Dasheng still has a strong boyfriend today

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There is no more yellow sand all over the sky, and now they have green mountains and green waters under their feet.

Sha Wujing dragged a car full of luggage and walked through the dense jungle with difficulty, spitting out his long tongue from time to time and flicking at the poisonous insects that were full of malice towards them, swallowing them into his stomach.

"Junior Brother Sha, do you think you're making fun of it?"

Zhu Ganglian shook his fan and looked at the sharply reduced poisonous insects around him, full of doubts.

Tang Seng touched his red and swollen bald head when he heard the words, and said angrily, "Of course not, Wu Jing is thinking of others, doing good deeds to accumulate virtue!"

Sun Wukong is full of evil spirits, naturally he will not be troubled by insects and ants, and he laughs happily about it.

"Junior Brother Sha, how can monks attack these little beings, stop quickly, let our master come to influence them, and help these little beings accumulate some buddha karma."

Hearing this, Tang Seng rolled his eyes at Sun Wukong who was standing and talking without pain in his back, and even wrapped the cloth towel around his head tightly, "It's a joke, the Dharma of the teacher can be heard by anyone!"

Along the way, you argued and moved forward, and fortunately, Sha Wujing still didn't stop talking, so that Tang Seng's head was at peace.

......

After walking through the woods for nearly three days, they finally saw human habitation.

"Master! There is a town ahead!"

Zhu Gangman climbed very high, standing on the branch of the tree top and shouting at the few people below.

He crawled down slowly, and when he was less than two meters above the ground, his feet slipped and he fell to the ground.

"Obviously senior brother climbed trees so smoothly, but why did such a job fall on my head? How did the master come up with such an idea?"

Zhu Ganglu patted the ashes on his buttocks, frowned and complained softly to Sha Wujing, Sha Wujing raised his head to look at the two people walking in front, then turned his head to answer Zhu Ganglu in a low voice.

"Satisfied, second senior brother, master now treats senior senior brother like a lover, do you want to be master's lover?"

When Zhu Gangli heard the words, an image instantly appeared in his mind: Tang Seng looked at him obscenely, touched the little white ball on the side of his hat and said to him, "Bajie, do you want to see the latest striptease that my master learned? "

Zhu Ganglu was so frightened by his own imagination that he coughed and shook his head violently, trying to get the scary picture out of his mind. Monkey King, who was walking in front with his hands behind his head, turned his head and gave him a sideways glance. .

All of a sudden, Zhu Ganglian didn't dare to move anymore, holding back his cough, he thought to himself:

'It's such a heavy taste, you should go for it, senior brother, and I won't argue with you! '

The town looked not far away, and it was already dark when everyone arrived.

The money from the juggling show in that town was still there, and now it can finally be consumed, and Tang Seng was also generous once in a while and invited everyone to stay in the inn.

It's just that everyone looked at this dilapidated inn, and began to weigh in their hearts which is better, this place or the ruined temple.

"Don't look at this shabby shop, this inn is very famous in this street!"

Tang Seng grinned, and everyone saw the sign above his head clearly:

——The Famous Inn

Monkey King: "..."

Pig Gangman: "..."

Sha Wujing: "..."

Suddenly, there was a clap of thunder, and lightning illuminated the entire inn. Under the strong light, it looked extremely dilapidated and gloomy.

"Don't stand here, it's going to rain, let's go in."

Another flash of lightning accompanied by thunder, and Tang Seng's smiling face appeared in front of the three of them. His white teeth looked terrifying, and even Monkey King was startled.

The four of them walked into the inn, and didn't give them a surprise. The inside was as dilapidated as the outside.

Empty lobby, tables and chairs with missing arms and legs.

"......anyone there?"

Tang Seng himself was a little scared by this inn.

"Come on! Who are the guest officers? Do you stay at the top or stay in the hotel?"

Before the person arrived, the voice came from afar. After a while, the curtain behind the stairs was lifted, and a... woman in a bright purple long dress came out?

A woman's voice, a woman's clothes, a woman's delicate posture, but this 'woman' does not have the appearance of a woman. With a rough face and a stubble, Tang Seng couldn't look away for a long time.

"Guest officer, you are talking, why are you staring at him like this! I hate it!"

The shop owner hit Tang Seng on the chest with a 'powder fist'. Tang Seng coughed and almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Monkey King suppressed his laughter and sighed, "It really is a famous inn!"

"This... benefactor, the poor monk is passing through Guibao Land with three villains, and wants to stay here for one night. May I ask what kind of guest rooms you have here?"

Tang Seng thought for a while, but he really didn't dare to arbitrarily determine the gender of the shop owner in front of him, so he had to ask vaguely.

"Two hundred Wen for a single room, one hundred Wen for a double room, and seventy Wen for one person in a common room."

The shop owner replied with a smile, but it's a pity that his face was a bit hard to look at.

"Why is this shop more expensive..."

Tang Seng counted with his fingers which would be the cheapest for the four of them to live in, but it turned out that two double rooms were cheaper.

"Master, the prices on our street are all like this. If you don't believe me, you can ask, but I'm afraid you can't go out in this weather."

The store owner looked sure that they would not leave, and was already standing at the counter to collect the money.

Just now there was lightning and thunder, and after a while, the sky 'crashed' as if a hole had been broken, and water was pouring down non-stop.

Tang Seng rubbed his head, and reluctantly took out the money, "Then we want two double rooms, and some vegetarian food by the way."

The shop owner accepted the bill familiarly, and gave Tang Seng a wink, "Wait a minute, it will be delivered right away, vegetarian food with love!"

Tang Seng turned around in embarrassment, reassuring himself that he didn't see anything, while Monkey King was holding his stomach and almost laughed out loud.

......

After eating the vegetarian food, Zhu Gangli and Sha Wujing worked together like never before, grabbed the key of a room, and rushed in quickly.

Just when the two were patting their chests to rejoice, Monkey King appeared in front of them in a flash.

"Pig head! Go sleep with the master!"

Monkey King pointed to the room outside the door and shouted at Zhu Gangli, but Zhu Gangli shook his head desperately.

"This is not good, big brother! You see, our relationship with Master is not as strong as your relationship with Master. If I do this, it will appear that I really want to be superior, okay?"

"Junior Brother Sha, you go!"

Sun Wukong looked at Sha Wujing again.

"This is even worse, senior brother! Brother Sha, he doesn't sleep well at night, and he will break the master!"

Zhu Ganglian shook his hand again and refused.

"This is bad, that's bad, who will go?" Sun Wukong scratched his head irritably.

"Of course you are going, senior brother! You and the master have such a good relationship, so naturally you will sleep in the same room."

Zhu Ganglian was already sitting by the bed and was about to take off his shoes. The so-called double room was actually a big bed room, and even the quilt had only one bed.

"You guys!" Sun Wukong stretched out his hand and wanted to hit someone, so frightened that Zhu Ganglian covered his eyes.

"Eldest brother! You don't dare to sleep with the master! I think you've been sleeping in trees for the past few days. What's so scary about that bald donkey!"

Sha Wujing yelled before his fist fell, and Sun Wukong's fist successfully stopped one centimeter away from his fish head.

Sun Wukong grinned, his eyes full of disdain.

"Oh, the aggressive method."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left the room, and walked towards Tang Seng's room.

Sha Wujing: "..."

Pig Gangman: "..."

Zhu Ganglian: "Why do I feel that senior brother has become stupid recently?"

Sha Wujing: "Probably because I spent too much time with Master."