Dasheng still has a strong boyfriend today

The author has something to say: I am driving in my heart every day, and I am going to die in the car!

"Good morning, Master"

Zhu Ganglu took out his powder puff and was about to touch up his makeup in the morning when he saw two people sleeping in very strange positions.

'Snapped'

The powder puff fell to the ground, and the pig just woke up.

"Sin, sin, I don't see anything."

Monkey King snorted with his nose, pushed Tang Seng off his body, and made a fist gesture at Zhu Gangman.

"Huh? Is it dawn?" Tang Seng opened his eyes confusedly, looking at the sunny day outside the temple.

The eaves are dripping water, the ground is full of potholes, weeds are growing everywhere, and there are a few brightly colored flowers.

Tang Seng stood at the side arranging his clothes, making a strange expression narcissistically at the puddles on the ground, and just missed taking out a powder puff to powder himself like Zhu Gangguan.

"I wake up handsome every morning~"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes unbearably, turned over to the top of the temple, held a wooden branch in his mouth, squinted his eyes under the hood, and looked at the high sun.

"You can sleep too much, do you know what you missed?"

Zhu Ganglian whispered in Sha Wujing's ear while waking him up.

"What did you miss?" Sha Wujing said in a rough voice.

"Cao." Zhu Ganglian cursed secretly.

"Wujing, what did you miss?" Tang Seng asked curiously.

"I don't know, the second senior brother said it." Sha Wujing sold Zhu Ganglu without hesitation.

Zhu Gangli could only smile dryly and said, "Master, I want to tell Junior Brother Sha that he will turn into a dead! Fish!!"

He bit the last few words very hard, as if they were words that popped out from between his teeth.

"I turned into a dead fish, why did I turn into a dead fish?" Sha Wujing yelled at Zhu Gangyan in dissatisfaction, the big fish's head was shaking from side to side, it looked very ridiculous.

"I know this as a teacher. As a teacher, I can use my clever brain to answer you." Tang Seng touched his bald head and said very proudly, "Because in two days, the place we are going to be will be so hot that it will die. .”

......

The heat wave hit people. In this golden zone, the four masters and apprentices walked on foot. The heat wave in the air distorted the picture in front of them, making it unreal.

Sha Wujing's fish head shriveled into a small size, and the thick fish lips were wide open due to lack of water.

Zhu Gang was wearing a hat, and his forehead was sweating non-stop, leaving traces of powder on his cheeks. He kept applying powder with a puff, but he still couldn't keep up with the speed of sweating.

"Wukong."

Tang Seng touched his drenched head, squinted his eyes and looked at the figure in front of him who was tightly wrapped and wearing a hat, and couldn't help feeling a little itchy on his body.

"As a teacher, I think it is better to study Zen than to travel. If you spend the time on the road to practice Zen, you may have become a Buddha long ago."

Monkey King in front of him paused, stopped, and looked back at Tang Seng, "Is there any mistake, and I want to carry you again? Your legs will be useless if you don't use them anymore! Let's go."

Tang Seng didn't have the slightest embarrassment of being exposed, "Are you disobedient again? I haven't sung nursery rhymes for a long time, do you miss me very much? It seems that you haven't danced for a long time."

Said that the open-air concert will start with folded hands.

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you." Sun Wukong hurriedly raised his hands to surrender, and squatted in front of Tang Seng in resignation.

Tang Seng was not polite, jumped up and lay on his back.

The journey of learning from the scriptures continues.

After getting on the monkey's back, Tang Seng didn't start the so-called practice of Zen, but started to speak loudly.

"I said it a long time ago. If I had learned the scriptures alone, I would have gone there long ago. It would be so troublesome to take you with me!"

Tang Seng held Sun Wukong's shoulder with one hand, and gestured at Zhu Gangyi and Sha Wujing with the other.

"It's normal for a teacher to beat a hundred or dozens of them! You also saw that day, how powerful the master's Tathagata palm is! He beat the Jiugong Daoist to pieces in one fell swoop! Don't you think so! Wu Jing dont you agree!"

Sha Wujing grabbed the shriveled fish head and replied honestly, "Master, I was knocked out so early that morning that I didn't see it."

Tang Seng shook his head in resentment, "Wujing, you didn't see the moment when you were so prominent as a teacher, what a shame!"

Suddenly Tang Seng thought of something again, and moved Sun Wukong on his back, "But you can ask your elder brother, he saw it! He saw it very clearly!"

Sun Wukong was carrying Tang Seng on his back, and his eyes covered by the hat rolled his eyes silently, "Master, just lie on your stomach, don't move around!"

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he said this, Tang Seng began to writhe on his back, "As a teacher, this is testing your endurance, why don't you understand the good intentions of being a teacher?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth, but did not speak.

......

Perhaps it was because the weather was really too hot, Tang Seng was active for about 10 minutes, and finally calmed down, lying on Monkey King's back and did not move again.

Zhu Gangli sneaked up to Sha Wujing's fish head, "Hot weather has its benefits, so I abruptly shortened Master's speech that couldn't be stopped for less than two hours to 10 minutes! "

Sha Wujing nodded in agreement.

Listening to the soft cry from his back, Monkey King threw him upside down in despair.

Tang Seng impatiently strangled the hand around Sun Wukong's neck, and muttered something in his sleep that he didn't know the content of.