Someone check the water meter

Recently, for some reason, Wu Xiaoyu became obsessed with online games.

"Come to eat." Sui Xuan returned home after a day's work, feeling his whole body was hollowed out.But in order to prevent the little bird at home from starving, he still cheered up and prepared dinner for him.But this little bird has not even given him a handout from the corner of his eye since he arrived home.

Wu Xiaoyu, as an Internet-addicted teenager who is addicted to online games, is clattering and dazed while holding the mouse and keyboard while wearing headphones.What I don't know is just listening to the crisp sound of his typing on the keyboard, I thought he was a master with a hand speed against the sky.Actually...

Little raindrops ticking: Dancing grass!quick!save me!The output on the opposite side and I can only live one! ! ! ! !

Then his teammates didn't even bother to post an ellipsis.They are now teaming up with three people for PK.But in fact, Wu Xiaoyu's two teammates' operations are not bad, only Wu Xiaoyu is obviously a nanny, the kind responsible for adding blood, but he didn't even use all his skills a few times, and then lay on the ground.like now...

Wu Xiaoyu was already lying on the ground when he uttered the string of words just now.Seeing that the two masters in their team were still showing off their operations, he was lying on the ground and chatting on a nearby channel.

Xiao Yudi ticked: Wow, that loli lady across the street, you look so good-looking, do you want to go home with me?

Little rain ticks: Come on, come on!kill him kill him!It's the young master who killed just now!

Little Rain ticked and answered: Hahahahaha, little spicy chicken!Picking the feet of the dishes!Get your feet off my master's body!

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Wait, wait, a series of speeches that even one's teammates can't stand, let alone the opponent.The PK, which was originally based on winning or losing at least one minute, ended with the opponent voluntarily withdrawing.Before leaving, the other party said: Please take good care of your typewriters. I have never seen such an opponent. Next time you can brush the team. Don't tell us to see it, okay?

It would be a bit ashamed to change someone else, but who is Wu Xiaoyu?He actually had the nerve to turn on the microphone directly, and then said excitedly: "Wow! I scolded the other party for saying that? I'm so good, so good, so good!"

"..."

One of Sansan's teammates chose to ignore it directly, or was the other friend who couldn't stand it any longer, and then said: "No == Xiao Yu, can you spare some of the typing and chatting hands for the game in the future? Don't stand there Typing somewhere, you run, it’s good to save a second of death! Save yourself!”

If it was someone else, the nanny was used to increase blood, but on Wu Xiaoyu's side, the highest requirement of his teammates is... to die as late as possible.

Suixuan called Wu Xiaoyu to eat, but after a long time seeing that the person didn't respond, he had to come over and force Wu Xiaoyu to go.What time is it?Didn't even eat dinner!

Wu Xiaoyu hugged her computer desk tightly, and then circled her two legs, muttering about something: "E-sports didn't eat! I won't eat!"

Although Sui Xuan found it difficult to wake up Wu Xiaoyu, he still started to drag Wu Xiaoyu away without saying a word: "Quickly, tell your friend that you are lucky, and then go to eat with me." When talking, Sui Xuan deliberately left It is very close to Wu Xiaoyu's microphone and earphone, so although the sound quality is not so good, the purpose is achieved.

What are the other two people on the other side of the headset talking about, oops, I don't know that little angel is saving us!We didn’t even eat the takeaway I ordered just now to take that set of photos. It’s completely cold now.

"Oh, I said I won't go!" Wu Xiaoyu broke free from Suixuan's shackles and became angry.

"Hmm." Sui Xuan let go of Wu Xiaoyu, then grabbed Wu Xiaoyu's notebook, and asked, "Then do you want to eat or turn off the computer?"

"..." Wu Xiaoyu weighed it for a while, and finally: "Fuck! Go eat, go eat!"