Someone check the water meter

"Xiao Yu, what do you like to eat?" Sui Mama walked in front like an old hen with two chicks, looking at the dazzling array of things in front of her and asking here and there, for fear of missing something that Wu Xiaoyu likes to eat.

Wu Xiaoyu pushed the car that came from her mother's house, and her eyes turned to the place where the cod was sold.Then I struggled for a while, wondering if it would be too troublesome to say that I want to eat cod?Somewhat reluctantly, he moved his eyes to the other side, pointed to a purple round radish and said, "Auntie, let's buy some scrambled eggs. Onion eggs are my favorite!"

"..."

The radish was round, still dark purple in color, and it was a little far away from where they were.In addition, Wu Xiaoyu doesn't like to eat radishes or onions, so he naturally misunderstood it.However, Wu Xiaoyu didn't react at all. While pushing the car to go there, she snapped her fingers and said to her mother: "Onions can improve people's immunity and protect the cardiovascular system. It can prevent the growth of various tumors. Improve the function of health hormones, there are many effects, it is simply a fighter in food! Eat more onions..."

The reason why Wu Xiaoyu chose purple radish was because he hated onions, vegetables that make people cry, for a while.That day he ordered a takeaway from the store, but he didn't expect that when the lunch box was opened, there were a lot of onions in each one.As the boss, Wu Xiaoyu was not particular at all, picked out all the onions, and exchanged other dishes in her bowl with Mo Qiqi.In the end, Mo Qiqi mercilessly rejected her. By the way, she popularized a lot about the effects of onions.The poor onion at the end, of course, no one could get it into his mouth, but the moment he saw that round purple figure, he thought, if he said this, would Suixuan's mother think Are you virtuous?And then you fell in love with him even more?

An old woman who happened to be next to them walked by them with a bag of eggs. Seeing Wu Xiaoyu pointing at the purple radish and talking about onions, she couldn't hold back. She kindly said, "Young man, those are radishes, not onions."

"..." Wu Xiaoyu felt at that time that her throat seemed to be blocked by something, and she couldn't make a sound.

Both Suixuan and Sui's mother held back their laughter early on. Seeing Wu Xiaoyu pointing at carrots and talking about onions, they thought they were cute, and they never made a sound to remind them.Now that someone pointed it out, they finally burst out laughing.

"Tell my mother what you want to eat, you..." Although Sui Xuan didn't laugh wildly, but because he had held back his laughter for a long time before, his stomach hurt a little now, so he stretched out his hand to rub Rubbing Wu Xiaoyu, who was still upset, said comfortingly.

Of course Wu Xiaoyu didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction with Sui's mother, but facing Sui Xuan, he secretly stretched out his hoof and stepped on Sui Xuan's feet.Fortunately, he's not a girl and doesn't have high heels, but the real kick still hurts so much that Sui Xuan's brows twitched a little.

"Why are you like this? Is it fun to watch me make a fool of myself in front of my aunt?" Wu Xiaoyu became more and more angry. He saw it last night. He said on the Internet that there are a lot of things to do when meeting parents for the first time. I think you are sensible.Then you have to show your erudition in life. A child who can manage the family and live will always be recognized by the other parent.But now it’s all right, he pointed to a stinky carrot and said it was an onion, which is obviously the so-called indistinct limbs and grains: "Why didn't you remind me that it was a carrot? You still took the lead in laughing at me! You won't be allowed to eat it for another month." Eat desserts! You say you, what good is it to you that the image of the young master is gone in front of the aunt? What do you want to find another one?" Qichen, who had been forgotten to the corner, suddenly jumped out, and in Wu Xiaoyu's mind Running around in the middle, like a goblin that can't be caught.

Of course, Sui Xuan had to explain, but Wu Xiaoyu, who decided on something, felt that he must be right in a short period of time, and he couldn't listen to what others said.

Although the two children behind them lowered their voices and did not move much, after all, the three of them were walking together. It was funny to hear the young couple arguing over little things just like normal couples with their mother. .She and Suixuan's father can be said to be an arranged marriage. They didn't go through this process, and they were very jealous when they saw it. Of course, they didn't think there was anything wrong.

The three of them couldn't eat much, but because of their mother, when they went out from the supermarket, they had already taken two large plastic bags.When swiping the card, Sui Xuan naturally took out the card that Wu Xiaoyu gave him, which made Wu Xiaoyu feel better and calmed down a bit.He also snorted softly, expressing his satisfaction.

"So, why are you at my house?" It was originally planned to be a family of three dinner, but when they arrived at the door with their things, they found that the house key had been confiscated, and Sui An could only wait at the door. Only.

Following her mother to the kitchen to cook, Wu Xiaoyu followed to the kitchen to help Sui's mother, leaving only Sui Xuan outside to accompany Suian.

Sui'an usually looks like he has excess energy, but today he is as weak as an eggplant that has been beaten by frost.He looked at Suixuan nervously, and he hesitated for a long time before he said: "You, you haven't updated the manga for a long time! Recently, recently, have you been on the pictures of men and women, cough, too much How much time? I, I want to stay at your house for a few days! Supervise your updates!" The last two sentences were finally spoken smoothly.

"I just talked to someone new yesterday." He looked wrong like this, obviously looking for trouble for nothing.Sui Xuan raised his eyebrows, ignoring his clumsy excuse.It's not that he is stingy with Sui'an's room, but looking at him, it's impossible for you to ask nothing: "Tell me, why do you want to live in my house?"

"I..." Sui'an was like a chick hatched and suddenly got stuck in the eggshell. The sound that was originally the size of a mosquito was directly silenced in the end.Sui Xuan, who was still waiting for his next words with ears pricked up, was speechless.

"Like a woman." Wu Xiaoyu happened to come out of the kitchen shaking his hands, and he was very angry at what Sui'an was like, so he wanted to know the reason, but he didn't expect that I hadn't seen him for a long time. The following is up.Then he groaned, and went back to the kitchen to peel the garlic with his mother.

"..." Sui'an was so aggrieved that he wanted to cry, he didn't want to, but he couldn't say what to do!

Seeing Sui'an like this, Sui Xuan sighed, and then asked: "Did you crush the snail that overtook to death?" With Sui'an's nervous state now, he might not be able to bear any stimulation.He made a joke in a rare and considerate way, trying to tell Suian to relax and not be so nervous.

"What snail!" Sure enough, Sui'an was similar to Wu Xiaoyu, and he was easily distracted.Seeing the expression on Sui Xuan's face as expected, he immediately made a bitter face, and said resignedly with a face of lovelessness in this life: "I probably have to change companies. Will you come with me when the time comes?"

"Huh?" Sui'an was still very surprised by Sui Xuan's words.It's no secret that Sui'an has been spying on their editor-in-chief for many years. In fact, Sui'an's company benefits are not very good, because he has himself in his hands, and many companies in the same industry have sent him countless invitations.But Sui'an didn't waver because of the editor-in-chief: "What? Your editor-in-chief changed jobs?"

"How is it possible!" Sui'an jumped up almost like a mouse whose tail had been stepped on, and then lay back down like a balloon that had been punctured, and said, "I, I don't think I'm going by myself anyway, I I'll be fired too, so it's better to go by myself."

"So, what happened?" Sui Xuan's finger tapped on the table, making a beeping sound, hitting Suian's already fragile heart that was about to explode at any time.

He pressed Suixuan's hand: "Oh, sir! I beg you, don't knock, okay?" Suian was so irritated by that voice that he didn't have anything to say for a while, so he just said that It came out: "Yesterday we had a group meeting, the editor-in-chief was with us, and then, then I got drunk..."

"You were slept?" Sui Xuan asked not at all surprised.

Sui'an looked at you with such an unimaginative expression on his face, put his fingers in front of Sui Xuan, and said, "If I've been put to sleep, I should treat you to dinner now!" He As if thinking of something terrible, he suddenly trembled like this: "I, I found out this morning that I slept with our editor-in-chief!"

"..." Even Sui Xuan was a little surprised at this time, he stopped his tapping hand, stared at Sui'an for a while, and choked out a sentence: "It's not that you will get the wrong idea, right?" Maybe they just Simply sleeping on the same bed and nothing happened, and then Suian saw that he didn't feel any discomfort, so he felt that he was above?What is the attribute of Sui'an, he still doesn't know?Since junior high school, I have always rationally positioned myself as the following, how could I suddenly be able to attack the editor-in-chief who I have met before, good-looking is good-looking, but he is also 1.8 meters tall?

"Oh! It's true!" Seeing Sui Xuan's unbelievable look, Sui'an felt that he was really normal, and everyone found it unbelievable: "I, when I woke up in the morning, that, that thing! It's still there, inside!" Fuck!Speak out!Speak out!Suian almost cried out.Originally, as a normal man, seeing the face of the person he likes in the morning feels normal.When he opened his eyes and saw the angry face of the editor-in-chief that day, it was Shi Geng directly. The comfort of the baby surrounded by warmth made him almost unable to control himself. What?warmth?In an instant, the memories of last night flooded into his mind like crazy, and then he felt as if someone had poured a bucket of ice water on him, wilting...

The most frightening thing was that the moment he pulled it out, the editor-in-chief snorted, and there was a slight bang from below, and then Suian watched helplessly as the white mixed with red turbid liquid flowed out.It's time for a dog!Then he ran away very cowardly, and went to Suixuan's house to be a mushroom.

"..." It can only be said that this world is too fantastic.

The author has something to say: probably... I want to write, what about Suian's essay?

Sui'an's attack is so cute all of a sudden, hahahahahaha I can't stand it~ How about we change the protagonist?The next chapter will start to write about Sui'an and the editor-in-chief, can you agree?

it is good!

Wow, little angels, you are so enthusiastic and cute, okay, I get it~