Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

They took advantage of the night to find the restaurant that Auston was satisfied with. Lu Mingze secretly squeezed his pocket, and there were some round coins and a card in it.The coins are gold coins that Lu Mingze saved before. Although they are not currency in circulation, they are still worth a few dollars. As for the cards, they were used to blackmail Andre.

...This amount of money should be enough to treat Auston to a meal. Although it is the main star, it is normal for the price to be high, but it will not be to the point of eating gold and drinking silver.

perhaps.

The place Alston chose looks very luxurious, from the architectural style to the decoration, it is pure European style.Of course, it's like the European style on Earth. I don't know what it should be called here.Not to mention the facade, a huge crystal chandelier hangs in the center of the outer hall, the color is very beautiful, the atmosphere is quite romantic, and the price is extremely expensive.

Lu Mingze looked at the chandelier above his head, his legs were a little weak - just by looking at the lamp, he knew that today's meal would not be cheap.

It's just that when he walked into the outer hall, Auston stopped suddenly, and Lu Mingze tried to stand up straight, and asked him why he didn't go in: "You don't have to worry, I have enough money, I can afford it."

Oston looked at him with a smile: "It's not that I'm afraid you can't afford it, but I suddenly remembered something. Their chef always sneezes when cooking because he is very sensitive to black pepper. We still Change to another one."

Lu Mingze was a little puzzled: "What's wrong with the chef sneezing? Who doesn't sneeze yet."

Alston frowned: "The snot and droplets will be sprayed on the plate, which is a bit disgusting."

"..."

Lu Mingze was dragged out of the luxurious restaurant by Auston, and he asked with his lips twitching after walking a long distance, "By the way, don't you have a clean freak?"

Alston nodded: "I don't have a cleanliness."

"The chef sneezes and you still pick it!"

Alston said innocently: "But this is far beyond the tolerance range of 'non-cleanliness'. I feel sick when I think about it."

Lu Mingze was a little speechless, but finally agreed to change.Because he promised Oston to choose a place at will, and this restaurant looks so expensive, he may not be able to afford it.But half an hour later he regretted it, he might as well have eaten there.

Auston took him to browse the surrounding shops, and he could always remember what was wrong with other restaurants after entering the door, and then asked for another one. They went to more than a dozen restaurants in half an hour!

"There is another store, they are newly opened, let's go and have a look."

Lu Mingze sat down on the ground and refused to leave: "Please forgive me, young master! Do you want me to treat you to dinner or to walk the dog?! I won't go! Whoever you love will go, and you will In this way, I bought a few strings of Malatang on the street and was full! You were not so picky when you were at my house! Don’t you eat potatoes and sweet potatoes very well?! Are you kidding me! Do you eat this or that? Eat! Even the kitchen assistant knows that there is body odor, so why don’t you starve to death!”

Auston couldn't help laughing when he saw that he was about to roll and sapo: "I suddenly remembered that before I left the main star, I hadn't eaten out for a long time, and it was all cooked by the machine butler, because the surrounding shops were full of food. Not to my liking."

Lu Mingze jumped up from the ground with a whoosh, and punched Auston in the chest: "Can you 'remember' such important information earlier?!"

Auston grabbed his hand in a hurry, the chain on Lu Mingze's hand rattled, and he patted his chest with lingering fear: "You hit me with this, do you want to kill me?"

Lu Mingze rolled his eyes: "If you try to picky eaters again, I will kill you on the spot."

However, he also forgot that he was still wearing a knuckle on his hand. Although it has changed back to the shape of a ring, it can't hurt anyone, but it is quite enough to be pierced by the black diamond on it: "What do you do when you go to the military academy like this? It is written in the rules and regulations that no matter whether you are a student or a teacher, you have to eat in the cafeteria and sleep in the dormitory when you enter the military academy. They cook big pots of food and it is even more unclean. Are you going to starve yourself to death by then?"

Auston raised his eyebrows and said: "That's nothing. I used to be an instructor in a military academy. At that time, I spent most of my time on military rations and nutrient solutions to satisfy my hunger, and I ate at home on weekends."

Lu Mingze showed an expression of admiration: "You are amazing, you can even talk about anti-human stuff like military rations..."

The last time he came to the main star, he bought some out of curiosity, but when he ate it, he found that he couldn’t swallow it at all. The military rations were made by compressing enough calories and nutrients, completely losing the taste of the food itself. Lu Mingze chewed it a few times He couldn't chew any more. Oston taught him that military rations are not for chewing, but for swallowing.

Break off a piece, put it in your mouth, and swallow it with water.

It's like taking medicine.

Auston sighed: "I was so busy at the time that I didn't have time to eat most of the time."

Lu Mingze actually had a glimpse of Auston's past life. He is not a fool. This person was probably a workaholic type before. He is as precise as a robot and never stops. The energy is the battery, and his energy is the rations.

He scratched the back of his head: "What should I do? It's time for dinner." He was so hungry that his stomach started to growl, even if Oston didn't want to eat, he had to eat.

"Then... go back."

The place Oston finally chose was the Marquis’s Mansion, but the person who cooked the rice changed from a machine butler to Lu Mingze. According to Oston, if Lu Mingze cooks for him once, it is considered an invitation to him. The money saved can also be used when going to school.

"Two birds with one stone, why didn't I think of this method earlier."

Lu Mingze looked at Auston's smiling face and really wanted to hit him with his knuckles—why did he always feel that Auston had planned this in advance?After making such a big detour, and finally coming to the Marquis's Mansion again, would Auston make such a mistake?Why is he so unbelievable?

The more Lu Mingze thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, his face turned dark as he thought about it, as dark as if he had been poisoned.While shaking the spoon and shaking the shovel loudly, he couldn't figure out why this person did things like this. If he just said it outright, it would be the end of the matter, and he wouldn't refuse to agree, making such a big detour...

Alston leaned over and looked into the pot: "What is this?"

"Scallion fried beef tendons!"

Lu Mingze replied angrily. He turned off the fire, and then served the fried vegetables. Auston rubbed his nose with his fingers: "Well, it's quite fragrant. But I haven't seen you cook it before."

"That's because there is no such thing as onion on Snow Planet."

After frying one, he turned on the fire again: "It's a pity that you don't have a frying pan here. The pan is too thick, and the fire is too low. The effect of tossing the spoon is not good. Let's just eat it."

Auston helped to take out the plates, and the machine butler Madoka watched the two "masters" busy and completely took away its work, very disturbed, the indicator light flashed frequently, and then came up to help.Alston kicked Madoka away with his foot calmly, and put the plate on the dining table.

"How many dishes do we have?"

He heard Lu Mingze yell on the stove, counted them hastily, and replied, "Four."

"Then fry one more and eat."

Lu Mingze poured the sauce into the pot and said without looking back, "Where's the chili, hurry up and get the chili."

Oston's footsteps sounded, and there was no response after a long time. Lu Mingze couldn't help calling back to him: "Why are you dawdling, the pot is about to burn."

Auston peeked out from behind the cupboard, smiled and said, "We don't have any peppers."

It was only then that Lu Mingze remembered that everyone here didn't eat chili peppers, and his small jar of precious chili powder was also forgotten at home when he evacuated Snow Star, and he didn't bring it out.

"How can I eat without chili... Well, let's make pork ribs with sauce, and I don't make hard dishes."

Auston suddenly poked his head out of his shoulders and looked into the pot: "What is hard food?"

Lu Mingze glanced at him sideways, and smiled evilly: "It's just eating vegetables that can harden."

"..."

The aristocrat who is not used to talking about dirty jokes suddenly reacted like a hooligan, just had no reaction, blinking blankly, looking a little pitiful.Lu Mingze looked at him and suddenly realized that he felt that it was very indecent to flirt with an innocent nobleman like this, so he wanted to change his explanation: "Well, actually..."

"You can rest assured."

Auston stopped him, and said slowly: "I can make you hard without food."

After he finished speaking, he turned and went to the restaurant, leaving Lu Mingze alone in a mess.

... What kind of heart is he trying to put on!

Lu Mingze cooked the last dish and took out the plate. Oston sat opposite Lu Mingze and praised sincerely: "You are amazing, I have never seen these dishes before."

Lu Mingze was quite confident in his cooking skills, so he accepted his compliment unceremoniously: "It's all the way of cooking in our hometown, of course you haven't seen it. But I don't know if you are used to it , After all, it’s all according to my preferences.”

Auston glanced at him with a smile: "I'm not picky."

"..." It seemed that he wasn't the one who dragged him all over the food street just now to find a good restaurant.

However, Lu Mingze can't say whether Auston is picky or not, because when he was in Snow Star, he never had any doubts about the dishes he cooked, and he could eat a potato .

But it's very strange to go outside. I even know which chef sneezes and which chef doesn't wash his hands carefully before cooking.But this can also explain a problem to a certain extent-Oston's mastery of the main star's information is really to a terrifying degree.

The more Lu Mingze thought about it, the more frightening he felt, so he quickly stopped this kind of speculation.

Oston tasted the dishes he cooked one by one, without showing any special expression, and the fork in his hand didn't stop. Oston has never learned how to use chopsticks or spoons. According to him, except for soup, other things Sometimes using a spoon is something that children can do.

Auston put down the cutlery, wiped the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief, and asked, "What do you plan to do after you pass the military academy?"

Lu Mingze was filling his mouth with rice, so he took the time to look up at him: "What?"

"in other words."

Auston put his hand down gently, leaned on the back of the chair and looked at him: "Why do you want to go to the military academy?"

Lu Mingze chewed quickly, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then opened his mouth and said, "I don't know why you suddenly asked."

He felt as if he was being asked a question "Why do you study?" He considered whether to use Premier Zhou's words to pretend to be a force or something.Lu Mingze turned his head sideways and thought for a while, "In the beginning, I entered the military academy to leave Snow Star."

Just like his grandparents, the purpose of going to university is to take out the household registration from the countryside.

"But I've left Snow Star now, and I'm going to be admitted to the military academy again... I can only say it's an obsession or a dream, I can't tell."

Auston smiled: "It's okay, just say whatever you think."

Lu Mingze held his chin and thought carefully: "Ah, I remembered. In fact, besides wanting to leave Snow Star at first, there was another reason... um."

When he said this, he stopped suddenly, thinking that he should not tell Alston about this matter, after all, another reason was a bit crazy.What he thought after breaking up with William was that he could have sex casually when he arrived at the military academy, surrounded by high-quality young bodies, how wonderful...

Auston looked at him and narrowed his eyes: "What's another reason?"

Lu Mingze lowered his eyes and hurriedly took food into his mouth: "Let's eat, there's nothing to say."

Auston didn't press the question, but started another topic: "You have entered the military academy, so don't have too close contacts with people of unknown origin."

Lu Mingze frowned: "How is that possible? Don't I have to get along with my classmates when I enter the military academy? We still need to live in the same dormitory."

Thinking of his buddies in the same dormitory at the university, Lu Mingze was excited. Back then he was too stupid to realize his sexuality. Now... cough cough, just kidding, he just misses the carefree days in college.

"Of course it's okay if it's an ordinary relationship, but if someone wants to drag you to meet someone, or any activities not organized by the school, you must not go with them."

"What do you mean?"

Auston looked at him seriously: "The presidential election will be held two months after the start of school in Glasgow, and the princes' think tanks will step up for them to attract potential newcomers so as to inject fresh blood into their party. Glasgow is the most A place that is easy to be targeted, because there are many outstanding young people here. Their intelligence and military strength are top-notch in the entire galaxy. According to your current strength, if you don't deliberately hide it, you may become a target in the eyes of others. So, do you understand what you should do after you enroll?"

Lu Mingze stopped grilling the rice a long time ago, and stared blankly at Auston while holding the bowl.He opened his mouth, and the rice grains fell back into the bowl: "I know, I know, I hide my strength..."

Auston saw that he was finally serious, and his expression was slightly relaxed: "There is no need to hide your strength, as long as you don't make trouble with your classmates and form cliques."

"Clique formation?"

Auston made it clearer again: "It's just standing in line."

Lu Mingze stuffed the rice grains back into his mouth again: "Of course I won't take sides, I'm not interested in political issues. Well... at present, I only plan to go to school, and then, to study for the rise of Snow Star."

"Standing in a team is not something you don't want to stand for. If you have close contacts with a classmate who obviously has a faction identity, then others will automatically divide you into a team without your own announcement or consent. At that time, you These immature forces will be the first to be pushed to the forefront, and you have to stand if you don't want to."

Lu Mingze didn't have much doubt about what Auston said. When he was on Earth, he had seen a lot of people standing in line on some forums or software. Join the supportive faction.

...and he believes that politicians will use more extreme and effective methods than the boring ones on the Internet.

Lu Mingze nodded: "I see... Hey, let's talk about the future, and do the immediate thing first."

Auston also smiled and said, "Okay, let's talk about advanced military academy, you just need to remember what I told you."

Lu Mingze understood vaguely, and muttered again: "Why are you so serious all of a sudden, trying to scare me to death?"

Auston looked at him for a long time, and said softly: "I just remind you that you are mine now."

"Pfft! Cough-cough-cough..."

Lu Mingze turned his head abruptly and took a mouthful of rice. He coughed and nodded: "I...I know!"

He had heard Oston say this before, but now that he heard it again suddenly, the first thing he thought of was different.

... Fortunately, he reacted quickly.

"I know, I'm not on the team, I'm on your team, okay!"

Auston was finally satisfied and stopped my simple and rude brainwashing behavior. He stretched out his hand and stroked the corner of Lu Mingze's lips lightly.

"What else to do..."

Auston took a grain of rice from the corner of his lips, put it in his mouth with a smile, and ate it: "It's on it."

Lu Mingze felt as if he had suffered a mental blow. He stared blankly at Auston—and suddenly thought, if Auston didn't have this personality, he would have married him on the spot.

"What you just ate is mine."

Lu Mingze blinked his eyes, Oston stood up and crossed the table to approach him, turned his head and kissed his lips lightly: "Next, it's your turn to treat."

The tableware in Lu Mingze's hand fell into the plate, and the other party had already walked to his seat, lowered his head and pecked his lips a few times, and then the pecks gradually deepened the kiss, Lu Mingze closed his eyes, and raised his head to respond to his kiss.

——Forget it, this guy who likes to play rascals more than him, who is completely unpredictable, how can he be married home...