The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

A slender hand picked up the mirror.

The mirror was startled.It didn't notice anyone approaching at all, and even forgot to take back the words on its mirror.

Ao Zheng stared at the mirror motionlessly.

He looked at the mirror with hairs all over, silently swallowed his own words.

"Spit out the words." Jin Long frowned slightly.

"Oh, shit!" The mirror scolded, and the mirror reflected its words truthfully, "Why is this one talking like a bird again!"

Ao Zheng narrowed his eyes and tapped the mirror with the knuckle of his index finger: "Are you scolding me?"

Jinlong didn't seem to use much strength, but the mirror felt as if his body had been swung by a meteor hammer.

"fu..." the mirror closed his mouth, and cursed in his heart: You barbarians!Lao Tzu is not a force faction, can you stop bullying Jing with violence as soon as he comes up!

"I want to see a sentence." Ao Zheng raised his finger again.

The mirror trembled and quickly displayed a question mark.

You can't just hit me just because I don't understand what you're talking about!Even if I am a mirror, I have the right to be a mirror!

Ao Zheng thought for a while, and tried to say: "Backtopreviouspage."

Mirror:"…………"

Return to the previous page of your md, do you think Lao Tzu is a book?

Then it honestly repeated the previous words: "Tremble, stupid, hateful, stranger!"

Jin Long looked at the words on the mirror, and said to himself: "The first is trembling? Trembling? The second is stupidity, the next is hatred, and the last one I haven't seen before. Write it down and ask Shiyu tomorrow."

Ao Zheng silently said the last word several times, and put the mirror back on the balcony, but the mirror was facing the outside.He took off his coat and lay lightly on the bed.

The black cat lying on the quilt closed its right eye, which was opened alone.Since the old dragon didn't wake him up, it means that the problem with the mirror should not be serious, so let's talk about it tomorrow.

When Yan Shiyu woke up, there was no one on the second floor, and the young man stretched his waist and walked downstairs.Jin Long was leaning against the door, holding a pamphlet of vocabulary written by him, and silently recited with slightly moving lips.

And the black cat and the slime... played with the mirror.

Xiao Hei hooked the hollow of the frame with his claws, shook the mirror, and threw it out forcefully.The slime jumped up, blocked the mirror with its soft body, and bounced back.

The black cat jumped up, kicked the mirror with its hind legs, and kicked the mirror towards the slime again.

Seeing the two of them having fun, Yan Shiyu walked up to Jinlong and suggested, "Why don't you make a football for Xiao Hei and the others, it's weird to kick a mirror."

"Football, um, it was called Cuju in ancient times, right? I remember it was made of pig urine bubbles, but there seems to be that kind of rattan ball made of bamboo in TV dramas." The young man scratched his hair, "I will ask the old man later. .”

"Cuju," Jin Long turned his head and asked, "Can you kick it?"

"No, I'm not very good at ball games." Yan Shiyu said awkwardly, "I prefer e-sports."

The young man shamelessly changed his daily life of playing games into a taller one.

"E-sports?"

"That's right, some computer game competitions."

Ao Zheng asked curiously, "Has Shiyu ever won an award?"

"Cough, I'm at an amateur level. I play in the arena with ordinary players. I win and lose." Yan Shiyu said to himself, relying on Jinlong's lack of understanding, "Anyway, it's also a very good way to arrange thirteen dans." Dao, ahem, martial arts genius."

What a carefree life.

In front of the golden dragon, he is imposing forever!

"It sounds very powerful." Ao Zheng didn't continue to struggle, but wrote a word in the air with his fingertips, and asked, "What does this word mean?"

Yan Shiyu glanced at the floating golden evil spirit: "Well, if it is an adjective, it means foreign and alien; if it is a noun, it means a foreigner, an outsider."

Jin Long narrowed his eyes: "Xiao Hei, kick that mirror over."

"Okay!" The black cat circled the mirror with its tail and threw it at the golden dragon.

Ao Zheng raised his hand to catch it, sneered, and tapped the mirror heavily with his fingers.

Yan Shiyu leaned over: "What about the mirror..."

A long string of "fu/ck" floated out from the mirror whining.

Yan Shi said: "..."

"This mirror can actually talk!" the young man said, "Could it be a magic mirror?"

"Magic mirror?" Ao Zheng said, "You know?"

"Uh, I'm not very sure." Yan Shiyu said, "But the talking mirror, that's all I can think of. After all, everyone should know the fairy tale "Snow White". "

Jin Long looked at the mirror and asked, "What can the magic mirror in the story do?"

Yan Shiyu thought for a while: "It seems...you can know who is the most beautiful person in the world..."

Ao Zheng: "..."

The curious black cat approached: "..."

The young man recalled again: "I played the role of a queen when I was a child, so I should have asked such a question."

As Yan Shiyu spoke, he got up and acted: "Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful person in this world~"

The mirror actually answered: "Fuck, why do people still ask such silly/crazy questions. There are so many people in the world with different aesthetics, how can there be an answer."

The golden dragon who could vaguely understand the meaning: "..."

Yan Shiyu, who felt that he was being ridiculed for no reason: "..."

After a while, the mirror said again: "Wait, I can answer this question."

The mirror cleared his throat: "The most beautiful person in the world is you~"

The face of the youth appeared in the mirror.

"You're the only human being after all," the mirror added.

Yan Shi said: "..."

"Then who is the most beautiful monster in this world?" the young man asked in a low voice.

The mirror was silent for a moment, and slowly displayed a word - loading...

About the time to touch a cup of tea, the mirror finally moved, and a familiar face appeared on the mirror.

It was none other than the elf named "Ludwig".

"According to the standards of most of you human beings, he is the only one."

"Fart, why not Dragon Lord!" Yan Shiyu immediately retorted.

His voice was a little loud, and for a moment he forgot that Ao Zheng could already understand some simple sentences.It wasn't until Jin Long looked sideways in surprise that the young man realized it.

"I, I just think Long Jun is better looking." Yan Shiyu stumbled with a blushing face.

The mirror wants to roll its eyes, but it has no eyes.

"Take off your filter, thank you."

"Then, that's considered Dragon Lord, who is a little bit inferior," Yan Shiyu retorted, "Isn't there another Xuesheng? In terms of appearance, there is no distinction; in terms of temperament, each has its own merits."

"You dare to question my answer, hmph, I want to see which Xuesheng you mentioned?" The mirror said angrily.

When the mirror was "loading" again, Jin Long took the opportunity to ask him something he didn't understand, and Yan Shiyu hurriedly explained a few grammar and words.

The black cat at the side finally heard a one, two, three, shook his head, and secretly sighed: Sure enough, Xi Shi is in the eye of the beholder, obviously Ting Sheng is the prettiest!

This time the magic mirror was silent for a while, Yan Shiyu finished washing and cooking, and the mirror did not speak again.

"The answer is still the elf Ludwig," the words on the mirror jumped out one by one, "Xuesheng does not meet the requirements of a monster."

Yan Shiyu opened his mouth wide in surprise, while Ao Zheng beside him changed his face instantly.

He squeezed the mirror tightly and said in a deep voice, "What the hell are you?"

"I am the magic mirror~" The mirror suddenly laughed wildly, "Stupid stranger,

Uh, the stranger and the monster, um, the stranger and his companions, you don't think that I need to pay any price for answering the questions, do you? "

Yan Shiyu's expression changed. He was worried that Jinlong would not be able to react, so he immediately translated the mirror's words: "Oh, I'm preconceived. I just think about "Snow White", forgetting that this mirror may not be that mirror."

"I don't know what the price will be?" the young man said in a panic, his face pale.

Ao Zheng made a gesture calmly, and patted Yan Shiyu's shoulder reassuringly.

The magic mirror grinned and said, "I have answered your three questions, now it is your turn to answer me."

"First, what year and month is it now? Second, what is this place? Third, how can I get out of here?"

As soon as the mirror finished asking, Yan Shiyu felt an irresistible force controlling him, and said the most authentic thoughts when he heard the question in his mind.

"It was September [-]th, [-]xx when I wore it, and it should be November [-]rd now, but the four seasons here have not changed significantly." Yan Shiyu replied, "Long Jun said that this place may be created with We don’t know how to leave the New Territory built by the secret method.”

After answering the three questions, the feeling of being forced disappeared instantly.

Yan Shiyu rubbed his chest and looked at Jinlong: "Does the Dragon Lord feel that there is no way to disobey his words?"

"It is indeed a strange feeling, not like a monster, but closer to some causal rules in the spell." Jin Long explained, "This kind of rule requires the support of a huge and complicated formation, so the binding force can often be suppressed." superior."

"However, there is still an upper limit to the binding force of the rules. As long as you exceed this upper limit, you can fight against it." Ao Zheng withdrew the magic formula in his hand, "However, this time I can deal with it easily, partly because I am not the main force. questioner."

Compared with this rule, Jinlong is more surprised that it actually knows that Xuesheng is not a monster.

This mirror must not have known Xuesheng before. What is its ability?

When Ao Yan was contemplating, Magic Mirror suddenly made a crazy shout: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yan Shiyu: "...Hey!"

"Hey, sister!" The magic mirror roared impotently and furiously.

"Mr. Long, this mirror is really powerful, isn't it? It seems to know a lot of things."

"Ah."

Yan Shiyu smiled meanly: "I have an idea."

Jin Long smiled slightly and said clearly: "It's indeed a good idea."

The young man took the mirror and showed a super innocent smile: "Mr. Mirror, we still have the spirit of contract. I can answer your question again."

Mirror: "QAQ"

Yan Shi said: "It is now November [-], [-], we don't know where this is, and we don't know how to leave."

Magic Mirror: "..."

Magic Mirror: "Shutting down..."