In the days when I was forced to make up lessons by the school

There are countless messy posts, but most of them are short one or two sentences, similar to "Come on and work hard to influence him".

Or "shock him with your arrogance".

What the hell is this?

Or it would be the eloquent and long-winded speeches in the League of the Lovelorn, telling how I fell in love with my boyfriend before, how many setbacks I experienced, and finally I couldn't stand the reality, money, parents, etc. and ended hastily.

I feel even worse after watching it!

After scrolling through two or three pages, I finally saw one that was fairly reliable.

Yu Li opened it full of anticipation, listing each item clearly, and sat up straight involuntarily, with a serious expression on his face.

"First of all, you have to be taller than him, so that you can do a series of provocative and domineering things like wall, bed, table, etc."

Yu Li's expression froze for three seconds, and he silently looked at the next item.

The ghost knows how that guy is like taking a panacea recently. He is one or two centimeters taller than himself without making a sound.

It seems that there is still a long-term trend. After all, there is still room for improvement.

Then you are not bad, right?

Boys can grow up to 21 years old, and what happens after that is not certain!

"Second, you must be strong! You can hug your subject with one hand, the princess, or throw him on the bed and instantly control the strength of the audience, hold his wrist and press it above your head, and let you do whatever you want. "

"Even a classmate with great strength can consider directly holding him on his forearm, making your boyfriend's strength instantly bursting, so fascinated that he can't leave you anymore, just lie down obediently!"

Yu Li thought back for a moment that he couldn't do anything after being cut with both hands by that fair and well-behaved guy.

Even if he seized the opportunity to suppress the person, as long as he was poked lightly on the waist by that person, he would instantly lose his strength.

Hastily!

Can't think about it, the more I think about it, the more my butt hurts!

Or next time... tie his hands first?

this is a good idea!

Yu Li instantly gained a little more courage, and continued to look down with great interest.

"Third, as the saying goes, if you want to control his heart, you have to grab his stomach first! Cook him all kinds of delicious food, make him succumb to your food attack, and be willing to lie flat and be taken by you Get fat yourself!"

Yu Li: ...

Thinking back on what I usually eat, except for the takeaway and cafeteria, it seems that maybe maybe...

All made by that guy himself.

Not to mention, it’s even better than the ones made by chefs in restaurants!

Indeed, successfully, conquered his stomach...

What a ghost!

No wonder that guy likes to cook so much, he doesn't bring heavy food for several days in a row, and takes care of everything from morning to night, I feel that I am really going to be raised by him to be a useless person who can't even eat well without him!

scheming!

So scheming!

Yu Li sighed sadly, isn't it just cooking?He can learn too!

Open the memo, write down the second point of cooking, and then read it.

"Fourth, the most important point, is more manly than him."

"Successfully conquer him with the masculinity exuded in every gesture, and let him fall for you! Since each object thinks cool and handsome are different, I won't give examples here, and everyone can explore by themselves."

Turning to this, this post has come to an end, and a sentence has been added at the end.

"I wish everyone watching can counterattack successfully, come on [laughing] [laughing]"

However, Yu Li, who had never been too interested in this kind of emoji expression, didn't feel anything wrong, so he opened the memo and wrote down the last item.

Manly.

How can it be considered more masculine?

He sat on the sofa, resting his cheeks and meditating, why did he learn to smoke before?

It's like it's just because I think it's cooler.

Does this count as one?

Also... if you drink, if you can get that kid drunk...

Yu Li's eyes lit up, he had never seen Qi Zhan drink before, this kid is definitely a drinker!

Great opportunity!

So Yu Li hurriedly got up from the sofa, rushed into the kitchen and searched carefully, there were absolutely enough ingredients for cooking, as for the wine...

It seems that there are really none, but you can buy them, as well as cigarettes. Although the child doesn't seem to like him smoking, it should be fine once or twice once in a while. He is not addicted to it.

So when Qi Zhan packed up his things and came out, he saw the man wandering around in the kitchen, and said helplessly, "What are you looking for? I just bought something casually, and I will buy what I want to eat. The supermarket is not far away." .”

Yu Li's eyes lit up, he dragged people out, and went straight to the supermarket, he was picking and choosing in the snack area in front, Qi Zhan pushed the cart and followed slowly, occasionally he took too many potato chips and stuffed them back into two packs .

"Why do you! Buy more at a time, or you will have to run next time, don't you think it's troublesome?" Yu Li took it from the shelf and put it in the car again.

"If you buy it for a month at a time, you can finish it in a week. I don't mind coming here to buy it once a week, and it's not far away." Qi Zhan refused expressionlessly.

Yu Li was instantly discouraged, and simply moved the bag of potato chips to the side, and lay down in the car by himself, lazily not wanting to move anymore.

Qi Zhan pushed the suddenly heavy car, walked out about three meters away, sighed lightly, turned back, took two more bags, and gently placed them on Yu Li's stomach.

"Snacks can only be eaten after meals, or I will throw them all away."

Yu Li hugged a lot of snacks and was greedy, smiling a bit silly.

Pushing the cart, Qi Zhan turned around a shelf, and met a boy who was coming towards him.

This supermarket is the largest in the neighborhood, with a full range of things, and it is not far from University A, so there will always be a wave of panic buying every time the school starts.

And the boy's stroller also contained his girlfriend.

Even like Yu Li, his body was covered with all kinds of snack packaging bags, and he turned his round baby face and turned his head to talk to the boy, and then begged for a kiss.

Qi Zhan paused, feeling a little dazed for a while.

The one in front of him is also his most important treasure, the only thing is that they can't kiss outside openly like other couples.

But, that doesn't change the fact that this person belongs to him.

"Why don't you go?" Yu Li shook his legs and looked back at him, "I'm too heavy? Then I'll push you..."

As he spoke, he was about to get up from the car, but was held down by Qi Zhan's shoulders.

"No, not heavy."

His hand brushed across Yu Li's shoulder, brushed his side face, and then rubbed his pink lips.

"Huh?" Yu Li was a little dazed, "What's wrong?"

As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue and licked it.

"There is a hair," Qi Zhan stared at his pink tongue and moist lips for a while, then explained softly, "It's all right now."

"Oh." Yu Li shook his head, waved his finger forward, "Come on the duck!"

Qi Zhan cooperated with him to push the car faster.

When it was time to check out, Yu Li's eyes scanned the rows of cigarette shelves, his eyeballs rolled around, pushed Qi Zhan and said, "I forgot to bring yogurt just now, go and get it."

"The big bottle, the one with the green label."

Qi Zhan went as promised, but when he came back, Yu Li had already paid the bill and was waiting outside the checkout counter with his bag.

Holding the small box in his pocket and the red wine bottle at the bottom of the plastic bag, Yu Li smiled until his eyes rolled up.

When Qi Zhan went into the kitchen to put things away, Yu Li impatiently took out his cigarette case and lit one.

I have to admit that a man really can't resist the temptation of this thing, even if he doesn't have any addiction, but when it's really brought to his mouth...

Fragrant!

So when Qi Zhan realized something was wrong and walked out quickly, the whole living room was filled with smoke, and the pungent smell made him frown instantly.

But the person who was playing with fire didn't know it, the curtains were drawn tightly, the living room was not turned on, and the white smoke enveloped Yu Li in four or five places.

The top two buttons of the shirt were unbuttoned by him, and the neckline was wide open, revealing a large and beautiful collarbone, which was gently brushed by the smoke, coupled with his slightly raised head, the side face with more and more sharp lines, it really looked a bit "manly" taste".

Yu Li narrowed his eyes slightly to look at Qi Zhan, exhaled the last puff of smoke lightly, sat on the sofa like a grandfather, with one leg crossed over the other, patted the place next to him, trying to make himself look stronger.

"Baby, come here."

Qi Zhan took a deep breath and walked over quickly.

Yu Li opened his arms, and was about to welcome the hug of his relatives and children, but the man jumped over the sofa, walked straight to the bed, opened the curtains, opened the window, and opened the door by the way.

The whole set of movements is like flowing clouds and flowing water, done in one go.

Then he walked back quickly, staring heavily at the person on the sofa who obviously had no sense of crisis, sat directly next to him, then pulled the person over and pressed his face down on his lap.

Two slaps down, directly on his ass.

The strength is not light, as the only part of the body with flesh, two waves of flesh directly swing upwards.

I'm afraid it's red.

Yu Li was in a daze, and it took half a minute to react, struggling desperately.

"Damn! Go crazy, you, let go of me!"

However, in this position, Qi Zhan's legs are pressed against his stomach, his head and feet are down, and the blood is flowing backwards, so he can't exert any strength at all.

Qi Zhan already had great strength, and because he tried so hard to hold him down, Ren Yuli thumped for a while but failed to free himself.

"I remember that I told you that smoking is not allowed, and you agreed." Qi Zhan's tone was slightly cold, and he slapped him twice again unceremoniously.

Yu Li's face was blushing to the point of bleeding, and the extreme shame burned all his rationality.

Ever since he was a child, even his parents have never beaten him like this!

If it wasn't for the sliver of rationality remaining, I'm afraid he would violently beat someone up.

Yu Li huddled himself into a ball in great embarrassment, slid off Qi Zhan's lap like a loach, glared at him viciously, then ran back to the room, and closed the door with a bang.

Of course, I didn't forget to lock it.

Sitting on the sofa alone, Qi Zhan sighed helplessly, he didn't know what happened to this guy, he was suddenly so capable of tossing around.

It was only when Yu Li was in a bad mood, but when he finished dinner and went to knock on the door, there was no movement at all.

"Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't hit you, but there is always food to eat." He whispered outside the door, and it took a few minutes before he realized something was wrong.

After he opened the door with the spare key, he saw only the wardrobe that had been rummaged again, and one of Yu Li's schoolbags was missing.

The window on the side was open, and the curtains fluttered gently with the breeze.

Qi Zhan: ...

Yu Li's head became hot, he stuffed two clothes casually and ran out through the window. What happened just now really broke his lower limit.

After asking all the way, I found my dormitory easily, opened the door and went in, there was already a boy inside.

"Hi, you're a new roommate, right? My name is Xu Jiaheng." The boy is about 1.8 meters tall, looks very honest, and Yu Li's first sense is a bit like Jiang Chen.

"Hi, I'm Yu Li." Yu Li shook his hand politely.

"Ah! You are Yu Li..." Xu Jiaheng exclaimed.

Every year, there will be one or two star students who enter the school, either because of their outstanding looks, or because of their excellent grades.

As for Yu Li, all of them are outstanding.

It was even reported that Han Yu, a professor of their physics department, personally recruited him and wanted to accept him as a closed disciple.

Yu Li smiled politely, turned his head to clean up his desk, but stopped in his tracks.

There is no trace of dirt on the clean and tidy desktop, a beautiful small desk lamp is placed on the corner of the table, and the drawers are opened. Various books, papers, and complete sets of learning tools are neatly arranged.

The bed was even covered with sheets and pillowcases, and the fluffy quilt was also covered with a quilt cover. The wardrobe beside it was wiped clean, and there were all kinds of toiletries.

As long as you bring two pieces of clothing, you can check in with your bag.

Yu Li suddenly felt his eyes become more sour.

He ran out on a temporary basis. The kid had already made plans to live together, but he didn't expect to think so thoughtfully.

Even if they couldn't stay, they were tidied up nicely.

It seems that since being with this child, no matter what time it is, he seems to be raised and abandoned.

He has almost lived the life of a young master who stretches out his hands to eat and opens his mouth when he puts on his clothes.

It's so good that I can't get angry anymore.

"It's really early for you to come, but it's also true. If you pack it up early, you can save a lot of effort. If you back up, I'm a big mess here." Xu Jiaheng babbled, and Yu Li replied absent-mindedly.

On the other end, Cheng Yiming looked at the person who returned to the dormitory with big bags and small snacks, and raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Why are you back again? Didn't you say you lived outside?"

I glanced at the pile of snacks that would never appear here, and said clearly, "I bought it for your brother? Isn't that too much?"

"Not much." Qi Zhan said, poured it all out, then opened the closet that was almost emptied, and stuffed it in.

Cheng Yiming was speechless as he watched from the sidelines. This guy really spoiled his younger brother so much!

After everything was tidied up here, Qi Zhan went to knock on the door of Yu Li's dormitory, and met the young man with red eyes, feeling distressed and guilty, "It's my fault, but I still have to eat dinner, I'll take you there How about you try the cafeteria of University A?"

In fact, Yu Li's anger had almost dissipated a long time ago, but the incident was too embarrassing, and he couldn't keep his face. He didn't go back to live until the next two days.

He didn't say a word to Qi Zhan either.

Qi Zhan came to his dormitory to accompany him every day after finishing his own business, even if he didn't say a word, or ate in the cafeteria together, Xu Jiaheng was so surprised that he instantly listed Yu Li as one of the people he should never mess with.

Soon it was the day of the start of school, and Yu Li, as a student representative, took the stage to speak, wearing the little suit that Qi Zhan had specially made for him before, he was so handsome!

The audience exploded in an instant, and the welcome applause lasted for a long time.It was enough to be conspicuous without dressing up, not to mention this kind of high-end suit that especially sets off the figure.

Yu Li's tone was calm, with a businesslike expression on his face, Qi Zhan was listening below, but he couldn't take his eyes off him no matter what.

It's really dazzling.

As long as he stands there, even if he does nothing, he can attract everyone's attention.

He was born to be the center of attention.

Qi Zhan felt his heart beating crazily, and couldn't restrain his urge to touch him, and finally made it to the end of the conference, he didn't care about anything and blocked people in the locker room, his eyes were locked on him.

But because he didn't know if he had calmed down, he didn't dare to touch it lightly.

"Do you want to go home tonight?" Qi Zhan looked at him and tried his best to sell, "Home is closer to where you have class tomorrow, and it only takes 5 minutes to walk."

"Okay."

At first, he thought it would take a while, but Yu Li responded generously, loosening the tie slightly with his hands, and staring at him with a half-smile.

Although he felt that his smile seemed to contain something bad, but as long as he was willing to come back to live, it was always good, Qi Zhan didn't think much about it.

So at night, when he was being ridden on the waist and his wrists were tied with his tie, he was still a little dazed.

"Little friend, should I be sincere if you want me to come back to live?" Yu Li's fingertips lightly brushed across his forehead.

Bridge of nose, lips, jaw, Adam's apple.

Until the baggy pajamas were picked apart.

Looking at the child under him who allowed him to do whatever he wanted, Yu Li felt rather proud.

How about a lot of strength, I'll tie it up for you!

If you are capable, you can still break your tie.

He tied it up a bit skillfully so it wouldn't hurt, but he couldn't break it off easily.

So someone, who felt safe, spared no effort to get angry, until Qi Zhan's eyes were red, his breathing became hot, and he didn't have any sense of crisis.

Until someone pinned his wrist again, or even restrained him in the same way, Yu Li still couldn't turn his head around.

"Impossible... You are too foul, aren't you?"

"Don't you know..." Qi Zhan took a rough breath and said in a dark voice, "People like us have been trained in various anti-kidnapping skills since childhood?"

"What? What's that? Why didn't I? You cheated! You go away..."

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