Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

Chapter 85 I'm Actually Not 25, I'm 31

On Sunday night, Lu Mingze left the Marquis' mansion and returned to the military academy. He had a very fulfilling weekend and was even a little tired.But he received Mary's letter, which is a happy thing for Lu Mingze.

Lu Mingze returned to the dormitory with the letter, but Steven hadn't come back yet. This guy would also leave school and go home on weekends, and he left very early.Gavin didn't seem to come back, he also went home?

By the way, he has a younger brother who still owns a house in a wealthy residential area, so it's only natural for him to go home for the weekend.

Lu Mingze counted them one by one, and suddenly found that among the three people, he was the only one who truly had "nowhere to go".The Marquess's Mansion belonged to Alston, and the relief station belonged to the government, but he didn't have a house of his own-how angry!

Lu Mingze clenched his fists, and his whole body was almost on fire. His current attitude is too sloppy. He should train hard, strive to graduate early, and then get a household registration and buy his own house.

He was preparing to go out for training with great fighting spirit, when he ran into Gavin head-on, he hurried in without seeing Lu Mingze, and then bumped into him head-on.

"Yo! Be careful!"

Lu Mingze thumped his hurt chest and looked at him with a smile: "What are you doing in such a hurry?"

Gavin was holding something in his hand, when he saw Lu Mingze put his hands behind his back in an instant: "Ha, Ryan, you are back now."

"Isn't this time to return to the team?"

Lu Mingze asked strangely: "Speaking of which, where have you been? Just came back?"

Gavin looked a little uncomfortable, and then he took his hand out from behind his back as if remembering: "I just went to get the letter, hehe."

Lu Mingze had already seen the clues, and now that he confessed, he joked: "I'm quite sticky with your little pepper, and the relationship is good during the passionate love period."

Gavin said triumphantly, "Then we may be in love for the rest of our lives."

Lu Mingze raised his chin and pointed to the letter in his hand: "What is this? A love letter?"

Gavin raised his hand reflexively, and Lu Mingze jumped on it almost at the same time: "Hey hey! Take a look!"

Gavin tried his best to avoid his hand, but Lu Mingze directly pushed him to the floor.With Lu Mingze's skill, it didn't take much effort to subdue Gavin. The letter in his hand was quickly snatched by Lu Mingze. The other party raised the letter above his head for a look, and then he stopped.

Gai Wen was taken aback for a moment, seeing Lu Mingze squinting his eyes and staring at his letter carefully, he felt a bad premonition in his heart, which became stronger and stronger.

"Well, Ryan, this... This is a letter from my lover, return it to me..."

Lu Mingze suddenly turned his face towards him: "Your lover?"

——Why does he feel that this thing is so fucking familiar from the envelope to the font? !

Lu Mingze grabbed the letter and got up from the ground. Gavin stood up immediately, trying to grab the letter from Lu Mingze's hand, but the latter kicked him far away.Lu Mingze gave Gavin a warning look, then turned over and read the envelope a few times, his expression became more ferocious.

Lu Mingze's feet were not light, and Gai Wen no longer dared to grab the letter or get close to Lu Mingze, and only looked at the envelope in his hand vigilantly.Lu Mingze didn't open the envelope. He made sure to read the words on the letter a few more times before throwing the letter on the table and approaching Gavin step by step.

"You...what do you want to do?"

Lu Mingze narrowed his eyes and stared sharply at Gavin: "You, Lian, someone? Is this person Pepper?"

Gavin stepped back step by step. Although he was usually a little nervous, he could also see Lu Mingze's complexion at this moment, as if he wanted to kill him.

Sure enough, his intuition was confirmed in the next second, Lu Mingze punched him suddenly, Gavin caught it reflexively, but Lu Mingze didn't let him go, he punched him with both hands, Gavin Wen blocked one of his fists, and the other came down immediately, and Gavin yelled, "What are you doing! Are you crazy?!"

"Am I crazy?! I'm crazy! I think you're crazy! Let you pick on my sister!"

他一边揍盖文一边骂人:“你恋人!小辣椒!你个不要脸的老男人!居然对未成年小姑娘下手!看老子不打死你!”

When Gai Wen heard the other party say this, he immediately understood that his underground love affair had been exposed, and he didn't dare to resist Lu Mingze's fists, after all, this was his future uncle.

Gavin had no choice but to hold his head with both hands, lie on the ground and try to curl up to protect his soft parts.When Lu Mingze finally ran out of strength from the beating, he got up from Gavin panting, kicked Gavin's ass with his foot: "Get up! Break up with my sister right away! Don't even look at how old you are!" How dare you fuck my sister?!"

What's more, he dared to use his method of writing love letters to pick on his sister, he was simply treating him as a fool.He was surprised. He thought that Gavin's object was some kind of omega of literary youth. Mary couldn't read a few big characters. Who was he going to show his talents to? Did the two illiterates write poems to humiliate each other? !

As soon as Gavin heard Lu Mingze say this, he immediately jumped up from the ground excitedly: "Break up?! Impossible! I love Mary! All sexually mature and differentiated people are adults! If you divide them simply by age... then I'm underage too!"

"I bother!"

Lu Mingze really wanted to stomp him into the ground: "You are fucking 45, and you are ashamed to say that you are underage. How old is Mary? She is only 17 years old! You, you have to fuck her, you still How shameless!"

The more he talked, the angrier he got, and he wanted to hit Gavin again.Gavin conditioned to raise his arm to block it: "Wait, wait! 17 years old? You said Mary was 17 years old? But she was clearly 23 years old on the military profile!"

Lu Mingze stopped, frowned and looked at him: "What? Why are you 23 years old?"

"And I don't think she looks like she is only 17 years old, so I didn't investigate in detail."

Lu Mingze just wanted to ask if you have confirmed it, but he thought of the confirmation method that Auston told him, so he didn't ask - because whether Gavin said yes or not, Lu Mingze would want to hit him.

He changed the way of asking: "Then how old do you think I am?"

Gavin raised his eyebrows: "Twenty to forty? It's possible."

"nonsense……"

Lu Mingze suddenly remembered that his way of calculating age was different from that of the people on his side. According to the calculation of one year of age, Snow Star would be one year after one warm season and one cold season.

However, he counted as an approximation, not so serious and strict, and also because few people on Snow Planet care about the date, important days—such as grain harvesting—Lu Mingze will never forget.

Lu Mingze hesitated and asked: "Maybe our planet and the main star have different age calculation methods? How long does it take for the main star to make a revolution?"

Gavin was a little confused: "Revolution? But we don't need to know this to calculate age."

Lu Mingze was also dumbfounded, he used to calculate like this!

Gavin scratched his head: "Have you never left your own planet before? Because the Interstellar Federation includes many planets, and the revolution speed of each planet is different, so the annual timing is unified using the rotation period of Obsidian, and the rotation of Obsidian is an interstellar year. Obsidian Satellite [-] revolves around Obsidian as an interstellar month, but the interstellar day is calculated according to the rotation of the respective planets—but according to statistics, there is no difference in the rotation time of the planets within the Interstellar Federation.”

Lu Mingze was completely dumbfounded after hearing his explanation: "Then you guys, how many days are there in an interstellar year? How many hours a day?"

Gavin was surprised that Lu Mingze asked such a simple question, but he still said: "There are 24 hours in a day. On the main star, there are one thousand and two hundred days in a year. The more remote planets have longer hours."

"…………"

This year surpasses their three years on earth!According to the calculation of people on earth, Oston is not 39 years old, and should be multiplied by three...he is more than 100 years old? !

Wait, he has to do the math. If Mary has been calculating her age according to Obsidian, and she is 23 years old now, and her age is 17 according to his own calculation method, then... according to the calculation on the earth, how much is Mary? Years old?In his impression, Snow's last ten years were 16 years in the interstellar years, so his current age should be 31 years old, which is at least 93 years old when converted to the date on Earth...

He is now 93 years old? ! WTF? !He looks like he's only 20 years old!

Lu Mingze fell into a deep panic. When he was on Snow Star, he just calculated the date according to the seasonal changes because the Wood family didn't know how old he was when he first appeared. When asked about Lu Mingze's age, I just listened to it, and didn't go into it. In addition, there is no birthday habit on their planet, and there are no special festivals, and no one specifically mentions the date, which leads to poor communication between him and the people here. In Lu Mingze's impression, In fact, the cycle of the once-a-year grain harvesting day is not a year at all, but a warm season plus a cold season.

He always thought that the slow passage of a year in his impression was only because of the hard life on Snow.

Didn't expect people to be really slow? !One year is worth three years (or even more)!

Lu Mingze could no longer care about Gavin, and he fell into deep fear—how could he be nearly a hundred years old? !Isn't this a joke?His physical aging didn't keep up with the rhythm at all, and he suddenly became immortal.

——The average life expectancy of people here is 1000 years old. If you follow the calculation on the earth, wouldn't it be [-] to [-] years old?Or the average life expectancy... What is the difference between immortality and immortality.

Seeing that Lu Mingze hadn't spoken for a long time, Gai Wen hesitantly went over to pick up the letter he had thrown aside. After taking it, he found that Lu Mingze still had no response, so he became more at ease and bold, and sneaked against the wall to his room.

Gavin doesn't know what Lu Mingze is thinking, but as long as he doesn't mention the matter of breaking up with Mary, he doesn't care what he thinks.

"Don't think that's enough!"

Lu Mingze suddenly raised his head and stared at Gavin, who was so frightened that he quickly leaned against the wall, his short hair standing on end, as if he had been electrocuted.

Lu Mingze glared at him viciously: "You're secretly messing with my sister, we can't finish it!"

After Lu Mingze said this, he slammed the door and went back to his room. He didn't care how much Gavin struggled. His mind was as messy as a pot of porridge, and he needed to be quiet.

If someone suddenly told him one day that he is not actually 25 years old, but has lived for 93 years unknowingly, Lu Mingze will definitely scold the other party for being crazy, but now he has really experienced this kind of thing himself. He couldn't help but not believe it.

The three views are broken and need to be reshaped.

Lu Mingze lay on the bed and thought for a long time, but he couldn't figure out how he was still so young at the age of 93. His genes were different from the people here, and the speed of cell aging should be according to his own.

He stared at the ceiling for a long time, thinking of a possibility. Could it be that his aging process is not related to the body, but to the rotation and revolution of the planet?In fact, these people are not much different from ordinary people on the earth—except for their body structure and pheromones.

Lu Mingze suddenly sat up from the bed, he suddenly remembered something - he told Alston earlier that he was 25, well, it seems to be suspected of fraud!

Thinking of this, he couldn't sit still, and walked up and down on the ground.No, no, he is not the kind of person who likes to lie, he treats his other half especially, his habit is to treat each other honestly, before he could forcefully say that his age in his previous life could not be regarded as a fresh meat, now he knows that he is innocent Let alone five years old, you can't continue to pretend that you don't know.

Lu Mingze wandered around on the ground for a long time, finally made up his mind, he picked up the phone in the dormitory.

There will be a signal shielding system inside the Glasgow campus, but there will be a telephone in each student dormitory, which can be connected to the school line for communication between students.

Lu Mingze dialed the phone number of Auston's teacher's office.

The phone rang for a long time before someone picked up the phone: "Hello?"

Lu Mingze heard something wrong with the voice, it's not Auston's voice, could it be a typo?He hurriedly looked at his dial number, and found that it was indeed the phone number of Auston's teacher's room. He couldn't help cursing—why is there a crossover?

The person on the opposite side didn't get a response, so he fed it again: "Who are you? Who are you looking for?"

The voice on the other side sounded like a man, and Lu Mingze hesitated for a moment before speaking: "Probably wrong, I'm looking for Instructor Alston."

The man hummed: "Wait a moment."

Lu Mingze heard a faintly low voice from the opposite side, as if calling Auston to come over to answer the phone.

Not long after, a different person came over on the other end of the phone, and it was Oston's voice who spoke again. Lu Mingze asked suspiciously, "Oss? What are you doing? Who answered the phone just now?"

Oston smiled and sounded very happy: "There is an old friend visiting, and things are busy here. What do you want me to do?"

"Oh……"

old friend?What old friend?Sounds pretty young.

Oston heard that Lu Mingze stopped talking again, so he asked again: "What do you want to do with me?"

Lu Mingze swallowed his saliva, and said falteringly: "This... I want to tell you."

"?"

Lu Mingze closed his eyes, and said loudly, "I misremembered before! I'm not 25! I'm 31!" If you want him to say that he's 93, he can't say anything...

After he finished speaking, there was no sound on the other side for a long time, Lu Mingze coughed uncomfortably: "I didn't mean to deceive people, I really forgot."

Auston on the other side of the phone sighed helplessly: "That's all you want to say?"

"Ah."

"Anything else?"

Lu Mingze shook his head: "It's gone."

Auston said, "Goodbye, then," and hung up.

Lu Mingze heard a busy tone coming from the phone, and couldn't react—this guy actually hung up on him?

……

Depend on!

Lu Mingze kicked hard at the stool—what do you mean goodbye like that, goodbye forever?Who is that goblin with a super nice voice on the phone... Bah, the point is that Auston actually hung up the phone before him!These bastard Alphas are indeed virtuous, don't they cherish it if they get them, how dare they hang up the phone!When I pursued him, I pretended to be pitiful every day!

Lu Mingze sat on the bed angrily and fanned the wind vigorously—he had struggled with the matter of age for so long, and Auston was not even surprised!Not even a review!It's strange, as if someone wants to call this bastard to talk about something, okay, since the other party doesn't care, then he shouldn't care about the fact that he is 93 years old, anyway, Lu Mingze himself doesn't care, at all don't care.

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