〖Quick travel〗Scumbag Survival System

"Hold……"

Su Ming woke up from the nightmare, bounced up like a dead body, looked at the surrounding environment, lay down and fell asleep again.

Is this still a dream?

Su Ming's memory only stays at going out to drink with a group of colleagues, and being confessed by a female colleague.

Su Ming politely and tactfully refused, and was splashed with beer by the people next to him.

He was very puzzled, obviously he didn't drink a lot, why did he still break up?

His sanity gradually came back, he remembered that today was Tuesday, and he still had to go to work, so he couldn't allow him to stay in bed too much.

The bed under him was warm and clean, except for a little sweat, there was no obvious smell of alcohol on his body.

Which kind snail girl sent him home?

Shouldn't it be-

Su Ming opened his eyes again - the bedside table and bed were probably made of stone, with a warm glow, while the walls and roof were painted red.

He really crossed over, Su Ming thought expressionlessly.

His first reaction was not to panic, but to feel sorry for the master's wonderful aesthetics.

Fortunately, the sheets are normal blue, otherwise Su Ming would really go crazy.

wrong.

He was obviously a good young man who grew up under the red banner, and he accepted socialist theory since he was a child. How did he accept this setting so quickly?

"Young Madam, are you awake?" A girl asked outside the door, her voice sounded very young.

young lady.

Mrs.

people.

Su Ming touched the bottom expressionlessly.

Fortunately.

It is a handle.

Su Ming smiled gratifiedly.

Although he is a double, if he becomes a girl, he really can't accept this setting for a while.

"I'm awake." Su Ming replied, avoiding is worse than confronting, this is his life principle.

"Then I'll come in to serve you." The girl replied in a sweet voice, "Master needs to find you, you need to hurry up."

"No need, really!" Su Ming felt a little bit pained when he thought that he was about to be seen by the girl, "I can come by myself."

"Understood, Young Madam." The maid said respectfully, "After changing clothes, please follow me."

don't call me ma'am, call me—

What's my name?

Just as Su Ming was about to correct the statement of "Young Madam", he was instantly stunned, and could only follow the girl and continue to perform the trick.

Su Ming got dressed and followed the girl down the stairs.

The corridor of the house has nine bends and eighteen bends, just like a hotel, with stones on both sides, dark and dull.

What's more, the walls, the roof, and even the carpet under the feet are all red.The lights in the house were not turned on, only a little light came from the windows at the end of the corridor.

The girl and Su Ming were speechless all the way, as if they were walking through the mouth of a giant beast.

... The rhythm of a romance movie becoming a horror movie.

Su Ming complained silently in his heart, but fortunately his worries did not come true——

Bad taste is just bad taste.

The decoration of the lobby is even more indescribable. On the left is a Buddha statue, on the right is a 24k pure gold cross, and the chandelier on the top almost hangs to the ground.

Gee.

People are stupid and have a lot of money.

There was a person sitting in front of the sofa, and the maid brought her to him, then bowed and retreated.

This is probably the young master in the legend.

In the summer, he was still wearing a suit and leather shoes, his head was oiled, and he was lying on the sofa with his legs crossed, like a villager who collected protection fees.

A memory entered his mind, it should be the so-called "original owner".

It's hard for Su Ming to describe this feeling - it's like the computer is turned on and copied into a file.

He watched the farce below from a third-person perspective——

Bai Lianhua hugged the young master's leg and cried loudly, her make-up was all worn out from tears, she kept shouting, "Brother Beichuan! Brother Beichuan! I'm Su Ming, I love you! I can't live without you!"

The white lotus has a face that is almost similar to Su Ming, and the name is also the same, which makes Su Ming even more painful.

"Cough." The young master seemed to want to increase his majesty, and said in a deep voice, "Kneel down."

Kneel your uncle!

Su Ming's heart became angry, he stood and did not kneel.

"Oh, I'm getting stiff now." The young master sneered, "Then you caused Su Fang to have a miscarriage a while ago, have you considered her feelings?"

Su Fang?abortion?He made it?

He thought about it roughly, and really didn't know who Su Fang was, let alone miscarried her.

injustice.

I am so wronged.

"You're such a vicious bastard." Gu Beichuan said bitterly, "You can't have a child, so you want to make Su Fang like you?"

Straight male cancer, identification completed.

"what!"

There was a sharp pain under his knees, Su Ming didn't notice it for a while, and knelt down.

Su Ming became angry. Since he was a child, no one dared to kick him.

As soon as he looked up, he saw the overbearing president Gu Beichuan's... shoes.

With quick eyesight and quick hands, he took off Gu Beichuan's shoes and slapped him viciously on the face.

Gu Beichuan: "..."

Gu Beichuan: "???"

As soon as a trace of joy appeared on his face, it was frozen on his face in an instant.

For some reason, Su Ming felt that Gu Beichuan was so dazed and cute at this moment.

That look only lasted for a moment.

Gu Beichuan's face was quickly distorted by anger.

"Poison woman, how dare you..." Gu Beichuan roared, kicking Su Ming in the face.

Su Ming avoided it flexibly, stood up with his hands on the ground, and stood up enduring the pain in his legs.Seeing Gu Beichuan's furious expression, he taunted, "Master, instead of getting angry here, you might as well find out if my good sister Su Fang is pregnant."

"What do you mean?" Gu Beichuan asked bitterly.

"What do you mean? Just look it up." After Su Ming answered, Shi Shi ran away.

Don't ask me how I know, this is a self-media novel I read last week, the final ending is that after Su Fang got your property, only Su Ming is with you.

Sorry, I'm not your Su Ming.

Su Ming became aware, remembered his room, packed his clothes, and prepared to leave here.

Whether it's an idiot president or a room full of red, there's always one thing that can drive him crazy.

At the head of the bed is a pot of green plants, which looks like a small sapling, very energetic.

Sensing Su Ming's gaze, the plant trembled slightly.

Su Ming felt very peaceful in his heart, and an inexplicable love welled up in his heart. He kissed the leaves of the young sapling.

Just in time, a breeze blew, and the potted green plant branches and leaves were shaking majestically, which contrasted nicely with the wallpaper surrounded by Auntie Red.

Just when Su Ming was not sure what Jinxi was and what Xi, the cell phone beside the bed rang.

When he looked at the caller ID——

Gu Beichuan's mother.

……

It's really enough. Just after finishing a small one, another big one came.

On the opposite side was a female voice, usually very pleasant, but today because of her anger, her high-pitched voice pierced one's ears: "How much money can I give you to leave my son?"

Su Ming held the phone a little away from his face, thinking about the price of the second-hand house he liked before, and casually reported a number: "230 million."

Opponent: "You little bitch..."

The voice stopped, and he was stunned for more than ten seconds.

Su Ming waited playfully for a reply.The hero's family controls the economic lifeline of the country, hey, is he asking for less?

Promise, promise, Su Ming thought.

"Okay." When Su Ming wanted to hang up the phone, the other person agreed through gritted teeth, "The money is in your account, pack your bags and get out, don't show up in front of my son."

"I won't." Su Ming flipped the leaves beside the bed casually, "You can also spare me, a little person, I absolutely don't want to hinder you, and you don't want to take revenge on me."

The hero's mother: "..."

She didn't expect that after making so many preparations today, she was still surrounded by this little white flower girl.

Your son is really worthless, Su Ming hung up the phone and said.

After a while, five text messages reminded that there was a deposit in the account. Su Ming had a total of five bank cards, and each card had 50 credits, which added up to exactly two hundred and fifty.

Su Ming gave a "tsk".

He probably has to thank the male protagonist for his fucking gift. The money not only allowed him to buy a house, but also gave him a sum of money to start a business.

He continued to pluck the leaves on the window sill, squinting his eyes comfortably in the morning sun.

Su Ming didn't notice that after the leaves were touched, the whole plant froze and remained motionless.

Su Ming began to prepare for the last breakfast before leaving.

Seeing that Su Ming stopped touching him, the leaves relaxed slightly. If Su Ming continued to touch him, he might not be able to hold back and bloom on the spot.

Su Ming went to the kitchen, refused the help of chefs, maids and servants, and made breakfast by himself, and served it to the room under their pityful eyes.

Grilled bacon, grilled sausages, toast... The room is filled with the aroma of food.

Ye Zi straightened her waist and sniffed quietly.

It smells good.

After breakfast, Su Ming started to tidy up the house.

There are not many belongings belonging to him at home, and a large suitcase and backpack are almost the same.

He looked at the small leaves fluttering in the wind on the balcony at home.

Rao has a professional background and is well-informed, so he doesn't know what kind of small leaf he owns.

He hugged the flower pot, kissed the leaves, and said with a smile, "My dear, you are the only one I have."

Leaf's posture was very stiff, and for a moment, he even wanted to bloom in place.

Su Ming continued to smile and said, "What should I call you?"

His breath hit Ye Ye: "Let's call you Little Ye Zi."

After finishing speaking, he kissed the leaf.

The leaves quietly grow a small flower bud.

"Let's go, cute little Ye Zi." Su Ming picked up Little Ye Zi, "Let's leave that idiot president."

Little Leaf: "..."

Let me tell you a big secret, I am the body of the idiot president.

-

Gu Beichuan's body left the game, touching the face that was swollen into a pig's head.

Gu Beichuan kept a cold face and didn't speak, but his face was set off by the pig's head, which made him look extraordinarily funny.

Even if he was beaten, Gu Beichuan didn't worry about Su Ming, so he left the plant soul in the dream game to look after him.

He had a toothache—he was slapped by Su Ming, and he was disgusted inside and out. In a blink of an eye, the plant soul was kissing Su Ming, and it was almost about to start.

Feeling jealous of myself is really a bit uncomfortable.

Hiss, Gu Beichuan covered his face, he played too much this time.

He looked around boredly, this is the break room of the reality game, for those who have encountered danger in the game, or those who want to pause the game.

The walls of the rest room are white, Gu Beichuan thought, no, it has to be painted red.

The system asked cautiously, "My lord, what's wrong with you."

Gu Beichuan kept a cold face and didn't speak.

Being beaten by my wife is too embarrassing, humming.

I must ask for it elsewhere in the future

Gu Beichuan thought, his face turned red.