The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

"I just recognize his character, but dwarves and elves are definitely not friends!" The dwarf emphasized again.

"Ron."

As soon as the words fell, another dwarf walked in.He looked at Yan Shiyu and his party, and didn't ask much, as if it was normal for this dwarf named "Ron" to deal with them.

"Your elf friend is here, asking if the bow and arrow I asked you to make earlier is ready." said the dwarf who had just arrived.

"Oh." Ron opened the wooden box next to him, and took out a pair of ready-made bows and arrows from it.

"It's ready," another dwarf said, "You seem to have a guest, let me bring it to him for you."

Ron said: "It's not done yet, you ask him to come back in two days."

"Isn't it already finished?"

Ron put the bow and arrow back into the box: "The pattern on the bow is not delicate enough."

"... Carving too many patterns will affect the performance of the bow."

"I know, but that elf who loves beauty must prioritize looking good," Ron muttered, "It doesn't matter, he mainly fights with short knives, and bows and arrows are just for being handsome."

"Okay, then I'll go and talk to him." The dwarf turned and left after speaking.

Ron stood up, and when he turned around, he saw Yan Shiyu and the others staring down at him, with "Still saying you are not friends" written all over their faces.

"us……"

"Okay, okay, I see, you are not friends, but Mr. Ron is very serious and responsible in doing business." Yan Shiyu immediately answered.

Ron: Although I mean to say that, why does it make people feel so uncomfortable when he said it?

Yan Shiyu brought the topic back and asked, "So, do you want to consider doing business with us?"

"Do you have any wine?" said the dwarf. "We haven't found grapes in this damned world!"

"Wine?" The young man vaguely remembered that grain was used to make wine in ancient Yanhuang. Maybe he could ask Mr. Zhe, "I want to go back and discuss it with my companions. If there is any news, I will contact you again, is that okay?"

"Okay!" Ron said cheerfully.

After the dwarf asked where the gap was, he sent them to the main gate.The black cat searched around for a long time, only to find that they were already on another hill nearby.

"How many people are there? How can they dig like this?" the black cat complained while running back.

"After all, they are professionals. And when they come, they might bring armor and weapons with them." Yan Shiyu pondered, "If we can solve the problem of wine making, we don't have to worry about metallurgy. The technology is more mature, and we will come and go frequently in the future.”

Old Zhe was stunned when he saw them running from the other side. After listening to the young man's narration, he pondered for a moment and said, "If the other party has already mastered the smelting of ironware and can obtain it through trading, we really don't need to spend such a large amount of money. Work hard to do this.”

"Monster fights are not like humans. They are extremely dependent on weapons, even to the point where they can decide the outcome. It's not a big problem if only the opponent can master it."

"Zhe Lao means that we can make wine, right?" Yan Shiyu was a little excited.

"Yes, yes," Zhe Lao stood up, "but if you want to make more wine, you have to expand the acreage of grain."

"Yeah." Yan Shiyu's eyes glowed, and he had already begun to fantasize about a happy life after exchanging items.

With the addition of Zhe Lao's spells, and the golden dragon's on-demand rain, the crops in the field grow well and mature quickly, and there will be a harvest in two months.

Before making wine, Yan Shiyu cooked a pot of salty porridge to feel the long-lost rice grains, and almost spit it out.

"Look at your prospects." The black cat complained as it looked at the young man lying on the bed whimpering.

Yan Shiyu gently rubbed his belly: "Food is the most important thing for people, and eating is my only motivation."

"The only one? What is the other one?"

"Of course it's Lord Long." Yan Shiyu chuckled and said in a low voice, "The so-called sexuality is not what you ancients said."

The black cat rolled its eyes: "I have the ability to say it in front of the old dragon."

"I'll tell you sooner or later!" The young man's eyes fell on the dusty magic mirror, and he said strangely, "Recently, it's really quiet."

Yan Shiyu got up from the bed, picked up the magic mirror in the corner, blew the dust off it, and joked, "Speaking of which, there are obviously two mirrors in this building, but none of them can be used as a mirror."

At this moment, the magic mirror was so excited that he burst into tears: "You heartless man, did you finally think of me! After picking him up and throwing him into limbo within two days, what's the difference between being buried in the soil!"

"No, there is still a difference. When I was in the soil, at least I couldn't hear other people's lively voices, blah blah, but here, the happiness belongs to you, and I am alone! QAQ"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

It's a pity that none of the people present heard such aggrieved crying.

"I don't know if I'm disabled or not." The young man touched his face, then his stomach, "The muscles feel a lot tighter."

The black cat sized it up, "It's a little darker and stronger than when it first came here, at least it's not for nothing."

"You said that if you seduce/lure Lord Long, is the previous appearance more likely to succeed, or the current one?" Yan Shiyu turned the magic mirror over as he spoke.

It was written on the mirror——"Are you an old woman/boy with such high-end skills as sex/seduction? You don't think it's just stripped/naked, haha."

Yan Shiyu: Yes, that's what he thought.

"Oh, you are so knowledgeable."

Magic mirror: "...you can't hear me?"

"But I can see it." Yan Shiyu said indifferently.

The monster hiding in the mirror turned silently and met the long-lost face.

Soon the scene in front of him was cut back to the ground again.

"Wait! Listen to my explanation!!!"

Yan Shiyu straightened his clothes and went downstairs.

"Stop taking a nap?" the black cat asked.

"No, let's go for a walk to digest food." Yan Shi said, "See how the flowers are growing, and pick some mushrooms by the way."

"Do you want me to accompany you?" The black cat stood up and shook its body.

"It's not far, I'll go by myself." Yan Shiyu carried the mahogany sword in his waist.

In the morning, the black cat was busy all morning preparing things for brewing, and it was indeed a little tired.In addition, there was no movement from Xuesheng for a long time, and most of the monsters made friends with the young man, so he didn't insist anymore.

"Go early and return early."

"Okay." Yan Shiyu carried the bamboo basket on his back and walked into the woods.

The weather outside didn't seem to be any different from when he first arrived, and it wasn't obvious that it had already entered winter.

It stands to reason that this very comfortable climate should be enjoyable, but...

The young man looked up at the sun in the sky, and murmured, "Probably we won't see snow anymore."

"Do you want to see the snow?" Suddenly someone asked behind his ear.

Yan Shiyu hadn't heard this voice many times, but he was so impressed that he recognized it immediately.

The young man suddenly turned around and took a few steps back, looking warily at the coming person suspended in mid-air, and called out his name: "Xuesheng?!"

"Didn't you promise that Lord Long would not attack me? What are you doing here?" Yan Shiyu's nerves tensed, and he slowly touched the mahogany sword at his waist.

"That thing is of no use to me." Xue Sheng sat in the air, raised his legs and tilted his head, "Don't be so nervous, I'm just passing by."

"Passing by?" Yan Shiyu asked suspiciously.

The boy made a smile.

He has a soft and beautiful appearance, and his smile should be softer, but it just makes the young man's hair back when he smiles.

"Well, I came to find a monster, and I was indeed passing by." Xuesheng said, "I didn't expect such a big change here. It seems that you are also working hard to survive."

Yan Shiyu slowly walked a few steps to the side, and replied indifferently, "Thank you for the compliment."

"Aren't you curious what kind of monster I'm looking for?" Xue Sheng asked with a smile, as if he didn't mind the young man's hostility.

Yan Shiyu was stunned for a moment when he was asked, and thought to himself: What kind of monster are you looking for?

Soon, though, he knew what was going on.

Because he already felt the heavy, fishy breathing behind him.

Yan Shiyu subconsciously turned his head and looked over. The bloody mouth full of fangs... multiplied by three, was spitting at him, and the saliva dripped on the ground, emitting white smoke and making a "stinging" sound.

"Damn!" The swear words blurted out, and the young man sat down on the ground in fright, staring at the big dog with three heads in front of him.

"The taste of humans, I really miss it." The middle head of the three-headed dog stuck out its tongue and licked its mouth, "Can I eat him?"

There was only one human, one demon and one unknown, so it was self-evident who the three-headed dog was asking.

Xue Sheng lazily said, "It has nothing to do with me."

"Then I won't be polite." The three-headed dog stared at the young man excitedly.

Yan Shiyu hurriedly asked the young man, "Are you going to break the contract?"

"Breaking the contract?" Xue Sheng chuckled, "I just promised not to do it myself, but I don't care about other monsters."

The implication is to ask for more blessings.

He will not admit defeat!

Yan Shiyu no longer expected the young man to make a move. Holding the mahogany sword, he kept thinking about the corresponding method in his mind.

"Look, look, he actually wants to use a wooden sword against us, hahahahahahahaha~" the head on the right laughed.

"How many times have I said it, you laugh so badly!" The head on the left said violently.

"I can laugh if I want to, and cover your ears with your paws if you can!" The head on the right side laughed a few times after speaking.

The one on the left bared his teeth and said, "Do you want to fight?"

"Hit it, I'm afraid of you!"

The head in the middle roared: "Shut up!"

"Do you think you are the boss in the middle?!" The left and right sides said in unison.

Yan Shi said: "..."

This monster looks like it's not working well.

"Okay, do you want to eat human flesh again?" The head in the middle did not argue with the other two, but drew their attention back with a sentence.

Cannibalism is more attractive to dogs than quarrels.

Yan Shiyu already had an idea at this time, he stood up and threw the mahogany sword aside.

This move stunned the three-headed dog for a moment.

"I know I can't run away, I'm going to feed you all today." Yan Shiyu said very well.

"This kid is very smart?" said the head on the right.

Yan Shiyu took a deep breath, tried to remain calm and said, "However, you may have to solve a problem before that."

"What's the problem?" This time it was the head in the middle.

The young man smiled and said, "It's more suitable for me to share the food."

Three-headed dog: "???"

"For example, the meat of the thigh is tender and firm, and it definitely tastes the best; the chest and arms are put together, the portion is decent, and the liver and kidney are also delicious." Yan Shiyu analyzed it very seriously, "But places like the abdomen, It’s fat, and it’s both large intestine and bladder, with a lot of feces and urine, so it’s probably a bit of a pain to eat. You can consider getting a head, there are a little more bones, but you can suck your brains.”

"Think about it..." The young man nodded the three dog heads with his fingers, "How are they distributed?"

"I think the one in the middle seems to be the boss, why don't you give him the thigh."

"Boss fart!" The left and right heads shouted at the same time.

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