Zhu Xie Ji

"Li Yun, why don't you wipe the range hood! Didn't you tell you to wipe it every time you use it up! Where did you hear your old lady?!" A slightly plump girl with a round face glared at him angrily, and took the rag Stuffed it into his hand, and continued to curse angrily, "Your old lady is so lazy! Wipe it clean!"

"No...no! You misunderstood the person, my name is Wang Xiaomo..." Wang Xiaomo murmured, he is Wang Xiaomo, a 23-year-old loser who just lost his job... I have a relative named... Oh, what?My brain seemed to be covered with a layer of dust, and I couldn't remember things vaguely.

"What nonsense are you talking about! Our four-year college roommate, I don't know who you are! Li Yun, you must have a hole in your head." The girl yelled, "Have you forgotten our college dormitory, Li Yang, Sun Mengmeng, Little Xingxing..."

Her words seemed to penetrate into Wang Xiaomo's mind with magical power, reverberating in his mind.The ashes gradually fell, and the memory became clear.I, Wang Xiaomo... No, no, I am Li Yun.I am 25 years old and have graduated for two years. The one who yells at me is my love-hate college roommate Wang Lin, who is also my current roommate. She is a typical Leo, never makes mistakes, no, never admits mistakes, Do not accept any form of rebuttal, domineering and autocratic.

And I, Li Yun, am a lazy and sloppy guy, a Sagittarius girl.A person who behaves loosely, loses everything, doesn't like restraint, and has a soft personality.

Wang Lin and I are obviously incompatible with each other. We had quarreled many times in college, but we always got together by fate.She came to Qindao after graduation, and I went to a small city under Qindao after graduation.

There are 8 people in the university dormitory, only she and I came to Qindao from the provincial capital to work.In an unfamiliar place, past grievances and grievances are gradually let go, even if the temperament is different, they are gradually cordial, and they get together in two or three months.One year after graduation, I resigned and came to Qindao. She changed from a job that included room and board to another job that did not include room and board.

At first, the two rented a one-bedroom apartment without money and lived in bunk beds.There are too many disagreements that cannot be adjusted, and gradually become tribulations.

Every time she cooks, she must clean the pots and pans before eating, she must mop the floor twice a week, and the bed must be neatly folded with tofu cubes.And sometimes I only tidy up after eating, and the bed is never made. Books, hair dryers and other things are placed randomly, and I put things everywhere after I use them.She, who is both cleanliness and generalization, how can she stand me!Every time he yells for me to clean up, and scolds me when he is in a bad mood.And I don't eat hard, and I am the most annoying, but no matter how you look at it, I have more faults, so I can only endure and clean up, and I have to pay for it.

Of course, if you endure it, you will also quarrel.I just changed jobs, and I was under a lot of pressure. I often worked overtime until late at night. Sometimes when I opened the door and entered the bedroom, I just took a simple shower with the flashlight on my phone.And Wang Lin was a little nervous, and would wake up whenever there was any movement, and when she heard the sound of me washing, she tossed and turned, sighing.I don't even turn on the light, what else will she do!

Until one time, she angrily turned on the light and said, "You have been tossing and tossing forever!"

"I can't even wash my brush after work! You still get up early every morning, and I didn't say anything about you!" I was also angry. She had a nervous breakdown and couldn't hear her voice, so she was still relying on me.

"Hmph! I haven't mentioned you yet. Every time I get up after eight o'clock. I don't get up until the last minute of work. I wake up at seven o'clock. What's more, you always forget to turn off the lights, and you are wasting your day." Electricity, you are reasonable! Don’t forget that we share the water and electricity equally!”

"Then I often go on business trips. After half a month's travel, the water level is evenly divided. You fucking lose us!" I couldn't help cursing, "I've been fucking with you for a long time!"

"Fuck! Just talk, scold whoever you say! No one has ever dared to scold my mother! You are looking for death!" Wang Lin picked up the Pepsi bottle on the table and threw the soda all over my body.

I'm really convinced, she never scolds her mother when she scolds, but it's not considered scolding if she scolds an old woman!It's ridiculous.

This Pepsi was left over from my drink the day before yesterday. She kept nagging about it for two days, but I kept forgetting to take it away.

"This jar belongs to me. From now on, you can't touch my things! Not on clothes racks, not on Coke bottles! We live our own lives, whoever touches it is a fucking grandson!"

I shook the soda all over my body, and started to pack my things for tomorrow's business trip.I worked overtime until the early hours of the morning, and the train at 04:30 tomorrow, I'm so fucking exhausted, who cares.

On the second day, I ignored her, turned on the light, packed my luggage, called Didi, and called the master loudly, without caring.I didn't sleep well all night, and with a splitting headache, I hung the door with a bang as if venting, and went on a business trip for half a month.

Sometimes I think, what kind of abusive relationship is there between me and her?During my college internship, I lived in a hotel and shared a dormitory. The two quarreled over trivial matters. After nine o'clock, she slammed the door and walked out. None of the classmates who were interns answered the phone, and she was a road idiot. .Everyone looked for her urgently, but I was bored in the quilt all by myself, and no one took care of me.

"She has a big temper, why don't you let her go? From Shandong to Shenzhen, we are the only classmates who depend on each other for life. If something happens, it will be too late!" Someone complained, although they didn't name them, they knew it was me !

yes!It was too late for her to have an accident, and she was very angry.Why should I fight her to the death?I thought dejectedly.

We mobilized people from all walks of life, and we had an idea to ask her boss to send her a wechat chat, seemingly casually asking for her address, and a group of five or six people led me to go out to find her.

Yes, I am afraid, I am really afraid that something will happen to her!So, a group of people found her, tried to persuade and coax her, I apologized in a low voice, and finally she pursed her lips, and the adults followed us back in large numbers.

When a classmate went back, he quietly said to me: "Ha, we are like this, it seems to be acting in a movie! It is vigorous and vigorous."

I suddenly feel wronged!What kind of play is this?And in the play, she is like a protagonist and a princess!As for me, like a villain, like a fool!Why does no one think that I should not be at fault?It's just a quarrel!Who hasn't had an altercation yet?Is it necessary to be full of wind and rain?Do I deserve to apologize to her!But I am cowardly, I dare not say it, I only dare to feel wronged.

Later, we quarreled several times over big and small matters, no matter what was right and what was wrong, every time I admitted my mistake.

This time, I must not take the initiative to talk to her, even though we still have three months of rent and live under the same roof.

When I was on a business trip, it happened to coincide with her birthday.Her former colleague, Zhao Xin, a girl with a very cheerful and lively personality, celebrated Wang Lin's birthday with Wang Lin's childhood sweetheart.

I can't help being jealous!Look, her friend is lively and cheerful, funny and humble, giving way to her everywhere!Look, his childhood sweetheart has known her since junior high school and has always liked her!Even though he failed to confess his love in college, he still came to Qindao to work for her, often went to play with her, gave her snacks and toys from time to time, and was willing to be a spare tire.

She is always surrounded by a group of people coaxing her, knowing that she has a hot temper, they always let her go.

As for me, I don't have a friend of the opposite sex. I have been to Qindao for a year, and all my colleagues are casual acquaintances.

so envious!No!I'm so jealous!Hold your breath and never give up!

Then one day, two days, three days... the anger slowly subsided, and after returning home from a business trip, I bought a clothes rack, which I had been using before.I bought my own electric kettle and used hers all the time before.

No one pays attention to anyone.Even though the sound of her opening and closing the door was much louder than before.

I know she is waiting for my apology.Isn't it like this every time!

One day, two days, three days... It would be too awkward to be under the same roof without talking to each other.

A week later, I took the initiative to make her favorite potato cakes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes. It was too difficult, and I couldn’t do it. Then I pretended to be very nervous and said: "I’m sorry! I was wrong last time, I shouldn’t scold you ! But I'm not very tired! You don't talk to me, I'm almost suffocating..."

"I was wrong too. I shouldn't have dumped you with soda... But you also know that I hate people scolding me the most. Later, Zhao Xin also called me." She pursed her lips, quite arrogantly, "I'm sorry... This is the first time for me to apologize to others. I have been working for a long time now... My temper has changed a lot... I have tried my best to accommodate you. You see, you put things in a mess, and I always speak softly Said, if you ask me before, you have never been so polite..."

"Yes! I can see it~" In the sweltering summer, a layer of cold sweat broke out on my back. I lay on the yoga mat, holding back tears, and said almost obsequiously, "Yes, yes! You really have a good temper a lot~"

Later, I bought a birthday present, which was pajamas, one set for her and one set for me.She's SpongeBob SquarePants and I'm Patrick.She likes SpongeBob SquarePants very much, and I think the relationship between the two is Patrick and SpongeBob SquarePants, one is always bullied by the other.

Later, for three months, we carefully maintained this fragile relationship with each other. I littered, but she didn't care anymore.Once I finish cooking, endure the delicious food, first clean the kitchen utensils, actively cooperate with her to clean up every week, and pay attention to putting things back in place.

Sometimes I think, ha, my lazy and dirty problem, the four years I lived with her in the dormitory, I was nagged by all the roommates, but it didn’t change, and it’s much better after living with her for less than half a year.What is this?This is one thing down one thing!