Rebel Monk [Rebirth]

The kid was holding a bunch of packages that Huo Jigan didn't know what they contained in his arms, like a stingy rich man holding his own treasure.He didn't want to answer Huo Jiyan at first, but after thinking for a while, he replied: "If I can go to the Hall of Reincarnation and cross the Naihe Bridge, can I sing a piece of "The Curse of Rebirth" to send me off?"

Huo Ji was tired of seeing the little ghost so fond of his playing "The Curse of Rebirth", he was ecstatic and immediately agreed without even thinking about it, and then said with a straight face, like an old father who teaches his children to take exams: "Yes Whether you can get the quota in the Hall of Reincarnation depends on your good luck, and I can only help so much." Huo Jiyan counted the performance of the little ghost passing five levels, and said with a little worry, "The first few levels are not bad, but It’s hard to say what’s next, especially the match match hell at the end, you have to reflect on it!”

Huo Jiyan taught the little ghost a few words, and it was nothing more than complaining that this little ghost only liked the figure and background of the little Golden Crow, and he wanted to follow the Golden Crow even if he didn't want his own morals. He didn't take Huo Jiyan seriously at all, Huo Ji Very angry about this.

It's hard to say who took a fancy to Master Jinwu's figure, after all, there is an old saying: measure the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain.

This time, the little ghost didn't have the posture of going to heaven if he didn't agree with each other, nor did he pretend to be sick, but listened quietly, listening to Huo Jiyan repeating himself.

When the child grows up and the parents grow old quietly, those harsh nagging will no longer be so disgusting. Instead, they hope that the other party will say it a few more times, but it is a pity: the tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, and the child wants to be quiet. Filial piety without relatives.

The little ghost knew in his heart that they were about to part, no matter whether he got the final place in the Hall of Reincarnation or not, Huo Jiyan would leave.So let him listen to these chanting a few more times.

Both of them harbored a little melancholy at the time of parting, but they didn't say it clearly to each other, let alone show it.Talking all the way back to the "Ren" prison in Infernal Hell.Fat Face is already staying in the "Ren" prison—his post, although there is no kid in the prison that needs his care.

Huo Jiyan walked over to him and patted him lightly, and said with a smile: "Brother, where did you get your 'feeling tears, hating others' melancholy? Could it be that you don't want me to leave? "

The fat face twisted his elbow, and deftly shook off Huo Jiyan, that bloody mouth narrowed into a thin slit aggrievedly, it's not good to make people laugh, it's not good to feel sorry for, Huo Jiyan I had to hold back a smile and asked patiently: "Do you feel sorry for your wives? I didn't pay you a penny, so don't rely on me! Now you understand, brothels are the same as casinos, you think you just take a look Beauty, can you die with no regrets if you gamble on the wish of 'the next game will definitely turn over'? Dude, I advise you to do it in a down-to-earth manner, and let those illusory things go to hell Well—oh, I forgot you're a ghost. But it's all the same formula, and the same thing applies."

The fat face was obviously not exaggerated to sublimate the soul by Huo Jihan's pretentious words, but looked at him with deeper resentment.Huo Jiyan finally understood that apart from being unable to reason with scholars, it was also unreasonable to reason with ghosts.He had no choice but to lower his composure and said, "I'll go back to the human world later, what do you think of burning a whole house of paper money for you?"

Fat Face's eyes lit up immediately, and he didn't even think about why Huo Jiyan said "return to the world" instead of "return to heaven". When it comes to money, he has forgotten everything, and hastily put away his resentful face , bloody gulp all at once reached the ears, flatteringly said: "This is so embarrassing, God, what a trouble to you, old man!"

Huo Jiyan laughed silently, and squeezed out three words from between his teeth: "No trouble!" Sure enough, money can turn ghosts around!

The fat face kept showing his bloody mouth to open the cell door for Huo Jiyan, he hurriedly arranged for Huo Jiyan, and reported the next arrangement, and with Huo Jiyan's consent, he floated out lightly .

After a period of time, the Hall of Reincarnation will issue a list of ghosts who are eligible to enter the path of reincarnation based on the performance of each ghost in accepting the punishment, and announce it in the evil hell, and the endless hell is one of the evil hells.The good hell can skip this link, after all, every good ghost can enter the way of reincarnation.

This kind of list is not a paper document, and the list is not posted on the wall. These are just following the sayings of the world. In fact, it is like this: the Hall of Reincarnation sends a special ghost envoy, and every ghost comes to him to have a look. , to judge whether the sins he committed during his lifetime have been purified, and whether he is eligible for reincarnation. If so, a special reincarnation mark will be engraved on his face.

Li ghosts who have obtained this qualification can go to the "Department of Yin Law" together with the good ghosts at the top. The director is the well-known "Judge Cui".Li Gui, who got the reincarnation qualification, went to Judge Cui, and let Judge Cui arrange to enter the identity of the reincarnation into the book of life and death.

For a long time, all the ghosts in the lower evil hells, even if they get the qualifications for reincarnation, are mostly livestock like pigs, cattle and sheep. Reincarnated as a human, what's more, you can choose the reincarnated family by yourself.

There is nothing urgent to do next, just wait obediently in the prison and wait for the "reporting ghost" to come. In this gap, the jailers let their respective ghosts have a good night's rest. All the grievances and sins are coming to an end.

Although Huo Jiyan clamored in his heart every day to give up this task, and didn't care much about his own affairs, he still cared about other people's affairs.Take his unscrupulous master as an example, Huo Jiyan still doesn't understand why he muddleheadedly agreed to be his apprentice, and even agreed to complete such a strange task. On the surface, he complained and looked sick , but in his heart he still hopes to do well what he promised. Apart from his innate incongruous personality that is always in his bones as a prince, he is still very grateful to that fake monk master in his heart.At least with Master's help, he still has some breath to breathe.

The little ghost was not in a hurry, he hid in a small corner and carefully played with the treasure he had brought back from the Shixue Building, and even carried Huo Jiyan behind his back, making it mysterious.Huo Ji was too lazy to talk to him, thinking about what to do if the little ghost got the quota, what to do if he didn't get the quota, this looks like the world is waiting for the imperial court to release the list, so he put it with the world The analogy of "release the list" is also reasonable.

Huo Jiyan sat on the ground and was lost in thought, when the little ghost suddenly floated in front of him, and pointed to him seriously what he was playing with in the corner just now.Huo Jiyan pulled back from his long-term worries, and looked back at the little ghost's instructions—it was the pen, ink, paper and inkstone he used to paint in Shixuelou.

The little ghost has imitated the arrangement he used to put it in a decent way, and even the ink is almost ready.The little ghost then raised his feet to a height of three feet from the ground, posed a cool pose, and signaled Huo Jiyan to draw him.

Huo Jiyan couldn't help but burst out laughing with a "puchi". He didn't know what kind of trouble the kid was committing again, so he beckoned the kid to come down, and couldn't help but laugh: "Forgot to take medicine again? What tricks are you going to do?"

The little ghost was still hanging in mid-air stubbornly, maintaining what he thought was a serious and cool look, and insisted on drawing a picture for Huo Ji even if he wanted to make him tired.I'm afraid Huo Jihan has been muttering for a long time that he painted a portrait of Guiji.

Huo Jiyan sat in front of the pen, ink, paper and inkstone, looking at the little ghost above his head with great interest. Although he felt that the little ghost was here to make a joke, he couldn't help but let out a little joy, although he knew that the joy of Yiyi's parting The situation is not suitable.He smiled and said, "You don't know, I only like to draw dance poses, right?"

The little ghost was stunned when he heard the words, rolled his eyelids and thought about it for a while, and in front of Huo Jiyan, he caught off guard and performed a dance that Gui Ji did back then, which was just a mere imitation and made people laugh.Huo Jiyan slapped his legs and laughed loudly. The kid thought that Huo Jiyan liked this posture, so he insisted on maintaining it. His eyes kept glancing at the rice paper in front of Huo Jiyan, urging him to draw quickly.

Huo Ji hated seeing the little ghost being so persistent, and seeing that they were about to part, all the jokes turned into farewells. He picked up the brush and dipped it in some ink, and began to draw according to the little ghost's intention.

Huo Jiyan vaguely asked himself why he couldn't refuse the little ghost's request. He obviously only painted dancers, and he liked the emotions conveyed by various dancing poses. A profound dancing posture, rather than this meaningless posing and painting, besides, the one in the pen is actually a man.

This is Chi|nakedly challenged him for the first time.However, he changed his mind and comforted himself: Is the first time lost on the little ghost still less?So gradually, being convinced by himself, his subordinates became more fluent.

The little ghost maintained this movement so stiffly that his bones "crashed", and finally waited until Huo Jiyan finished drawing the pen, before he collapsed to the ground.Huo Ji hated admiring the male concubine he drew for the first time, nodded with satisfaction, and called the kid to come and have a look.

Immediately, the kid changed from listless to full of energy, and floated to Huo Jiyan's side, his eyes fell on a beautiful boy on the rice paper.The handsome boy has black hair, the bangs on the forehead half-cover the three-petal red lotus between the eyebrows, and the red lips look shy on the fair face; a small shirt is on the kid, which is a little restrained , like a grown-up child still wearing last year's clothes; Huo Jiyan made his own stiff posture more natural, like an actor chanting on stage.

It can't be blamed that Huo Jiyan didn't highlight the boy's masculinity. After all, it still takes a while to get used to painting men instead of painting beauties.

The little ghost didn't blame Huo Ji for being too effeminate, he held it up to appreciate himself, then blew on it to speed up the evaporation of the ink, and admired it intermittently.

Huo Jiyan was just happy that the little ghost liked his paintings, but he didn't expect that the little ghost just glanced at it reluctantly, and finally rolled it up, forcing it into Huo Jiyan's arms.

Huo Jiyan asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

The author has something to say:

Little ghost: Huo Huo painted for Gui Ji, he is unhappy and wants to hit someone :)

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