Dasheng still has a strong boyfriend today

The author has something to say: don't delve into my logic

stupid writer without logic

Many times I would think to myself what is the point of her doing all this?

but!

I can't figure it out!

cry

"Little master, drink some water."

"Little master, your hair shape is really good."

"Little master, you are also very handsome."

"Little master! There are snakes here!"

"Ah, I misread it, it's a branch."

......

Before he walked out of the mountain, Tang Seng felt that his ears might be callused. He picked out his ears that were buzzing from the startled Qingman, and couldn't help but sigh inwardly:

They are also fairies, how could there be such a big difference?Look at other bone spirits, they are docile and obedient, but this Qingman is...

"Ah! Little master! What a big spider!"

The complaints in his heart didn't end, Qingman yelled again, jumped up from the rock he was sitting on, quickly hid behind Tang Seng, and pulled his sleeve, looking very scared.

"You deflated everyone with your ass, and the spider hasn't protested yet, what are you calling?"

Sun Wukong glanced at the flattened spider full of mourning, and said to Qingman with a headache that he regretted it a bit, and this goblin should be killed directly, and he wondered if it was too late to regret it now.

Qingman glared at Sun Wukong in embarrassment, and turned to Tang Seng, but he looked very pitiful.

"Brother, you can't say that. You see Miss Man'er is a weak woman. It's normal to be afraid of these little bugs."

Zhu Gang was drooling at Qingman with a pig's nose on his head. Ever since Qingman appeared, he hadn't stopped drooling.

"Ouch!"

A fist smashed Zhu Ganglu's head down, Sun Wukong waved his arms and looked at him laughingly, "Why, do you want me to let you know what you are more afraid of?"

Zhu Gang covered his recovered face and did not dare to speak.

"Hahaha." Sha Wujing dragged his luggage behind and laughed at Zhu Gangyi's cowardice.

The haha ​​didn't stop, but the ground under their feet began to shake.

"Wujing, is your laughter so penetrating?"

Tang Seng supported the big tree beside him to stand firm, Qingman originally grabbed his sleeve and secretly pinched his arm.

"Master, it's not me..." Sha Wujing felt innocent.

Sun Wukong pressed his palms to the ground, put away his foolishness, and looked serious and serious.

"It's a landslide! Go!"

Monkey King straightened up and was about to pull Tang Seng, but when his hand was about to touch Tang Seng's sleeve, Tang Seng and Qingman who were standing there seemed to be blown away by the wind, turning into a stream of green Smoke, dissipated in the air.

For a moment, Sun Wukong's face was terribly black.

"Hey, where's the master?" Zhu Gangli was still a little confused about the situation.

"You guys go first, I'll go find him."

Sun Wukong clenched his fists tightly, and with a strong kick, he rushed straight to the sky.

......

It was pitch black all around, and there was a faint sound of dripping water in his ears, and a booming sound above his head. Tang Seng guessed that he was now in the abdominal cavity of the mountain just now.

"Ha ha."

There was a chuckle like a silver bell, accompanied by candles burning everywhere, the sudden light made Tang Seng squint his eyes, and he stretched out his hand to cover it, so that he could see everything in front of him clearly.

He was standing in front of a wooden table. On the table was a sapphire wine jug tied with a red cloth ribbon, and beside it were two small and exquisite wine glasses. Wearing the same red cloth flower belt, the bed is a dazzling red quilt, and Qing Man standing beside him is wearing a red bridal dress that makes her more beautiful.

The face exactly like Miss Duan was smiling at him, smiling like a shy bride who finally married her sweetheart. This was the ending Tang Seng dreamed of, but Tang Seng found that at this moment his heart was full of peace, without any waves .

"You, you change your clothes so quickly." Tang Seng suddenly said this in an unsightly way.

Qingman rolled his eyes, and sat down at the table, "Little monk, don't stand there stupidly, let's finish the house quickly after drinking a glass of wine, I still have a lot of things to do, I don't have time to waste time with you here. "

Tang Seng coughed dryly when he heard this, "Well, I'm a monk, so I can't do this kind of thing with you! If Yuanyang is broken, I won't be able to become a Buddha! Why don't you change my girl?"

Qingman smiled at him, "Then I don't care, what does it have to do with me if you become a Buddha or a demon? I only know that after sleeping with you, all the men in the world will have to kneel under my skirt Down."

"Could it be the mysterious person who told you again?!" Tang Seng asked her.

"How do you know?" Qing Man frowned.

"Then you have been deceived! There was a monster who said before that the mysterious man told him that my heart blood can cure all kinds of poisons. So?" Tang Seng took a step back indistinctly.

"Impossible!" Qing Man vetoed, "He gave me such a beautiful face, how could he lie to me!"

Qingman looked at Tang Seng, just in time to see Tang Seng's feet that hadn't landed yet, "Okay, you lied to me!"

She stretched out her hand and grabbed Tang Seng to the chair in front of her. She grabbed Tang Seng's chin with one hand and squeezed it hard. With the other hand, she grabbed the wine pot from the table and poured it into his mouth. go in.

After drinking half a pot of wine, she let go of Tang Seng.

"Do you know what this is?" Qingman laughed maliciously, "Don't be afraid, it's not some poison, but it will make you feel a little uncomfortable. It's okay, as long as you have a spring night with me, all your problems will be gone!"

Qingman grabbed Tang Seng and threw him on the wedding bed, stuck out his tongue and licked his lower lip, his eyes were full of lust.