facial paralysis love

Yanxi on this side is still talking about love, she has no idea that she has been scolded bloody.

"My lord, do you eat fish?"

"Fish?" Mo Yi raised his eyes, and his eyes drifted to the clear water: "Is there any fish in this water?"

"There will be no fish in that water." Yan Xi said, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, exposing his smooth arms and calves, and slowly entered the water.

Mo Yi looked at the man bending over to catch fish in the stream, and felt strange in his heart, well, who would have thought that the majestic boss of the demon world would catch fish with his bare hands in the stream.

It always feels like the world is crazy.

In fact, this is nothing, the most important thing is that the boss of the Demon Realm suddenly straightened up and said to her: "My lord, may I trouble you to pick up some dry firewood, which will be used for grilling fish later."

It's as if you can catch it.

But in fact, Mo Yi's answer was: "Okay, but it seems that the pear trees on this mountain will not wither, and I'm afraid there will be no dry firewood."

Yan Xi tilted his head, and the black hair fell on his shoulders: "You go down this stream, there seem to be some small locust trees there, I haven't cast any spell on those, and there will probably be dry firewood."

"it is good."

Moyi walked along the creek for a while, and there were indeed many locust trees, but they were very short, and they were all blocked by pear trees, so they couldn't be found under normal circumstances.

Soon, Moyi picked up a lot of dry firewood and came back. When he came back, he saw Yanxi was holding a fish in each hand, and it had been cleaned.

Mo Yi frowned slightly, that woman really grabbed her.

Yan Xi took the dry firewood in her hand, lit a fire with spells, sat on a stone and started grilling fish.

In fact, Yanxi didn't know how to catch fish, those two fish were caught by magic, and Moyi was asked to collect firewood just to distract her from casting spells.

But, can Yanxi speak?

Of course not.

After a while, the fish was grilled, golden yellow, and looked very good.

"Here." Yanxi handed a root fish to Mo Yi, "Try my handicraft, it's the first time you do it, I'm afraid it won't taste good."

That, if you do it for the first time, you still dare to ask Mo Shangzun to eat it.

Do you want to attack the Immortal Realm after killing Mo Shangzun by poison?

Literally, I didn't expect you to be such a person.

Mo Yi didn't want to reject her kindness, so he took it, gently tore off a piece and put it in his mouth. It didn't have the burnt taste as expected, but it was tender and smooth, fragrant and crisp, and the heat was well controlled.

After swallowing the first piece, she glanced at Yanxi and asked silently: "Is this your first time grilling fish?"

Yanxi smiled sincerely: "Yeah, why, isn't it delicious?"

Hehe, in fact, it is not to poison Mo Shangzun to death, but to show off how smart she is.

It was so delicious the first time you made it, what do you let those who have learned cooking for decades do.

Literally, you are really bad.

"Almost, it's okay, not too bad."

Yanxi sneered in his heart, Xiao Momo, just make it up, you really think I'm blind, I didn't see your surprised expression at that time.

unpalatable?

Mo Shangzun, won't your conscience hurt?

After a long time, the two finished eating two fish.

"My lord, are you still hungry?"

In words, what do you mean by this?A joke, how could she still be hungry after eating so much, she is not a pig.

"Grill some more... I mean, you should practice your fish grilling skills more, after all, practice makes perfect." A certain master said seriously, with an expression of "I'm doing it for your own good".

Hypocrisy, true hypocrisy.

Yan Xi didn't bother to expose her, so he followed her words and said, "I also think I should practice, but I've already caught fish once before, so I'll trouble the Master to catch the fish this time, okay?"

"it is good."

Moyi rolled up his trouser legs and went into the water, Ruyu's calves looked very slender in the water, bent over, the waist was very slender, slender as a willow branch when grasped.

Yan Xi narrowed his eyes slightly.

After a long time, Mo Yi still didn't catch any of them, she was so angry that she wanted to scold the street, why is this devil fish so cunning, why are they swimming so fast, and no one wants to kill you, it's too shameless.

So, she raised her head, and said in the same way: "The dry firewood has been used up just now, why don't you please go and pick up some more."

"Okay." Yan Xi suppressed a smile, and slowly went to pick up firewood.

Looking at her back, Mo Yi silently breathed a sigh of relief, pointing his slender fingers towards the water surface, a thread of water flew out from his finger, and the water thread quickly entangled a few fish hiding under the rocks and flew out of the water.

Mo Yi picked two big fish and held them in his hands, and put the rest back into the water. After all, if he caught too many fish, the woman might get suspicious.

Then, as soon as she turned around, she saw Yanxi holding a bundle of dry firewood, standing behind her, looking straight at her.

how to say?

At that moment, Mo Yi realized what real embarrassment was.

The air was still for a second, and in the next second, Mo Yi gave full play to the benefits of her paralyzed face, and she went ashore expressionlessly, and asked nonchalantly, "I've picked up dry firewood, how fast?"

Yan Xi also pretended as if he didn't see anything, and replied flatly: "I used a spell."

Mo Yi was silent, yes, she can use spells, what a mistake, what a mistake.

"Why, the Master picked it up by himself before?"

nonsense!

Who is Mo Yi, she will admit it, of course not, so she said: "That's not true, I wanted to remind you a little bit before, but I thought it was smart, so I didn't say it. "

"That's natural." Yan Xi put down the dry wood, and accepted Mo Yi's praise frankly.

The two sat down, lit the fire, and grilled the fish in one go. Don't move too quickly.

Yanxi did not lie to Mo Yi, she had never grilled fish before, but that was in this life, the previous life?

She won't say that in order to please someone, she has practiced her cooking skills, let alone grilled fish, she can cook even a full Han banquet.

Thinking about it now, it was really miserable at that time. She paid so much just to make the fool next to her happy.

If she had known that this guy liked to eat grilled fish, so what if she grilled all the fish in the lake.

As long as she is happy, she is willing to hand over this world.

So, the self in the previous life is the biggest fool!

After eating and drinking enough, Moyi began to spy on the military situation: "I don't know what is the name of Shangdao? Did you live in the Demon Realm before? I don't seem to have seen you in the Demon Realm."

Yan Xi didn't care about her temptation, and answered truthfully: "My name is Yan, and I really didn't live in the Demon Realm before... As for where I live? It's very close to the Supreme Master."