The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

The scene imagined by Yan Shiyu: The suspect makes all kinds of sophistry and gives an almost perfect alibi.With a flash of inspiration, he wittily found loopholes in the testimony, and then uttered the classic line-the new machine words dug one this Mohedo this①, and solved the case perfectly.

However, the actual scene is: Tengu Chiliwala talked a lot, from chasing rabbits to chasing birds to chasing pheasants and burying bones, but none of them can be used as an alibi; Fenrir is more direct, don’t say anything Witnesses and testimonies have only one sentence - sleeping in the nest.

Since there is no alibi, we can only see if there are any witnesses.

He asked back and forth, and got exactly the same answer.

No one saw the moon disappear, because the moon wandered from east to west the night before, but it didn't appear at all the next day.

Yan Shiyu is really lost.

He suddenly remembered that although he had watched many detective dramas, his IQ was still crushed when he went to play the escape room.

If you can become a famous detective by reading fan dramas and novels, why should the police/police uncles work so hard to learn professional knowledge.

Fortunately, this matter is not for him to deal with alone.

Yan Shiyu explained the situation he asked in detail to Griffin and the elf, and then pulled the black cat and Bi An, thinking that if there are more people and strength, maybe others can notice what he missed.

"What do you think?" The young man looked at them expectantly.

"It's okay that Xiezhi isn't here." The black cat regretted.

As soon as he finished speaking, Bi An's eyelids twitched, but he still maintained a firm and unmoving posture.

Yan Shiyu asked curiously, "Who is Xiezhi?"

The black cat explained: "It's Renfa Beast. He can tell right from wrong, and he will know who is lying when he stops there. The old dragon used to ask him for help when he was in trouble."

Yan Shiyu sneaked a glance at Bi An: "Well, isn't Mr. Bi An also... That's why Lord Long let him come over."

"Don't count on it, since he lost the bet with Xiezhi, he hasn't intervened in the lawsuit." The black cat also took a look at the big tiger, biting its ear and said, "The old dragon just wanted to use that body When the positive air pressure suppresses the monsters, it’s okay to solve the case.”

"Bet?" the young man asked, "What bet?"

"That's right, there was a serial murder case in the demon world before. They bet whoever finds the murderer first, the winner will be the winner..."

"Ow!"

The black cat's words were interrupted by a roar, Bi An glanced at it, and said coldly: "I'm talking about human affairs, since when do monsters have rules for promotion?"

So, what's the point of winning people?It's not a matter of posture, is it?Yan Shiyu patted his cheeks: You can't look at everything because you are bent over because you are a mosquito coil. Maybe they are talking about upper and lower bunk beds.

"That's right." The black cat nodded.

"Then, how do monsters solve this kind of problem?" Yan Shiyu asked.

"Actually, before looking for Xiezhi, we were all used to..." the black cat raised its paw, "Before we get a beating."

Yan Shi said: "This is not very good."

"What are you talking about?" Griffin couldn't help interjecting.

Yan Shiyu was a little embarrassed, so he translated their conversation.Of course, betting on such an innocuous thing is fine.

After hearing this, Griffin looked quite serious.

Seeing this, Yan Shiyu hurriedly restored his impression of a monster, and said, "Let's just talk about it casually, so we won't make torture..."

"That's a good idea." Griffin nodded, looking at the elf next to him, "What does Luther think?"

"Okay." The elf shook his wrist, "Are you coming or me?"

"Let me do it."

"Row."

Yan Shiyu: ...

Yan Shiyu: Are all you monsters so capricious?

The two parties unexpectedly reached a consensus.

So Bi An and Griffin walked up to Tengu and Fenrir, and beat them on the ground without saying a word.

Probably because he was afraid that the other party would misunderstand that he was partial to his companions, and there were two big monsters of "fairness and justice" on their heads, and each of them was more ruthless than the other.The other monsters who were eating melons were stupefied with fright, and secretly made up their minds: they must be honest and kind monsters, and never commit crimes and fall into their hands.

"Tell me, is it the moon you ate?"

"Tell me, is it the moon you ate?"

The bruised and swollen Tengu and Fenrir were extremely wronged: It was really not me/did it!

The two big monsters came back and gave the same answer—maybe it wasn't what they ate.

Yan Shiyu was worried about that: If it wasn't for the monsters, could it be that the moon was tired and went on strike?

In the woods outside the group of monsters, the boy in white held a mirror and looked at the two unlucky children with some doubts: "It has nothing to do with them?"

The magic mirror asked curiously: "Isn't the moon the master that you eat?"

Xuesheng said: "I was just making a joke, that stuff is not tasty."

"Have you tasted it?" Magic Mirror said quickly, and when he realized that the boy's expression was wrong, he immediately changed his words, "It's an honor to be tasted by the master."

Xue Sheng didn't respond to the flattering words of the magic mirror. He pondered for a moment and said, "I want to know how many times the moon has disappeared in this world."

Immediately, a "loading" with seven colors of light jumped out of the mirror, and it didn't take long to actually bring the answer.

"Reporting to Master, in the time range I can watch, the moon has disappeared a total of 230 times, ranging from three to five days."

This answer made Xue Sheng stunned for a moment: it is not uncommon for the moon to disappear in love.

"Is there a rule?"

The magic mirror replied: "The shortest interval is one day, and the longest interval is more than 100 years. Random is a bit too much."

The young man squinted his eyes at the sky in the afterglow of the setting sun, and chuckled lightly: "It's really getting more and more interesting."

Seeing that it was getting dark, Yan Shiyu still got nothing, which made Yan Shiyu very frustrated.It seemed that those whispering monsters were all whispering about his incompetence.

Seeing the young man's dejected appearance, the black cat guessed that the child must be trying to get into a dead end again.He jumped on Yan Shiyu's shoulder and said indifferently: "Monsters are different from you humans. They respect the strong and don't have such a strong sense of responsibility."

Yan Shiyu didn't quite understand what the black cat meant and looked at him blankly.

"Take this incident as an example. If you catch the culprit, everyone is happy; if you don't catch it, it won't be considered a human problem?" Black Cat explained, "So, don't think too much about it."

"Thank you." Yan Shiyu tugged at his sleeves and sighed, "I just think it's rare that Lord Long entrusts me with a matter. If I can handle it well, he will definitely agree with me and stop treating me like a child."

"It's not a child," the black cat teased, "Could it be a good wife?"

Bi An's expression changed, he looked at the young man seriously, and said in shock: "You and Lord Long are actually that kind of relationship?!"

Yan Shiyu was about to explain, but suddenly heard the elf's "ah", and his attention immediately ran over.

Ludwig pointed to the night sky and said, "The moon."

"The moon?" Yan Shiyu turned his head and looked in the direction of the elf's fingertips.

The monsters who heard the movement raised their heads one after another, and saw a full moon hanging steadily in the sky in the dark night in the east, sprinkled with silver light.

"Why did you come out?" Yan Shiyu was puzzled.

The black cat thought for a while, and guessed: "It may be that Qu An and the others beat people so cruelly that they frightened the real murderer, so they secretly released the moon back."

It should...not...right...Yan Shiyu said in his heart, if this is the case, the prisoner is too timid.

However, Qu An and Griffin happily accepted this explanation, declared the matter settled on the spot, and disbanded on the spot.

What's even more amazing is that all the monsters have no doubts about this, and very naturally go back to their respective homes and find their own mothers.

As for the two canine monsters who had been beaten for nothing, Tengu stared at Qu An aggrievedly, got a few pills and a roast leg of lamb, and went back happily.

Yan Shiyu: .........It really is a dog, remember to eat but not beat.

As for Fenrir, he barked at Griffin cursingly, vowing to get back his face, yes, it was face, not justice, and then he was pressed to the ground and rubbed for a while.

After getting up, the black wolf learned to be smart, and while running wildly, he turned his head and said harshly to Griffin: "Just wait, I will definitely come back!"

Yan Shiyu: Hui, Hui Tailang?

After all the demons dispersed, the young man couldn't help sighing, "It's really very different from the human world."

"Since the matter is over, let's take my leave." Qu An stepped forward and said.

No matter what the process was, they were helpful, Yan Shi said, "Thank you, Mr. Bi An."

Bi An stared at the young man with a strange expression for a while and said: "From now on, we will be a family, so you don't have to be polite, it's a matter of little effort."

Yan Shiyu watched the big cat leaving, and said to the little cat, "Although Mr. Bi An is reticent, unexpectedly is a monster who is easy to get close to?"

"Ah? How easy is it to get close to him?" The black cat looked bewildered, "Except for his brothers and Xiezhi, who can stand his stuffy temper."

Yan Shiyu blinked, pointed to himself and said: "He said, we are a family, if it is a monster that is difficult to get close to, you wouldn't say such a thing."

The black cat vaguely felt that something was not right.

After leaving the tower, Bi An went straight to the cave.On the road, I ran into several little monsters in the same direction by chance, and followed him far behind.

After all, after nightfall, some restless monsters like to make troubles, probably wanting to take advantage of his protection to go for a distance.Bi An didn't care, and even secretly slowed down his pace.

In the past, Bi An definitely wouldn't talk to little monsters, and it wasn't because he didn't look down on them, he just didn't like talking nonsense.

But today, Big Tiger had something in his heart and couldn't help but want to talk to someone.

"You guys, come here." Bi An stopped and said to behind.

The little monsters were startled and ran over tremblingly.

"Qi, what are your orders, Master Bi An?"

Bi An frowned, for a long time, and asked very seriously: "You know, um... Long Jun...does he have a wife?"

"What? Lord Long is married?!" The little monsters were shocked.

Bi An denied: "Probably not, but Xiao Hei said he is a good wife..."

"who is it?"

Bi An said, "That's the human being."

One of the monsters immediately said: "Ah, is it Teacher Xiaoyan?"

"He's quite famous?" Bi An asked unexpectedly.

"I went to listen to his class. Speaking of which, Lord Long is always there."

"Graytail and the others have mentioned that they also like that human very much, and the Dragon Lord takes special care of him."

"That's right, he still lives with Lord Long."

The little goblins were chattering away, and finally said in unison: "It turns out that he is the wife of the Dragon Lord, no wonder!"

Bi An followed and nodded: "So that's the case. But Lord Long actually chose a human, which is really surprising."

"Mr. Long has always been partial to humans, and Mr. Xiaoyan is a likable type."

"Anyway, with Dragon Lord's supernatural powers, although you can't live forever, prolonging your life is not a big problem."

"He gets along well with monsters, even if they get married, it won't be a big problem."

"Speaking of which, the monsters are all in awe of the Dragon Lord, how dare they say they like it, it's quite normal for a human being."

Bi An listened, but was actually persuaded, pondering: "I don't know when Lord Long will have a wedding, I have to prepare the presents first."

The little monsters nodded in agreement: "Master Bi An is right!"

So, without the knowledge of the person involved, all the Yanhuang monsters heard about one thing—Long Jun is going to marry Teacher Xiaoyan. Although the time is to be determined, they can prepare the congratulatory gifts first.

The author has something to say: ①The transliteration of Conan's classic lines - "there is only one truth".