Zombie "Salvation" Diary

When I was a postgraduate student, although the school had a lot of study pressure, I participated in many interesting projects. Some of my happiness didn’t know how time passed. I was not so interesting when I was a postgraduate student in this school. After all, China’s learning tradition is relatively strict. host.In addition to the assistant work, although the study is much harder than before, it has a little more joy.

I knew before that Professor Wang didn’t have many disciples, but after I got to know him, I found out that his disciples are pitifully small, there are only 12 in total, basically one rhythm a year, just like my class, his disciples There was only me as a student... So Professor Wang was very strict with me, and he would tell me all kinds of things if I had nothing to do. If I was a little poor in my homework, he would scold me severely. After all, there were no other students to give me instructions...

These are okay, the teacher is a person with a sharp mouth and a tofu heart, and the most troublesome are those students.I am the teacher's student and assistant. Professor Wang does not have many undergraduate courses, but it is complicated and he faces many students.College students are all lively and active, I feel like there are hundreds more Zhao Jianshuai... These little grandchildren... Oh no, these boys and girls like to cause trouble for me when they are free, and some children even look at my age They are similar to them. They look gentle and have no temper. They just treat me no big or small. They always tease me, either lying about something, or really causing trouble, making me run around on the main road to catch people , causing me to waste a lot of extra time to solve the bastards.

Shen Yaowen was very busy before, but now he has a lot of free time. When I was free, I became busy, and he was quite displeased. After these things, he became more sensitive. Whenever he sees me coming back late, or running out halfway, he will A few sour words to complain.Either saying "Why, I can't do without me at home?", or asking angrily, "Who are you seeing? Where are you going? Do I know you?".

Every time I can only be speechless, I am afraid that after he knows the truth, he will find someone else's child to settle the score, and then not only will I have to wipe my butt, but I will also have to wipe his butt...

There will be problems after a long time, so I have to start with the teacher, hoping that the teacher will apply for an assistant again.

Professor Wang wrote the report in a hurry, and said with a smile: "If you are my disciple, you can't even deal with the little kid? Then you can just apply to be transferred to the teacher, it is not allowed."

I really want to say, little brats are easy to deal with, but this is a bunch of brats, when you are tormenting you, going to battle in batches is enough for you to drink a pot of fierce...

Professor Huang took out the envelope and said to me, "By the way, this is the assistant's salary."

I frowned immediately. The thickness of the envelope should be 2000 yuan. I quickly said, "This is too much for an assistant, I don't need it."

The teacher smiled: "Zhao Jianshuai, it's one thing for you to make a lot of money yourself, and it's one thing for me to give you the money. You deserve it and it's yours."

I was a little surprised: "Why do you..."

The teacher pointedly said: "I saw you playing the stock market last time, and marked a lot of projects, which are more profitable recently." The teacher squinted his eyes proudly and said with a smile: "You are better than those children before me." Much sharper."

Some of what I marked are indeed inferred by myself, and more than half of them are facts that happened in the past. I probably remember some, but after all, the world has changed a little because of my troubles.The big news that SIN Medicine takes the lead against the Lord alone has caused a sensation and affected many industries, and there have been many amazing changes in the global positioning. I reasoned about the subsequent stock market fluctuations and revised some.

I had no choice but to tell him: "Teacher, to tell you the truth, this is what I... my friend told me. I made some changes, but it's not my strength."

Professor Huang didn't care too much and said with a smile: "Others' information is just for reference. It is up to you whether you can understand the changes in the market."

Since he insisted on his own ideas, I had no choice but to acquiesce.Since the teacher is unwilling to increase the manpower, he can only give up.Afterwards, the little kids gradually calmed down. I inquired from the sidelines, and it turned out that it was Professor Huang who taught the class one by one before class.The teacher really just said something bad.

But there are still some children who are ignorant, and the elders tell them not to be like this, they have to be like this to be happy.

Some children like to bully me for fun, and some children like my type, just like now, a certain male classmate has missed homework for a month, and if this continues, according to Professor Huang's personality, it is not guaranteed that this child will not only fail to pass the exam He may not even have the qualifications in this major. Professor Huang will kick him out forcibly. With the teacher around, no one in our college dares to be so willful.

When the teacher found out the child's record, he cursed and said I was wrong.I'm in the school coffee shop, put down my homework quickly, call him, and ask him to explain, this kid is awesome, pick up the phone, the first sentence, who, the second sentence, you bastard, the third sentence, just What's wrong with not handing in homework.The fourth sentence, without the fourth sentence, the phone has already hung up.

The voice of the male student was so loud that it could be heard for more than ten meters around.There were a few girls next to her, and they couldn't stand it any longer, and said to me: "Mr. Zhao, for someone like him, why don't you go back and be polite to him."

I looked at them for a long time and seemed to recognize them. "Are you in the same class as him?"

The little girl suddenly seemed to have taken a stimulant, and shouted excitedly: "Yes! You actually remember me!"

The other laughed happily and said, "Every time I see them bothering you like this, you still have to do your homework and complete Professor Huang's tasks. It really hurts! Don't worry, Mr. Zhao, at least we will be obedient, and there will be no harm at all." Will break!"

I showed a gratified smile, slightly opened the corners of my mouth, and said with a smile: "Thank you." At least this assistant was not in vain.

A laugh very similar to Shen Yaowen suddenly sounded from behind: "Senior Zhao, you are so lucky to have received confessions from several female classmates in succession. When will I be like you?"

I paused, my head began to hurt, and it seemed that I had to explain for a while.The girl blushed from what he said, and she recognized it: "This is the newly appointed Deputy Secretary of the Student Union Department of the Main School?"

Shen Yaowen frowned, and said a little impatiently: "Which club's management are you? I want to ask for more club fees, but I don't have any." Members are discouraged.

People were so embarrassed that they hurriedly said no.Shen Yaowen sat down next to me, put the lunch box on the table, frowned and said: "What homework is there, what time is it, and I haven't eaten yet, no one will torment yourself like you."

As soon as I opened the lunch box, bursts of aroma wafted into my nostrils. I was immediately dumbfounded and swallowed my saliva. Only I could smell it. The slight smell of blood in this aroma was my favorite beef essence.

Shen Yaowen was a little proud: "With some sesame oil added, you should like it better."

The little girl on the opposite side was an age who loved to eat, and immediately yelled: "Wow, Deputy Secretary, you are too good, you really want to eat just looking at it!"

Shen Yaowen immediately changed his face: "I made this for him, don't care about your business." The little girl trembled violently in fright.

I smiled wryly and said, "I'm sorry, he's too sensitive. This is a relatively raw beef salad. It's not suitable for you. Forgive me."

After all, the girl was still very innocent, and she immediately showed disappointment and astonishment, and hurriedly explained that this was not the case.

Shen Yaowen had a stiff smile all over his face, and said that he had something to discuss with me.The subconscious meaning is to let them get out wherever they come and go.

He had no choice but to smile awkwardly at me and said, "Then let's go first...Well, Mr. Zhao, I will teach that male student well. Don't worry, you don't need to worry about it." After speaking, he bowed politely and left Well, it is rare for these children to really regard me as a teacher assistant.

As soon as they disappeared, Shen Yaowen's smiling face collapsed in an instant, and he said expressionlessly: "I need to explain what happened to these women."

I frowned: "They are just the students I contacted as an assistant, you said that."

Shen Yaowen's face was full of jealousy: "I don't call them Xiaolang's hooves, it's already a face to you, look at their clothes, the tops that can almost show their navels." Shen Yaowen showed a disgusted face and looked in the direction of their departure as he spoke. .

I was so helpless that I had to pat the table lightly to remind: "You've been a little bit lately."

Shen Yaowen immediately said: "What happened? You still ran out after nine o'clock, and didn't come home until eight o'clock in the evening, thinking that we are a school, and I can find you anytime, anywhere, but you run around every day. place to find you."

I said lightly: "Then you are too? You don't even say a word when you become a deputy secretary."

Shen Yaowen immediately felt aggrieved and said, "Isn't it because of you?"

I suddenly chuckled: "How do you want to pin me on the head again? Let me listen."

Shen Yaowen quickly scolded me and said: "I joined the club for you. If the club is not well developed, no activities can be held smoothly. Most importantly, I can't research new recipes for you. For the development of the club, I can only sacrifice myself as a coolie Now, this is not for you?"

This shit bowl was put on my head, and it was held firmly.I joked and said, "Okay, corruption is open and aboveboard, right?" I told him seriously: "Just do what you want, and you can't allocate more money to your association because of this."

Shen Yaowen pursed his mouth: "I know, of course, it's just that the event venue approves the event, can't I give priority to my club?"

I said, "It's not innocuous...it's just that I didn't say that it must be done like this." I looked at the salad in front of me that was as delicate as a restaurant, and there was a carrot goose on top of the salad "Swimming", suddenly felt helpless and distressed towards him.

Shen Yaowen immediately said: "I only eat those things all day long, don't you get bored? Eating is a big deal, so don't miss it no matter what! You don't even look at yourself, you've been eating very little lately."

I smiled wryly, it was caused by a lot of pressure, not because of the single menu, if you continue to learn like this, I don’t think it will be a problem for you to open a hotel and become a chef.It's been at least a year since I've had this saber carving pattern...

The author has something to say: Sorry for the late posting, today we are going to talk about a big business.In the future, I will not remind you in the copywriting when I post it late, and write it here directly.The copywriting will only remind you not to update, well, it has never been interrupted, and I have never tried the taste of interrupting updates (*^__^*)