrained.I guess so.Anyway, since Wu Xiaoyu wants to eat, then come and eat: "It's all here, why do you want these? At worst, I don't want this clothes when I go home."

Well, well, the inhumanity is so cute!Wu Xiaoyu seemed to relieve her anger, and took back the hand that was going to hand Suxuan the cleaned stool.

Two men, sitting at this kind of barbecue stand, eating meat and drinking, that is the most enjoyable thing.Wu Xiaoyu is a person who loves meat and dislikes, so ordering food at this time is not at all ambiguous.He pretended to be heroic and yelled towards the boss: "Boss, here are twenty kebabs and grill them first!"

"..." The owner of the barbecue stand looked like a man in his early forties, and he didn't know if his skin was really dark or smoky, but it was the shiny black one anyway.After hearing Wu Xiaoyu's voice, he replied with a sense of face: "Okay! You have to come ahead and order by yourself!"

"..."

Pfft, Sui Xuan felt that he had to control himself, but the people around who heard this conversation laughed out of face, and a girl said in a voice that she thought was soft: "That guy looks pretty Looks good, why are you so stupid?" After that, he knocked on his girlfriend and said, "You should watch less idol dramas and the like, too many TV novels are really stupid, you see, it was definitely a martial arts novel or I watch too many TV dramas." Wu Xiaoyu blushed when she heard this, and originally wanted to roll up her sleeves to argue, but when she saw Sui Xuan's unbearable look of wanting to laugh or not, she smashed the table on her own: "Fuck! If you want to laugh, just laugh." Laugh, be careful to suffocate you!" Then?Then Suixuan laughed.

Wu Xiaoyu was sulking to herself, but as the saying goes, there is nothing that a piece of barbecue can't solve, if there is one, then get one!

The mutton skewers were still sizzling when they were served on the table. The fat and lean meat was tightly wrapped around a long bamboo stick. You don’t need to taste it to know what it will be like if you bite it down: “Eat it, don’t eat it.” I’m angry, it’s no big deal.” Sui Xuan handed a mutton skewer in front of Wu Xiaoyu with a funny face: “The meat skewers in their house are delicious, when I first entered university, I was so tired that I would die every night I will also come out and buy a few skewers. Later, I will not be so crazy after eating more."

Wu Xiaoyu took the mutton skewers and bit them down. Before Sui Xuan had time to remind him, Wu Xiaoyu's mouth was wide open and he kept breathing, but he just didn't want to spit out the meat in his mouth.Probably because he was afraid that the meat would fall out with his head lowered and his mouth open, so he could only tilt his head up, and the corners of his eyes were filled with steam.

"Eat slowly...it's hot..." Alas, Sui Xuan was also helpless, took Wu Xiaoyu's hand, saw that he was so hot that he couldn't bear to spit it out, so he wanted to fold his head over: "You spit it out!" He put his hand under Wu Xiaoyu's mouth, motioning for Wu Xiaoyu to spit the meat into his hand.In the end, before I said much, I saw Wu Xiaoyu chewing, chewing, swallowing that big mouthful of mutton, and then said with tears in his eyes, "It's delicious..."

"You!" Sui Xuan didn't know what to say to Wu Xiaoyu for a while, he wanted to scold him, but he thought it was cute, so don't scold him, and felt that he could do it directly: "Put out your tongue and let me see!"

"Is it burnt?" Wu Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue, uttering words with difficulty.

The pink lips, as if a girl had applied lip gloss, became glossy and red because of the saliva and the heat of the mutton just now.A small part of her tongue was exposed, trembling because of anxiety, the master still stared at you with big innocent eyes, watery.Although he knew that there should be no twists and turns, Suixuan couldn't help rolling his throat: "Well, how could it burn off so quickly? But it's red, so be careful when eating later."

"Ok!"

Originally thought that Wu Xiaoyu would like to eat this mutton skewer very much, but Suixuan stopped after seeing that he tasted only two skewers, looked at Wu Xiaoyu with a little doubt, and then... Wu Xiaoyu said embarrassedly: " The clothes are too tight, I want to take them off and eat."

……

So, it really makes sense to say that radishes and vegetables have their own preferences.Otherwise, why would someone like Sui Xuan fall in love with a kindergarten with only a face like Wu Xiaoyu?

The author has something to say:

When coding this chapter, I feel that I am facing a mental retardation ==

Well, there is also the fact that I may have to ask for two days off in the future, and I have to shoot on Saturdays and Sundays. According to past experience, I have to shoot for one day, so let me tell you in advance~ ok, we will be on Monday See

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