What's wrong with dressing as a female partner?

Seeing Wangcai's embarrassment, Lin Ruyi couldn't help feeling: Feng Shui turns around, yesterday you ignored me, but today I let you not be able to climb high.

Knowing that he was wrong, Wangcai lowered his head guiltily, and even wanted to rub Lin Ruyi with the mud-wrapped antlers.

Lin Ruyi quickly dodged, and Wangcai almost fell down. He raised his head and stared at Lin Ruyi with big wet eyes: "Aww..." Yesterday he called Xiao Tiantian, today he called him Wangcai, and he hid With others!

Lin Ruyi told Hu Po with a look, and Hu Po understood, and asked a few bandits to carry Wangcai to the river to wash the mud.

Lin Ruyi and Hu Po sat by the river, eating roasted wild pork, and admiring "Wangcai playing in the water."

Probably all animals have an obsessive reluctance to take a bath. Wangcai is swimming back desperately at the moment, and a few bandits are pulling into the water.

Wangcai flopped on all fours, looking weak and helpless in the water...

Lin Ruyi ate and ate, Wangcai finally washed clean, and a beautiful deer appeared in front of everyone.

The eyes of the thieves lit up: "Wow, it's so beautiful..."

Wangcai raised his head proudly, and shouted at the bandits: "Aww..." Ignorant human beings dare to hold this spirit beast in the water, hum!

After Wangcai reacted, the wild pork had been eaten completely, but the goose, as a normal spirit beast, had a very large appetite.

Because of their reverence for Wangcai, several bandits sacrificed themselves to hunt wild pork.

Wangcai had a mouth full of oil, and his expression was very satisfied.

A group of people traveled around the mountains and rivers in a carriage, and the bandits became stronger day by day, and they were no longer as skinny as before.

As spring goes and autumn comes, the weather gradually gets colder and colder.

Lin Ruyi bought a house and rested, and decided to wait until the spring of next year before continuing to travel around.

The snowy weather is always extremely cold, Lin Ruyi huddled up in the bed, she really didn't want to get up, and she didn't even want to leave the bed with her fingers.

When going to the toilet, you must wear a thick quilt before you can leave.

In this way, Lin Ruyi sat paralyzed on the bed every day, motionless.

Amber didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so she nicknamed Lin Ruyi "Grandma Lin!"

As the name suggests, Lin Ruyi curls up in bed like an old woman every day.

As for Amber, because she needs to take care of Lin Ruyi, a lazy cancer patient, she becomes a "virtuous daughter-in-law" who cooks every day and is responsible for Lin Ruyi's eating and drinking.

Lin Ruyi affectionately called Amber "the eldest young mistress."

Early this morning, Amber made a large pot of dumplings stuffed with mushrooms and pork and cooked them in the pot.

The snow in the north is very heavy, and there is a vast expanse of whiteness. Only the yellow wintersweet flowers in the yard are still blooming vividly. Although the cold wind is blowing, although it is cold, the wind carries the fragrance of wintersweet flowers, which makes people smell a little refreshing. fragrant.

Yesterday Lin Ruyi clamored to eat dumplings. This winter, I bought some fresh shiitake mushrooms and pork, chopped them up, and the dumplings made were fragrant and delicious.

In the kitchen, the thieves and Wangcai gathered around the stove, looking at the dumplings in the pot expectantly, salivating.

In this big house, only Hu Po can eat the food cooked by himself.

Amber scooped up a large bowl of dumplings and put them in the bowl. Knowing that Lin Ruyi likes spicy food, she must put more dried sea pepper noodles, then some vinegar, crushed peanuts, coriander, pepper noodles, and Order the dumpling soup.

Lin Ruyi was lying on the bed, like a child waiting to be fed, a scent came to her face, Lin Ruyi knew that it was her virtuous little daughter-in-law who came to feed her breakfast.

Amber looked disgusted: "Grandma Lin, can you always reach out and hold a bowl to eat by yourself, this room is too messy, let me clean it up."

Lin Ruyi stretched out a finger to test the temperature outside, and sure enough...it was piercingly cold, she opened her big innocent eyes, pouted her mouth, shook her head, and cried, "I'm cold..."

Amber raised her eyebrows and raised the corners of her mouth: "Then give me a kiss and feed me a dumpling."

Lin Ruyi nodded: "Okay, okay..."

Then Lin Ruyi ate a bite of the dumpling with a "wow", and then kissed the amber with a "bah"...

Lin Ruyi's dry dish was too spicy, Hu Po's face was covered with sea pepper noodles.

After eating the dumplings, Lin Ruyi lay comfortably on the bed and began to hibernate.

Amber looked at Lin Ruyi who was too lazy to move, and smiled helplessly. This guy is too lazy!In addition to going to the toilet this winter, I was really lying on the bed, motionless.

Lin Ruyi showed her head: "Beautiful fairy sister, can you give me a hot soup?"

Hu Po said arrogantly: "Get up and get it yourself!"

Lin Ruyi pouted: "But it's so cold outside, I'm a weak woman who can't stand the wind."

Hu Po spread her hands: "Then I am also a woman!"

Lin Ruyi shook her head: "No, no, you are a beautiful fairy, and the fairy is here to help a weak, pitiful and helpless girl like me!"

Amber sighed: "How can you be so lazy?"

Lin Ruyi took Hu Po's hand and said coquettishly: "Daughter-in-law, you are the best. In order to save Ma Ma from the cold, you can bring me a Tang Pozi! Ma Ma loves you!"

Amber: "..." I'll clean you up tonight!

Someone who got Tang Pozi was very happy, lying on the bed, Amber picked some wintersweet flowers in the yard in the room, and the fragrance was fragrant.

Lin Ruyi hugged Mrs. Tang, ate five-spice melon seeds fried with amber, and looked at the words of this world, leisurely.

Amber is in the kitchen, thinking about cooking sweet and sour fish at noon today, and considering that Lin Ruyi's menstruation is approaching, she can't let her eat spicy food every day, but eat lightly, lest the menstruation will come, and it will hurt so much that she will watch it Distressed.

noon……

Lin Ruyi was wrapped in a thick quilt and sat at the dining table, and everyone else was no longer surprised by it.

Only at the beginning of winter.

When Lin Ruyi and the sheet on her body appeared in front of everyone, they were all shocked...

Everyone: "..." Is it so cold already?

Lin Ruyi ate the vegetables, and even tugged at the quilt on her body: "The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow, the most suitable clothes for this kind of weather, of course, only this luxurious quilt is the most comfortable."

I bought six catties of sweet and sour fish for lunch today, and I also fried a few vegetables by the way. In winter, I should eat more vegetables, which will also nourish the skin.

And Wangcai is not allowed to be served on the table. Since Wangcai came back last time, he found that this guy eats fast, and his aura seems to be like a devil entering the village to raid.

I don't know what happened to it...

Whenever this is mentioned, Wangcai always looks up at the sky at 45°, showing very melancholy eyes: "This is a very sad story, and the story is very long... Do you have tissues ready?"

Lin Ruyi snorted coldly: "Long story short!"

Wangcai cried and said: "I have been hungry for a long time..."

Then, after a unanimous vote by everyone, everyone agreed that Wangcai should not be served at the table for dinner.

As long as it is on the table, everyone is guaranteed to be hungry.

after eating.

Lin Ruyi quickly retracted into the bed again, covering Mrs. Tang, and started the winter journey of fattening.

Before you know it, night falls.

Amber, who has been busy all day, is about to start collecting her hard work fee, and the source of the hard work fee is naturally Lin Ruyi, who has been raised by her for nothing.

White and fat, with tender skin, Lin Ruyi, who has been abandoned for a winter, is getting weaker and weaker. Of course, she looks more and more delicious.

Because of the cold... Lin Ruyi has rejected Amber many times, and today is the time to get back the interest all at once.

There is a delicious food by my side, how can Amber let it go?

Lin Ruyi was still looking at the picture book, knocking on melon seeds, completely unaware of what was coming.

Amber raised the corners of her mouth, stood behind Lin Ruyi, and lifted Lin Ruyi's quilt.

A cold wind blows...

Lin Ruyi trembled: "What...what's the matter, baby?"

Amber said dotingly: "Honey, the weather is so cold, why don't we do some exercise?"

Lin Ruyi shrank her neck: "But I haven't finished reading the picture book yet..."

Amber snatched Lin Ruyi's painting book: "Good boy, be good! Let's not read it... Let's make it, okay?"

Lin Ruyi looked at Hu Po's thirsty wolf, and couldn't help touching her old waist subconsciously: "..." I always feel a little lumbar muscle strain!

……

A long winter day has finally passed.

Until one day, when Lin Ruyi was not wrapped in her quilt at noon, everyone felt that the cold was finally gone.

The two agreed that a grand wedding banquet would be held at the beginning of spring. After all, no matter how enlightened Amber is, she is also an ancient person, and the most important thing is to marry a bright matchmaker.

She loves Lin Ruyi, so naturally she wants to marry back with a big sedan chair, red makeup, and the ritual of husband and wife is a must.

And Lin Ruyi, who has been lazy all winter, has also started to get busy with her wedding.

She used to like Chinese weddings very much, especially wearing red makeup, painting Qingdai, and combing her hair in a bun...

Things that have been fantasized countless times before are about to start suddenly.Lin Ruyi was still a little bit dirty.

Although she and Amber can be regarded as an old couple, it is the first time for them to get married.

Buy lanterns, make clothes, make sedan chairs...

A few bandits are also busy, going to invite famous cooks in the city, and buying various things?

Only Wangcai can't do anything by himself, after all, it will "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

No one knew what it was crying about, and Wangcai was very distressed about it.

Although it is a noble spirit beast, these two stupid humans are not bad, so it is also secretly preparing gifts for them.

Although it was the first time for two girls to get married in ancient times, the folk customs in this country are still open, so!

Everyone also accepts it.

At the same time, this is also a start for those couples who are in love but distressed because of gender issues.

Lin Ruyi tried on the clothes, feeling a little distressed: "How could I be so fat..."

Amber comforted: "I like you too if you are fat, besides you are not fat, so pretty..."

Lin Ruyi: "Are you really not fat?"

Amber raised her eyebrows: "My daughter-in-law is so pretty, why is she so fat, besides, am I the kind of person who looks superficially at faces?"

Lin Ruyi pinched her chubby face, she never thought that one day she would be troubled by being fat...

Amber: "What would you like to eat for lunch today? Sixi meatballs, okay?"

Lin Ru meant to say: "I'm going to start losing weight, I won't eat too much."

Amber said distressedly: "Then you can't lose weight too much, I will feel distressed."

noon……

Lin Ruyi held an empty bowl: "I want another bowl of rice."

amber:"……"

Lin Ruyi: "The Sixi meatballs are delicious!"