In The Name Of Fang

Following the Lord Lord's advice, the Xia Tian Dental Clinic has changed the price list. In addition to the money, the blood family will also charge points for dental visits.

Nurse He supported this move with both hands and feet: "You should have done this long ago. Dentists who can see the teeth of the blood family are scarce. No matter how expensive you charge, someone will come to see them."

Xia Yuzhou raised his eyebrows: "Why is it so scarce? Is it difficult for a blood family to be a dentist?"

"Not really," He Qing wrung his hands together, and said shyly in a girlish voice, "Everyone doesn't like to look at other people's bloody teeth, that would be embarrassing! Bloody teeth are just like men's dicks, you can't It’s easy to show people. Dentists of the blood family are equivalent to andrologists, so... they are relatively rare.”

"Huh?" Xia Yuzhou was stunned, and licked his exposed bloody teeth, "Then my bloody teeth can't be retracted, isn't it like a pervert who exposes his jj every day?"

"Ah, ah!" Nurse He stomped her feet and covered her face with her hands, "That's not what you said, why are you so vicious!"

"Hey? Didn't you say that?" Xia Yuzhou glanced at him sideways, and suddenly frowned, "Take off the nail polish on your hands."

He Sanshao wore a pink big wave wig today, painted matching pink crystal nails, painted death Barbie pink lipstick, and pink eye shadow with sequins, blinding Dr. Xia's dog eyes.Forget about those exaggerated makeup, manicure is absolutely not allowed, this is a medical place after all.

"It's so pretty," He Qing puffed up his face reluctantly, and blamed in a girlish voice, "You straight guys don't know how to appreciate it at all."

"It has nothing to do with good looks, it's a professional requirement." Xia Yuzhou straightened his white coat and touched the red marks on his neck that couldn't be covered. "Also, I'm not a straight man."

Nurse He rolled her eyes and changed the voice of a man: "You are proud of not being a straight man, aren't you?"

"That's right, hurry up and get to work. Today, there is a vampire appointment for cleaning and filling, so the little girl at the front desk will not come, and I will leave the cashier and nurse work to you." Xia Yuzhou patted He Qing's silicone fake breasts with the back of his hand, and went out by himself at the door. There is a sign of "full appointment today".I only do this one business today, and I will take my brother to see my daughter in the afternoon.

"Stinky rascal!" He Qing changed into a girlish voice, covered his chest and yelled falsely, and reluctantly put on rubber gloves to temporarily cover his expensive crystal nails, "Who are you dating today? Let me help you refer See if you can make more money."

"Ding dong, welcome!"

The sensor doorbell rang, and a man in a dark purple trench coat, a purple fisherman hat, and a large purple mask walked in.Raising the eyes of Sanbai Dead Fish, it looked like some kind of dangerous cold-blooded animal, as if it would rush over in the next second: "It's me."

"Wow!" He Qing took two steps back stepping on the high heels, "Gu Gu Gu, Gu Ji!"

Gu Shaozhu took off his hat and mask, stared at the pink He Sanshao: "You have learned a new voice."

He Qing: "What new voice?"

Gu Ji: "The chicken crows."

He Qing: "..."

Coo coo coo coo coo!

Young Master Gu grinned: "I've been practicing telling jokes for the Full Moon Ball recently, so it's not bad."

He Qing: "Not bad, not bad, yin and yang are weird, very funny."

Xia Yuzhou quickly separated the two, so as not to fight and the clinic turned into a colosseum: "Guests go to the consultation room first and wait a while. There are hangers in the room to hang coats. Nurse He is going to prepare medicines and equipment."

Gu Ji seldom goes out, has never seen a dentist, and is curious about everything.He looked left and right in the consultation room, and studied all the instruments on the treatment chair.

"You said on the appointment call that you wanted to do dental cosmetics. What kind of treatment do you want?" Xia Yuzhou walked in wearing a mask and hat, and asked Young Master Gu to sit in the treatment chair.

"I want to inlay a row of diamonds on my teeth." Gu Ji took out a small plastic box from his pocket and shook it carelessly.There are more than a dozen small diamonds in the box, which are still shining and moving under the cold light of the shadowless lamp. They look like real diamonds, but they are stored too casually.

The corner of Xia Yuzhou's mouth twitched: "I have never met a customer with such a request. Do you have any functional requirements for diamonds?"

Young Master Gu has a pretty good temper today, so he explained patiently.Because at the full moon dance, he would find a dark corner to hang most of the time, and people often bumped into him without eyes, so he hoped that as long as he bared his teeth, he could be seen.

Xia Yuzhou: "...then you don't need to be inlaid with diamonds, just stick a reflective strip on your forehead."

Master Gu stretched out his calloused index finger, and shook it left and right: "The Gu family has been passed down for hundreds of years. As the young master, I have a traffic sign posted on my forehead, is it plausible?" To put it bluntly, it is not rich enough.

Xia Yuzhou was very speechless, and explained to him: "This diamond will scratch the flesh in your mouth. Diamond setting is equivalent to inserting a glass knife on your teeth. Every time you talk, chew, or even yawn, you will be cut crazily. If you don't want to pretend to be a sick and weak young man who vomits blood in three steps, I suggest not to inlay it."

Sanbai Shiyu's eyes slowly widened.

"If you really want a shiny diamond, you can wear a lip stud or a nose ring." Dr. Xia sincerely suggested.

"That's a way," Young Master Gu pointed to his chin, "Then give me a lip hole."

Xia Yuzhou: "...I'm a dentist, so I don't do this."

Gu Ji: "Aren't they all things on the lips?"

Xia Yuzhou: "Those are maintenance tools, can you repair tractors?"

Gu Ji: "I will."

Xia Yuzhou: "..."

Xia Yuzhou: "Anyway, I won't do it, you can find a roadside shop and call."

Letting a well-known dentist who has been passed down from generation to generation drill lip holes is to let Lu Ban chop firewood and Pao Ding chop meat. It is an insult to the master's craftsmanship.

Gu Ji: "I will give you three times the dental implant fee."

Xia Yuzhou turned his head and shouted outside: "Nurse He, borrow a nail gun from the tattoo shop opposite!"

Young Master Gu: "...a craftsman should have some backbone."

Xia Yuzhou took the epidermal anesthetic and put it under Young Master Gu's soft lips, and said righteously: "The customer is God, and a good dentist must meet all the needs of the customer. As long as the money is enough, it is okay to make a decoration for the front teeth."

On the way for Nurse He to attach the nail gun, Xia Yuzhou cleaned the client's teeth first.After cleaning the teeth, the anesthetic will almost take effect, and the pain on the jaw is already very small.

The warm fingertips wearing thin medical gloves kept sliding around his mouth.Gu Ji quietly stretched out his bloody teeth, and bit the air with a "click".

"This gentleman," Xia Yuzhou touched the strong front teeth with the tip of the toothbrush, "I still have a grinding wheel in my hand. If you touch it carelessly, it will grind the bloody teeth flat."

The sneak attacking blood froze, not daring to move again: "The dentist is really scary."

"Hehe." Xia Yuzhou sneered, and after cleaning and disinfecting him, he raised the nail gun.

"Hey, wait a minute," Gu Ji sat up, and took the stainless steel nail used to pierce the hole, "This is too ugly."

Xia Yuzhou spread it out for him to see, all the original nails are like this, if you want to change the beautiful decorations, you have to wait a few days until they are almost grown and change them yourself.Young Master Gu didn't listen, and took out a diamond by himself, borrowed some tools from the dentist, and tinkled to busy work.In a short while, a beautiful diamond lip nail is ready.

"Craftsman." Xia Yuzhou gave a thumbs up.

After installing the nail gun, Dr. Xia took out his mobile phone to familiarize himself with the lip nailing process again, and found a ballpoint pen to mark on the client's chin: "Didn't you say that the full moon dance was going to tell jokes earlier? Why are you hiding again. "

Young Master Gu sighed: "I hate socializing."

The Full Moon Ball is a social gathering for the nobles of the five families.Everyone dressed up to attend, toasted and exchanged cups, as the young master of the Wuling Clan, Gu Ji would definitely go out to socialize.It's just that this is too painful for an otaku. If it's not necessary, most of the time he prefers to hang in the dark and observe silently.

"That's it." Xia Yuzhou picked up the nail gun and aimed it at the marked points, "Will you taste the blood of other blood races at the social ball?"

"No," Gu Ji looked up at him, "I'm only interested in your blood, can't you really give me a taste? What do you want, I can exchange it for you... ah!"

The steel nail pierced through the flesh with a "snap", and Young Master Gu was so startled that his lips and teeth were numb, and he dared not move.

"Okay." Taking advantage of the man's lack of reaction, Xia Yuzhou quickly pulled out the ordinary steel needle that had been pierced into the flesh, replaced it with the diamond lip nail that was just made, and treated the wound in twos and twos.

Gu Ji grinned and sat up, looking at the mirror.It has to be said that the dentist's hand was firm and firm, and there was hardly any blood and it didn't hurt too much.

Xia Yuzhou took off his mask: "Why are you so obsessed with my blood?"

"I'm just curious, hiss..." Gu Ji supported his chin while speaking would move the muscles on his chin, "Actually, the blood of the vampires doesn't taste good to the same kind, but your blood inexplicably attracts me."

"It doesn't taste good?" Xia Yuzhou frowned, "I think it's very sweet."

Gu Ji looked over suspiciously: "Aren't you a vegetarian? Whose blood have you tasted?"

Before Xia Yuzhou could speak, Young Master Gu suddenly realized that it was Si Jun's blood.Pulling the corner of his mouth, he showed a weird smile: "The magical oriental species...then, Si Jun must have tasted yours. Has he ever said, what does your blood taste like?"

The two of them hadn't communicated about this issue.But judging by Si Jun's expression, it should be delicious.

Xia Yuzhou glanced at the curious young master Gu, and said without changing his face: "The smell of canned herring."