Rebel Monk [Rebirth]

Huo Jiyan only felt a moment of blackness in front of his eyes, and it took him a long time to get used to it, he pulled the gatekeeper who was about to go in and asked: "What is that thing that just went out?"

When the gatekeeper heard the word "something", he was so frightened that he quickly covered Huo Jiyan's mouth, looked left and right in awe to see if there were any partition walls with ears, and asked Huo Jiyan in a low voice: "What is 'something'! That's The originator of our Matching Rope Hell, Lord Jinwu, Master Jinwu! Hell is notoriously a vagabond, throwing money is like throwing dung."

Huo Jiyan curled his lips, thinking that he was like this before, money is nothing!Not to mention being romantic and wandering, he directly took care of the entire dancer troupe!He said disdainfully: "What is such a famous person doing in your fire rope hell?"

The gatekeeper put his arms around his chest and said, "Look at the people's sentiments, and find a satisfied slave to go back and try something new."

Huo Jiyan inexplicably felt that something was wrong with this matter, and asked, "What slave?"

The guard at the gate looked at Huo Jiyan like a country bumpkin and said, "Hell has a clear hierarchy. There are Yama, the King of Ghosts, Lord Jinwu, and naturally there are slaves who are not worth mentioning. You have been to the slaves on the seventeenth floor. The trading market? There are some ghost slaves that are specially resold. However, our Jinwu Lord is already tired of those idiots carved out of the same mold in the trading market, and prefers to come to hell to find some ghosts who are being punished. Not only can we save them for ourselves Le, in exchange for Li Gui to follow wholeheartedly, killing two birds with one stone!" The gatekeeper looked envious, "We can only think about it in our lifetime."

Huo Ji was about to go in, but the gate guard was blind, he didn't know this fallen god at all, so he quickly reached out his hand to stop him, and shouted: "What are you doing!"

Huo Ji stood up in disgust, and was about to explain, when some jailers came to pick up their ghosts from behind, these jailers who lived in the same prison all knew Luomor Shangshen, and when they came to him, they saluted : "God."

The gatekeeper's jaw dropped in fright, and he stammered, "You...you are a god? You little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, and you offended your old man. You old man, please don't be polite to me, ah, no, Qian Don't compare with me."

Huo Jiyan nodded very helpfully, he is not the kind of person who has to find trouble for nothing, so he let the guard go.

The fierce ghosts who had already walked through the first layer of fire rope hell came out in a line, and each jailer walked back with his corresponding imp.Huo Jiyan stood on tiptoe and looked inside. When the last ghost followed his jailer away, his little ghost hadn't come out yet.

Looking forward so anxiously, he looked like a parent waiting for his child to finish school.

Huo Jiyan grabbed the guard at the gate and said, "Who was it that Lord Jinwu took away just now?"

The gatekeeper said obediently: "The ghosts here have no names, and I can't name them either. There is only a flower between the foreheads, and the wind blowing when Lord Jinwu turned into—hey! God, I haven't said anything yet. It's over!"

Huo Jiyan hurriedly chased after that golden light.Running in a hurry, he happened to crash into the arms of the fat face, and was bounced back solidly.Fat Face touched his chest and said, "God, where are you going in such a hurry?"

Huo Jiyan quickly grabbed his fat face and said, "Did you see a beam of golden light flashing past just now? It's Lord Jinwu."

The fat face nodded inexplicably: "You said Master Jinwu, in Shixuelou—oh, that brothel on the tenth floor. When I came back, I happened to glance at his back. The golden and black light on his body was too dazzling. What's wrong? ?”

Huo Jiyan said impatiently: "The little devil was captured by him!"

Fat-faced Monk Zhang Er was puzzled: "You said that Lord Jinwu took a fancy to our little brat? And took him away?" Fat-face clapped his hands together, laughing wildly, "Now we're going to fuck! Let's go! Let's go ask Master Jinwu for money!" Fat face pulled Huo Jiyan to leave, but stopped suddenly, "I just said I forgot something! When I encountered such a happy event, I actually gave the important matter to him. Forgot. Today, the oiran of Shixuelou throws 'Xiangxiu', and the next person can be her guest of honor, I have to go back and get money to buy tickets!"

Huo Ji was tired of being babbled a lot by him, and he vaguely understood it, he didn't care about the oiran or not, the important thing was to save the little devil, and then he heard Fat Face say: "God, do you have money? "

Huo Jiyan looked at Fat Face with a dazed expression, he had no money on him long ago, besides, he came suddenly, who would have known that this hell is also a place where you have to use money to smear your face for others to see.The fat face grinned and said with a big smile: "It's okay! I still have some wife's money, I will lend you some first, and I will go directly to Jinwu Master for it later."

So Huo Jiyan followed Fat Face to a very secret place, Fat Face asked him to watch outside, while he squatted on the ground and dug a hole, digging a full three feet before he dug out a box and took out some money.Huo Jiyan glanced into the box, and sure enough, he had spent a lot of money, and his wife didn't have much left.Fat face pulled him back with a smile, and said: "Actually, we ghosts, money is really something outside of us, especially those of us who work in the underworld, maybe one day, if we please our superiors, we will be reincarnated in an instant. At that time, no one would know that the money would rot in the ground.”

Huo Jiyan thought to himself: You are quite enlightened, since your awareness is so high, why are you still thinking of selling the kid for money!

Huo Jiyan didn't intend to express his thoughts for now, after all, he still had to take his fat face with him to the ten-story Wet Snow Building.In case this fat face is a ghost who wants money but no dignity, if he doesn't agree with him and flies up, why would he have to climb the Jingxu tree once leaving him with no aura?

The fat face happily took Huo Jiyan and money up to the tenth floor of the Wet Snow Building.The tenth floor of hell is obviously more lively than the eighteenth floor, and it is more crowded than the seventh floor of the Netherworld Hall.There is a lot of ups and downs here, good and bad are mixed, good and bad are mixed, and now there is a new fresh brothel that doesn't exist on the entire eighteenth floor, more dignitaries from above and below, ghosts and messengers come here to try something new. .

Today is the day when the oiran of Shixuelou throws "Xiangxiu". The so-called Xiangxiu is a kind of handkerchief embroidered with patterns.There is a way here, the handkerchief itself is light and fluffy, the oiran must not be a strong girl, if she throws such a soft and fragrant shoulder, it will only fall on the few rows in front of her.And this seat must be obtained according to the price, whoever offers the highest price will be able to sit in the place closest to the oiran.All in all, this "Guest of the Curtain" was bought with money.Or to put it another way, this oiran will definitely be taken care of by the Golden Crow who "sees money like dung" in the end.

So what to do with such a big gimmick, Huo Jiyan couldn't figure it out, after all, he used to be a wealthy prince who stretched out his clothes, stretched out his hands and opened his mouth, and no one had the guts to rob him, not even his younger brothers.

Fat Face doesn't have much money, but he still has to pretend to be rich and come here to join in the fun. In the end, looking at the prices that are getting higher and higher, if the two of them divide his money equally, he can only get a position in the back.

Huo Jiyan was not interested in this oiran at all, so he let Fat Face use it alone, he just stood behind and looked at it, Fat Face said "That's enough loyalty" and took the money to sit in the front seat.Even if you can't get the Xiangxiu, at least you can get a close look at the so-called "No. [-] Oiran in the Underworld"!

Fat Face took the money and went to buy a seat at the place where ghosts squeezed ghosts and killed ghosts.Huo Ji was tired of wandering around in the wet snow building by himself, and he saw Lord Jinwu sitting in the first row under the stairs at a glance, the shining light with his own aura almost blinded others.After finally getting used to the radiance, he saw an unremarkable ghost following Master Jinwu, it was his little ghost.

At this time, the little ghost was wearing the matchlock collar and bracelet of the Matchlock Hell. The flames were burning, and there were burn marks on his neck, wrists and ankles. He was only wearing his middle coat.Huo Ji hated that his 16-year-old body looked petite, and when he wore it on the kid, he suddenly turned into nine-quarter sleeves.Forget about the pants, after all, I only took off the clothes from Huo Jiyan before, so it is enough to have a cover, and a ghost must learn to be informal!

Standing behind the Golden Crow with such a collar and bracelet, he looked like a good fortune boy.Huo Ji hated watching the little ghost's new look from behind, and almost laughed out of embarrassment, but the most important thing was to save the ghost, he didn't want the ghost he had raised for so long to be taken away by others.

Huo Jiyan looked at the little ghost standing there respectfully, as if he was not forced to be helpless at all, Huo Jiyan became a little puzzled: he raised the little ghost for a while, and he has always taken care of the little ghost wholeheartedly, and has been working hard to make him He reincarnates.But he has always unilaterally asked the little ghost to follow the path of reincarnation and life. Is this the way the little ghost wants?This road is so painful, maybe you will be reincarnated as cattle, sheep, insects and ants in the end, it is better to stay in the underworld, stay with a person who is shining with gold, and from now on you will have food and clothing, which is no better than Do cows, sheep, insects and ants feel more comfortable?

A thought suddenly flashed in Huo Jiyan's mind - the little ghost was willing to go with Master Jinwu.

He suddenly felt that Lord Jinwu was just a gleaming golden ingot that was eye-catching everywhere, it was very annoying, what a lot of stinky money, after he went up, he could burn a whole room of paper money, and bury your hell!

While Huo Ji was so annoyed that he hated himself, the activity of the oiran throwing fragrant embroidery was ready, and the seats in front had already been filled with ghosts one after another.Huo Jiyan looked forward, the fat face should be sitting in the middle seat, spending his wife just to see a ghost who didn't know what he looked like, Huo Jiyan was really not worth it for him.

He looked angrily at the little ghost's "respectful" back, and he didn't have the posture of going to heaven if he didn't agree with him when he was with him, and he was completely looking forward to the golden crow.Huo Jiyan raised his foot and walked towards the front seat completely uncontrollably.

At this time, a girl from Shixuelou stopped him and said, "My lord, I'm sorry, I need to show a receipt for the seat in front. Please..."

The author has something to say:

The speed of collecting three or four collections a day is completely paralyzed, so I will stop tomorrow to adjust my mood.The tired scum author is going to confess _(:з」∠)_