The clown's movements are gradually out of the scope of funny, more and more distorted, more and more beyond the limit.

Suddenly, his feet were empty, and his body in the inflated clown suit slid forward.

With a "bang", his face hit the concrete floor heavily.

System: "Face on the ground, it sounds like it hurts."

The clown staggered up, his face was covered with blood, his big mouth painted with bright red paint opened, revealing a missing front tooth.

It's not funny, it's scary.

Jiang Li remembered a story he read in elementary school.

The clown is an ordinary clown, he works very hard, but his performances rarely make people laugh.

Until one day, he made a mistake on stage and fell down.

It hurts so much, blood is all over my face, it hurts so much.

He wondered in a panic, did he screw everything up?

Looking up, the audience laughed.

The scene in the story seemed to coincide with reality. The expression of this Mr. Clown became more and more distorted, and the corners of his mouth almost reached his ears.

"Laugh, laugh quickly!"

"Laugh!!!"

Jiang Li almost tasted a trace of sadness in it, she shook her head.

This action seemed to anger the clown. He wailed and waved his hands wildly: "...Why don't you laugh, why don't you laugh! What's wrong with my performance!!"

Jiang Li looked at it coldly, and said to the system: "He went berserk."

System: "O host, you seem to have triggered the death condition."

As if to confirm his words, the clown giggled: "No, no, it must not be me who is wrong...I work so hard, everyone likes my performance so much, only you! It's your problem!"

Jiang Li thought his chant was endless, so he stopped him: "So you want to get rid of me who doesn't laugh?"

It should be the first time the clown saw someone who was not afraid at all and dared to answer quickly, he was taken aback: "...Yes."

The mysterious and terrifying atmosphere before disappeared without a trace.

System: "Oh, the condition of death is not to laugh. No wonder he endured it before. If it were another person, who would laugh at such a horrible scene?"

Although its host didn't laugh either.

The clown saw that the scene where his favorite prey cried bitterly did not appear, he became angry from embarrassment, and opened his mouth wide: "Bear my anger! People who don't know how to appreciate art!!"

"Art?" Jiang Li sneered.

She said in her heart: "The system."

The system understood what she meant, and the moment the clown rushed over, a flowing stream of data appeared around Jiang Li's right hand, and a slender long sword was held in her hand.

It's "Quxue", the appearance of Jiang Li's long sword in the time of comprehension/world.

This is simulated by the system in the virtual world. Although its power is not as strong as that of Cultivation/World, it is still comparable to the knife Zuo Shu used.

Jiang Li skillfully held a sword flower, easily parrying the clown's random attack.

"I really like to use swords."

The clown was surprisingly annoyed, all attacks were ineffective, this prey was not as easy to chew as he imagined.

In Jiang Li's beautiful and sharp sword moves, his movements are so ridiculous.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" the clown roared.

He doesn't allow, doesn't allow himself to be a joke!

Seeing that his attack didn't work, he rolled his eyes and began to swear.

"Ugly woman! A bitch standing on the street! Born from a dog..."

That's right, as long as this is the case, this woman will be in chaos, and I can...

"Didn't you say you can't kill NPCs?" Jiang Li's face was indifferent, without raising his brows, and he was not shaken by him at all.

"Theoretically, it's possible, host." Even if it's not possible, the system will make it possible.

Knowing that this is a virtual world, the advanced artificial intelligence "system FFF" tried to deconstruct it. Although major changes cannot be made for the time being, it is easy to block a few npcs.

Before the clown could utter more dirty words, his voice stopped abruptly.

He clutched his throat, his eyes widened, filled with horror and disbelief.

how can that be possible?How can it be……

The huge body fell down suddenly, but this time it was not a flop.He was face up, his expression twisted, blood was all over his face, and even a little white paint was washed away.

Even death is funny.

"system."

A plain white veil appeared in Jiang Li's hand, and as soon as Jiang Li let go, the veil dangled and fell onto the clown's face, covering the mess.

"I want others to laugh, but I also want to be respected. This is not an excessive request."

Jiang Li shook his head, then walked forward.

She looked at the bracelet, there were three dots on it, the brightest one was her, and the remaining two must be Zuo Shu and Xiao Cai.

Go and join them.

Not long after Jiang Li left, orange flames ignited from the clown.Soon, the body and the veil disappeared, and there was no ashes left.

……

Jiang Li soon reached the little spot of light closest to her, and when she looked up, it was a haunted house.

System: "Oh hoo."

The wristband can only show that the teammate is here, but it cannot show who the teammate is.

Jiang Li walked in: "Let me see who is the lucky one."

Walking into the haunted house, it is dark inside, with a faint green light illuminating the way forward.

"It's still too dark." Jiang Li didn't like this deliberately created atmosphere.

"The host looks at me!"

A ray of warm white light floated from Jiang Li's chest, like a little firefly, flying around Jiang Li, illuminating the surrounding environment.

Without those messy lights, this place is just an ordinary road.

Jiang Li rubbed his chin, looking at this obedient little ball of light.

"System, you are..."

The small ball of light is not dazzling. If you look closely, you will find that it is a small luminous ball with small and cute hands and feet.

The little ball of light murmured, and said, "I finally came out to take a breath, host~"

It is the sound of the system.

Jiang Li will be lenient towards cute things, not to mention this is her system: "It doesn't matter, as long as you don't get discovered."

After all, in the management regulations, the system cannot leave the host's brain domain.

The tunnel was very quiet, only the sound of Jiang Li's advancing footsteps could be heard.

After walking a short straight road, there were three branches ahead, Jiang Li picked one at random and walked forward.

"Like a maze, it's a bit troublesome." After all, the bracelet doesn't show the way, even if she is very close to the light spot, there is likely to be a wall between them.

Walking like this was somewhat boring, Jiang Li chatted with the system: "The clown I met just now is a monster who is neither human nor ghost. What do you think will be in this haunted house?"

Don't look at that clown who looks bad, but when it comes to ordinary people, his strength is actually enough to tear a person with his hands!

The system boldly guessed: "Could it be a real ghost?"

"Like Sadako Kayako?"

As soon as the words fell, a new voice joined the conversation and footsteps.

"Da da……"

"Here it comes... What a mouthful of poisonous milk..." the system said weakly.

Jiang Li listened carefully: "It sounds like a horseshoe."

A slender figure walked out from the distant darkness, and the frequency of the "da da" sound became faster and faster.

If it had been a different person, he would have already panicked by now.

But now here is Jiang Li.

One person and one system stood calmly, and the slender figure quickly arrived in front of the two of them.

As it got closer, Jiang Li could clearly see what this thing looked like, it was a monster with the head of a horse.

Its feet are horseshoes, and the "da da" sound just now is made by the horseshoe touching the ground.

The horse-headed monster was shocked when he saw the bright light, and the atmosphere just now was gone.

Jiang Li coughed and said politely, "Brother, are you playing the horse face?"

The horse-headed monster nodded blankly.

Jiang Li cupped his hands: "Seeing is worth hearing a hundred times."

The prey were clearly unafraid.

Horsehead Monster is angry, Horsehead Monster feels slighted!

He opened his mouth wide and let out a roar, his tongue drooped out in disbelief, and his saliva flowed all over the place. Combined with his protruding eyes distributed on both sides, he really had such a terrifying feeling.

Of course, it's more novelty than horror.

Jiang Li was about to raise his sword to resist, but at this moment, he heard a gunshot.

The footsteps of the horse-headed monster froze. Of course, due to inertia, its body still rushed forward.Jiang Li dodged and looked up at the place where the gunshots sounded.

Half of the visitor was immersed in the shadows, with a slender figure, it should be a woman.

This scene is inexplicably familiar.

The dot of light on the bracelet is getting closer.

The visitor walked forward, Jiang Li clenched his sword silently on guard, she could feel that this person was a master.

But when they reached a distance where they could recognize each other, the two were surprised to find that... they were acquaintances, and they couldn't be more acquainted.

Zuo Shu blurted out: "It's you!?" The fear in her voice could not be concealed.

Jiang Li smiled reassuringly, and the first thing she said was: "Why don't you worry about the muffler? It's too noisy."

Zuo Shu: "...It doesn't work much, and I don't use guns often."

When Jiang Li interrupted her like this, her heart, which had no place to rest, returned to its place.

"How is it?" Zuo Shu asked about Jiang Li's condition when he came.

"It's okay." Jiang Li said about meeting the clown, "Don't worry, I'm not that vulnerable."

Zuo Shu's eyes darkened.

The two looked at each other for a while, Zuo Shu said softly: "Can you tell this thing to go off?"

"This thing" is the innocent system.

Jiang Li was puzzled: "Huh?"

Still, she told the system not to glow.

The surroundings became dark, because of the sudden change of light, Jiang Li's pupils couldn't adapt to it for the time being, and those green dim fluorescent lights had no effect.

For her, it was pitch black.

The sweet scent of a woman enveloped her like snow.

Jiang Li felt a soft and moist touch on his lips.

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