The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

To plant a field, first plow the field.

Mr. Zhe originally fell in love with a piece of land, but it was a little far away from the tower.It just so happened that because of the fight between Xilong and Griffin, the surrounding trees were burnt out of a large open space, and the soil quality was not bad, so they left the field nearby.

The black cat called a few mountain spirits to help.Since there was no tool at hand, the young man was asked to play by himself.

Yan Shiyu paced back and forth, couldn't hold back after a while, put on his sweater, wrapped two pieces of cloth around his fingers, ran to the pile of monsters and began to dig the soil.

The black cat poked the young man with its tail and said, "Just your two paws, they plan slowly and are easy to get hurt. Don't join in the fun."

"No, if I stand a little longer, my sense of guilt will explode." Yan Shiyu glanced at the diligent little monsters, "I will take care not to hurt myself."

The black cat looked at the young man who was earnestly digging the clods, and was silent for a moment, then returned to his position and accelerated the speed of digging.

Old Zhe sat on the stone beside the bonfire outside the formation, still looking up at the sky.It's just that his expression gradually softened, as if he remembered something pleasant.

Although those little monsters were not good at fighting, they had thick skin and strong strength. The land of more than 100 square meters was dealt with in less than half a stick of incense.

The young man rushed into the room and poured two bowls of water in one go, wiped the sweat off his face, and walked out slowly rubbing his waist.He glanced at the sun above his head and said, "I actually thought of a poem that is especially suitable for this situation!"

The monsters didn't feel tired, but Mr. Zhe didn't arrange what to do next, so he stood quietly and waited for orders.

The black cat jumped onto the young man's shoulder and licked its paw: "Recite poems? Don't you all walk the world with one sentence?"

Yan Shiyu was startled, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Hei, did you sneak to the human world?"

The black cat froze, changed the subject and said, "What poem do you want to read?"

Yan Shiyu wasn't particularly concerned about going to the human world. When the black cat asked about the poem, he immediately rubbed his hands excitedly: "Xiao Hei, do you know? Traveling through life without reading poems is incomplete! "

"Oh?" The black cat held its chin and said to the little monsters, "Come here and stand up, Teacher Xiaoyan is going to read a poem!"

The little monsters immediately ran over, stood apart in a row, and looked up at the young man in unison. Even the tortoise on Yan Shiyu's head poked out his head, and gave them a full row of faces.

Yan Shi said: "..."

You don't have to.

He coughed twice nervously, imitating the tone of a famous TV host, and said in a loud voice: "Huehe—the day at noon..."

"Sweat drops to the soil." The black cat opened its mouth and answered.

"I will, I will, the next sentence is," the green-skinned little monster said excitedly, "Who knows what's on the plate."

"Every grain is hard work." Old Zhe stood up and continued.

Yan Shiyu scratched his head: "Everyone knows it."

He didn't expect to become a blockbuster, but even the little monster knew this song, which was indeed unexpected.

"There were still many monsters hiding in the human world at that time." The black cat said, "However, he often used this song as a story, so he knew more monsters."

"Telling a story?" Yan Shiyu asked strangely, "You monsters don't seem to eat whole grains."

"It's not about food, it's about people." Zhe Lao tapped the ground with his cane, "Okay, it's time for us to move on to the next task."

"Want water?" Yan Shiyu asked.

The old man stroked his beard and said with a smile, "It's picking up dung."

Yan Shi said: "..."

He even forgot that there is no bagged fertilizer here!

The black beast hid in the crevice of the stone, looking around warily.Even if he didn't smell any other monsters, he still lay motionless and dormant until nightfall, when he tiptoed out and ran wildly.

Jinlong stood on the cliff with his hands behind his back, without any impatience, and watched every move of the black beast indifferently.

Ao Zheng is very sure at this moment that he has also come to this world.

The game of peek-a-boo they have played too many times.Well, as long as he is caught, at least the safety of the children can be guaranteed.

The golden dragon jumped down from the cliff.

Yan Shiyu didn't go to pick up the cake, after all, it was not safe to go deep into the woods.His job is to dig a hole.

Old Zhe handed the young man a simple hoe that was sharpened with a stone and tied with a wooden stick, made a gesture of size, and said, "Just find a place to dig, but don't be too far away from the field."

Yan Shiyu looked around and felt that it would be nice to be next to the bonfire.With a distance of a hundred steps and within the formation, he swung his hoe.After digging twice, the young man asked curiously, "Old Zhe, what are you digging this hole for? Is it a local cellar for vegetables?"

The old man squinted and smiled.

Yan Shiyu always felt that this smile was a bit weird: "I, did I guess wrong?"

"I'm guessing half right, it's used to pile things up," Zhe Lao said, "but the pile is manure, which is used to make fertilizer."

Yan Shi said: "..."

The young man silently kicked back the soil he just dug up with his feet, walked around the golden coil for a long time, and finally found a place at the left rear of the tower, planning to dig out half of it inside the formation and half outside the formation.

Good brother, we must pick up the dung together!

Yan Shiyu was digging, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Old Zhe obviously has a hoe, why didn't he lend it to him when he was digging the ground just now?He looked up at the old man, and when his eyes met, the old man suddenly grinned, showing his big white teeth, and gave him a wicked smile.

Yan Shiyu: Routine!It's all a trick!If he hadn't taken the initiative to join hands just now...

However, this incident also gave him a new understanding of Zhe Lao.

Thinking about it carefully, whether it is Jinlong, Zhe Lao or Xiao Hei, these relatives seem to be very aware of the inferiority of human beings, and they are not ignorant and irrational on the side of human beings.

Maybe they just have expectations for the shining points of human beings, and have nostalgia for every beautiful moment when humans and monsters lived together.

Yan Shiyu is an otaku, except for class, the rest of the time is almost immersed in the virtual world.He has always felt that people who are too enthusiastic about Two-dimensional are people who escape from the real world and dare not grow up.

He will always remember that the female student who was bullied was forced to swallow all the grievances in order to graduate because she had no background, and he was powerless; He took away the road that should have belonged to other people; he even remembered the words from the leaders and elders - "This is the world of adults, you have to learn to grow up and learn to adapt to their rules, otherwise there is no way to survive .”

It was completely different from what he had learned, thought, and what others told.

He didn't have the courage to resist and chose to hide.

Look, in this virtual world, there are courage, dreams, justice, unswerving love, stingy friendship, happy family relationship...

There is everything you could want to see.

But Yan Shiyu also knew clearly that in front of the victim, he, who pretended to know nothing and stood by, was not innocent.

"Society is a big dye vat, once you get in, don't even think about getting out clean."

As long as you stand here, being wise and safe is also gray.

Dirty, dirty grey.

Yan Shiyu was in a daze.

Before coming to this world, what was he thinking while sitting on the bench looking at the artificial lake?

Ah, he was thinking: What qualifications do human beings have to occupy that beautiful planet?Like a disgusting parasite.The earth should swallow a few pills and keep all human beings out of it.

It's like a middle school illness.

"Go back to God!"

A powerful and heavy voice suddenly sounded beside his ears, as if hitting the soul directly, waking the young man out of his thoughts.

Yan Shiyu was startled, and when he turned his head, he saw Mr. Zhe standing beside him at some point, staring at him deeply.

For a moment, Yan Shiyu felt that his skin, flesh, bones, blood and soul seemed to have been stripped clean, and everything was spread out in front of the old man, with no way to hide it.

That nasty feeling disappeared in a flash, so fast that the young man even wondered if he was thinking too much.

"Child." Zhe Lao returned to his usual kind appearance.

"Ok?"

"You humans have a good saying," Zhe Lao turned around and walked slowly towards the campfire, "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you."

"If you look at it for too long, you will fall in." The old man sat back on the stone again, sighed softly and said, "Don't be like him, otherwise Lord Long will be very sad."

Yan Shiyu was silent for a moment, and said, "I know. There are many warm, luminous, and tearful things in that world."

"Just like in Xiao Hei's life, there are people like Brother Ting Sheng, and there are people like Ting Sheng."

The young man raised the hoe in his hand, slammed it down, and plunged into the soil.

When Xiao Hei came back, he looked at the silent Yan Shiyu and the listless slime, feeling that the atmosphere was not right.

"Did something happen?" He knew Zhe Lao's temper, so he asked the young man directly.

Yan Shiyu's hand waving the hoe stopped before he felt a tingling pain in his palm.He looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and smiled: "It's nothing, I'm just missing Lanx Technical School."

The black cat was full of question marks: "What is that?"

"It's a place with a lot of excavators." The young man said sadly, "One claw is as big as a hole, how nice it is."

Black Cat: "... Promise."

"Get out of the way." The black cat grew bigger, and after a few random digs, the cesspit was formed.

Yan Shiyu couldn't help but picked up the black cat and rubbed it against it: "Xiao Hei, you are really a must-have artifact for traveling at home, murder and arson."

The black cat pushed the young man away with its paws in disgust, always feeling that he was acting weird today.

"Throw all the feces you pick up into the pit." Old Zhe said.

The little demons threw them into the pit one by one, and when they were all poured out, there was as much as half a pit.Old Zhe instructed to add weeds, leaves, peat and water to the pit, while Yan Shiyu poked and poked at the side with a wooden stick, sighing secretly: I never thought that one day he would become a young man playing shit.

The sun is setting, and the not-so-good farming career has come to an end.

Yan Shiyu collapsed directly on the ground, staring at the clear blue sky: "I miss poetry again."

"Read." The black cat came over.

Yan Shiyu said in the most ordinary voice and intonation: "Who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work."

Old Zhe turned his head slightly, smiled and looked at the sky again.

The black cat's eyes fell on the blisters on the young man's hand, and he said speechlessly, "Who says he can take care of himself?"

"En?" Yan Shiyu raised his hand, looked over and over again, and said loudly, "This is not an injury, this is a laborer's medal!"

The black cat rolled its eyes, turned into a human form, ran to the old Zhe and said something, then came back and pinched the young man under his arm, and ran into the woods.

"Where are we going?" Yan Shiyu raised his head, looked at the bumpy road, thought of something, and suddenly said, "Xiao Hei, you must be a single cat."

Black cat: "?"

"Speaking of which, fortunately, Xiao Hei lived in ancient times."

Black cat: "??"

"After all, we have cats now, and we will have to go to the hospital to have their balls cut in about six or seven months."

Black Cat: "..."

The black cat stopped by the lake, grabbed the young man's back collar, and threw it in: "It stinks."

Yan Shiyu choked on a few sips of water, got out and jumped forward a few times, and after standing still, he took off his clothes and threw them on the shore: "Both each other."

As he spoke, he tore the black cat off.

The black cat immediately changed back to its original form, rolled twice in the water, stepped on the young man's head and jumped back to the shore.

He shook the water off his body, walked to the water's edge a little far away from Yan Shiyu, licked the hair on his body earnestly, dipped his paws in some lake water and rubbed them from time to time.

Yan Shiyu was soaked in the water, only showing his head, looking at the black cat: "Xiao Hei."

"Ok?"

"Mr. Long," Yan Shiyu paused, "Have you ever liked anyone? The kind of love."

The black cat asked strangely, "Why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

The young man scratched his cheeks unnaturally: "It's when you are away, chatting with Mr. Zhe. He said that there was someone who made Lord Long very sad, so I was curious...well, just curious, if it is inconvenient to answer, you don't have to answer .”

"At least since I knew the old dragon, no." The black cat thought for a while, "The old dragon is in love, hahahahahaha, I really can't think of what it is like?"

"However, Lao Long mentioned before that a good friend of his died. Old Zhe said it, maybe it was him."

Yan Shiyu squatted down slowly, sinking his whole body into the water.

In fact, whether the answer is yes or no, it is not good news.

If so, then Lord Long has been celibate for this person so far.He is an ordinary university teacher, apart from being able to speak a few birdsong, how can he compare with Bai Yueguang?

If not...then [-]% of the Dragon Lord is devoted to the Tao, and his love and love are all floating clouds.

The future is so heavy!

Yan Shiyu was sighing, when he suddenly felt that his head was really heavy.

Why?Why can't he float up?

The young man hurriedly stretched out his hand, and actually touched the thick hard shell on his head.He supported it with his hands, barely raised his head, and then saw the belly of a huge turtle.

Yan Shi said: "..."

Whoooo!Blackie help!

Fortunately, the black cat saw the enlarged spinning tortoise, otherwise the young man would have become No. 1 to be crushed to death by the tortoise after he almost died of diarrhea.

Yan Shiyu put on the bunt brought by the black cat, and one person and one cat stared at the spinning turtle that had become a giant turtle, and they were speechless.

"Xiao Hei, do you think he will shrink automatically after drying?" Yan Shiyu asked expectantly.

Black Cat: "..."

"I understand, your contemptuous expression with drooping eyelids has almost become my psychological shadow." Yan Shiyu raised his hands in surrender, "After all, Xuangui is not Antrio ①."

The black cat had a headache and said, "Mostly, the old dragon used spells to make him smaller. For some unknown reason, the spells didn't work after soaking in water."

"Then how do we go back?"

"Don't worry about this, first stretch out your hand." The black cat said.

Yan Shiyu raised his arms in confusion.

The black cat showed its toenails, pricked the blister on the young man's palm, and put a plaster on it: "The other hand."

"It's cool, so comfortable." Yan Shiyu said in surprise, "Is this plaster asked for by Mr. Zhe?"

The black cat nodded: "Yes. Originally, I wanted to ask him for a prescription, but I didn't expect there were some left, so I used it directly."

Yan Shiyu was stunned.

Leftovers?Since when is it left over?

The black cat jumped onto the back of the tortoise, wrapped its tail around the young man's waist and pulled him up: "Let's go back on the tortoise, although it's a bit slow."

Yan Shiyu: Sitting on a turtle?Can he still sleep in the room tonight?

The answer is: yes.

The slowness of the black cat's speech is compared to his own speed, not human beings.

Yan Shiyu drove fast all the way in a convertible turtle-shaped car, and his hair was still dry when he returned to the tower.

The young man climbed down with trembling legs: in the future, whoever says that the tortoise crawls slowly will be slapped when he goes up.

The little monsters were gone, seeing them coming back, Mr. Zhe got up and said, "I'm going out for a while. The fertilizer will rot for a few more days. Tomorrow, remember to level the ground and water some water."

"Is there something urgent for Mr. Zhe?" Yan Shiyu asked.

The old man pointed to the wild vegetables that the young man had hung outside the house: "Aren't you tired of eating them?"

Yan Shiyu stared blankly at the figure of the old man leaving, and said adoringly: "Old Zhe is in my heart, and now it ranks first.

"Just a moment."

"Then who was the first one?" the black cat asked curiously.

Yan Shiyu was surprised and said, "Of course it's Lord Long, isn't it obvious that I'm acting?"

The black cat shook his head.

"How is it possible, look, I..."

"I……"

"I will do my best in front of the translator and teacher!"

The black cat said: "That is the job you promised."

"Uh... I often call Long Jun, often see Long Jun!"

The black cat said: "You must call me and see me more often."

Yan Shiyu: "...It's different."

"Is there any difference?" The black cat flicked its tail, "Have you ever given me a bow, or anything from the old dragon?"

The young man said dryly: "I invite Lord Long...to eat crabs."

Black Cat: "..."

Yan Shi said: "..."

The black cat had an indifferent face: "Oh."

Yan Shiyu vaguely felt that he had gotten the reason why his ex broke up.

What right does he have to laugh at the little black straight man!

Slime bounced towards them, but jumped halfway, suddenly screamed "Mum" and rushed back to the room.

Before Yan Shiyu could react, he was kicked into the formation by the black cat.He hurriedly turned around, and saw a big bird with nine heads flying over in the distance.

"Long time no see, Xiao Hei." Big Bird's voice was extremely piercing.

Yan Shiyu subconsciously covered her ears.

"Did you call Xiao Hei too?" The black cat grew bigger by the way, let out a howl, and bared its teeth at the big bird, "What are you doing here? Ghost car!"

The ghost car "Jie Jie" smiled: "Of course, let's settle the old score."

The author has something to say: ①The tortoise in Dino in "The Tutor" becomes bigger when exposed to water, and becomes smaller after being blown dry

Ps: The author has never planted land, the process is from Baidu's view, please forgive me if there are any mistakes.