The years when I was an interpreter for monsters

"Miss Bone Girl, did you say when you'll be here?" Jin Long asked.

"Uh," Yan Shi said, "she is afraid of the might of the Dragon Lord, probably..."

Before the young man finished speaking, Ao Zheng gave a clear smile and said to the woods: "Let her come out. If I want to kill her, she will be gone a few days ago."

How many days ago?Yan Shiyu was stunned: Did the bone girl forcefully break into the formation, or was it earlier?

Either way, maybe Long Jun is more concerned about his safety than he imagined.But Jin Long didn't intervene, did he believe him, or was he observing him?

It is useless to think too much.Yan Shiyu withdrew his thoughts, and he yelled in the direction of Ao Zheng's gaze: "Sister Bone Girl, come out, Lord Long already knew where you were hiding, and he won't hurt you."

After finishing speaking, afraid that the bone girl would not believe it, he added: "I think Lord Yi Long's ability, if he cares about it, you may have been reincarnated a long time ago."

Not long after, there was a sound in the woods.The bone girl looked at the golden dragon and walked forward slowly, while the new bride followed behind her vigilantly.

"My concubine has met Dragon Lord before." The bone girl bowed.

She used Yanhuang etiquette, which was probably taught by the little girl mentioned earlier.

Even if there is no translation for this sentence, Ao Zheng still understands what the other party means.He nodded, and said to the young man: "You can discuss it, if you don't understand, you can ask me."

With Jin Long at his side, Yan Shiyu had the confidence to step out of the circle.He pointed to Huapi, and introduced to Bone Girl: "This is our Yanhuang monster, called Huapi, and like Bone Girl's sister, they are all monsters in human skin."

Then he introduced the bone girl: "This is a Japanese bone girl, wearing human skin just like you..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I am not I did not talk nonsense! The little one has long since used human skin!"

Painted Skin Ghost cried out suddenly, except for Jin Long, everyone else was startled.

"What did you say?" Bone Girl asked, "Why is she so afraid?"

Yan Shiyu was also dazed: "Uh, wait a minute."

"Sister Painted Skin," the young man said patiently in a soft voice, "It's like this, this bone girl sister accidentally took the human skin she used..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

ah?What?Why did you suddenly recite the criminal law?Yan Shiyu was confused by Monk Zhang Er, and said bluntly: "I just want to ask, what can you do to solve people..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah "

Hey, the crime of homicide is actually Article 230 II?Yan Shiyu thought about it slightly.But he finally discovered that Huapi seemed to have a deep fear of the word "human skin", almost to the point of ptsd.

This made Yan Shiyu quite speechless: "You are a monster..."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah prosperity! Democracy! Civilization! Harmony! Freedom! Equality! Justice! Rule of law! Patriotism! Dedication! Honesty! Friendly!"

Yan Shiyu couldn't be more familiar with these 24 characters.He has also copied the standard barrage treatment of ghosts in horror movies.Well, I copied it, and I can't memorize it word for word in complete order.

As a socialist successor, Yan Shiyu is really ashamed.

"Did she suffer some kind of stimulation, and her brain is not working well?" The bone girl asked doubtfully, with a bit of panic in her tone.

Yan Shiyu speculated: "Probably because of the heavy blows from a society ruled by law and the beatings from socialism."

After Xiao Hei came back, Yan Shiyu specifically asked him about it, and only then did he know the reason why Huapi became like this.

A long time ago, Painted Skin was a thorn in the side.After being captured back to the demon world by Ao Zheng, she ran to the human world time and time again to commit crimes.

In a rage, Jin Long locked her up and asked all the monsters in groups of ten to recite the relevant regulations of the "Criminal Law" day and night, fifty times for each monster, and stare at Huapi to copy.

The black cat sympathized: "She seems to have been writing day and night for about six or seventy years."

Hua Pi couldn't take it anymore, no matter how upset he was, he still gave up.

However, Jinlong's punishment did not end there.

Then, he connected Huapi's body and human skin together by magic.After Huapi skinned a few people, Jinlong skinned her several times in the same way, letting the monster recite the core values ​​of socialism beside him.

"Tsk tsk," the black cat shivered, "Painted skin is killed and then skinned, but old dragon is raw. Not to mention her, all the monsters present have sequelae. Hearing those 24 words, his whole body hurts. I can't wait to hide away."

Yan Shi said: "..."

He must be an obedient baby and never do anything to offend Lord Long.

Ao Zheng was very calm from the beginning to the end, with a look of no surprise.The other three are not fools either, Huapi's appearance probably has something to do with Jinlong.

However, their comparative performance is completely different.The bone girl couldn't see the expression, but her movements obviously stiffened, and the eyes of the new woman in the network showed more fear than vigilance.

As for Yan Shiyu, who still doesn't know what happened, he looked at the man for help, leaned over and whispered, "Mr. Long, can you help me ask her how the human skin problem was solved?"

"Okay." Jin Long looked at Hua Pi, "Take out two of the clothes I brought you to make earlier."

"Yes yes yes!" Hua Pi stuffed his hands into his sleeve pockets, took out two neatly stacked "skins" and offered them respectfully.

Yan Shiyu was taken aback: Since Lord Long knew, why did he have to communicate with Huapi just now?

It wasn't until he accidentally saw the reactions of the bone girl and the new bride that he realized it.

Lord Long is killing chickens to scare monkeys, so as to beat the two demons.And by doing so, he probably knew that the bone girl had attacked him.

Ao Zheng took the "skin" and handed it to the young man with a smile.

Yan Shiyu was stunned for a moment, he stretched out his hand tremblingly, and dared not pick it up after trembling for a long time.

Jin Longkong grabbed the young man's hand, and then patted the two "skins" onto his hand.Yan Shiyu's goosebumps fell all over the ground on the spot, his head went numb, and his hairs stood on end.

Ao Zheng couldn't help smiling, and said, "Touch carefully."

Only then did Yan Shiyu realize that the "skin" did not feel right to the touch, it seemed to be smoother and more resilient, but it did not have the texture of human skin at all.

Like a fake fake skin.

But who has nothing to do with fake leather? This kind of industrial product cannot be transplanted.The young man who was complaining secretly suddenly thought of something, and he asked tentatively: "Mr. Long, what is this made of?"

"It seems to be called silica gel." Ao Zheng recalled, "It is so meticulously made, and the price is unexpectedly expensive. I sold a couple of pieces of jade to order a dozen or so pieces."

Yan Shiyu looked at Huapi again, and finally knew where the blandness on her face came from: Isn't it just that the face of a sex doll doesn't look like it has much makeup on!

Then again, judging by the feel and workmanship of the silicone skin on his hand, it doesn't look like a cheap product.

"Mr. Long, can I ask how much this thing is?" the young man whispered.

Ao Zheng said: "It seems to be four or five million, I can't remember exactly."

Yan Shiyu's hand holding the leather sank suddenly.

"It's heavy?" Jin Long asked suspiciously.

Yan Shiyu tried to force a smile: "After all, I won a house."

Ao Zheng actually understood what the young man meant, and comforted him: "If I can go back one day, I will give you one as a thank you."

As an ordinary young man who was born in an ordinary family and struggled for several years to get the down payment, Yan Shiyu felt that this was the most touching love story he had heard.

Wait, there is no "feeling", only "words".

"Then I really hope that I can go back tomorrow." Yan Shiyu joked.

The bone girl knew some Chinese, and she could probably understand the content of the conversation even with a guess, so she waited quietly by the side, and did not interrupt their chat in a hurry.

"Sister Bone Girl, although this is not human skin, it feels pretty good. This is what you wear in painted skin. Do you want to try it?" Yan Shi said.

The bone girl picked up one and wrapped it around her body like she was wearing a dress.As the bones and skin gradually fit, her movements became smoother and the silicone skin became more and more realistic.

"It's more delicate and smooth than human skin, and it's not so easy to damage. It seems to last for a long time." The bone girl said pleasantly.

She was about to thank her, but found that the young man closed his eyes nervously, and then remembered that she was wearing leather but no clothes, so she couldn't help teasing: "Isn't this concubine pretty?"

Yan Shiyu covered his face and said, "Do not despise evil!"