What's wrong with dressing as a female partner?

The so-called quiet time means that when you are cold, someone reminds you to dress, when you are hungry, someone cooks soup for you, wake up every day, with your loved one in your arms, open the curtains, the sun is just right, and the road is sunny.

After Lin Ruyi met An Qinghuan frankly, she didn't have to worry about anything else. Sometimes, when the sun was shining, she simply transformed into a fat cat, basking in the sun on the window sill.

Orange hair, fat paws, round eyes, in An Qinghuan's words: When Lin Ruyi is a person, she can warm the bed; when she is a cat, she can pet the cat.

What more can a husband ask for if he has such a beautiful woman!

After listening to Lin Ruyi, she couldn't refute it!

Is this a compliment to her, or a detriment to her?

Especially in winter, Lin Ruyi became more and more lazy, and turned into a cat every day.

When An Qinghuan went to the supermarket to buy vegetables, she would bring Lin Ruyi with her.

A fat orange cat is still very eye-catching.

Sometimes, when An Qinghuan went to choose dishes, she left Lin Ruyi in the shopping cart, and soon found another little girl hugging her A Lin.

Although An Qinghuan had a smile on her face, a chill had already risen in her heart.

But the little girl still didn't know anything: "Your cat is so cute? It's fat, it feels so cute and soft!"

When Lin Ruyi heard the fat word, she immediately became dissatisfied. She kicked the little girl away, ran into An Qinghuan's arms, and looked at the little girl with disdain.

Tsundere is written all over Yuanyuan's head: Hmph, she's not fat!If you say I'm fat, I won't give you a hug.

Seeing Lin Ruyi take the initiative to get into her arms, An Qinghuan's eyes gradually warmed up.

The little girl was amused by Lin Ruyi's reaction: "Your cat is too cute, as if it can understand my speech. I said it is fat, but I am not happy, it is too spiritual."

An Qinghuan poked Lin Ruyi's fat waist, and said with a smile: "It's very spiritual, otherwise, why would it be the first time you see a beautiful little girl, and you will just sneak into her arms?"

When the little girl heard this, she laughed and trembled.

Lin Ruyi raised her head and stuck out her tongue, her small appearance seemed to be saying: I know you are jealous, hahaha...

With the arrival of winter.

Lin Ruyi became more and more lazy and sleepy. Since Lin Ruyi stopped cooking in the dark, the second ha of the old Wang's house next door has gradually grown hair.

Lin Ruyi simply took Erha as her nest and used Erha's hair as a blanket to keep warm.

At first, this guy was not willing, so Lin Ruyi had a fight with Erha on the spot.

It has to be said that Lin Ruyi, who has been a thousand-year-old fairy, subdued Erha with ease.

Poor Erha finally accepted the fact that he couldn't beat a cat after losing fights one after another.

Erha was sadly used by Lin Ruyi as a blanket to keep warm every day. Once, the mother Teddy on the second floor saw Erha and gave Erha a disdainful look.

A female Teddy found out about such an embarrassing thing, and not long after, all the dogs in the whole community knew about Lao Wang's Erha being bullied by a cat.

Erha can't hold his head up every day...

Erha is bitter, as a dignified dog, he can only be bullied by a fat cat every day, even if he is beaten, he will be treated as a blanket and coaxed by this cat...

However, until Erha met the Tibetan mastiff in the community, Erha became so courageous that he fell in love with Xiao Gongju, a Tibetan mastiff.

It's a pity that the cold Tibetan mastiff never takes a second look at Erha.

Lin Ruyi slapped Erha on the face with her little paw, and angrily said: "After following me for so long, I dare not even go up to a Tibetan mastiff, you are useless!"

Erha said angrily: "You...you are not cowardly, when facing that dragon, you are more cowardly than me."

Lin Ruyi slapped her backhand: "No matter how cowardly I am, I have chased my dragon. Look, my target is a dragon and I dare to chase, but you don't even dare to chase a mere Tibetan mastiff? Tell me, are you cowardly?"

Erha shed tears of sorrow: God damn it, a Tibetan mastiff...

Lin Ruyi flaunted arrogantly: "Tell me about you, you and the Tibetan mastiff are still the same species, and my family Longlong and I are in a cross-species relationship. I dare to own it, Xiaoha, I love you Very disappointed."

Erha finally ran to confess to the Tibetan mastiff under Lin Ruyi's instigation.

Then he was kicked away by the Tibetan mastiff...

Erha's crushed heart was broken into pieces, Lin Ruyi pretended to pass by and pretended not to know Erha.

The heartbroken Erha is depressed every day.

Even when Lin Ruyi used it as a blanket, it didn't resist at all.

However, An Qinghuan was not happy, seeing A Lin hang out with Lao Wang's dog every day, that pair of dogs and cats, hum!

Every time I go home, seeing Lin Ruyi lying comfortably on Erha's body, An Qinghuan picks up Lin Ruyi with a displeased face, and throws her on the bed: "Oh, woman, can't I satisfy you?"

Lin Ruyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Qing Huan, that dog has lost love, and I'm comforting it."

An Qinghuan snorted coldly: "I'm broken in love, you two just hooked up and committed adultery!"

Lin Ruyi said coquettishly: "I'm not, I don't, that dog Qing Huan likes the Tibetan mastiff downstairs, he went to confess his love excitedly, but was kicked away by that Tibetan mastiff, it's really miserable, you know, I This person has always been kind and lovely."

An Qinghuan raised her eyebrows: "Chasing the Tibetan mastiff? Who gave it the courage?"

Lin Ruyi spread her hands: "I gave it, I told it, my target is a dragon..."

An Qinghuan: "..." Your partner is a dragon, you are very proud!

Until the beginning of spring, when the weather warmed up and a hundred flowers bloomed, Erha finally got rid of Lin Ruyi's clutches.

Lin Ruyi lies on the sofa every day, watching TV, playing games, and her life is very comfortable.

Until one day, Lin Ruyi saw Zhang Kang on TV, and this guy actually went to participate in the God of Cookery competition.

Hmph, this guy actually dared to show up.

Lin Ruyi immediately encouraged An Qinghuan to also participate in the God of Cookery competition. She believed that Qinghuan's cooking skills would definitely defeat Zhang Kang.

At first An Qinghuan was unwilling.

Lin Ruyi told An Qinghuan that the prize for the God of Cookery Contest is a two-person trip to xx island.

Only then did An Qinghuan let go.

At the scene of the God of Cookery Competition, An Qinghuan was shortlisted as expected.

As a spectator, Lin Ruyi will also go to watch the game.

When Zhang Kang saw Lin Ruyi, his face turned pale with fright. In Zhang Kang's subconscious mind, Lin Ruyi was a ghost.

Naturally, Lin Ruyi would not let go of the opportunity to play tricks on Zhang Kang, and followed Zhang Kang secretly, thinking of scaring him on purpose.

It turned out that this guy had an affair with the organizer of the God of Cookery Competition.

Sell ​​yourself for support!

In the original plot, Zhang Kang won the championship because of the original owner, but now it is because of unspoken rules.

Lin Ruyi recorded this beautiful video with her mobile phone.

The video was reported anonymously to Zhang Kang and the people in it, and Zhang Kang was forced to remove the place in the God of Cookery contest.

Can only stay at home.

And from time to time, when Zhang Kang was late at night, he wore red clothes to scare him.

Zhang Kang was so scared that he acted like a god every day.

And An Qinghuan, who participated in the God of Cooking competition, became the dark horse of this competition, and with her superb appearance and gentle personality, she was sought after by all the nerds.

Superb cooking skills, gentle personality, good looks and good figure.

This is tantamount to the best lover!

The more Lin Ruyi looked at it, the more she felt that she had good eyesight, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it. Her family, Qinghuan, was so perfect.

Unsurprisingly, An Qinghuan won the championship in the God of Cooking competition.

The two also boarded a vacation plane.

On the small island of xx, it is now a sunny season.

Lin Ruyi stared straight at An Qinghuan who was wearing a bikini.

The lordosis and the back are warped, and the skin is white and beautiful.

Lin Ruyi threw An Qinghuan down: "Qing Huan, you are so pretty!"

Regarding An Qinghuan's monster figure, Lin Ruyi felt that she was really horrible.

Lin Ruyi squeezed the flesh on her waist sadly: "Qing Huan, look at me, I'm getting fat again, woo woo, please comfort me."

An Qinghuan rubbed Lin Ruyi's steamed bun face: "A Lin, don't move around, I'm afraid I'll be fascinated by sex."

Lin Ruyi raised her eyebrows, and moved deliberately provocatively: "Being fascinated by sex, tell me, are you fascinated by my place?"

An Qing smiled happily and said, "Alin, are you sure you want me to speak out."

Lin Ruyi said pretentiously, "I want to hear..."

An Qinghuan shook her head: "I don't like to talk, I like to prove it with actions."

Lin Ruyi shyly said: "Don't take pity on me just because I am a delicate flower..."

An Qinghuan said: "No, baby, you are a cannibal flower."

"Hmm..." Lin Ruyi dissatisfied: "It means that she is not beautiful anymore? She is unhappy, please coax me!"

An Qinghuan said softly: "Baby, what I mean is, you are a man-eating flower who specializes in stealing people's sincerity."

Lin Ruyi bowed her head, her face ashamed to say something, almost aroused An Qinghuan's desire...

indescribable after.

The two showered, wore bikinis, and played on the beach.

It has to be said that wherever An Qinghuan goes, she will always be the focus.

The eyeballs of those men almost fell off.

Lin Ruyi didn't want her family Qinghuan to be missed by others, so she immediately raised her head and kissed An Qinghuan, her voice was surprisingly loud: "Baby, I love you."

An Qinghuan naturally understood the reason for Lin Ruyi's actions, but she liked it.

I have to say that the sunny beach is indeed a good place to spend time.

At the end of the day, Lin Ruyi felt that she could hardly find her way out of playing.

In particular, the durians by the sea are cheap and fresh, which makes Lin Ruyi very satisfied.

But this satisfaction also comes at a price.

Lin Ruyi, whose mouth was filled with the taste of durian, was decisively rejected by An Qinghuan.

Lin Ruyi chased An Qinghuan: "Baby, let's have a durian-flavored kiss, come on, baby, don't run away!"

An Qinghuan covered her nose, feeling very disgusted: "..."

At night, a certain steamed stuffed bun wanted to climb onto the beauty's bed.

"If you don't wash off the durian smell, you are not allowed to go to bed." An Qinghuan said very firmly.

"Hey..." Lin Ruyi cried.

"You're useless." An Qinghuan said.

Lin Ruyi went to take a bath with sadness, but she ate too much durian, so Lin Ruyi rubbed a layer of skin before she could hug the baby.

Delicious durian, delicious Qinghuan.

Can't you have them all?

Thinking of this, Lin Ruyi couldn't help feeling deeply worried about her next vacation.