Those years when I was Princess Yan

Fresh black cow dung?

Nonsense, how could such nonsense happen!

The villagers saw that the Taoist priests didn't believe what they said, and they looked at him strangely, and suddenly lost their temper.

"If I hadn't seen Daoist Chunxu in such pain, I couldn't bear it, so I wouldn't have nothing to say about it. Good intentions, let's go!"

Daoist Chunxu has been tormented by itching for four hours, like countless ants and insects densely covered his whole body starting from the soles of his feet, all the way to the top of his head.The ants and insects kept crawling back and forth, not wanting his life, but itching to death.

Taoist Master Chunxu is lying on the bed now, turning over and over like beans in a dustpan, shouting and breaking his throat to relieve the itching, but none of the disciples of Zichen Temple are useless, and none of them can find a solution, he is so angry that he hates to die These disciples are useless, and kick them when they are in a hurry.

The two Taoist priests were kicked twice in the stomach by him, and escaped in pain.

"Find a solution quickly, or I think the Taoist priest is going to kill someone!"

The Taoist priests hurriedly grabbed the villager and asked where the barefoot doctor was.Right now there is only this method, no matter whether it is reliable or not, it can only be used as a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

As for whether it is really necessary to use cow dung to cover the body, of course, Taoist Master Chunxu must be consulted, after all, this thing has to be wiped on him.

Taoist Priest Chun Xu couldn't take it anymore, he went to the doctor in a hurry, so he had to bear the stink and choose to try.

"I want a black calf without a single hair, and the dung needs to be picked up fresh."

The Taoist priests were still particular about hearing it, but they turned from being completely suspicious to being half-believing.But it sounds interesting to hear it, let alone do it.

Half an hour later, the freshest cow dung was applied to Daoist Chun Xu's body while it was hot.Needless to say how stinky the hot cow dung is, you can't stop the smell even if you block your nose and breathe through your mouth, and the 'smell' is everywhere inside and outside the house.

Daoist Chun Xu, who was bathed in the fragrance of feces, suffered both physical and psychological torture. He was so smoked that he vomited several times, and endured it for an hour, suffering like hell.

When the time was up, the itching was incomprehensible, and Daoist Chunxu became angry, and he scolded the barefoot doctor as a dog condemned by God for lying to him.When he thought of others making fun of him for such a scandal in the future, he was so ashamed and indignant that he could hardly live.

Daoist Chunxu yelled to take a bath, changed more than a dozen buckets of water back and forth, and finally washed off the dirty things on his body, but he still felt that his body smelled like feces, and he wanted to continue, but his skin had been covered by him. It was red and painful when rubbed.

"Master, are you not itchy anymore?"

Taoist Master Chunxu was asked by his disciples before he realized that he really didn't feel itchy anymore.Now everyone believed what the barefoot doctor said, and hurried to apologize to the barefoot doctor, and doubled the consultation fee to him.Repeatedly ask him to keep it a secret, and don't spread today's incident outside.

Doctor Barefoot did not forget that when he was scolded by Daoist Chun Xu, he sneered twice in his heart, and left immediately after taking the money.

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Besides, the two Taoist priests who were sent by Taoist Master Chunxu to harass the Ping'an Temple, just arrived at the entrance of Ping'an Temple with two baskets of dead insects, and they laughed wretchedly, and were about to start to scare these Taoist nuns into tears.

Sudden--

There was a piercing scream.

"The dog priests are here!"

The two Taoist priests were taken aback.

Next, they heard a burst of chaotic footsteps, and stones and tiles smashed towards them.The two were so frightened that they dropped the basket and hurriedly avoided, and were beaten until they screamed in pain.

wow-

They were splashed with stinky feces, and they were beaten with sticks one after another.

The two Taoist priests were beaten up until their noses were bruised and their faces were swollen, and they ran away in embarrassment with their heads in their arms.

Fang Fang and other Taoist nuns saw that the two Taoist priests were really beaten away by them, they jumped up happily and gave each other high fives.

"Look, Sixth Senior Sister, they brought a lot of dead bugs to scare us, it's too disgusting!"

"Sister abbot is right, it's fun to fight back!" Fang Fang was usually afraid of these little bugs, but now she felt less afraid, because it was so satisfying to be able to beat the wicked back with her own hands.

The enemy throws dung and water, and I throw the enemy's cow dung on my body.

The revenge is rewarded, and the body and mind are happy.

Xu Qingqing took the time to dismantle the catapults she had placed on the back mountain of Zichen Guan, and brought them back one by one.

"Xu Daogu keeps it, is it still useful?" Gong Shuling asked.

"The catapult you made is small and light, but its power is not diminished. Of course, I will cherish such a good thing. If anyone dares to come to Ping'an Temple to bully people in the future, I will use this thing to beat them."

Gong Shuling was curious about what was put in those hollow clay balls made by Xu Qingqing, which caused the Zichen Temple to be flooded with insects overnight.

Xu Qingqing took out a bag and opened it for Gong Shuling to see. The powder was light yellow, which looked the same as soil.Putting it into the clay ball in this way, the powder is not conspicuous as the clay ball falls to the ground and shatters.

"This is my own insect-repelling powder. I dry sugar, fish brains, and several kinds of female insects and grind them into powder. Then I add a herbal medicine to attract insects."

After Gong Shuling took it, he smelled an indescribable stench, and couldn't help frowning.

"It doesn't smell good, but cockroaches and bugs like it. The reason for choosing a windy day is because after the clay ball falls to the ground and breaks, the wind will blow the powder away. When the powder is scattered, people can't smell it, but the bugs can't smell it." I can smell it."

"What a clever way."

When Gong Shuling looked at Xu Qingqing, his eyes were extremely radiant.Her cleverness is in line with the family tradition of their father-in-law's family tradition of "being sensitive and eager to learn, seeking new ideas and differences".

"By the way, I heard that Taoist Master Chunxu used the method of applying cow dung to relieve the itching. You need to apply cow dung to get rid of your itch powder?"

Xu Qingqing chuckled and shook her head.

"Of course not, just wash it off. After applying the cow dung, he will have to take a bath and change his clothes, so the itch powder will be cured naturally."

"However, the saying of applying cow dung still exists in the barefoot doctor. I just added fuel to the flames and suggested that the nearby villagers tell the Taoists about this method. Therefore, Taoist Master Chunxu who saved Gao De will be blessed."

"You're really bad!" Gong Shuling sighed with admiration, "Well done, I won't offend anyone if I don't offend them. It's Daoist Chunxu and they bullied people too much. I hope that through this small punishment, they can remember the lesson .”

"You are still kind."

The two put the disassembled parts of the catapult in the warehouse for storage. When they came out, they saw the scholar coming.Wearing a white robe that rustled in the wind, it looked a bit out of this world, and it was out of tune with the surrounding scenery.

"Why are you here?" Xu Qingqing asked.

"Look for him." Zhu Di said he was looking for Gong Shuling, but he glanced at Xu Qingqing coolly.

"Do you two still know each other?" Xu Qingqing was curious.

Shuling said with a smile: "I live next to each other. If you don't look up and look down, you will know each other naturally. I get along very well with Mr. Wang. He is very good at chess. If we have time, we will play two games."

play chess?

Xu Qingqing couldn't help but cast a glance at Gongshuling, this idiot still doesn't know that he has collapsed.He is now pretending to be a child from a poor family, and he is learning carpentry, so he shouldn't have the talent to play chess at all.

"Are you going to leave today?" Zhu Di asked Gong Shuling

"Of course, we agreed to win you today." Gong Shuling was full of fighting spirit, and immediately followed Zhu Di.

Xu Qingqing saw the close distance between the two when they walked, and knew that they should have been friends for a long time.

The only person she ever had sexual intercourse with turned out to be a friend. Xu Qingqing didn't know why, but she suddenly had a wonderful feeling of enjoying the blessings of others.

It's time to earn money. While there is still beauty in the temple, I will satisfy her cravings, earn more money to develop my career, and create a virtuous circle.

Two days later, the spread of Zichen Guanchunxu Daoist applying cow dung became more and more serious. Although it was a cure, everyone always thought of Chunxu Dao as a fairy, with high morals and no scruples. Long, the picture of hot cow dung smeared all over the body, still can't help but find it funny.

Talking too much, those who have good things want to inquire more jokes from Zichen Guan for everyone to hear.In the end, I found out that there had been two strange incidents of "soil clods falling from the sky" and "swarms of insects running" in Zichen Temple. So after two days, news of disasters appearing in Zichen Temple gradually spread.The purpose of offering incense is to pray for blessings and auspiciousness, and some pilgrims began to avoid going to Zichen Temple to offer incense.

Taoist Master Chunxu hid in the temple very much, Zichen Temple has been the leader for so many years under his leadership, never thought that one day his reputation would be ruined by bugs and cow dung.Angry, so angry!

Because after Wang Yuan's family made a small splash last time, Xu Qingqing is now considered a little famous in Fengyang City.

There were seven or eight businesses that came to their door, after Xu Qingqing selected carefully, he took over two businesses first.And it was precisely these two businesses that made her Fengyang City famous and gained many followers.

The first business was the family of Sun Dashan, a well-known local gentry. His mother always said that there was a female ghost beside her bed at night, and she had nightmares every day.

Xu Qingqing found out the time period when her grandma fell ill, and after questioning the servants carefully, she found out where her grandma's heart knot was.Grandmother has always blamed herself for reprimanding a maid who jumped into a well that night and died.Grandmother always felt that she was the culprit who caused the maidservant's death. She had sinned deeply and would be punished.In fact, it was the servant girl who was let down after having an affair with someone, and she jumped into the well to commit suicide in shame and anger.

After Xu Qingqing solved her grandmother's knot with the truth, she cast a spell to comfort her to sleep well every day.He also asked Sun Xiangshen to distribute porridge and medicine to the common people, so as to accumulate merit for his grandma.

The common people were grateful for the favor, and Taoist Xu's reputation spread among the poor.When these common people think of offering incense and praying for blessings, they naturally make the same choice as Sun Dashan—come to watch incense in peace.

Xu Qingqing doesn't want to make sesame oil money from these ordinary people, she just wants to gain popularity.Most people have a herd mentality, and if they are popular, they will be more prosperous, and sooner or later they will earn sesame oil money.

Xu Qingqing did not forget and ordered the Taoist nuns in the temple to maintain a consistent service attitude.Pilgrims of whatever status visit must be treated equally and sincerely.

The second business is in Baihualou, a well-known brothel in Fengyang City.

The madam claimed that the ominous incident had happened since a dead crow appeared in the building three days ago.In the building, more than [-] girls fell ill one after another, vomiting and diarrhea, feeling weak all over, seeing the doctor taking medicine and still not doing well, it was very strange.

The author has something to say: I just finished writing about the cow dung, and I saw news yesterday that an Indian guy splashed himself with cow dung and urine, thinking it could prevent the new crown virus.In fact, there is a relative in my hometown who I know, who was born with a kind of leprosy on his body, so it is better to apply the fresh dung of a pure black calf.Sometimes folk remedies are quite miraculous. You can say that they are unscientific, but they are actually easy to use.You say it's easy to use, but you feel that there is no scientific basis and no clear explanation, so you can't seriously promote it.Of course, I still have to say that there are many comprehensive factors in this thing. If you don’t know it, don’t imitate it~ It’s better to use scientifically certified things, which are safer and more reliable.

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Thank you Wenqing for throwing a landmine. There are not many people throwing mines to me these days, and the same is true for those who leave messages. You must cherish them, okay!