The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

Lord Long Jun has never bowed his head to anyone in his life, but today, the gate of the dwarf's house did it.

"Why don't Lord Long wait for us outside." Yan Shiyu looked at the hunched Jinlong and suggested, "If everything goes well, it should end soon."

Ao Zheng: "..."

The sense of vicissitudes of life that children don't rely on themselves when they grow up reappeared.

It really makes the dragon lonely.

Jin Long stood there with his mouth pursed, neither answering nor going out, which made Yan Shiyu a little confused.

"Dragon Lord?" the young man called out cautiously.

But he saw golden light suddenly glowing all over Jinlong's body, the man's figure gradually became smaller in the light, and his face also became immature.

Ao Zheng wanted to shrink until he was as tall as a young man, so he stopped.It's just that I haven't used this kind of technique for a long time, and I was a little dazed, and I accidentally shrank my head, which was about the size of a human-shaped black cat.

He didn't want to expose his mistakes, so he put on an appearance of "I'm just planning to become a teenager", and said in a clear and old-fashioned voice: "No, I'm with you."

After speaking, lead the way to the tunnel.

After taking two steps, Jin Long noticed that the young man didn't keep up, stopped again, turned sideways and asked doubtfully, "Shiyu, is there any question?"

"No, nothing." Yan Shiyu pretended to be calm to Jinlong, and shouted crazy in his heart: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhlyI really want to hug her, kiss her, pinch her, and hold her high!

Probably because his eyes are too idiotic, Ao Zheng was stared at a little furiously, and couldn't help asking: "Oh, this is strange?"

"No, no, it's just the first time I saw Lord Long's youthful appearance, and I think it's very cute...cough, high-spirited!" The young man hurriedly said, "So, I accidentally looked fascinated and offended Lord Long."

"It's okay." Ao Zheng smiled gently, shook his sleeves, and continued walking forward with his hands behind his back.

The black cat stared at the young man Ao Zheng, slowly fell to the side of the young man, and whispered: "I saw the proud tail of the old dragon."

Yan Shiyu was still immersed in the beauty crit of the cuteness bonus, so he was confused and said "ah" in doubt.

"It's a pleasure to see you!" Ron greeted him with a more enthusiastic attitude than before. "It's so hard to live without alcohol, and I can't even get motivated to do things."

Can't get motivated?You are almost hollowing out the bottom of two mountains. If you have the energy, the world will shake three times.

Yan Shiyu took off the bamboo tube at his waist and handed it to Ron while making complaints: "This is the baijiu we brew. However, due to the limitations of the equipment, the purification and distillation may be somewhat unsatisfactory, and I don't know if it suits your taste."

Ron opened the lid and smelled a scent completely different from wine. He curiously took a sip, and the spicy smell made the dwarf cough for a long time.

Yan Shiyu thought to himself: Worse, they may not be used to drinking white wine.

"Cough, cough, enough, enough!" Ron picked up the bamboo tube and took another sip, but this time he was smart and only took a small sip, "Oh God, this wine is really good!"

"How many did you bring?" the dwarf asked expectantly.

"Two jars." Yan Shiyu waved at the black cat, and Xiao Hei took out the wine jars on his body and put them on the ground.

The dwarf opened it, looked at it, and then closed it again: "What do you want?"

"Iron pot!" Yan Shiyu thought about this thing for a long time.

"no problem."

"Then, I hope you can help us make two things." The young man took out the old ocher blueprint and handed it to the dwarf.

Ron said bluntly: "Then you must at least add another pot, otherwise we will suffer too much."

Yan Shiyu had never done any bargaining before. Hearing what the dwarf said, he felt that he had indeed taken advantage, but this time there was not much wine brewed, and there was only half a pot left in the house.

One of the two blueprints is a device for squeezing oil, and the other is a device for distilling liquor, neither of which is reluctant to postpone the creation.

The youth couldn't help but get tangled up.

"Business requires frequent visits. I think we will definitely have room for cooperation in the future." Jin Long, who had been watching from the sidelines, suddenly said, "Besides, one of these blueprints is used to brew wine with higher purity. And we If there is no accident, the wine is also used to trade with you."

"This tool allows you to get better quality wine, but the price of the transaction will not change much. From a long-term perspective, the dwarves will not suffer, right?"

"Unless you only intend to do this business."

Although Ao Zheng's English is a bit stumbling, the meaning of the meaning is quite clear.

Ron thought for a while, agreed with Jin Long's words, and said briskly, "Deal!"

When the dwarf went to pick up things from the house, Yan Shiyu couldn't help but bent down and said in admiration, "Mr. Long can actually bargain, that's amazing!"

"I also learned from anthropology before, but it's not as good as those who can really bargain." The young Ao Zheng smiled and said, "The dwarf has a straightforward personality. It may not be so easy to be a businessman in the world."

"Well, I like them too." Yan Shi said, "Bring more wine next time."

After the group took the iron pot, they didn't stay any longer and returned directly to the tower.The stone pot that accompanied the youth for a long time finally withdrew from the stage of history. After being split in half, it became a trough for pheasants.

In the evening, Yan Shiyu cooked chowder in an iron pot. After eating, he washed and scrubbed it for a long time, reluctant to leave a little dirt on it.If it wasn't for the obvious dislike of the black cat, he might want to sleep with the pot in his arms.

While waiting for the dwarves to build tools, Yan Shiyu doubled the size of the field at the door and started the second wave of planting.

The speed of the dwarves was faster than they expected, but in about ten days, they finished building the two utensils.

After Yan Shiyu got it back, he couldn't wait to start the road of oil extraction.When he was holding the small jar of peanut oil and chatting with the black cat, Xiao Hei suddenly asked a question that made the young man want to hit the wall on the spot.

The black cat said: "This is the peanut oil that has been tossed for several months. According to your human beings, it should belong to vegetable oil."

"Uh, yes." Yan Shiyu faintly felt that he had overlooked an important issue at this moment.

"You modern people are really fussy, isn't lard fragrant?"

Is lard not fragrant?

Isn't it fragrant?

?

A long time ago, there was a joke.

It is said that in the competition between Chinese and French chefs, one of the ingredients of the other party can be taken away. The French chef took away the Chinese oil, and the Chinese chef did not panic. He took out the pork belly and refined the oil for cooking in minutes.

Yan Shiyu suddenly felt that the peanut oil in his hand was no longer fragrant.

"Am I a pig?!"

"No, pigs are smarter than me!"

As soon as Ao Zheng came up, he saw the young man who was still so happy just now, and now he was beating the bed with nothing to love. After finding out the reason, he couldn't help but chuckled for a while.

Speaking of which, Yan Shiyu has been yelling about frying vegetables with peanut oil, and the monsters who haven't lived with people for a long time have been led astray, thinking that they no longer eat lard, so they didn't mention it.

But I didn't expect to make such an oolong.

"Actually, it's good to have tools," Jin Long comforted, "at least it will save trouble in sugar production in the future."

"That's right." Yan Shiyu was immediately convinced, and he became happy again, "Long Jun, Long Jun, watch me show my skills today and cook you a sumptuous meal!"

"Okay." Jin Long pampered the young man's head.

The magic mirror is a little panicked at the moment.

It knew the man who had taken it, it had spied on him.

This person is neither a monster nor a human being, but it gives him a great sense of crisis.

It came from a fortuneteller's intuition and instinctive fear of danger.

"I don't like talking nonsense," Xuesheng lazily said, "How much do you know about this world?"

"It needs to be asked by someone before we can know." The magic mirror replied tremblingly.

Xuesheng raised his eyebrows and asked directly: "What is the essence of this world?"

After finishing speaking, he seemed to think of something, and said with a half-smile, "Oh, do I need to address you piously when I ask you?"

"No, no, no, it's a great honor to serve you!" After the magic mirror finished speaking, the mirror went dark.

"Strange, it doesn't seem like this is what I saw in his memory? Is it treated differently?" Xuesheng smiled and said, "It seems that the magic mirror doesn't like me very much."

The mirror was blurred for a moment, and the word "loading" was displayed immediately, and three love symbols were thoughtfully added behind it.

The young man sat on the window frame, did not look at the mirror, but turned his gaze to the night sky, and twirled and threw the magic mirror into the air, then caught it and threw it out, repeating this process.

Xuesheng's class is half a night.He pinched the mirror impatiently: "It seems that what kind of magic mirror is nothing more than that, let's melt it."

"Wait, wait a minute!" The magic mirror yelled heartbreakingly, "I just tried a few more times to improve the accuracy."

"Oh, what was the result?"

The magic mirror replied honestly: "I tried to observe the creation of this world through all the things that can be mapped, but there is only one result?"

"Um?"

"That's right, it popped up with a 'swish'." The magic mirror said weakly, probably thinking that it was absurd.

Xue Sheng frowned: Even with the method of the secret realm, it is impossible to create a huge world so quickly and perfectly.

"I tried divination." The magic mirror continued.

Xuesheng came back to his senses and asked, "What is the divination?"

"Only four words," the magic mirror replied, "Flowers in the Mirror and Moon in the Water."

"Fantasy in the mirror? If this is an illusory existence..." The young man reached out and grabbed a moth that was flying towards the candlelight. "How do we explain the creatures that live here?"

"Are they all fake?" Xue Sheng's fingertips ignited flames, and the moths instantly turned into ashes.

"We, are you fake too?" The young man squinted.

The magic mirror was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe. He suddenly felt that the days when he faced the loess and his back to the sky were pretty good.

"Let's talk about your problem." Xue Sheng said with some loss of interest.

Magic Mirror quickly gave a sub-question: "What is your dinner today?"

The boy squinted his eyes, looked at the silver plate hanging in the sky, and showed a creepy smile: "I am going to eat the moon tonight."

Then, the moon literally disappeared.

The author has something to say: You will never imagine... how did the sudden plot come about...

Q: How do you feel about the fact that you didn’t come up with squeezing lard?

Yan: Did I not think of that?

That's because the idiot author himself forgot, and suddenly remembered it!

How could my IQ be tied to this kind of bastard!fall!

Ao Zheng: In order to help smooth things over, I also tried my best.

So, when will my child and I be in love with each other?

Fourteen: [wiping sweat] Hurry up!