Real men don't engage in fake gays [Interstellar]

Auston came to this world long before Lu Mingze woke up, and he soon discovered that this world is the same as the main star - the media is the most effective way to disseminate information.

Auston thanked the gods for allowing him to successfully come to Lu Mingze's side, so even if it took another few years or even decades to find a lover who didn't know life and death, he had no complaints.

First, he needs a lot of money.

The gold brought from the main star came in handy at the beginning, but Auston understood that if he wanted to fight a protracted war, he could not just sit and eat. This could only be used as a starting fund for his career development...

The missing person advertisements never stopped, and finally after he persisted for so long, he found the person.

It's just that he sometimes gets confused, especially when living with Lu Mingze, he always feels... as if he is still on the main star.

One day when Lu Mingze came back from get off work, Oston was sitting at the dining table with his arms folded, smiling in a daze at a table of lettuce and raw meat.He didn't pay much attention to it, and went over to the bedroom to change clothes. After he changed, Oston still sat there in this posture, motionless, as if he was still angry.

"What are you doing? Negotiating?"

Auston looked up at him, smiled and said, "Ah Ze, our table seems to be broken."

"Ah? No way... Let me see."

Lu Mingze responded suspiciously, squatted down and hugged the table up and down to check it up and down, and then knocked hard on the table: "It's not broken, isn't it quite strong."

"But it won't cook anymore."

Lu Mingze twitched the corner of his mouth: "What?"

Alston pointed to the neatly stacked kohlrabi in the bowl and said, "It's been two hours and it's still not cooked. I wanted to surprise you, but the table seems to be broken."

"...so you're waiting for it to cook?"

Austin nodded: "Yes."

"Then why don't you wait for the fish to jump out of the pond and lie in your bowl? Why don't you wait for the vegetables to float back from the market and slip into your basket? Or... a big-headed ghost!"

"..."

Lu Mingze looked at his innocent and aggrieved expression, and propped his forehead helplessly: "How many times have I said... This is the earth, not the main planet, and there are no such high-tech smart cookers, okay? Meat won't stew by itself , rice can’t steam itself... You fucking learn how to cook for me! Don’t think about things all day long!”

After he finished speaking, he took away the bowls and dishes on the table, still muttering in his mouth: "I have made myself look like an old man with dementia all day long..."

Auston was scolded all over his face, touched the tip of his nose and stood up. Seeing Lu Mingze skillfully turning on the fire and frying vegetables, he leaned over and hugged him from behind: "I haven't done it myself."

"That can't be a reason for you to be stupid! Don't tell me you are acting cute, you are not cute at all!"

Lu Mingze shook the frying spoon vigorously a few times, and put the vegetables into the bowl. He looked to the side, and put his elbow on Auston's chest: "Go, get me another plate."

"Oh."

The latter didn't let him go, still sticking to his back, stretched out his long arms, picked up a plate and put it on the counter.After Lu Mingze finished frying a plate, he picked up a piece with his chopsticks, let it cool down, and stuffed it into Auston's mouth: "Taste it."

The person behind him opened his mouth again after finishing eating: "Ah."

Lu Mingze really wanted to roll his eyes: "I'll let you taste the saltiness!

"Didn't taste it."

Lu Mingze laughed angrily at him: "Why is it so useless..."

I don't know which sentence hit Auston, he immediately buried his face and rubbed the back of Lu Mingze's neck until he couldn't stand still, and when he wanted to turn around and hit him, Auston would Grab Lu Mingze's waist and press down on the sink, leaning over and kissing him.The tip of his tongue licked Lu Mingze's mouth, kissing him so weakly that he fell backwards.

Oston kissed him thickly, then raised his head, stared at Lu Mingze and smacked his lips: "You have tasted it yourself now, is the saltiness suitable?"

The veins on Lu Mingze's forehead twitched a few times, and a hint of evil suddenly appeared on the brows: "I didn't taste it, let's try it again."

"Why are you so useless..."

He immediately threw away the frying spoon, rushed over and bit Auston's lip: "It's against you!"

They were fighting and fighting, for some reason, grabbing food turned into a sticky kiss, Lu Mingze supported his body with his elbows, and Oston leaned on him, biting the tip of his tongue.

Lu Mingze glanced at his face in a rough dress, his voice was hoarse: "Do you still want to eat..."

"Actually, I'm not very hungry."

"I'm hungry!"

Auston smiled and put his arms around his waist: "Don't worry, I'll feed you right away."

……

Eat well, eat well, as long as Auston is around, there is no way to eat well anyway.

Lu Mingze felt that it was necessary to consider Auston's proposal, to hire an aunt at home to help with cooking and so on... But their current relationship is too special, no one cares about it on the main planet, but on Earth... especially Here, something is too dramatic.

"Aze..."

Auston hugged Lu Mingze naked from behind, and put his chin on Lu Mingze's shoulder. Although he was smiling, his tone was really resentful: "When are you going to show me to your mother?"

Lu Mingze was so frightened that his hairs almost stood on end, he hurriedly twisted and broke free from him: "I said it's impossible, my mother is old, you want to scare her to death?"

"Your dad is fine too..."

"Well, my father is in good health. He will use the trident to beat me half to death."

He jumped to the ground, put his pants on, thought for a while and added: "At least break my legs."

Alston crouched silently under the quilt, silently staring at him with a pair of gray eyes, glinting faintly in the shadows, like a doormat.

"Am I ugly?"

"You look like a movie star."

"I've also had a successful career."

"That's right."

Lu Mingze crawled over with a smile, and pinched his face: "You are still my boss, my whole family depends on you for dinner."

This incident makes people angry. How can Auston be so high-spirited and prosperous in any world? It is difficult for him to find a job as a security guard?In the end, they were poached by Auston to work as bodyguards in their own company... One day, if they get angry, they will report this bastard as a fake ID card.

"If you report me, our whole family will have nothing to eat."

Lu Mingze gave him a white look: "I'm not a fool."

"Then why don't you take me home."

Lu Mingze lacked confidence: "...Because of you, you are not a woman."

Auston smiled and pulled him over: "I'm not a man either."

"Can you have children?" Alpha is amazing?He can't tell his mother that although his partner looks like a man, his body is a woman!Why……?

He excitedly went to Raoiston: "Wait, you seem to be able to do it. Your Alpha also has a genital cavity, but it's shrunk. Fuck it, maybe you can..."

"roll."

Lu Mingze was scolded, and rolled away sadly with his mouth pursed.

Auston was so determined, he came up again after a while, put his arms around Lu Mingze's waist, lowered his head, and silently buried his face in his belly: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether I see your parents or not, after all, I don't live with them, and I don't care about them." I care too much about what strangers think, but...we are obviously married and protected by the law, so why do we still sneak around all day, like having an affair. "

At the end of his speech, his tone became very aggrieved. Lu Mingze sighed in his heart, thinking that a person like Oston who pays great attention to rituals would hide with him after the wedding, and he was really aggrieved.So he hugged Auston's head, patted and comforted him, and told him a heart-wrenching reality: "Look... Although we are legal on the main planet, here, in our country's marriage law, same-sex marriage is not allowed."

Auston narrowed his eyes: "I know this, but why do you even hide from your neighbors?"

"Aren't I afraid that my parents will know..."

Auston sat up from the bed suddenly, frowning: "Then I have to buy a villa in a place that no one knows and lock you in it, so that your parents will not be afraid that they will find out, and no one will find you."

Lu Mingze was stunned for a moment, picked up the pillow and threw it on Auston's head: "Did you fucking go to read strange novels again, how many times have I told you, don't buy messy books back! You won't listen Do not listen! Spend money indiscriminately!"

Auston was knocked down into the quilt by Lu Mingze, and shrank into a ball with a smile: "I was only here to learn Chinese, but your culture is so interesting... Are the people here so interesting?"

After Lu Mingze was out of breath, Auston pulled him into his arms, then took out a small white text from a roadside stall that costs ten yuan and you can buy eleven copies, and pointed it to Lu Mingze: "You like this Mode? I can play with you, I remember you are interested in role-playing."

Lu Mingze glanced at the novel expressionlessly: "I'm more interested in fucking your genital cavity."

Auston pressed him from behind, and read aloud above Lu Mingze's head in a deep and gorgeous voice while flipping through the book: "She looked at the man in front of her pitifully, tears rolled down like pearls, she My heart is struggling fiercely. Don't, don't, don't treat her like this..."

"Your sister!!!"

Lu Mingze heard goosebumps all over his body, turned over and pressed Oston down, bit his mouth hard, covered his eyes, and took the bad novel from his hand and threw it on the ground. On the door: "Why don't you read Sun Tzu's Art of War, 36 Strategies, Encyclopedia of Idioms, Tang Poetry and Song Ci Xiehouyu, Xinhua Dictionary is better than this. There are so many cultures in our country, you must learn those!"

Auston couldn't help laughing, hugging Lu Mingze while rubbing him and kissing him lightly on the lips: "But I think this is interesting, I haven't seen it before... You're so boring."

Lu Mingze was speechless to him. For the first time, he discovered that Auston had a weird girlish heart—or, did he just read these things as a storybook?

Hope it's the latter...