i really didn't seduce you

Chapter 4 Damn, the most annoying pretender!

Gu Nai looked arrogant: "Childish."

Qu Jiawen: "..."

It's been a long time since my master had the urge to stomp someone on the ground and beat him up.

Qu Jiawen was so angry and funny that he made a suggestion out of good intentions and was called naive. "Brother, sometimes the most naive way is the easiest and quickest way. Do we have to debate here for three hours before deciding who will get in this car?"

Gunai snorted.

The father said the father was right and the woman said the mother was right, and there was no bystander at the scene to prove it, and neither of them would let the other go.

The driver brother couldn't help sticking his head out of the car window, "What's going on? Are you still in the car?"

He's still in business.

Gu Nai raised his hand, opened the sleeve of his suit, looked at his watch, and looked at Qu Jiawen impatiently: "Please make room, I want to get in the car."

These words immediately aroused Qu Jiawen's anger, and he asked forcefully, "Why should I give it to you?"

Gu Nai's face was calm, and he said as a matter of course: "My time is more precious than yours."

Qu Jiawen was shocked like a corgi: "...?"

Qu Jiawen felt so contemptuous of the other party's condescending face, his self-esteem collapsed, and a Yarlung Zangbo Grand Canyon collapsed directly.

...what is "my time is more valuable than yours"?

Repeatedly backing down, the opponent made an inch of progress, Master Qu fired with full firepower: "Fuck you shit! Wearing an Armani suit and a Tudor watch or a Burberry tie is amazing, isn't it? How many luxury items are on your body? Your time becomes valuable? Do you think my time is worthless! Don’t put it here and look down on people!”

His saliva splashed a colorful rainbow in the sun, like a fountain that erupted out of control in the square.

Gu Nai was sprayed with a fart by him, and his water-blue pupils were filled with shock: "...What kind of quality are you?"

"I'll have whatever quality you have! It's shameless!" Qu Jiawen gasped in anger. If you add a pair of wings and a barbed tail to him, he can instantly turn into a fire-breathing barb toothed dragon.

Damn it, Master Qu is the most annoying person to pretend!

After scolding people, Qu Jiawen directly opened the car door and sat in. When the door opened, he pushed Gu Nai once, knocking him staggering a few steps.

Gu Nai who almost fell to the ground: "??"

"Boom!" The irritable Master Qu even slammed the car door.

Gu Nai was so angry that he went around to the other side of the car angrily, opened the door and sat in.

When he stretched one long leg into the carriage, he deliberately kicked Qu Jiawen's sneakers, leaving a gray and black mark on the smooth edge of the shoes.

"Damn, you have the nerve to call me childish?" Qu Jiawen's blood rushed to his forehead, and his two iron fists rattled.

These two are on the bar.

Realizing that the atmosphere was not right, the uncle driver turned his head and looked at the two men sitting side by side: "...You, you two know each other?"

Gu Nai and Qu Jiawen said in unison: "I don't know each other."

The uncle driver was dripping with cold sweat: "Then you—"

Gu Nai and Qu Jiawen played their temper together: "Hmph!"

Uncle driver: "..."

After working for a long time, I really can meet all kinds of passengers.

There was a suffocating silence in the car.

Qu Jiawen and Gu Nai were in a stalemate, like two motionless Buddhas, neither of them would give in, their buttocks were firmly glued to the seat by 502 glue.

On the surface, Qu Jiawen's face was tense and his attitude was tough, but in fact, he was very panicked.

My blind date.

Time passed by every minute, his blind date was like a duck with wings, flying farther and farther...

But when things have developed to the present, it is no longer a question of not being close to each other, but a question of principles and bottom lines, a question of dignity and integrity!

The other party's contemptuous attitude made him very uncomfortable.

Is Master Qu someone easy to bully?

Calmly, Qu Jiawen glanced at Gunai from the corner of his eye——

The little bastard's face was thin and fair, as tender as a high school student's. Although he was wearing a set of RMB equipment, it was almost like a child stealing an adult's clothes.

It looks very bluffing, didn't you just be bluffed for a while.

Qu Jiawen's eyes flashed brightly, and he suddenly felt bullying.

He glared at Gu Nai with wolf-like sharp eyes, and then moved his dantian with luck, gathered a strong spirit like fighting a tiger, and punched hard on the leather chair in the back seat of the car.

He yelled angrily, "Hey!"

At this moment, Master Qu felt that he had a blast!

however.

Gu Nai didn't have a big reaction, and didn't even bother to give him a direct look. Instead, the elderly uncle driver was shocked by the shock.

So Qu Jiawen slapped him fiercely, twisting his facial features into a fierce ruffian: "I don't want you to be kicked out of the car, you impolite and uneducated brat?! Or do you want to try being beaten up in the street?" taste?!"

This volume is enough to scare away those shrimp-headed gangsters who squatted in the back alleys to collect protection fees in elementary school.

Qu Jiawen's soul separated, giving him a standing ovation and cheering.

Good!I'm so damn good!

Turning his face to the side, Gu Nai gave him a contemptuous look, and by the way, common sense of popular science law: "According to my country's "Public Security Management Punishment Law", whoever threatens or threatens the personal safety of others by other means shall be detained for not less than five days but not more than ten days."

"...Mmm," Master Qu hesitated.

Gu Nai retracted his gaze with a flick of his eyelids, and said calmly: "As lawyers, we are good at using the law as a weapon to defend our legal rights anytime and anywhere. Uncle driver, please drive us to the nearest police station, thank you. "

Hooligans are not terrible, just because they are educated.

This round, Master Qu lost, and Master Qu did not want to go to jail.

But Master Qu is going on a blind date in a hurry!

The toughness of the previous second had already collapsed, but Qu Jiawen really didn't want to give up the rare chance of a blind date. He had no choice but to soften his temper and tug on the other party's suit hem.

"It's not like..." The man was like a deflated ball, holding Gu Nai's clothes and refusing to let go: "Brother, I'm counting on you, brother."

Gu Nai glanced at him, frowning in disgust.

Life is like a play, it depends on acting.

Qu Jiawen wiped his face vigorously, and suddenly burst into tears: "I am really in a hurry, my friend was hit by a scooter... er no, hit by a motorcycle...he is now Lying in the hospital, dying! You give me this car, I have to hurry to see him..."

My friends will live a safe life!

Qu Jiawen's lacrimal glands are well developed, and he comes as soon as he says it, and he turns into a flourishing white lotus blooming in the wind in seconds, bleeding every sentence.

Although it is a bit exaggerated, it is empathetic enough to make the driver's uncle want to cry.

"Ah-"

At this time, Niu Keqing, who was still sleeping at home, suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and sneezed violently, waking himself up from his sleep.

Niu Keqing leaned against his lover, and Gu Yifening, who was half asleep, put him in his arms and continued to sleep.

These two fought until three o'clock in the morning last night, and don't even think about it if they don't sleep until noon this weekend.

Come, come, come, the camera is back.

Xu is that Qu Jiawen's acting skills are so contagious that the ancient Buddha stuck to the seat is no longer indifferent.There was a slight wave on his face, and even his feet, which were not moving even an inch, moved.

— This is a sign of concessions.

Seeing this, Qu Jiawen took advantage of the victory and pursued him, groaning a few times in a macho manner, not knowing whether he was acting miserable or disgusting.

Gu Nai's expression collapsed in an instant, and his disgusted eyes were out of control when he was terrified.

Severe physiological discomfort also appeared in the stomach.

After hesitating for half a second, he let out an angry snort, and slammed the hem of his suit away from Qu Jiawen's claws.

Then he opened the car door without a word and got out.

"Thank you! Thank you, brother!" Qu Jiawen put his palms together in prayer, and shouted joyfully to Gu Nai: "A good man has a safe life! I wish you a quick fortune!"

The second Gu Nai closed the car door, Qu Jiawen put away his false smile and showed the driver the address on his phone: "Go to this restaurant, please drive faster."

With Qu Jiawen's hard work, the driver's uncle's driving skills were comparable to those of a late-night pornographic writer, and he arrived at the destination very quickly.

In this high-end restaurant, Qu Jiawen met his blind date.

At first glance, this man was Qu Jiawen's favorite type. He was very handsome, much more masculine than him, and he was well-bred, and he was kind and approachable when he smiled.

Shaking the two slippery legs under his trousers, Qu Jiawen suddenly thought of the words bestowed upon him by his friend Niu Keqing——

"You might meet a heavenly vegetable."

Isn't this heavenly dish?

Qu Jiawen's affection for this person was overwhelming. During the period from self-introduction to ordering and serving, he worked very hard to find topics to chat with the other party, showing his strengths and charm in all aspects.

And the other party also responded positively to him.

Various dishes were slowly served on the table, and the two chatted happily while eating the delicious food.

Qu Jiawen was secretly happy. Since the initial impression of each other was good, there is a high probability that they will continue to develop in the future. I hope that this time I can successfully get out of the order!

"Mr. Qu, we seem to be able to chat quite well. I hope we can see each other more in the future," the blind date said to him happily.

The implication is: we can be together.

After listening, Qu Jiawen smiled happily. He was about to respond to the other party, when a very familiar voice suddenly came from behind——

"Coincidentally, I heard that your friend was hit by a scooter, oh no, hit by a motorcycle?"

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