i really didn't seduce you

The second day is the weekend.

Master Qu slept until his belly was wide open, and he collapsed into a neat "big" character on the soft big bed, warmed by the sunlight coming in from the window.

A life-threatening call woke him up suddenly.

"Hello?" Qu Jiawen didn't even open his eyes, he put the phone to his ear and talked while sleeping.

His mother was on the other end of the phone, and Mrs. Qu's smiling voice came from the phone: "Son, are you awake?"

"No..." Qu Jiawen, whose dream was disturbed, was half dead, with a dry voice.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then came a thunderous roar of the Hedong lion: "Sleep, sleep, sleep, what time do you sleep?! Still sleep when the sun is shining on your butt? You know it to sleep on a good weekend! It's not me talking about you, Even if you go out to socialize more, you won't be unable to find a partner until now! You're going to make your old mother worry about you if you focus on developing in the direction of becoming a monk!"

The decibels of this maternal love were too high, like a bomber, almost piercing Qu Jiawen's eardrums.

"Get up, I'll get up right away, get up right away! Mother, please spare me..." He immediately lost all sleepiness and bounced off the bed like a salamander.

"Listen," Mrs. Qu said suddenly, "you have to meet someone tomorrow. The child from the old Song's family next door is said to be an appraiser. He's in the ranks. He's handsome and has a good personality. He's a pretty good kid."

"I'm not going, I'll look for someone myself," Qu Jiawen said without thinking.

Originally, he didn't reject blind dates at all, but the completely failed blind date last time made him PTSD.What's more, he now has someone he likes, although that person...

Qu Jiawen just found an excuse to fool his mother, "The blind date is so old-fashioned."

"If you can find it, you still use me?" Mrs. Qu was so worried, "If you don't live up to your expectations, find a good man, and blame your mother for being old-fashioned."

After being criticized and nagged by her mother, Qu Jiawen's ears started to buzz, and she could only resist to the death like a chaste woman, and forcefully ended the call with Mrs. Qu.

Stomach growling with hunger, Qu Jiawen washed and changed clothes, put on a casual coat, and walked out of the house without even shaving, intending to go downstairs to buy bread to fill his stomach.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the elevator, his mother called again.

Mrs. Qu thought for a while and still refused to give up, so she tried to persuade her again: "Son, you still have to go on that blind date. That child is really good. I've arranged everything for you. Just tomorrow, don't mess it up again." gone."

"I can't even talk—" Qu Jiawen paused in the middle of speaking, because a person walked into the elevator.

Lawyer Gu was dressed in a high-end suit, with neat hair and a handsome complexion, and a dark pattern tie neatly tied around his neck. It looked like he was going out to talk about work.

As soon as he saw Qu Jiawen, Gu Nai raised a smile seeing his boyfriend, and unstoppable joy and brightness radiated from his blue eyes.

Originally, he wanted to take the initiative to rush over to give Qu Jiawen a sweet kiss, but when he saw that Qu Jiawen was on the phone, he didn't bother him.

He only smiled and nodded, mouth silently making a mouth shape - "Morning", which is equivalent to greeting Qu Jiawen in the morning.

However, Master Qu's anger has not yet dissipated. When he saw Gu Nai, he was furious and rolled his eyes on the spot.

Mrs. Qu on the phone was still nagging: "You young people, let's have a meal together, get to know each other better, and see if it fits."

"But—" Qu Jiawen paused, and with an idea, he swallowed back what he was going to say, and said something different: "Oh, a blind date? Is the other party the type I like? If not, I I'm not interested, but if I am, I can go and see you."

These words were spoken so loudly by Qu Jiawen that they even echoed in the elevator, especially the word "blind date". Just like we emphasize, we must emphasize and emphasize again.

Mrs. Qu was taken aback, surprised that her son was willing to compromise suddenly.

Gu Naiben next to him was looking down at his phone, and raised his head when he heard the word "blind date", looking deeply at Qu Jiawen.

"Aren't you already with me?" Gu Nai threw out a resentful and low voice.

"?" Qu Jiawen's hand trembled, almost dropping the phone.

He looked around the elevator, and there was no one else but him and Gu Nai, so Gu Nai's words were meant for him?

Inexplicably wearing a hat of "off the list", Qu Jiawen glared at Gu Nai fiercely, "Are you delusional? Who is with you?"

"You don't count what you say?" Gu Nai didn't care about Qu Jiawen's unilateral denial. They had already made up their minds last night, so there was no room for repentance.

Gu Nai narrowed his blue eyes slightly, raised his chin, and announced arrogantly: "I am your boyfriend, don't try to turn your face against him."

"You—!" Qu Jiawen was so angry that he almost collapsed, he had never seen such a shameless person.

Mrs. Qu was "surreptitiously observing" on the phone, she seemed to have heard some terrible gossip, she covered her mouth and smiled secretly, glad that her son was finally spotted by a blind man.

However, she seems to have misunderstood it, because her son's irritable voice came out on the phone: "Mom, my blind date must be a hunk, a hormone-inducing machine! He must have climbed Mount Everest, ride in Tibet, love extreme sports, and be able to do it unarmed." Breaking durians, crushing boulders on the chest...these are indispensable, and if they don’t match, don’t look for them.”

On the surface, he said this to his mother, but in fact he said it to Gu Nai on purpose, and finally added loudly: "I don't like that kind of tenderness, tenderness, and like a little kid!"

Mad at you mad at you mad at you!

I'm so mad at you, you little bastard!

"Son, are you okay? Don't scare mom..." Mrs. Qu was very worried about her son's mental state, and felt that Qu Jiawen was stimulated by something.

Gu Nai, who was listening quietly, turned his head back silently. As the number of floors in the elevator decreased one by one, the expression on his face became more and more gloomy.

Qu Jiawen talked to his mother a few words, hung up the phone, and the elevator just arrived.

The elevator door opened slowly, Gu Nai took a step and stopped at the door, then turned his head and asked Qu Jiawen, "Are you going to find an acrobatic troupe?"

Qu Jiawen: "..."

Grinding his back molars, Master Qu took a hard breath; "Don't worry about me, I'll just not find you a bastard anyway!"

"Go to whoever you want!" Gu Nai was so angry that his temples twitched, and he ran out angrily: "Don't think I care so much, I don't care about barbarians like you!"

These two people were so angry with each other that they were on the verge of bursting blood vessels. After you finished humming, they hummed each other, squeezed and jammed at the elevator door, neither of them let the other get out before themselves.

...Finally, the security uncle came, and the problem was solved.

After getting out of the elevator, Gu Nai ran wildly towards the parking lot. After getting into the car, his tense expression relaxed.

It's too bad, Qu Jiawen said that he was looking for a hunk.

Gu Nai kneaded the Qingming acupoint with a sad face, thinking about Qu Jiawen's masculinity requirements: climbing Mount Everest, cycling in Tibet, loving extreme sports, breaking durians with bare hands, crushing boulders on his chest...

He didn't meet any of the criteria.

The boyfriend is about to fly away, to find the hunk.

Lawyer Gu looked sad, staring hard at the car doll in front of him, like a resentful woman who was about to be abandoned.

This round-headed car doll was given to him by a customer two days ago. Gu Nai thinks that although the doll is childish, it has two husky ears on its head, grinning and drooling, very similar to his irascible music master.

He originally wanted to give this doll to Qu Jiawen, but he didn't expect that the two had a quarrel, and now he was giving him a cart of gold, and Master Qu would probably throw it back to him with a swearing.

"Hey," Gu Nai reached out and patted the doll, and the doll's head shook and shook, as if he was going to have a concussion.

This kind of thing is cute, and the mentally handicapped, Master Qu must like it very much.

The more Gu Nai looked at the doll, the more it looked like Qu Jiawen, the upper edge of the eyes was bent into a full arc, and the red mouth was wide open, as if talking out all the time.

Extremely depressed, Gu Nai poked the doll's head with his fingers, venting his anger, "Blind date? Why are you blind? You loved me to the point of crying last night, and you're going to throw me away today."

The big head of the doll shakes and shakes, as if nodding.

"Hey, are you admitting it? Also, what are your criteria for choosing a mate?" Gu Nai became more and more angry, and poked her fingers harder, "You want to pick someone who has been cycling in Tibet? I can’t even ride a bicycle, and I can’t even learn that kind of thing!”

The doll nodded sharply, as if mocking him.

After a few seconds of being sad, Gu Nai saw his face through the rearview mirror of the car——

Red lips, white teeth, blue eyes... handsome, handsome, cute, but unfortunately not the type that Qu Jiawen likes.

After a pause for a few seconds, he poked the doll's head again, "But I really think you like me so much that you have to, just like I like you. So, your words... are you trying to provoke me? Think I'm jealous?"

The doll's head nods rapidly, and the frequency is continuously accelerated by Gu Nai's fierce poking and slapping, and it shakes into a shadowless head.

Gu Nai smiled, very satisfied with the performance of the doll.

So, after playing a one-man show for a long time in front of the doll that can only nod, the extremely intelligent lawyer Gu finally came to a conclusion——

Because Qu Jiawen failed to seduce him, he resorted to provocative means to get his attention!

"Heh," Gu Nai picked the doll's chin in satisfaction, and smiled triumphantly, "You, you really are the master of a chicken thief."