The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

Yan Shiyu accepted the challenge.

"'If you don't hand over the treasure, I will eat you' translates into Chinese..." The young man smiled slightly, "Red phoenix, yellow phoenix, pink phoenix, flower phoenix."

After finishing speaking, he said solemnly: "Also in Chinese, this sentence is very similar to the pronunciation of 'I love you, I want to give you a child'. If you can't pronounce it well, the other party will mistakenly think that you are courting. So Mandarin Before passing the grade test, please use it with caution."

Monsters: ...

Xilong: I suspect you are cheating on me, but I have no proof.

Yan Shiyu silently praised his wit, and continued: "In communication, politeness is a very important thing, and we should learn to use words like 'please' and 'thank you' more."

"For example, if you ask a question, you can say, 'Excuse me, what does xxx say? After you get the answer, you should say 'Thank you'."

Yan Shiyu has no intention of continuing to interact with each other, but the beginning of Xixilong has inspired a lot of monsters. Just after the solution here, there are monsters picking up trouble again.

"Then I would like to ask Teacher Xiaoyan, 'I haven't eaten people for hundreds of years, what should I say, you look delicious'?" An ugly half-orc smiled sinisterly.

Yan Shiyu: ...

Although Jin Long couldn't understand, he could vaguely feel that his children seemed to have been made things difficult.His face suddenly darkened, and he stared at the monster who asked the question with unkindness.

Yan Shiyu originally wanted to take a sneak peek at Ao Zheng to embolden himself, and happened to see the other's expression.For some reason, he suddenly felt that the current mess was not a problem at all.

Yan Shiyu secretly pinched Jinlong's fingers, smiled and blinked, cleared his throat and said, "This... Mr. Monster, do you not have any other food in your diet besides human beings?"

The orc sucked in his saliva and said deliberately, "We only eat humans."

It is impossible to judge whether Yan Shiyu's words are true or not.

From Jin Long's mouth, we can know that the demon world and the human world are not completely isolated.Western monsters lack leaders, and I don't know if there are any established rules.Maybe they really have nothing to do and go to the world to "eat a meal" before returning to the demon world?After all, there are so many missing and dead bodies every year, who knows where they all went.

Teacher Xiaoyan, who grew up in an atheistic environment, now has completely lost his way of thinking.

"In my country, there is an animal called a living fossil, and it is the national treasure panda. Of course, in ancient times it was called an iron-eating beast. It sounds like it has very good teeth, and it looks like a big meat eater."

The young man suddenly changed the topic, and the monsters were all stunned.

"Do you know why they are called living fossils? Because they have survived for nearly 10 years. As an ordinary animal, they will be born, grow old, get sick and die." Yan Shiyu continued, "Almost all the animals at the same time have become extinct. Guess what? Why is this?"

Yan Shiyu looked at the orcs and smiled slightly: "Because they learned to be vegetarians when food was scarce."

"Mr. Monster, you might as well learn it. After all, I am the only human being here. If this makes you extinct, I will really feel sorry."

The orc was speechless.

Yan Shiyu immediately looked at Jinlong, his eyes sparkling, and he almost wrote the word "praise me" all over his face with a brush.

Seeing the monster's appearance, Ao Zheng guessed that most of the children solved the problem by themselves.

He rubbed the young man's forehead with his right hand, and at the same time raised his left hand calmly, grabbing the void.But the half-orc seemed to be restrained by something, and slowly floated into the air.His face was flushed red, but no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless.

Seeing that the body and head were about to be separated, Jin Long withdrew his right hand rubbing the young man, and put down his left hand at the same time.The half-orc fell back to the ground, and looked at the man again with fear.

Xixilong took all this into his eyes, but just sneered, turned over lazily, and muttered, "Overthinking one's abilities."

Probably the young man's wit and the golden dragon's warning played a role. In the subsequent lectures, there were no more jumping monsters.

Yan Shiyu briefly introduced some commonly used spoken language.Things like "hello", "morning/noon/evening", "sorry", "it's okay".

In fact, there was originally a Yanhuang-specific greeting - "Have you eaten?" After experiencing the orc incident, he was ruthlessly kicked out of the syllabus by Teacher Xiaoyan.

As for the official start of the class, they still have a lot of pre-requisites to prepare.For example, blackboard chalk for blackboard writing, teaching materials for monsters, etc., so the date of the next class is to be determined.If it is all right, Jinlong will send out a beam of light again to notify.

The monsters dispersed one after another, and Xixilong finally stood up.He suddenly bent down, stretched his neck and approached the young man, startling Yan Shiyu.

"Mr. Long, is there anything else?"

Xixilong "Jie Jie" laughed twice: "Human, you aroused my interest!"

When Yan Shiyu heard the words, he immediately looked embarrassed, and subconsciously blurted out: "Mr. Long, have you read too many Mr. Ba's novels?"

Xilong's body froze, and he jumped into a rage and said, "Who would read that kind of overbearing boss novel written by humans!"

Then you actually know what the full name of the overlord is.

Yan Shiyu crossed his mouth with the index fingers of both hands: "Mmm, I won't say anything."

"Human, you are playing..."

"Fire?" Yan Shi answered hesitantly.

Western Dragon: "..."

Western Dragon whimpered and flew away.

"Hahahahahahaha—" Yan Shiyu couldn't help laughing anymore.

Ao Zheng asked curiously, "Is there anything happy?"

The young man explained with a smile: "So the Western Dragon is a cute contrast? He is actually a fan of the boss."

The blind spots of knowledge were stepped on repeatedly, and Ao Zheng admitted very reluctantly that he was indeed behind the times.

Yan Shiyu noticed Jinlong's abnormality, and stopped laughing: "Mr. Long, what's wrong?"

"I..." Ao Zheng hesitated for a moment, then sighed softly, "I don't quite understand what you mean, and I don't understand why you are laughing, but he can understand."

Yan Shiyu was startled, looked at Jinlong, and suddenly made an exaggerated gesture: "Lord Dragon, King of Heaven and Tiger of Earth!"

"The pagoda suppresses the river demon." Ao Zheng blurted out.

"If it's Mr. Xixilong, he will definitely not be able to catch up." Yan Shiyu narrowed his eyes and smiled, "So, it's just that the area of ​​knowledge I've come into contact with is a little different. If Lord Long doesn't understand, I will explain it carefully."

"It doesn't matter if it's explaining a joke," the young man added.

Ao Zheng wondered, "Is there any problem explaining the joke?"

Yan Shiyu held back the "no dolls" that came to his lips: "Let's talk slowly on the way back."

When approaching the tower, Ao Zheng finally understood what those strange words meant, so he asked the last question.

"Didn't you say that the big-bellied dragon was Tsundere before? Why did it become a contrasting cute again?"

Yan Shiyu looked at the sky with a guilty conscience, "This is an attribute that can be superimposed. Uh, Mr. Long, imagine that a burly man obviously likes you very much, but he just pretends to ignore you..." ..."

"???" Ao Zheng felt that his three views had been impacted, "This is called... Meng?"

Yan Shiyu didn't nod his head after all, he was afraid that he would make the aesthetics of all human beings questioned.

At this moment, a black shadow flew over from the sky: "Old Dragon, I'm back."

"Xiao Hei!" Yan Shiyu exclaimed in surprise.

The black cat turned over in the air, landed firmly on the young man's shoulder, flicked its tail tied with a bow, and said hello: "Hey! The kid seems to be doing well."

"I saw the golden light of the old dragon in the morning, what are you doing?" Xiao Hei asked.

"I'm running a private school to teach mandarin to monsters from other countries." Yan Shiyu teased, "From today onwards, I will be called Teacher Xiaoyan!"

The black cat's eyes lit up immediately: "What? Are you in class again? Do you want to spot-check your homework?"

Yan Shi said: "..."

Ao Zheng: "..."