Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

Listening to Lu Mingze uttering gibberish, William asked suspiciously, "By what?"

Lu Mingze took a deep breath, and put it another way: "Patrol police."

Lu Mingze hates being independent the most in his life. The motto he abides by is the golden mean, neither too good nor too bad.As the saying goes, what is rare is the most valuable, and the first bird is shot, whether it is the shit that fell in a pile of gold or the gold that fell in a pile of shit, it will be picked out.However, he is special everywhere in this place, and he can't even think about living a normal life.

Lu Mingze died once, on a planet called Earth, he fell into a ditch and died.When he woke up, he found that he was still in the ditch. When he opened his eyes, a large piece of snow fell on his face. Lu Mingze once thought that he would freeze to death again.

Fortunately, an aunt went out to pour out the smelly water and kindly picked him up.

Lu Mingze's body is still his original one, but his age has shrunk to fifteen or sixteen years old. He thought that he had accidentally arrived north of the Arctic Circle, and after living here for a period of time, he gradually discovered the abnormality.

First, this planet is not the earth. People here have never even heard the name of the earth. It is covered by ice and snow all year round. There are no four seasons, only warm season and cold season.In the first few years when he came here, Lu Mingze thought he had fallen into Siberia.

Second, there are six types of human sex in this world. From the perspective of pheromones, they are divided into three types, Alpha, Omega and Beta. People here are different from people on the earth. They all have various unique pheromones, just like fingerprints. generally.They also have glands, at the back of the neck, from where the pheromones are produced.Of course, except for Lu Mingze, he has nothing as a foreigner.

Thirdly, and the strangest thing, Lu Mingze clearly knows that he speaks differently from the people here, but all the people, including the family where he lives temporarily, never feel that he has an accent, as if there is a language in the dark The converter automatically converts Lu Mingze's language style to that of the local people. If there are words that do not fit the background of this world, they will be automatically converted into gibberish and spit out from his mouth, such as the previous "urban management".

Lu Mingze doesn't like being so unconventional. People around him speak in an interpreter's accent, but he speaks authentic Beijing movies. Even if they don't realize it, Lu Mingze himself feels awkward.Another point, the most obvious, is also what Lu Mingze dislikes the most—he has no pheromones, which greatly affects his love affairs.

Lu Mingze likes men, but he had no symptoms when he was a child, and he has no feelings for the relationship between men and women.Of course, it is also possible that his normal emotional process has been delayed by learning.When he was in junior high school, he was studying when the little brothers were busy peeking at female classmates; when he was in college, when the boys and girls in the dormitory were watching movies together, he was studying...

It was not until he was almost 30 years old that Lu Mingze realized that he was a little abnormal.He has also been afraid, confused, and tried to make girlfriends, but he has never been able to have sexual impulses towards girls.Lu Mingze thought he had some kind of hardware problem, until the word "geoji" became more and more popular on the Internet, he vaguely understood it.

But on earth, especially in his family with a strong traditional cultural atmosphere, homosexuality is absolutely not allowed. Lu Mingze can only use the excuse of busy work to push down the blind dates arranged by his parents time and time again.

Lu Mingze came to this strange place after his death. According to his observation, it is normal for men to fall in love with men here. He gradually began to make boyfriends with confidence. William was one of Lu Mingze's former boyfriends.

Then, like all other boyfriends, he cheated on an Omega.

Lu Mingze was very angry, and after knowing the truth, his anger turned into confusion.I never thought that pheromones are needed to have sex here, and every boyfriend of his will accidentally have sex with other pheromones because of the estrus period, which will lead to sex!he!point!hand!

— like a curse.

Lu Mingze has no pheromones. Even if he is hooked up and ran away from his boyfriend, the public opinion will not be on his side. Alpha and Omega in estrus are accidentally married and are even protected by law.

When he was cheated on for the first time, he was so angry that he ran to drink and got drunk. Then he thought, then instead of being Alpha's boyfriend, he should go to the head office of Omega and Beta.However the result is still the same!There are always pheromones to disturb his relationship.

The so-called once acquainted twice, Lu Mingze got used to the more broken loves.

After Lu Mingze seriously talked about several failed love affairs, he entered a kind of emotional sage time. When he broke up with William, he calmly told each other: "William, you may be my last boyfriend."

——Suddenly felt that it is good to be alone, he has not been in love on earth, and he is living well.

William would misunderstand, thinking that Lu Mingze had a deep and unforgettable affection for him, and comforted him for a long time, but that superior attitude made Lu Mingze want to hit someone.In order to maintain his demeanor, Lu Mingze kept smiling and didn't speak, his heart filled with long paragraphs of national abuse.Goodbye to this one now, Lu Mingze has no patience at all and just wants him to get lost.

William suddenly realized "ah", and muttered in a low voice: "The federal government really does not allow stalls to be set up anywhere, which affects the appearance of the city, makes the environment dirty and messy, and spreads diseases."

Lu Mingze smiled and scolded: "Go to your second uncle, this is not the federal government, it's the door of my house."

In short, his national curse will become incoherent due to the switch between the two languages, and Lu Mingze has no psychological pressure at all.

William was so scolded that he almost choked to death on the spot—it was a long time since he had heard such a unique style of swearing.He didn't want to review how Lu Mingze scolded people when they were in love, and put Byron alone in the flight cabin under the pretext of being worried, and hurriedly bid farewell to Lu Mingze.Before leaving, he thought he was kind enough to ask: "Lu, don't eavesdrop on others next time. Fortunately, I met you today. If it is another officer, you will get into big trouble."

Lu Mingze slashed the knife on the vegetable pier: "It's reasonable to play Qiong Yao's drama in the middle of the road. Next time the people ask you to pay compensation to cure your blindness, and you will get into big trouble!"

After William left, the pork stall ushered in the first customer, a woman with gray hair. Lu Mingze immediately put on a smile and handed over the prepared spinal stick: "Miss Jenny, it's so early. The things have been prepared for you. Yes, you take it."

Old Jenny greeted him: "Good morning, hardworking fawn."

She opened the cloth bag for Lu Mingze to put in it, and went to touch her wallet. Lu Mingze was waiting beside him with a smile: "Today, the bones are shaved clean, and I will charge you one yuan."

Old Jenny shook her head stubbornly: "No, no... It was agreed to be three yuan, three yuan every day."

Old Jenny's wallet is very old, and the coins she took out are a little black, but there is an emerald round stone on her wallet. I don't know if it is a gemstone, but I can vaguely see her beautiful appearance when she was young, just like her Same as master.

Most of the old people here have no financial resources, nor good physical strength, and their lives are more difficult than ordinary people. Sometimes Lu Mingze wants to take care of this neighbor, but the other party insists on not taking it for nothing. Lu Mingze feels that there is something wrong with her. In the feudal society at that time, the unique self-esteem of a lady.

Lu Mingze casually pulled a piece of greased paper and wrapped the palm-sized piece of meat: "Then I'll give you a piece of fat pork. I don't know how to make this stuff, and it would be a waste to take it back."

Old Jenny did not refuse this time, and smiled at him, the wrinkles on her face looked very kind: "Good boy, you don't have to take special care of me every time... By the way, who was that just now? Look at Little William from the back, he came back?"

"Drink! You have really good eyesight!"

Old Jenny smiled smugly.

William also lived here before, and never came back after he was admitted to the Imperial Military Academy.Lu Mingze was originally admitted to the military academy with him, and even got perfect marks in all subjects in the written examination, but he was permanently rejected from the imperial military academy because he failed to detect pheromone reactions during the physical examination.

In order to avoid the occurrence of pheromone interference behavior, the Imperial Military Academy does not accept Omega as a student, but every year there are still a large number of Omegas taking inhibitors to apply for the military academy. Better inhibitors can even change the type of pheromone , civilians don't get it, and they usually use a cheap inhibitor that simply wipes out the pheromone response.And the rule of rejecting students with no pheromone response was just introduced that year, Lu Mingze was really unlucky.

After that, William stayed in the military academy, while Lu Mingze was deported. After a few years, the two broke up.

Lu Mingze was reminded of those unpleasant memories, and frowned. Old Jenny patted his arm as if to comfort him: "Oh...you are a good boy, don't miss him anymore."

Lu Mingze didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he didn't retort: ​​"Yes, yes, I know it."

Lu Mingze's business has not been very good these days, and the stalls are only casually set up for a whole day, and when it is nearly four o'clock, there is not much meat sold.Fortunately, there are a few customers who regularly want meat, and he wants to deliver it to them after setting up the stall.

At a quarter past four, there was a sharp whistle in the distance. Lu Mingze couldn't help but groaned, and quickly packed the remaining pork into the cloth, and opened the door of the iron house behind him. The windows were thrown in, and the knives were wrapped in cloth and stuffed under the table.

After tidying up, Lu Mingze squatted down in front of the table, stretched out his arms and firmly grasped the left and right sides of the table, he let out a low cry, and squeezed hard into the middle, the iron table was squeezed out of shape, and then three Fold it twice and turn it into an iron frame with an incomprehensible shape, and stuff it into the haystack.

The whistle just now was an alarm for the watchmen on this street. Once the alarm sounded, it meant that the patrolmen were coming.Lu Mingze almost escaped a catastrophe with his actions, others were not so lucky. The patrolmen came here like locusts crossing the border. Slow down and they would eat and take them away. The patrolmen here are better than the urban management on the earth. Be ruthless.

Lu Mingze sighed inwardly, and suddenly heard a muffled bang in his tin house, which startled him.Lu Mingze suddenly turned his head and looked in from the window, the iron house was pitch black, there was nothing, and there was no more movement after the muffled sound.

——Could it be that there are mice in the house again?